You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: asl
You: ME NO SPEK ENGLISH
You: ME IS AM RUSSIAN
You: ME MASTURBATION TOWARDS TEENY TITTIES
Stranger: :)
You: YESYES
Stranger: yes
You: Indeed
Stranger: :)
You: As I latch onto your language I grow in complexity.
Stranger: i see
You: I would like to eat mushrooms from your mothers pooper.
Stranger: yumm:)
You: Yes, Butt mushrooms
Stranger: ya
You: Would you like to see me eat out my cat?
Stranger: yess:)
You: First, You must send me $5 via Paypal :D
Stranger: nope
You: I'm just a pathetic troll trying to make a quick buck for crack <:'(
Stranger: let me watch then i payy 10
You: Nahnah, You pay $2.5 now then $2.5 after.
Stranger: nope!!!
You: You sir can caress my testicles.
Stranger: okay
You: Did you know that my penis is 1 inch?
You: FROM THE FLOORR!!!!
Stranger: sexy
You: Would you like to see my polo shirt?
Stranger: sure
You: First you must sent me a video of you sucking some cow titties.
You have disconnected.