alias "trashcan1" "say Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
alias "trashcan2" "say What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta."
alias "trashcan3" "say How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."
alias "trashcan4" "say Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable."
alias "trashcan5" "say I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen."
alias "trashcan6" "say Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."
alias "trashcan7" "say How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together."
alias "trashcan8" "say Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut."
alias "trashcan9" "say What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos."
alias "trashcan10" "say Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
alias "trashcan11" "say Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with."
alias "trashcan12" "say Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad."
alias "trashcan13" "say Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it."
alias "trashcan14" "say What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine."
alias "trashcan15" "say What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"
alias "trashcan16" "say I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."
alias "trashcan17" "say The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
alias "trashcan18" "say Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire."
alias "trashcan19" "say This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there."
alias "trashcan20" "say 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions."
alias "trashcan21" "say Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
alias "trashcan22" "say What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."
alias "trashcan23" "say What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."
alias "trashcan24" "say I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy."
alias "trashcan25" "say To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run."
alias "trashcan26" "say The rotation of earth really makes my day."
alias "trashcan27" "say I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts"
alias "trashcan28" "say What's brown and sticky? A stick."
alias "trashcan29" "say I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!"
alias "trashcan30" "say Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."
alias "trashcan31" "say Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."
alias "trashcan32" "say A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand."
alias "trashcan33" "say I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying."
alias "trashcan34" "say Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head."
alias "trashcan35" "I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks."
alias "trashcan36" "say People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar."
alias "trashcan37" "say What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels"
alias "trashcan38" "say What's a marsupial's favourite cocktail?  A piña koala."
alias "trashcan39" "say If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily."
alias "trashcan40" "say A man tried to sell me a coffin today... I told him that's the last thing I need. "
alias "trashcan41" "say Whenever I want to start eating healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers."
alias "trashcan42" "say I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on aloha setting."
alias "trashcan43" "say What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
alias "trashcan44" "say What does a suicidal pencil say? There is not a point in life anymore."
alias "trashcan45" "say "Does this uniform make me look fat" - insecurity guard"
alias "trashcan46" "say How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while."
alias "trashcan47" "say Steak puns... They're a rare medium, well done"
alias "trashcan48" "say what does a Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay underlay underlay"
alias "trashcan49" "say A man said to me that he hadn't been to the toilet for 2 years. Reckon he's full of shit."
alias "trashcan50" "say Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense."
alias "trashcan51" "say Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out."
alias "trashcan52" "say Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
alias "trashcan53" "say I went out with a girl called Simile, I don't know what I metaphor."
alias "trashcan54" "say I ate a clock yesterday, it was so time consuming."
alias "trashcan55" "say What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot ;-)"
alias "trashcan56" "say How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."
alias "trashcan57" "say Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its ok, he woke up."
alias "trashcan58" "say What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels."
alias "trashcan59" "say A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand."
alias "trashcan60" "say What did the dog say after a long day at work? "Today was Ruff""
alias "trashcan61" "say A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary."
alias "trashcan62" "say What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon."
alias "trashcan63" "say Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester."
alias "trashcan64" "say How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?... 1 or 2? 1... or 2?"
alias "trashcan65" "say Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting."
alias "trashcan66" "say The universe implodes. No matter."
alias "trashcan67" "say What did the hungry clock do? Went back four seconds!"
alias "trashcan68" "say What did the chicken say about the scrambled egg? There goes my crazy, mixed up kid."
alias "trashcan69" "say Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?"
alias "trashcan70" "say What's the difference between a well dressed man on a a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire!"
alias "trashcan71" "say What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"
alias "trashcan72" "say What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood? The Spaghetto."
alias "trashcan73" "say I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it."
alias "trashcan74" "say I just misspelt Armageddon, it's not the end of the world."
alias "trashcan75" "say Volunteering in America is absurd, it just makes no cents."
alias "trashcan76" "say Doorbells, don't knock 'em."
alias "trashcan77" "say I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap really"
alias "trashcan78" "say What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"
alias "trashcan79" "say If you want to set up a company and run it, then that's your own business. "
alias "trashcan80" "say I can't stand Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves."



alias "trashcan_diceroll_1" "alias trashcan_result trashcan1;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_2"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_2" "alias trashcan_result trashcan2;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_3"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_3" "alias trashcan_result trashcan3;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_4"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_4" "alias trashcan_result trashcan4;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_5"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_5" "alias trashcan_result trashcan5;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_6"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_6" "alias trashcan_result trashcan6;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_7"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_7" "alias trashcan_result trashcan7;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_8"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_8" "alias trashcan_result trashcan8;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_9"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_9" "alias trashcan_result trashcan9;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_10"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_10" "alias trashcan_result trashcan10;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_11"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_11" "alias trashcan_result trashcan11;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_12"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_12" "alias trashcan_result trashcan12;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_13"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_13" "alias trashcan_result trashcan13;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_14"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_14" "alias trashcan_result trashcan14;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_15"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_15" "alias trashcan_result trashcan15;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_16"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_16" "alias trashcan_result trashcan16;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_17"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_17" "alias trashcan_result trashcan17;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_18"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_18" "alias trashcan_result trashcan18;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_19"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_19" "alias trashcan_result trashcan19;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_20"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_20" "alias trashcan_result trashcan20;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_21"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_21" "alias trashcan_result trashcan21;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_22"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_22" "alias trashcan_result trashcan22;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_23"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_23" "alias trashcan_result trashcan23;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_24"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_24" "alias trashcan_result trashcan24;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_25"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_25" "alias trashcan_result trashcan25;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_26"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_26" "alias trashcan_result trashcan26;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_27"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_27" "alias trashcan_result trashcan27;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_28"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_28" "alias trashcan_result trashcan28;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_29"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_29" "alias trashcan_result trashcan29;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_30"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_30" "alias trashcan_result trashcan30;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_31"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_31" "alias trashcan_result trashcan31;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_32"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_32" "alias trashcan_result trashcan32;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_33"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_33" "alias trashcan_result trashcan33;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_34"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_34" "alias trashcan_result trashcan34;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_35"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_35" "alias trashcan_result trashcan35;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_36"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_36" "alias trashcan_result trashcan36;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_37"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_37" "alias trashcan_result trashcan37;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_38"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_38" "alias trashcan_result trashcan38;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_39"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_39" "alias trashcan_result trashcan39;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_40"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_40" "alias trashcan_result trashcan40;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_41"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_41" "alias trashcan_result trashcan41;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_42"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_42" "alias trashcan_result trashcan42;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_43"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_43" "alias trashcan_result trashcan43;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_44"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_44" "alias trashcan_result trashcan44;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_45"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_45" "alias trashcan_result trashcan45;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_46"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_46" "alias trashcan_result trashcan46;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_47"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_47" "alias trashcan_result trashcan47;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_48"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_48" "alias trashcan_result trashcan48;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_49"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_49" "alias trashcan_result trashcan49;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_50"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_50" "alias trashcan_result trashcan50;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_51"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_51" "alias trashcan_result trashcan51;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_52"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_52" "alias trashcan_result trashcan52;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_53"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_53" "alias trashcan_result trashcan53;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_54"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_54" "alias trashcan_result trashcan54;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_55"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_55" "alias trashcan_result trashcan55;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_56"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_56" "alias trashcan_result trashcan56;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_57"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_57" "alias trashcan_result trashcan57;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_58"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_58" "alias trashcan_result trashcan58;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_59"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_59" "alias trashcan_result trashcan59;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_60"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_60" "alias trashcan_result trashcan60;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_61"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_61" "alias trashcan_result trashcan61;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_62"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_62" "alias trashcan_result trashcan62;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_63"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_63" "alias trashcan_result trashcan63;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_64"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_64" "alias trashcan_result trashcan64;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_65"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_65" "alias trashcan_result trashcan65;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_66"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_66" "alias trashcan_result trashcan66;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_67"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_67" "alias trashcan_result trashcan67;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_68"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_68" "alias trashcan_result trashcan68;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_69"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_69" "alias trashcan_result trashcan69;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_70"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_70" "alias trashcan_result trashcan70;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_71"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_71" "alias trashcan_result trashcan71;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_72"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_72" "alias trashcan_result trashcan72;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_73"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_73" "alias trashcan_result trashcan73;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_74"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_74" "alias trashcan_result trashcan74;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_75"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_75" "alias trashcan_result trashcan75;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_76"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_76" "alias trashcan_result trashcan76;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_77"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_77" "alias trashcan_result trashcan76;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_78"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_78" "alias trashcan_result trashcan76;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_79"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_79" "alias trashcan_result trashcan76;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_80"
alias "trashcan_diceroll_80" "alias trashcan_result trashcan76;alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_1"
cl_vote_ui_active_after_voting 1

alias trashcan_cycle trashcan_diceroll_1
BINDS (CHANGE THEM HERE)
bind "/" "trashcan_result; trashcan_cycle"
bind rshift "trashcan_cycle"