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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- <i>This is the one
- you've been waiting for.</i>
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- 00:00:13,712 --> 00:00:16,513
- <i>The state's two most
- dangerous hitters facing off</i>
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- 00:00:16,515 --> 00:00:19,283
- <i>in the one and only
- Killerfornia Battle League.</i>
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- 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,051
- <i>X-Trakt versus Behn Grym.</i>
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- 00:00:21,053 --> 00:00:23,387
- <i>And this ain't finna be no
- Increase the Peace rap...</i>
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- 00:00:23,389 --> 00:00:25,823
- <i>they gon' talk about
- shootin' the motherfucker,</i>
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- 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,257
- <i>killin' a motherfucker</i>
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- 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,258
- <i>and fuckin'
- the motherfucker's bitch.</i>
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- 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:30,827
- <i>This battle might just spike
- the murder rate</i>
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- 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:33,130
- <i>more than Reagan
- inventing crack cocaine.</i>
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- 00:00:33,132 --> 00:00:34,265
- <i>So if you ain't with that,</i>
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- 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,604
- <i>turn this shit off
- and suck a dick!</i>
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- They like: "Yo, X-Trakt,
- why you always talk about
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- 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:49,612
- the thugs and the TECS,
- the slugs and the Feds,
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- the drugs and the checks
- I give 'em a 360,
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- shrug to the neck
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- 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,390
- Like, this is battle rap,
- motherfucker,
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- what you expect?
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- I don't care if he was lean
- sipper or you sippin' at me
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- look at my team
- squeeze triggers,
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- blow his guts out,
- see if he got a clean liver.
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- Boy, you look mad fake
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- like them
- high-frame-rate TV pictures.
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- You think you Behn Grym,
- I'll leave him stretched out,
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- you Reed Richards!
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- Fantastic Four when
- I let the palm cock.
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- 00:01:29,755 --> 00:01:32,556
- When I let
- The Thing go "pop pop,"
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- you can tell that he
- ain't a hard rock.
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- Adam.
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- Adam.
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- What did that one mean?
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- It's a superhero line.
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- The other guy's
- name is Behn Grym,
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- which is The Thing's alter
- ego from Fantastic Four.
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- Reed Richards is the
- leader of the group,
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- the stretchy guy.
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- Yeah, that part I got.
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- What's the other meaning?.
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- He was "letting go"
- of a "thing."
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- What's the thing?
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- It's a gun.
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- It's a gun metaphor.
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- Probably just assume
- everything is a gun metaphor.
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- Mmm.
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- And I'll kill anybody
- on this artist stage.
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- Y'all know my slogan:
- get this trash outta here,
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- IT'S GARBAGE DAY!!!
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- What you gonna do, Grym?
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- He just called you garbage,
- what you gonna do?
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- You said you got
- the thing on you...
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- 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,644
- where's it at?
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- Is it there?
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- Is it here?
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- I guess they must call
- your gun "Sue Storm,"
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- 'cause that bitch
- just disappeared.
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- So he should Do the
- Right Thing and walk away
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- before I beat him to death.
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- 'Cause he gon' feel the
- Hate in these punches,
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- I'm Radio Raheem
- with the left!
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- This motherfucker go online
- and Google "food porn",
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- as it's known
- to you... porn.
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- You so fat when you tuck
- a gun in your waist,
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- you need to use
- a fuckin' shoe horn.
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- Uh-uh.
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- I'm going take it past rap,
- catch him not looking and
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- drain the MAC fast.
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- The way I Blind Sided
- this fat nigga,
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- Sandra Bullock
- couldn't save his black ass!
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- Yeah, that's right,
- you used to be the shit,
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- but lately X fell in tiers.
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- It's the same as you
- outgrowing your shirt sizes...
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- we ain't seen X excel
- (XXL) in years!
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- Why does he keep
- saying "X" so much?
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- He's doing name flips.
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- The guy's name is X-Trakt.
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- Thus the "X" bars...
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- "Bars?"
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- It comes from
- the music term.
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- Like a bar of music.
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- Except in battle rap it has
- a specific connotation...
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- a bar instead of a line.
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- And the difference is?
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- It's hard to explain...
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- More wordplay?
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- Most bars are based on
- homophones...
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- "X excel, XXL."
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- Oh, so if
- there's a homophobe,
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- it's a bar.
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- Homophone.
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- And your baby moms
- only with you
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- to collect those checks, bro.
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- He be givin' way more than
- just hugs and kisses
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- to the ex-ho X owe.
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- Aight.
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- You wifed up a slut who
- gets piped down religiously
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- like she some sorta Rasta.
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- And you let her
- raise your seed,
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- what, you thought you
- found a whoreto-culture.
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- Your baby boy is born,
- she gotcha,
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- I know you wish you
- woulda left that
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- load in the Ho's mouth.
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- How your name X-Trakt when
- you don't know
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- when to pull out???
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- Now that is a BAR!
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- Oh, okay, I get it.
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- So the defining characteristic
- of a "bar" is just how much
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- gross misogyny you can
- cram into one sentence.
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- Don't worry,
- it's all an act.
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- I don't think
- X-Trakt even has kids.
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- It's all for the
- sake of wordplay.
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- Puns about hating women.
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- Aww.
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- Look, I don't know how
- anybody can be a good person
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- when they spend all of their
- time thinking of horrible
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- things to say about someone.
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- Whoo.
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- See, I just dug your grave
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- so they can put your
- fat-ass corpse into.
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- It's so ironic... as
- much as you lift a fork,
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- now they gotta forklift YOU!
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- This is my chance,
- be right back.
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- Uh, Behn?
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- That was amazing.
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- It was intense.
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- Adam, we spoke on Twitter?
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- Reporter, right?
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- Academic, actually.
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- Grad student.
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- I'm working on
- my Master's thesis.
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- What're you doing?
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- - It's an English MA program...
- - I know what a thesis is.
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- What are you doing it on?
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- Oh... The varied
- poetic functions of
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- the N-word in battle rap.
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- That shit was tight,
- wolf, you killed him.
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- That XOXO bar?
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- Fire.
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- Respect.
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- Respect.
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- Respect.
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- Respect.
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- Respect.
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- I'm interested in how the
- N-word can be used as
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- an intensifier for both comedic
- and intimidatory effect,
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- or in some cases as a
- rhythmic flourish to hit
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- a particular flow.
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- Yo, Grym!
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- My girl wanna
- suck your dick,
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- and I don't even mind.
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- Respect.
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- I'm also interested in
- the racial identity aspect.
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- For example, how Puerto Ricans
- and Dominicans use it
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- to signify their
- African ancestry.
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- So you from New York?
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- I'm at Berkeley
- now, but yeah.
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- How'd you know?
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- Well you just mentioned
- Puerto Ricans and Dominicans.
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- If you were from Cali,
- you would've said Mexicans.
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- So Mexicans use
- the N-word too?
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- Well, it all depends,
- you know.
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- Definitely in the Bay, a'ight?
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- Especially East Oakland,
- you know,
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- they be givin' all types of
- people passes over there.
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- You don't remember
- a few years back,
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- that white chick V-Nasty?
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- Sure.
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- She got some attention from
- Kreayshawn when she had that
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- one hit because they were
- in the same crew, right?
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- That was a battle rapper who
- wrote that one hit for her.
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- I'm good, man.
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- Things gon' be
- different in LA,
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- especially with that gang shit.
- No Mexicans going down there
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- saying it without the hard "er."
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- This is great, man.
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- Thank you.
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- Look, if you really
- want a Nigga Pass,
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- your best bet?
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- Move back to New York.
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- Claim you about a
- quarter Spanish...
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- Hmm...
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- Maybe an eighth.
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- 00:07:04,856 --> 00:07:07,556
- Or I could just
- move to East Oakland.
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- You better off
- claiming you Spanish.
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- Why would you...
- I'm not trying to get a pass.
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- Any time a white boy
- acts who can say "nigga,"
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- it's because he
- really wanna say "nigga."
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- It's just the
- subject of my thesis.
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- So you want to
- write "nigga."
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- Oh shit,
- Behn fucking Grym!
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- Nigga, you gotta
- do a shot with me.
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- Respect.
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- Respect!
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- This is definitely a...
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- crash course.
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- What, he's my
- favorite battle rapper!
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- Why you talking to me, hmm?
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- There's plenty other
- N-words you could be
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- asking about N-words.
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- I guess it just made
- sense to start
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- with my favorite writer.
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- Your structure
- is crazy, man.
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- The way that
- most battlers write,
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- they do the wordplay
- but the lines
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- don't connect with each other.
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- But with your stuff, the
- setup and the punch line
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- all flows together, conceptually
- and then all ties back into
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- a larger theme or idea.
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- It's like a master essay.
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- So you read essays
- all day about
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- letting the chopper spray?
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- Respect.
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- Next question.
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- There you are.
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- I've been looking forever.
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- What's a "jump off"?
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- Sorry.
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- This is my girlfriend Maya.
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- Maya, this is...
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- Behn Grym.
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- Hey.
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- I am really glad that I get
- to talk to you about this.
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- I mean, I was super
- surprised at the end
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- by your battle there...
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- Maya, I don't think that this
- is really a good time...
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- 00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:26,335
- ...they didn't announce
- a winner or anything!
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- I mean, what's up with that?
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- Oh, that.
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- Judged battles aren't
- really a thing anymore.
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- You gotta blame your
- own coast for that.
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- Buncha
- delusional just-can't-
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- 00:08:35,613 --> 00:08:37,013
- admit-when-they-lost
- motherfuckers.
- 233
- 00:08:37,015 --> 00:08:39,616
- New York hasn't lost a
- rap battle in 10 years.
- 234
- 00:08:39,618 --> 00:08:41,717
- I clearly won, though.
- 235
- 00:08:41,719 --> 00:08:43,452
- Oakland, is y'all in here??
- 236
- 00:08:43,454 --> 00:08:45,722
- If you got any drugs left,
- you need to let them shits
- 237
- 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:47,023
- circulate through
- your system right now,
- 238
- 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:49,559
- 'cause this next match finna
- be on some unprecedented
- 239
- 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:51,327
- seismic event
- type shit, ya dig!
- 240
- 00:08:51,329 --> 00:08:53,597
- Rapper on my left,
- state your name, playa.
- 241
- 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,898
- And it's ya boy Big Zee.
- 242
- 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:58,869
- Shout out to Oakland,
- the whole 510. Let's get it.
- 243
- 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,970
- And the rapper to my right
- needs no introduction,
- 244
- 00:09:00,972 --> 00:09:03,305
- but I'm gonna let him
- talk his shit anyway...
- 245
- 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:06,709
- MEGATON, BIIIIIIITCH!!!
- 246
- 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:08,343
- Is that guy...
- 247
- 00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:09,078
- stable?
- 248
- 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,078
- A criminal jury
- may one day
- 249
- 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,182
- have to rule on that question.
- 250
- 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:15,586
- I'm the only reason these
- people here know what your
- 251
- 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:18,688
- name is, but you gon' be
- like Kim K after we tape this
- 252
- 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:19,989
- and I'm gonna
- be like Ray J,
- 253
- 00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:23,162
- since I'm the dickhead
- that's making you famous.
- 254
- 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,764
- As far as these fans,
- I told y'all from before,
- 255
- 00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:29,598
- I'm the one that
- opened up this door,
- 256
- 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,167
- yeah, I showed
- you my support.
- 257
- 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:33,535
- So now I'm like Khloe when
- she goin' through divorce,
- 258
- 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:34,904
- 'Cause I can leave
- the ring now
- 259
- 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:37,473
- since I don't
- owe-them anymore.
- 260
- 00:09:37,475 --> 00:09:41,044
- Man, black chicks love me, they
- think I'm an awesome person,
- 261
- 00:09:41,046 --> 00:09:42,444
- and they
- always flirtin',
- 262
- 00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:44,747
- you can tell this chick here
- probably wants some Persian,
- 263
- 00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:46,817
- As soon as I walked in
- and took off my turban,
- 264
- 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:50,621
- She got on the floor
- and she started twerkin'.
- 265
- 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,021
- Fuck your life,
- fuck your wife,
- 266
- 00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:53,490
- fuck your whole
- entire existence,
- 267
- 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:56,760
- Man, if I seen Bill Cosby slip
- your wife a pill in her drink
- 268
- 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,494
- and I was
- the only eyewitness,
- 269
- 00:09:58,496 --> 00:10:01,297
- I would mind
- my own business.
- 270
- 00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:02,866
- Yeah, Yeah.
- 271
- 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,269
- Me and you, man,
- we ain't the same,
- 272
- 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,602
- you nothing but
- a fake character,
- 273
- 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,572
- Man, we ain't from
- the same caliber,
- 274
- 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,274
- Give me space, man,
- step back,
- 275
- 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,476
- this fist is a face damager,
- Give me distance and space
- 276
- 00:10:13,478 --> 00:10:16,478
- or I'll leave your face with
- Stitches like Game's manager
- 277
- 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,679
- Yo, get outta my face.
- 278
- 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,783
- Well, that's all
- for this event.
- 279
- 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,116
- What do you mean?
- 280
- 00:10:21,118 --> 00:10:24,053
- - There's two more after...
- - Get outta my FUCKIN' face!
- 281
- 00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:25,156
- Jesus!
- 282
- 00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:28,426
- That's what I mean.
- 283
- 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,265
- Damn, Mega really suckered
- dude, bruh.
- 284
- 00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,333
- Ain't no sucker.
- 285
- 00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:38,268
- He warned him twice.
- 286
- 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,470
- What he supposed to do,
- narrate it on some
- 287
- 00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,138
- "March of the Penguins" shit?
- 288
- 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,506
- Well, we should
- probably take off.
- 289
- 00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:47,276
- Thanks again
- for everything.
- 290
- 00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:49,379
- Make sure you send me
- that draft when you done.
- 291
- 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,780
- Make sure you don't say
- nothing wild out of pocket.
- 292
- 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:52,348
- Yeah.
- 293
- 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,049
- Of course.
- 294
- 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:53,616
- Bye!
- 295
- 00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:54,784
- You definitely won that.
- 296
- 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,189
- I said YO!
- 297
- 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,823
- It's Billy Pistolz, man.
- 298
- 00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:02,893
- Let me talk to you
- for a quick second.
- 299
- 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:06,395
- So I just saw you on the stage,
- but I wanna know
- 300
- 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,231
- if you rep that
- REAL hip-hop shit,
- 301
- 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,631
- know what I'm talkin' bout.
- 302
- 00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:12,235
- So what's good with you and
- me getting it in right now?
- 303
- 00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:17,540
- If you really real,
- I'm ready to battle right NOW.
- 304
- 00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,408
- Right now.
- 305
- 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,775
- Look, man,
- I just finished a battle...
- 306
- 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:21,010
- I don't need a stage,
- 307
- 00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,178
- we can do this shit
- the street way,
- 308
- 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,915
- Shoot at his ride, it's like
- a helicopter accident
- 309
- 00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:31,587
- how I got this chopper
- on the freeway /
- 310
- 00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:34,789
- Shells as big as coconuts,
- 311
- 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,927
- that's what I'm sendin' him /
- 312
- 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,294
- And your girl?
- 313
- 00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:39,929
- I won't skip-her,
- 314
- 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:44,002
- but after I'm done
- with you, I'ma kill-again.
- 315
- 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,307
- Did you just try to make "kill
- again" sound like "Gilligan"?
- 316
- 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,677
- Man, niggas out here dropping
- Gilligan's Island bars, bruh.
- 317
- 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,579
- Man, that whole squad
- on that real shit,
- 318
- 00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:59,281
- only God can judge us /
- 319
- 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,684
- When we servin'
- it's like a hot plate,
- 320
- 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:04,787
- - I warn you not to touch us...
- - Alright, alright,
- 321
- 00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:05,954
- alright.
- 322
- 00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:08,725
- I'ma let one of the
- lil' homies handle this.
- 323
- 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,030
- How about my
- young white boy here?
- 324
- 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,397
- He's a killer.
- 325
- 00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:17,600
- Actually, I don't rap.
- 326
- 00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:18,702
- So what's good, then?
- 327
- 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,670
- You heard what I spit,
- do you really think you can
- 328
- 00:12:21,672 --> 00:12:23,372
- fuck with Billy Pistolz, man?
- 329
- 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:27,077
- If that's the case,
- then spit your shit!
- 330
- 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,149
- SPIT. YOUR. SHIT.
- 331
- 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,715
- Okay.
- 332
- 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:43,494
- Sup?
- 333
- 00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:56,505
- You're here trying
- to battle Behn Grym,
- 334
- 00:12:56,507 --> 00:13:00,976
- 'cause he's got the kind
- of stardom you seek /
- 335
- 00:13:00,978 --> 00:13:02,912
- But you'll never reach that bar,
- 336
- 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:06,418
- 'cause all your bars
- are a reach /
- 337
- 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,358
- You clearly wish you had
- a darker brown skin tone /
- 338
- 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,895
- You're suffering from
- "I-Wanna-BeDown" syndrome...
- 339
- 00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:21,731
- And also Down's syndrome.
- 340
- 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,967
- You've been a dad since
- you were still a teen,
- 341
- 00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,601
- but it's not how
- it really seems /
- 342
- 00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:28,069
- That kid is not your son,
- 343
- 00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:30,273
- he doesn't have
- a single Billy gene
- 344
- 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,976
- You spit all this gun talk of
- a violent mind at work /
- 345
- 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,343
- But got nothing to
- back it up with,
- 346
- 00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:37,416
- that's a Miley Cyrus twerk!
- 347
- 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:42,718
- Miley Cyrus just
- bodied Gilligan's Island!
- 348
- 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,587
- Pistolz!
- 349
- 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,021
- Where you learn that shit?
- 350
- 00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:49,360
- I do some
- beat poetry sometimes.
- 351
- 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,098
- Fuck a thesis,
- you got BARS!
- 352
- 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,112
- Did that just happen?
- 353
- 00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:12,615
- I can't believe
- that just happened.
- 354
- 00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:13,548
- It happened.
- 355
- 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,884
- Can you tell me if
- my hand is still shaking?
- 356
- 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:17,252
- This was the
- greatest day of my life.
- 357
- 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:19,355
- You didn't tell
- me that you rap.
- 358
- 00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,090
- I don't.
- 359
- 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,290
- Sometimes when
- I watch battles,
- 360
- 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,625
- lines will just
- pop in my head,
- 361
- 00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:23,860
- but this time I just...
- 362
- 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,294
- said it.
- 363
- 00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:27,197
- It's really not that different
- from my poetry performances.
- 364
- 00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:31,402
- Words are weapons.
- 365
- 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,239
- 'Cause when the poets
- take up their arms together,
- 366
- 00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:40,175
- it's what the, it's what the
- mindless troops fear
- 367
- 00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:42,879
- Yeah, I thought we agreed
- you weren't gonna do that.
- 368
- 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,550
- Sure, sure, we did.
- 369
- 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:47,851
- I destroyed
- that guy, though.
- 370
- 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,553
- Don't you think?
- 371
- 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,620
- You beat him.
- 372
- 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,222
- I mean, I have a few
- notes that I would give you,
- 373
- 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:54,289
- here and there.
- 374
- 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,158
- It's so crazy
- seeing people
- 375
- 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,558
- react like that to poetry!
- 376
- 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,660
- Writers like you and me,
- we submit to journals hoping to
- 377
- 00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:00,630
- get read by, what,
- a hundred subscribers?
- 378
- 00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:03,066
- What's a good turnout for
- one of those slam poetry nights
- 379
- 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,266
- ...a couple dozen at best?
- 380
- 00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:05,268
- But then you have these guys
- 381
- 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,268
- who are doing
- competitive poetry
- 382
- 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,403
- ...which is what it really is
- 383
- 00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:08,972
- ...and they're
- selling out venues.
- 384
- 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,039
- They're getting
- tens of thousands,
- 385
- 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,341
- even millions of views
- on YouTube
- 386
- 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,641
- and they're
- getting paid for it!
- 387
- 00:15:12,643 --> 00:15:14,644
- This, this is what's happening
- in poetry right now.
- 388
- 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,313
- And instead we're
- giving awards to middle-aged
- 389
- 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:20,350
- Canadian men publishing
- postmodern Inuit fiction.
- 390
- 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,784
- Not that Qitsualik-Tinsley
- isn't fantastic.
- 391
- 00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,621
- Okay, so, what?
- 392
- 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,889
- You want the Swedish Academy
- to start awarding
- 393
- 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,957
- a Nobel Prize for rap battles?
- 394
- 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:30,327
- Well...
- 395
- 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,463
- no.
- 396
- 00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:36,499
- But what if I were
- to do it for real?
- 397
- 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,270
- Like, battle and...
- 398
- 00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,472
- Oh, you're serious.
- 399
- 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,740
- Babe.
- 400
- 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,207
- I mean, you don't exactly have
- a "center stage" personality.
- 401
- 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,776
- Do you really want to
- be another white guy
- 402
- 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:50,279
- shamelessly appropriating
- African-American culture?
- 403
- 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,881
- I mean, we don't need
- Macklemore, we need Mackle-less.
- 404
- 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,284
- Yeah.
- 405
- 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,584
- I mean, you're not like that
- other white guy back there.
- 406
- 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,553
- And that works
- in your favor.
- 407
- 00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,688
- I mean, you don't want
- to be like those guys.
- 408
- 00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,890
- Trust me.
- 409
- 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,294
- Yeah.
- 410
- 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,026
- Yeah.
- 411
- 00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:05,429
- You're right.
- 412
- 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,507
- On page four twenty-three,
- Dostoevsky has Maximov quote
- 413
- 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:22,511
- what he calls
- a sarcastic epigram:
- 414
- 00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:24,712
- You're Sappho,
- I'm Phaon, agreed.
- 415
- 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,481
- But there's one thing still
- troubling me:
- 416
- 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:29,351
- You don't know
- your way to the sea.
- 417
- 00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:32,521
- Now the poet Batyushkov
- is referring to the popular
- 418
- 00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:36,792
- legend that Sappho,
- rejected by her lover Phaon,
- 419
- 00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:41,130
- killed herself by jumping
- from a seaside cliff.
- 420
- 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,967
- That's actually just
- my second favorite
- 421
- 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,635
- poetic retort of all time.
- 422
- 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,840
- The first is of course
- from LL Cool J,
- 423
- 00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:54,010
- who was told by a rival rapper
- that his tracks were
- 424
- 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,444
- too commercial
- and that quote,
- 425
- 00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:59,649
- 99% of his fans
- wear high heels,
- 426
- 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,617
- whereupon LL responded
- with the immortal line:
- 427
- 00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:05,854
- "Yeah, but 99% of his fans
- don't exist."
- 428
- 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,626
- So let's see your Drakes
- and your Nicki Minaj'es drop
- 429
- 00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:13,632
- a philosophical paradox
- to that complex.
- 430
- 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,767
- Thanks, guys.
- 431
- 00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:23,104
- Ladies, Seinfeld
- is a seminal text,
- 432
- 00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:26,008
- but for sheer Sartrean dread,
- I mean, you can't beat Friends.
- 433
- 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:28,343
- Coffee shops and existentialism
- just go together.
- 434
- 00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,445
- Right?
- 435
- 00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,550
- I'll see you ladies later.
- 436
- 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,351
- I was wondering if you had
- a minute to talk about
- 437
- 00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:37,454
- my thesis subject.
- 438
- 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,821
- What was it...
- battle rap, right?
- 439
- 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:39,721
- Yeah.
- 440
- 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,724
- I thought you had
- some great material.
- 441
- 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,159
- You know, I'm just
- spitballing here,
- 442
- 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:45,026
- but maybe what you should do
- is compare modern day rappers
- 443
- 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,196
- to Ancient Japanese samurai
- and their poetic mastery
- 444
- 00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:49,131
- of haiku and waka.
- 445
- 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,132
- Wait a minute,
- sounds familiar,
- 446
- 00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:53,769
- is it possible somebody wrote
- that paper back in the '90s?
- 447
- 00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,271
- Oh, yeah, that was me.
- 448
- 00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:56,405
- I know.
- 449
- 00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:57,873
- But if you look at
- the scene going on now,
- 450
- 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,008
- I really think you'd see that
- it's really quite different...
- 451
- 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:05,715
- Look, Adam, don't you want to
- forge your own path here?
- 452
- 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,316
- "Who doesn't wish for their
- own father's death"
- 453
- 00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,417
- and all that.
- 454
- 00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,252
- Look, be ORIGINAL.
- 455
- 00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,054
- That's the whole point
- of the humanities...
- 456
- 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:15,224
- you can make up whatever
- bullshit you want as long as
- 457
- 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,726
- you're smart enough
- to justify it.
- 458
- 00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:18,861
- Write about...
- 459
- 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,397
- the rise of comic book movies
- as the ultimate crisis
- 460
- 00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,998
- in the American male psyche.
- 461
- 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,199
- Actually, don't.
- 462
- 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,634
- That's good,
- I'm keeping it.
- 463
- 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:29,505
- Sorry to have
- wasted your time.
- 464
- 00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:32,440
- Hey, Adam... you coming to
- the house party tonight?
- 465
- 00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:34,209
- As long as you wear a
- shirt besides that one.
- 466
- 00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:35,378
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- 467
- 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,080
- Hey, and call your mother.
- 468
- 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,049
- She worries
- about you out here.
- 469
- 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,016
- Sure thing, Dad.
- 470
- 00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:42,518
- So he shut you
- down entirely?
- 471
- 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,119
- I don't know if I
- would say "shut down."
- 472
- 00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:45,255
- Really?
- 473
- 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,288
- Because it sounds
- like he heard your idea,
- 474
- 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,857
- and took a giant shit
- all over it,
- 475
- 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,859
- and then used that shit
- to fertilize
- 476
- 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:50,926
- a garden growing organic,
- 477
- 00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,662
- certified GMO-free
- vegetables which he then ate
- 478
- 00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:56,399
- and shit all over
- your idea again.
- 479
- 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,601
- Okay, I'll say "shut down."
- 480
- 00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:01,103
- I know it's intimidating
- being the son of probably
- 481
- 00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,473
- the most famous literary critic
- in the country,
- 482
- 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,476
- but you need to
- stand up for yourself.
- 483
- 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,410
- Yeah, you're right.
- 484
- 00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:10,179
- Although, you should
- change your thesis topic.
- 485
- 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,648
- Yeah, you're right.
- 486
- 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,417
- I mean, respect your enthusiasm
- for researching across
- 487
- 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,686
- cultural boundaries,
- but think about the kind of
- 488
- 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,653
- culture you're validating.
- 489
- 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:21,122
- What if instead you were
- to discover and advocate for
- 490
- 00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:25,361
- the next Angelou or Baldwin,
- or even, oh, the next Shakur.
- 491
- 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,794
- Ooh, like Tupac?
- 492
- 00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:27,862
- Assata.
- 493
- 00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:32,435
- Ooof. Can't campus security
- do anything about that?
- 494
- 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,071
- Not unless he's
- causing a disturbance.
- 495
- 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,971
- The best part of full communism
- is going to be
- 496
- 00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:41,112
- when everyone has equal
- access to hygiene products.
- 497
- 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,486
- So Mailer told me that
- being a father was
- 498
- 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,955
- the most rewarding thing
- in his life.
- 499
- 00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:55,957
- And I told him, "You must
- have never tried cocaine."
- 500
- 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,130
- ...when you look at a diamond,
- you might as well just see
- 501
- 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,265
- a sad little baby arm,
- because that's what it cost.
- 502
- 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,968
- Adam, you must love
- having your dad
- 503
- 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,036
- work at the university.
- 504
- 00:20:08,038 --> 00:20:09,772
- Getting to come to
- these swanky dinner parties?
- 505
- 00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:12,542
- Rubbing shoulders
- with the Berkeley elite?
- 506
- 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,009
- It's amazing.
- 507
- 00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,410
- "Love" is a strong word.
- 508
- 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,080
- As is "Dad."
- 509
- 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,114
- Bit of a different vibe
- than that rap battle
- 510
- 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,149
- you guys went to, I bet.
- 511
- 00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,417
- Oh, my God, Becky.
- 512
- 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,852
- You should have heard
- the violence and misogyny
- 513
- 00:20:23,854 --> 00:20:25,487
- that these people
- were cheering for,
- 514
- 00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:26,855
- you would have
- been horrified.
- 515
- 00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:29,358
- What's this I heard about you
- battling someone, Adam?
- 516
- 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,793
- Do tell.
- 517
- 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,563
- Ugh. This weird guy came up
- to us in the parking lot after
- 518
- 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,431
- and out of nowhere,
- he just starts rapping at us.
- 519
- 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,735
- And Adam
- rapped back at him.
- 520
- 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,034
- And I won!
- 521
- 00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:43,105
- Just to not leave you
- hanging on the outcome.
- 522
- 00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:44,506
- That is so cool!
- 523
- 00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:45,874
- I didn't even know
- that you rapped!
- 524
- 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,011
- He doesn't.
- 525
- 00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,776
- I don't.
- 526
- 00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:51,147
- I just like coming up with
- lines for people, for fun.
- 527
- 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,415
- Ooo, do me!
- 528
- 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,484
- Like, what you would say to me
- if we were battling right now?
- 529
- 00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:56,619
- I don't think so.
- 530
- 00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,286
- Do me!
- You can say anything you want.
- 531
- 00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:00,525
- - Do me!
- - Yeah, do Becky!
- 532
- 00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,557
- Sorry.
- 533
- 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,562
- There's just nothing to
- insult about you guys.
- 534
- 00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:06,795
- Oookay.
- 535
- 00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,997
- You know, something that
- I'll never understand
- 536
- 00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:13,201
- about this rap stuff
- is the "shoot this,
- 537
- 00:21:13,203 --> 00:21:18,640
- shoot that, shoot the dog,
- shoot the grandma."
- 538
- 00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:20,642
- I just, I mean talk about
- contributing to
- 539
- 00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:21,776
- your own stereotypes.
- 540
- 00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:23,711
- <i>You're such
- a pretentious prick</i>
- 541
- 00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:25,448
- <i>you have peppermint
- excrement /</i>
- 542
- 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,749
- <i>You stay trolling
- all-boy high schools,</i>
- 543
- 00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,451
- <i>that's why you dress up
- in this preppy shit"</i>
- 544
- 00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:32,755
- Jon! That is so racist.
- 545
- 00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:35,056
- I mean, you can hardly
- blame a marginalized group
- 546
- 00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:37,627
- for their own internalized
- white supremacy,
- 547
- 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,162
- when society has been
- actively enforcing it
- 548
- 00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,030
- since its inception.
- 549
- 00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:43,533
- Well actually,
- THAT'S racist.
- 550
- 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:46,067
- You're positing a total
- lack of self-determination
- 551
- 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,069
- on the minority's part.
- 552
- 00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:49,505
- I've always seen
- African-American rappers'
- 553
- 00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,674
- hyperbole as self-aware.
- 554
- 00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:53,641
- Like, we know this is what
- white people think of us,
- 555
- 00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,111
- so we're more than happy
- to sell it back to you.
- 556
- 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,447
- <i>"Those are such fucking
- hipster glasses /</i>
- 557
- 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,783
- <i>When you wear them, real life
- has an Instagram filter added"</i>
- 558
- 00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:03,619
- Ugh. So now you're just treating
- 559
- 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,621
- an entire racialized group
- as a monolith.
- 560
- 00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,622
- I mean, that is
- WAY more racist.
- 561
- 00:22:07,624 --> 00:22:08,591
- I can't be racist.
- 562
- 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:09,691
- I'm Asian.
- 563
- 00:22:09,693 --> 00:22:11,994
- Asian people can
- definitely be racist.
- 564
- 00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:15,031
- Racism is the systemic
- oppression of people of color.
- 565
- 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,498
- I'm a person of color.
- 566
- 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,100
- Ergo, not racist.
- 567
- 00:22:18,102 --> 00:22:21,769
- <i>"This guy is so hairless,
- white and sterile /</i>
- 568
- 00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:24,439
- <i>You look like a female model
- from American Apparel"</i>
- 569
- 00:22:24,441 --> 00:22:25,440
- Oh, please.
- 570
- 00:22:25,442 --> 00:22:27,209
- Asians are not
- "people of color."
- 571
- 00:22:27,211 --> 00:22:28,444
- You're more
- like off-white.
- 572
- 00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:31,179
- Okay, um, can we at least
- all agree that
- 573
- 00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:32,314
- THAT was racist?
- 574
- 00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:33,282
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 575
- 00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:34,751
- I'm sorry.
- 576
- 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,619
- You know what. My inner
- proud black woman says,
- 577
- 00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:40,592
- "Fuck all you bitches."
- 578
- 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,691
- So wait... Robert can
- literally claim to be
- 579
- 00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:47,632
- a black woman, but you don't
- think that that's racist?
- 580
- 00:22:50,735 --> 00:22:54,102
- He's expressing the
- well-known historic affinity
- 581
- 00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:56,871
- between gay and
- black culture, Adam.
- 582
- 00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:59,344
- Don't be such
- a fucking homophobe.
- 583
- 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,066
- - Hello?<i>
- - What it do, cuh?</i>
- 584
- 00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,369
- <i>We out here tryna
- book this next event,</i>
- 585
- 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,003
- <i>you feel me, and you know
- I needed to holla</i>
- 586
- 00:23:28,005 --> 00:23:32,307
- <i>at the Parking Lot Predator
- AKA Blacktop Assassin AKA</i>
- 587
- 00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:34,744
- <i>the Nerd Who Needs No Revenge
- and see what's poppin' witchu.</i>
- 588
- 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,611
- I think you have
- the wrong number.
- 589
- 00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:36,477
- <i>Nah, G.</i>
- 590
- 00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:37,846
- <i>This is Donnie Narco,</i>
- 591
- 00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,415
- <i>head of the Killerfornia
- Battle League's new talent</i>
- 592
- 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,317
- <i>recruitment and all types of
- other legal shit.</i>
- 593
- 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:43,819
- Is this a prank?
- 594
- 00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:45,787
- Your exaggerated ebonics
- is offensive.
- 595
- 00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,288
- <i>See, you a funny dude.</i>
- 596
- 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,091
- <i>The homie Behn Grym
- said you committed</i>
- 597
- 00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,361
- <i>some first-degree murder
- outside the last event.</i>
- 598
- 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,796
- <i>Some get investigated
- by a podcast type shit.</i>
- 599
- 00:23:54,798 --> 00:23:57,100
- Wait. You're actually
- from KBL?
- 600
- 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:57,999
- Shut the front door!
- 601
- 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,802
- Adam, shut
- the front door, please.
- 602
- 00:23:59,804 --> 00:24:02,204
- <i>So check it... we got
- a tryout card comin' up</i>
- 603
- 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,238
- <i>in two weeks.</i>
- 604
- 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,140
- <i>You got a spot if
- you want it, man.</i>
- 605
- 00:24:05,142 --> 00:24:07,141
- <i>Hey, Adam! Ey, man,
- the service is nervous...</i>
- 606
- 00:24:07,143 --> 00:24:08,977
- The banana-kale ice cream
- and the chicken-less nuggets
- 607
- 00:24:08,979 --> 00:24:10,345
- - need to get in the freezer.<i>
- - I can't hear you big scrimp.</i>
- 608
- 00:24:10,347 --> 00:24:11,413
- Sorry, what did you say?
- 609
- 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,782
- I said, I'm late
- to meet Becky...
- 610
- 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,681
- <i>I said this is about to be
- your BIG BREAK, homie...</i>
- 611
- 00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,150
- ...and I could use your help.
- 612
- 00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:16,252
- <i>...your ass could show a little
- acknowledgment of that fact.</i>
- 613
- 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:17,351
- A little acknowledgment
- would be Nice.
- 614
- 00:24:17,353 --> 00:24:18,286
- Are you even
- listening to me?
- 615
- 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,388
- <i>Listen to me,
- you an animal, homie.</i>
- 616
- 00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,456
- I love animals.
- 617
- 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,790
- Yeah, exactly!
- 618
- 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,324
- I mean, no senti had being
- need live in its own filth
- 619
- 00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:25,159
- on the way to being
- barbarically slaughtered
- 620
- 00:24:25,161 --> 00:24:26,894
- - just so that we can dose...<i>
- - Uh, hello?...</i>
- 621
- 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:28,264
- ...ourselves in growth hormones.
- 622
- 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:29,899
- And the least YOU could do
- in order to fulfill...
- 623
- 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,033
- - <i>YO, Adam!</i>
- - ...our commitment to
- 624
- 00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:32,700
- animal justice
- is put the groceries
- 625
- 00:24:32,702 --> 00:24:33,869
- in the goddamn fridge.
- 626
- 00:24:33,871 --> 00:24:35,971
- - I'll do it.<i>
- - A'ight, patnah, good looks.</i>
- 627
- 00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:37,005
- THANK you.
- 628
- 00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:38,840
- <i>We finna make this
- a classic real for real.</i>
- 629
- 00:24:38,842 --> 00:24:39,742
- Ooo, What are you eating?
- 630
- 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:41,276
- <i>This some bullshit. Hello?</i>
- 631
- 00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:42,544
- <i>Aw, man, I knew
- I shouldn't've called you</i>
- 632
- 00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:43,512
- on the trap phone.
- 633
- 00:24:43,514 --> 00:24:44,846
- Mmmm...
- 634
- 00:24:44,848 --> 00:24:46,515
- It is amazing what they
- can do with tofu these days!
- 635
- 00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:47,850
- <i>Yo, ADAM!</i>
- 636
- 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,051
- - Love you.
- - I love you.
- 637
- 00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:50,619
- <i>Hey, look.
- It's all love, G.</i>
- 638
- 00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:51,954
- <i>So peep this.</i>
- 639
- 00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:53,155
- <i>I'm gonna put you up
- against another young gunner</i>
- 640
- 00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,489
- <i>on the come-up,
- a real dope spitter</i>
- 641
- 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:57,192
- <i>by the name of Prospek.</i>
- 642
- 00:24:57,194 --> 00:24:58,060
- Prospek.
- 643
- 00:24:58,062 --> 00:24:59,261
- <i>Hey, what's
- your name, pimpin'?</i>
- 644
- 00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:00,063
- Adam Merkin.
- 645
- 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,396
- <i>Adam Murk 'Em?</i>
- 646
- 00:25:01,398 --> 00:25:02,698
- <i>That's a dope-ass rap name.</i>
- 647
- 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,167
- I don't actually
- have a rap name.
- 648
- 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,399
- That's my real name.
- 649
- 00:25:05,401 --> 00:25:07,136
- <i>It's your real name 'cause
- you really 'bout that life.</i>
- 650
- 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:09,571
- <i>A'ight, homie, I'ma get
- with you in a minute.</i>
- 651
- 00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:11,239
- <i>I gotta go fuck my bitch.</i>
- 652
- 00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:12,343
- Peace.
- 653
- 00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:18,147
- Asian.
- 654
- 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,749
- <i>Race angle: bad driver,
- eats cats/dogs,</i>
- 655
- 00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:21,786
- <i>small penis.</i>
- 656
- 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,086
- <i>Don't use.</i>
- 657
- 00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,190
- <i>Too racist?</i>
- 658
- 00:25:27,991 --> 00:25:29,460
- <i>Smokes a lot of weed.</i>
- 659
- 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:37,235
- <i>Smokes a lot of weed.</i>
- 660
- 00:25:39,469 --> 00:25:41,839
- <i>Also probably sells it.</i>
- 661
- 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:45,877
- <i>Loves his grandma.</i>
- 662
- 00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:48,142
- Another great Sylvia...
- 663
- 00:25:48,144 --> 00:25:50,946
- <i>You're sweet, if you're
- moving grams it means</i>
- 664
- 00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:54,483
- <i>your grandma got
- a new apartment.</i>
- 665
- 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:57,185
- <i>You're not a rapper, you're
- just a cop with a nice flow /</i>
- 666
- 00:25:57,187 --> 00:26:00,121
- <i>I can tell you're a narc,
- even your height is five-oh</i>
- 667
- 00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,291
- <i>I might have to
- kill this kid,</i>
- 668
- 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:03,793
- <i>that's Prochoice.</i>
- 669
- 00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,162
- <i>Too offensive.</i>
- 670
- 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:10,935
- <i>The most effective birth
- control you'll ever use</i>
- 671
- 00:26:12,603 --> 00:26:15,140
- <i>is the Prospek of sex with you.</i>
- 672
- 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,656
- 40 Mag! Bluntz!
- 673
- 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,224
- I'm like your biggest fan.
- 674
- 00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:37,391
- The two-on-twos you guys do,
- it changed the game.
- 675
- 00:26:37,393 --> 00:26:38,194
- Thanks, bro.
- 676
- 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,093
- Bring your
- equipment to the center,
- 677
- 00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:40,565
- that's where we gon'
- need it.
- 678
- 00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:42,465
- My equipment?
- 679
- 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:43,632
- Bro, the cameras and shit.
- 680
- 00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,267
- I'm not a cameraman.
- 681
- 00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:46,235
- I'm a rapper!
- 682
- 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,070
- Ooooh, rapper.
- 683
- 00:26:48,072 --> 00:26:49,971
- I have a tryout tonight,
- at least I'm supposed to.
- 684
- 00:26:49,973 --> 00:26:51,674
- I'm super late, Google Maps
- got me all screwed up.
- 685
- 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:52,707
- Did I miss
- the whole thing already?
- 686
- 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,043
- Bro, the battles
- ain't start yet.
- 687
- 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,210
- We on colored people time.
- 688
- 00:26:55,212 --> 00:26:58,014
- He white though,
- he can't say that.
- 689
- 00:26:58,016 --> 00:26:59,348
- Ey, what you
- white boys call it?
- 690
- 00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,748
- "Hip-hop time," right?
- 691
- 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,384
- We on "hiphop time"
- right now.
- 692
- 00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:03,619
- I like your jacket though.
- 693
- 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,887
- Where the rest
- of the Members at?
- 694
- 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:05,786
- "Members"?
- 695
- 00:27:05,788 --> 00:27:07,055
- Oh, man, he wasn't even alive
- 696
- 00:27:07,057 --> 00:27:09,391
- when them Members Only
- jackets came out.
- 697
- 00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:10,324
- Oldass nigga.
- 698
- 00:27:10,326 --> 00:27:12,894
- Nigga so white he
- make Michael Jackson...
- 699
- 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,696
- look like Michael Jackson.
- 700
- 00:27:14,698 --> 00:27:17,365
- Don't listen to him, man,
- he a hater.
- 701
- 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:18,800
- Hey, I LOVED Home Alone.
- 702
- 00:27:18,802 --> 00:27:20,101
- The way you was
- in them traps?
- 703
- 00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:21,336
- Yeah, we be out there.
- 704
- 00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:22,405
- Oh!
- 705
- 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,338
- ......lookin' ass.
- 706
- 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,974
- Why he look like
- One Direction if they went
- 707
- 00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:28,244
- both ways though?
- 708
- 00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:31,913
- Bro, you listen to
- One Direction?
- 709
- 00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,115
- - You really gonna...?
- - Oh...
- 710
- 00:27:34,117 --> 00:27:36,752
- You Earthworm Jim
- lookin' ass nigga.
- 711
- 00:27:36,754 --> 00:27:37,919
- I know you ain't
- switchin' sides.
- 712
- 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:38,986
- Look at your shit.
- 713
- 00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:40,522
- I know
- you ain't talkin'.
- 714
- 00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:42,224
- With your LEGO hairline, man.
- 715
- 00:27:42,226 --> 00:27:44,025
- You can detach
- that shit, man.
- 716
- 00:27:44,027 --> 00:27:46,561
- Bro you know I'm insecure
- about that, c'mon.
- 717
- 00:27:46,563 --> 00:27:47,763
- This your
- first battle, huh?
- 718
- 00:27:47,765 --> 00:27:48,964
- What's your name, homie?
- 719
- 00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:49,831
- I don't really have one.
- 720
- 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,334
- I guess it's Adam.
- 721
- 00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:54,169
- Che Corleone.
- 722
- 00:27:54,171 --> 00:27:55,169
- Don't trip on
- those two, man,
- 723
- 00:27:55,171 --> 00:27:56,471
- they just love
- roasting fools.
- 724
- 00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:58,439
- Rappers, each other,
- whoever's around to get it.
- 725
- 00:27:58,441 --> 00:28:00,441
- But I'm sensing you
- more the type of dude who,
- 726
- 00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:04,146
- like myself, stays focused
- on what's really important.
- 727
- 00:28:04,148 --> 00:28:04,713
- Battles.
- 728
- 00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:05,715
- Bitches.
- 729
- 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,850
- Oh, there are bit...
- ladies here?
- 730
- 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:08,749
- What d'you mean, man?
- 731
- 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,753
- It's a great
- turnout tonight.
- 732
- 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,123
- Mmm!
- 733
- 00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:15,990
- See, those
- two over there.
- 734
- 00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:17,226
- That's what I'm about.
- 735
- 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:18,694
- Tryna come spit a little game
- with me or what?
- 736
- 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:19,861
- You want me to
- be your wingman?
- 737
- 00:28:19,863 --> 00:28:21,196
- Mmm-hmm.
- 738
- 00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:22,264
- Let me guess... you want me
- to talk to the big girl
- 739
- 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:23,632
- so you're free to
- talk to her friend.
- 740
- 00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:24,399
- Fuck no, man.
- 741
- 00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:25,333
- The big girl is MINE.
- 742
- 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,200
- Fuck outta here.
- 743
- 00:28:26,202 --> 00:28:28,336
- Yeah, she big,
- but she fine as hell.
- 744
- 00:28:28,338 --> 00:28:31,005
- It takes a real man to
- smash a fine fat bitch.
- 745
- 00:28:31,007 --> 00:28:33,609
- Come on, let's go.
- 746
- 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:34,709
- Ey mami.
- 747
- 00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:36,445
- We just wanted to
- personally thank you
- 748
- 00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:37,846
- for your support.
- 749
- 00:28:37,848 --> 00:28:39,948
- As two-up-and-coming
- battle rappers ourselves,
- 750
- 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:42,684
- we appreciate the love.
- 751
- 00:28:42,686 --> 00:28:45,687
- Oh, so you a battle rapper?
- 752
- 00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:46,888
- Damn.
- 753
- 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:51,192
- Tanya, he say
- he's a battle rapper.
- 754
- 00:28:51,194 --> 00:28:53,562
- You look a little familiar,
- come to think of it.
- 755
- 00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:54,397
- I'm sure I do.
- 756
- 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,296
- Che Corleone.
- 757
- 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:56,331
- Right!
- 758
- 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,932
- You're the one who
- battled Chamberz last event.
- 759
- 00:28:57,934 --> 00:28:59,234
- Oh, so you
- know about me.
- 760
- 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,303
- I could tell you were
- a woman of discerning taste.
- 761
- 00:29:01,305 --> 00:29:02,971
- Discerning enough to know
- that Chamberz
- 762
- 00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:05,005
- bodied you three-oh.
- 763
- 00:29:05,007 --> 00:29:07,175
- And the battle before
- that you got washed,
- 764
- 00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:09,611
- and the battle before
- that your soul
- 765
- 00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:10,778
- damn near left the earth.
- 766
- 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,648
- So how 'bout you spend less
- time on your pickup lines
- 767
- 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,918
- for me and more time on your
- lines for your next opponent
- 768
- 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,986
- before you take your
- fourth L in a row.
- 769
- 00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,354
- You lucky
- you got an ass,
- 770
- 00:29:20,356 --> 00:29:22,957
- 'cause your battle opinions
- are garbage.
- 771
- 00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:24,493
- Have you considered
- jumping into a battle?
- 772
- 00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:26,027
- I have a feeling
- you'd do very well.
- 773
- 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:27,161
- Oh, did I forget to mention?
- 774
- 00:29:27,163 --> 00:29:29,363
- I'm the second match
- on the card tonight.
- 775
- 00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:32,467
- Devine Wright,
- nice to meet you.
- 776
- 00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,467
- And she got bars, too?
- 777
- 00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:35,838
- If you can cook,
- I might just be in love.
- 778
- 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,376
- I can cook you in
- the ring, motherfucker!
- 779
- 00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:52,053
- Aw damn, man,
- sorry, homies, my bad.
- 780
- 00:29:52,055 --> 00:29:53,956
- You know, we runnin'
- on that hip-hop time.
- 781
- 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,122
- What up, what up,
- what up.
- 782
- 00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,925
- A'ight, let's shoot
- this bitch real quick,
- 783
- 00:29:56,927 --> 00:29:58,826
- no Selena.
- 784
- 00:29:58,828 --> 00:30:01,729
- What up, Oakland. Yeah!
- 785
- 00:30:01,731 --> 00:30:03,465
- Town bizness, baby!
- 786
- 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,666
- A'ight. What's up?
- 787
- 00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:07,201
- This the Killerfornia Battle
- League and I beez your host
- 788
- 00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:10,471
- Donnie Narco,
- AKA the Walking Drug Lab
- 789
- 00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:14,409
- AKA the Cocaine Cowboy
- AKA Mister Splash,
- 790
- 00:30:14,411 --> 00:30:15,976
- put my drink on
- your bitch's ass
- 791
- 00:30:15,978 --> 00:30:18,147
- and won't even tip the glass,
- you feel me?
- 792
- 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,281
- A'ight. Cool, cool.
- 793
- 00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,583
- First up, we got a cool
- one-round battle
- 794
- 00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:22,817
- to kick off these tryouts.
- 795
- 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:25,920
- To my right, straight outta
- Koreatown, Los Angeles,
- 796
- 00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:28,023
- give it up for Prospek!
- 797
- 00:30:28,025 --> 00:30:29,123
- LA, baby!
- 798
- 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,726
- Shout out to Oakland
- though, shout out.
- 799
- 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,026
- Make some noise, let's go.
- 800
- 00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:34,330
- And to my left we
- got a newcomer on the scene
- 801
- 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,166
- who I hear is gon' be a real
- problem, a real problem...
- 802
- 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,066
- Adam Murk 'Em!
- 803
- 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,003
- It's just Adam.
- 804
- 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,470
- Just Adam?
- 805
- 00:30:42,472 --> 00:30:44,206
- Oh, okay, cool,
- he on that Cher,
- 806
- 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,242
- Ronaldo, Roseanne type
- vibe, I feel you, player.
- 807
- 00:30:47,244 --> 00:30:49,277
- Since you the new
- white boy on the scene,
- 808
- 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,211
- we gon' show you
- a little bit of love.
- 809
- 00:30:51,213 --> 00:30:53,515
- It's on you Prospek,
- get 'im!
- 810
- 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:54,515
- YO...
- 811
- 00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:58,553
- Who the fuck set me up
- with this little homo?
- 812
- 00:30:58,555 --> 00:31:02,924
- This kid looks like he
- should be doing Disney promos /
- 813
- 00:31:02,926 --> 00:31:06,461
- He looks like he loves writing
- essays like a prison cholo /
- 814
- 00:31:06,463 --> 00:31:08,263
- His yearbook photo
- looks like the bitch
- 815
- 00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:10,501
- from the Wendy's logo!
- 816
- 00:31:13,269 --> 00:31:15,669
- You probably came here
- in a Budweiser truck /
- 817
- 00:31:15,671 --> 00:31:20,207
- With a bumper sticker that
- says "I'll die for Trump" /
- 818
- 00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:23,044
- Basically what I'm saying
- is you white as fuck.
- 819
- 00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,713
- Lookin' like
- Conan O'Brien's son /
- 820
- 00:31:24,715 --> 00:31:27,248
- Or the little dude on
- the logo for Hawaiian punch
- 821
- 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,717
- Ha ha, white people!
- 822
- 00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:31,119
- How the fuck is this white nerd
- gonna outsmart this Asian...
- 823
- 00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:32,454
- what the fuck are you doing? /
- 824
- 00:31:32,456 --> 00:31:34,556
- You seen Virginia Tech,
- we're even better
- 825
- 00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:35,623
- at school shootings!
- 826
- 00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,824
- He's a ninja!
- 827
- 00:31:36,826 --> 00:31:37,758
- Finish him!
- 828
- 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,026
- Don't buy drugs from this man,
- 829
- 00:31:39,028 --> 00:31:40,328
- just a word of advice /
- 830
- 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,929
- He's either a cop or reporter...
- 831
- 00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:45,767
- either way,
- he's workin' for Vice /
- 832
- 00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:49,505
- Actually, if I'm really
- squintin', you kinda look like
- 833
- 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,640
- Tilda Swinton / Actually he
- kinda look like one of
- 834
- 00:31:52,642 --> 00:31:55,209
- them YouTube kids
- on Ellen DeGeneres,
- 835
- 00:31:55,211 --> 00:31:57,547
- when she feelin'
- hella generous /
- 836
- 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:02,317
- You probably get into fights
- like "let me at 'em" /
- 837
- 00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,953
- Actually his butler be fighting
- for him like "Let me, Adam"
- 838
- 00:32:04,955 --> 00:32:06,921
- Ha ha, privilege!
- 839
- 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,990
- Man, these yuppies
- are the worst/
- 840
- 00:32:08,992 --> 00:32:11,726
- Can you picture 'im in
- a Starbucks line with Ugg boots
- 841
- 00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:12,995
- and a puppy in his purse /
- 842
- 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,496
- Petting it like, "O-M-G,
- 843
- 00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:15,764
- you're so fluffy that it hurts"
- 844
- 00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,167
- <i>Puppy in his purse.
- Eating dogs.</i>
- 845
- 00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,368
- <i>Got some takeout.</i>
- 846
- 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,535
- <i>No, that's too racist,
- can't be racist.</i>
- 847
- 00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:22,236
- <i>Disney.</i>
- 848
- 00:32:22,238 --> 00:32:26,609
- <i>Disney logo, D looks like a G.</i>
- 849
- 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,610
- <i>Virginia Tech.</i>
- 850
- 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,476
- <i>That's offensive.</i>
- 851
- 00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:30,812
- <i>Virginia Tech,
- disturbing the dead.</i>
- 852
- 00:32:30,814 --> 00:32:32,346
- Motherfucker, oh, the irony /
- 853
- 00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,015
- You look like Ron Weasley
- 854
- 00:32:34,017 --> 00:32:36,254
- but you sound like Hermione /
- 855
- 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:40,988
- I'm Asian, so it's only right
- that I'm serving this ginger /
- 856
- 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:42,323
- I saw this nerd up on Tinder,
- 857
- 00:32:42,325 --> 00:32:44,495
- he had Little Mermaid
- as his picture /
- 858
- 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:49,598
- So I don't know if I should
- slap you like a bitch
- 859
- 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,600
- or punch your face like a man /
- 860
- 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,201
- 'Cause I keep switching from
- open palm to a fist...
- 861
- 00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:58,439
- like a white boy
- shaking your hand!!!
- 862
- 00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:00,242
- Time!
- I should've saw that coming.
- 863
- 00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,311
- It's gonna be hard
- to recover from that one,
- 864
- 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,178
- but let's see what he got.
- 865
- 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:05,783
- It's on Adam, let's get it!
- 866
- 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,188
- I can't believe this
- guy's up here talking about
- 867
- 00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:15,556
- Virginia Tech /
- 868
- 00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,359
- That's offensive to
- the victims and
- 869
- 00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:21,766
- their families, why are
- you disturbing the dead?
- 870
- 00:33:30,306 --> 00:33:31,806
- You need to stop,
- 871
- 00:33:31,808 --> 00:33:35,779
- if I did Disney promo,
- that means that I popped /
- 872
- 00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:44,185
- You kinda remind
- of the D in Disney...
- 873
- 00:33:44,187 --> 00:33:47,422
- you look like a G
- but you're not
- 874
- 00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:56,363
- When they talk about
- top prospects,
- 875
- 00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:58,800
- they don't even
- call your name out/
- 876
- 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:03,541
- I do have a puppy in my bag,
- I'm delivering your takeout!
- 877
- 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,480
- Yo!
- 878
- 00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:15,350
- You're so Asian you can use a
- piece of string as an eye mask/
- 879
- 00:34:15,352 --> 00:34:18,118
- And when you watch
- movies on your iPad
- 880
- 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,357
- it looks like an iMax /
- 881
- 00:34:24,093 --> 00:34:25,393
- Beating me?
- 882
- 00:34:25,395 --> 00:34:27,362
- That's harder than you
- trying to score with divas /
- 883
- 00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:29,196
- Pronouncing "broccoli"
- properly or getting
- 884
- 00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:31,366
- a border visa to North Korea /
- 885
- 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:33,301
- Even Asian bitches
- won't fuck you,
- 886
- 00:34:33,303 --> 00:34:35,237
- that means you're hella frail/
- 887
- 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,505
- Ordering tuna at
- sushi's the only time
- 888
- 00:34:37,507 --> 00:34:38,438
- you get yellow tail
- 889
- 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,641
- I give that like a five.
- Six.
- 890
- 00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:43,377
- 'Cause your dick is so small
- you can't tell your cock
- 891
- 00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:44,478
- from your testicles /
- 892
- 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,913
- Something's wrong
- with your genitals
- 893
- 00:34:45,915 --> 00:34:49,283
- when your bitch would rather
- fuck octopus tentacles /
- 894
- 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,986
- So, yeah, you're hustlin' weed,
- 895
- 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,920
- but you're the corner boy
- stuck on the streets /
- 896
- 00:34:52,922 --> 00:34:57,592
- It's bonsai... you just take
- a little cut from the trees /
- 897
- 00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:59,928
- You talk about killing people
- in your rhymes
- 898
- 00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:01,562
- and act like you have
- real homies (homicides) /
- 899
- 00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:03,297
- It's like your anime
- girl pillows...
- 900
- 00:35:03,299 --> 00:35:06,368
- stop pretending
- they're real bodies! /
- 901
- 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,768
- 'Cause actual Gs?
- 902
- 00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:10,638
- You ain't kill none, so shut
- the fuck up and chill some /
- 903
- 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,239
- Just 'cause you look
- like Kim Jong-Un
- 904
- 00:35:12,241 --> 00:35:14,842
- doesn't mean you're ill, son/
- 905
- 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:17,312
- And since you
- believe in feng shui,
- 906
- 00:35:17,314 --> 00:35:19,547
- I'm gonna break in
- as an intruder at night /
- 907
- 00:35:19,549 --> 00:35:21,516
- Move your couch an inch
- or two to the right
- 908
- 00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:24,021
- and fucking ruin your life /
- 909
- 00:35:25,154 --> 00:35:26,754
- Yo...
- 910
- 00:35:26,756 --> 00:35:30,558
- Your whole crew looks
- like an Asian porn star,
- 911
- 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,295
- when they censor
- around where her bush be /
- 912
- 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:37,565
- 'Cause all I see is a bunch of
- squares surrounding this pussy /
- 913
- 00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:40,435
- This murder's so cold
- you can see this man's breath /
- 914
- 00:35:40,437 --> 00:35:42,103
- I'll kill your supporters
- too for sleeping,
- 915
- 00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:43,638
- that's Korean fan death!/
- 916
- 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,038
- You'll be either a little boy or
- 917
- 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,908
- a geriatric for your lifespan/
- 918
- 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,344
- Oh. You've got egg on your face,
- which makes sense
- 919
- 00:35:49,346 --> 00:35:52,112
- 'cause it's shaped like
- a fucking fry pan /
- 920
- 00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:53,580
- See I had a trap set,
- 921
- 00:35:53,582 --> 00:35:54,549
- you just played into my plan /
- 922
- 00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:55,984
- 'Cause you really don't know
- 923
- 00:35:55,986 --> 00:35:58,853
- what you're fucking with like
- you had a one-night stand...
- 924
- 00:35:58,855 --> 00:36:00,825
- in Thailand.
- 925
- 00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:02,993
- FAGGOT!!!
- 926
- 00:36:06,228 --> 00:36:08,362
- - Who ARE you???
- - Respect.
- 927
- 00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,165
- You're crazy.
- You did amazing!
- 928
- 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,366
- Y'all both
- KILLED that shit!
- 929
- 00:36:11,368 --> 00:36:13,368
- Ayo, that was one of
- our best tryout
- 930
- 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,937
- battles like EVER ever.
- 931
- 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:18,739
- But coming up, we got an
- ALL-FEMALE tryout battle.
- 932
- 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,542
- Lady Deathstryke verse
- Devine Wright coming up,
- 933
- 00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,243
- - ya dig!
- - Whoo!
- 934
- 00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:25,212
- You deserve a round
- after that shit.
- 935
- 00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:26,248
- You nice.
- 936
- 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,315
- Your hairstyle look
- like a gay-ass
- 937
- 00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:28,949
- Tim Burton character,
- but you nice.
- 938
- 00:36:28,951 --> 00:36:29,583
- Thanks, man!
- 939
- 00:36:29,585 --> 00:36:30,951
- You are amazing though.
- 940
- 00:36:30,953 --> 00:36:32,953
- I know everyone online is
- gonna say you out-rapped me.
- 941
- 00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:35,489
- But, oh, I'm so glad my bars
- went over so well.
- 942
- 00:36:35,491 --> 00:36:37,125
- I was worried about
- that for a minute.
- 943
- 00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:38,159
- Whoo!
- 944
- 00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,761
- You had some creative
- Asian shit.
- 945
- 00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:42,397
- Motherfuckers come at me
- with hella corny jokes,
- 946
- 00:36:42,399 --> 00:36:43,864
- but you did 'em well, bro.
- 947
- 00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:44,933
- You think?
- 948
- 00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,701
- Shit, at least you knew
- I was Korean instead of
- 949
- 00:36:46,703 --> 00:36:48,002
- calling me "chink"
- the whole time.
- 950
- 00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:50,371
- Far as I'm concerned,
- that's culturally sensitive
- 951
- 00:36:50,373 --> 00:36:51,672
- by battle rap standards.
- 952
- 00:36:51,674 --> 00:36:53,141
- The race angle is just
- some shit I gotta deal with,
- 953
- 00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:54,576
- you know.
- 954
- 00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:55,944
- Hey, I'm just glad you know
- that I'm not racist for real.
- 955
- 00:36:55,946 --> 00:36:57,648
- I was worried about that.
- 956
- 00:36:59,181 --> 00:37:00,785
- Thanks, man.
- 957
- 00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,618
- Yo, I got a female
- admirer that wants to
- 958
- 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,853
- make your acquaintance.
- 959
- 00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,888
- This is Adam, he's been
- the homie from way back.
- 960
- 00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,525
- I pretty much introduced
- him to the game,
- 961
- 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:10,458
- you could say.
- 962
- 00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:12,493
- I really loved your performance.
- 963
- 00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:15,163
- What was one of
- your favorite lines?
- 964
- 00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:17,665
- I liked when you was making
- fun of him for being Asian.
- 965
- 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:20,134
- You know, I've never really
- been into skinny white boys
- 966
- 00:37:20,136 --> 00:37:25,105
- before, but maybe you
- could open my horizon.
- 967
- 00:37:25,107 --> 00:37:25,940
- Adam.
- 968
- 00:37:25,942 --> 00:37:27,911
- Why don't you
- give her your phone?
- 969
- 00:37:28,444 --> 00:37:29,777
- My phone?
- 970
- 00:37:29,779 --> 00:37:31,212
- Yeah, you give her your phone.
- 971
- 00:37:31,214 --> 00:37:32,446
- Then she puts
- her number in it.
- 972
- 00:37:32,448 --> 00:37:34,114
- Then you has her number.
- 973
- 00:37:34,116 --> 00:37:36,016
- That's how this shit works.
- 974
- 00:37:36,018 --> 00:37:37,154
- Yeah.
- 975
- 00:37:42,257 --> 00:37:43,391
- Oh, uh...
- 976
- 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,763
- I actually have to
- make a quick phone call.
- 977
- 00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:51,502
- 'Scuse me.
- 978
- 00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,368
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 979
- 00:37:54,370 --> 00:37:56,270
- You're gonna just
- leave like that.
- 980
- 00:37:56,272 --> 00:37:58,172
- After I brought you a girl.
- Okay.
- 981
- 00:37:59,475 --> 00:38:00,942
- Yeah, Lady Deathstryke
- won that coin toss,
- 982
- 00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:02,509
- so it's two minutes
- on Devine Wright.
- 983
- 00:38:02,511 --> 00:38:03,511
- Kick that shit, baby.
- 984
- 00:38:03,513 --> 00:38:05,714
- I'm a bitch who
- loves shopping,
- 985
- 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:08,283
- I just copped a magnum
- and clips /
- 986
- 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,417
- No boob job,
- 987
- 00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,620
- but I got some
- new cans for this bitch /
- 988
- 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,455
- You got your name
- from a comic...
- 989
- 00:38:14,457 --> 00:38:15,757
- Lady Deathstryke /
- 990
- 00:38:15,759 --> 00:38:17,125
- But you the lez type,
- 991
- 00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:20,197
- those long nails'll
- fuck up ya sex life!
- 992
- 00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:24,299
- Yo, I saw your battle.
- 993
- 00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:26,201
- That shit was tight.
- 994
- 00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:27,505
- Keep at it.
- 995
- 00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:29,670
- Respect.
- 996
- 00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:30,971
- That shit was crazy!
- 997
- 00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:32,975
- I ain't never expect bars
- like that from a goofy-ass
- 998
- 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,042
- white boy like you.
- 999
- 00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:35,913
- Keep up the good work.
- 1000
- 00:38:36,312 --> 00:38:37,344
- Respect!
- 1001
- 00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:38,279
- <i>Adam?</i>
- 1002
- 00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:39,380
- Heeeey, babe.
- 1003
- 00:38:39,382 --> 00:38:40,448
- <i>Where ARE you?</i>
- 1004
- 00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:42,016
- <i>I have been
- calling you for hours!</i>
- 1005
- 00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:44,652
- I know, I'm at the library
- and my phone was on silent
- 1006
- 00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:45,721
- so I forgot to check it.
- 1007
- 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,855
- I'm really, really...
- 1008
- 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:49,860
- You a straight killer, cuz!
- 1009
- 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,230
- Respect.
- 1010
- 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,462
- What?
- 1011
- 00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:57,899
- Adam, wooo.
- 1012
- 00:38:57,901 --> 00:38:59,400
- You out there killin' it, huh?
- 1013
- 00:38:59,402 --> 00:39:00,701
- The streets is talkin'.
- 1014
- 00:39:00,703 --> 00:39:02,203
- That audience reaction,
- 1015
- 00:39:02,205 --> 00:39:04,705
- it's like heroin.
- 1016
- 00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,406
- Not that I would generalize
- 1017
- 00:39:06,408 --> 00:39:08,009
- about African Americans
- and drugs...
- 1018
- 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:09,179
- Hey!
- 1019
- 00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:11,612
- Keep it down.
- I'm sleeping.
- 1020
- 00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:12,813
- Right. Sorry.
- 1021
- 00:39:12,815 --> 00:39:14,382
- <i>They doing this event
- in LA next month.</i>
- 1022
- 00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:15,716
- <i>They got this new
- crazy promoter</i>
- 1023
- 00:39:15,718 --> 00:39:17,185
- <i>dishing out crazy dough.</i>
- 1024
- 00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:19,786
- <i>And, you know, I'm just
- saying if you want to</i>
- 1025
- 00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:21,156
- <i>catch up on some bills.</i>
- 1026
- 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,089
- LA?
- 1027
- 00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:23,223
- For the whole weekend?
- 1028
- 00:39:23,225 --> 00:39:24,993
- <i>Yeah. They'll pick up
- your hotel and everything.</i>
- 1029
- 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:27,629
- <i>You representing for me,
- you my little protégé.</i>
- 1030
- 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:30,498
- <i>So you can't make me
- look bad out there.</i>
- 1031
- 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,132
- No pressure, then.
- 1032
- 00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:33,134
- Shhh!!!
- 1033
- 00:39:33,136 --> 00:39:34,569
- Sorry. I have to talk
- to him here because
- 1034
- 00:39:34,571 --> 00:39:35,804
- my girlfriend can't know.
- 1035
- 00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,170
- Not that it's a gay thing.
- 1036
- 00:39:37,172 --> 00:39:38,172
- Yeah, sure.
- 1037
- 00:39:38,174 --> 00:39:39,107
- I'm in.
- 1038
- 00:39:39,109 --> 00:39:41,442
- Not that it's specifically
- NOT a gay thing.
- 1039
- 00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:42,978
- Some of us are
- trying to study.
- 1040
- 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,145
- <i>What's up with your thesis
- and the questions</i>
- 1041
- 00:39:45,147 --> 00:39:47,214
- <i>that you gotta ask me?</i>
- 1042
- 00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:49,083
- Right. My thesis.
- 1043
- 00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:51,051
- So one thing I've noticed
- that changes in the tone of
- 1044
- 00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:52,587
- the N-word is whether
- it's preceded by
- 1045
- 00:39:52,589 --> 00:39:54,489
- a possessive pronoun
- or an adjective.
- 1046
- 00:39:54,491 --> 00:39:58,525
- For example, "my N-word"
- or "her N-word"
- 1047
- 00:39:58,527 --> 00:40:00,395
- - versus ...<i>
- - C'mon, bro.</i>
- 1048
- 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:03,031
- <i>You really gonna hit me with
- that "N-word" shit like that?</i>
- 1049
- 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,132
- <i>See, now that makes it
- ten times more offensive</i>
- 1050
- 00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,536
- <i>'cause you insulting
- my intelligence too.</i>
- 1051
- 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,237
- Just say "my nigga."
- 1052
- 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,337
- Are you sure?
- 1053
- 00:40:10,339 --> 00:40:12,172
- I know I checked you before,
- but it's a difference
- 1054
- 00:40:12,174 --> 00:40:14,174
- between using the word
- and referencing the word.
- 1055
- 00:40:14,176 --> 00:40:16,511
- You gotta use the word like
- how Obama said it.
- 1056
- 00:40:16,513 --> 00:40:17,777
- Can't be using it
- like how all them
- 1057
- 00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:19,614
- other presidents said it.
- 1058
- 00:40:19,616 --> 00:40:20,882
- Alright.
- 1059
- 00:40:20,884 --> 00:40:22,750
- What I've noticed is
- the difference between using
- 1060
- 00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,254
- a possessive pronoun like...
- 1061
- 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,759
- - "My nigga" ...<i>
- - There you go.</i>
- 1062
- 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:36,431
- ...or "her nigga" versus an
- adjective like "this nigga"
- 1063
- 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,900
- or a "funny..."
- 1064
- 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:41,805
- nig... ga.
- 1065
- 00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:44,205
- <i>Okay, wait,
- wait, wait, wait,</i>
- 1066
- 00:40:44,207 --> 00:40:45,306
- <i>come on.</i>
- 1067
- 00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,774
- <i>Are you trying to learn
- how to use these phrases</i>
- 1068
- 00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:47,708
- <i>in a rap battle?</i>
- 1069
- 00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:49,844
- Yes. No. Uh...
- 1070
- 00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:50,511
- Yes?
- 1071
- 00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:51,714
- <i>This nigga.</i>
- 1072
- 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,188
- Wow, they have cashew-cheddar
- nutloaf quesadillas...
- 1073
- 00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,556
- no cheese OR bread!
- 1074
- 00:41:02,558 --> 00:41:05,094
- Adam, this place is perfect.
- 1075
- 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,261
- What's the occasion?
- 1076
- 00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:08,362
- Actually, there's something
- I was hoping
- 1077
- 00:41:08,364 --> 00:41:09,263
- to talk to you about.
- 1078
- 00:41:09,265 --> 00:41:10,332
- Namaste!
- 1079
- 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,333
- I'm feeling really good
- energy from this table.
- 1080
- 00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:13,701
- Are you ready to order?
- 1081
- 00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:16,337
- Maybe a juice to energize,
- relax, detox?
- 1082
- 00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:17,906
- - If I could just have a min...
- - I would love
- 1083
- 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,806
- a Carrot-Ginger juice,
- but could you substitute
- 1084
- 00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:21,308
- kale for the spinach,
- beet for the celery,
- 1085
- 00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:22,976
- mango for the apple,
- lime for the lemon,
- 1086
- 00:41:22,978 --> 00:41:26,047
- parsley for the ginger,
- and cucumber for the carrot?
- 1087
- 00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:27,515
- If it's not too
- much trouble.
- 1088
- 00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:29,551
- Fuck yeah.
- 1089
- 00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:32,120
- So, what I need to
- talk to you about...
- 1090
- 00:41:32,122 --> 00:41:33,687
- - it's something that I did.
- - You fucked someone.
- 1091
- 00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:34,688
- Whoa, no!
- It's nothing like that.
- 1092
- 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,190
- You fucked someone,
- didn't you?
- 1093
- 00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:36,824
- I knew it.
- 1094
- 00:41:36,826 --> 00:41:38,592
- I just did a rap battle.
- 1095
- 00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,694
- WHAT?!!!
- 1096
- 00:41:40,696 --> 00:41:42,763
- It's really not a big deal.
- Really.
- 1097
- 00:41:42,765 --> 00:41:44,098
- It's just something
- I wanted to do,
- 1098
- 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,699
- and I did well enough that
- I actually have another one
- 1099
- 00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:46,967
- booked in LA next month.
- 1100
- 00:41:46,969 --> 00:41:48,803
- So I was thinking
- we should go together.
- 1101
- 00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:50,304
- Like a fun weekend trip.
- 1102
- 00:41:50,306 --> 00:41:51,875
- Like a fun weekend trip.
- 1103
- 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,408
- Doesn't that sound...
- 1104
- 00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:55,509
- - fun?
- - Mmm...
- 1105
- 00:41:55,511 --> 00:41:57,212
- I'll tell you what it sounds
- like: it sounds like you
- 1106
- 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,846
- going behind my BACK
- and doing the one thing
- 1107
- 00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:01,815
- we explicitly AGREED
- you weren't going to do,
- 1108
- 00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:04,585
- not to mention
- the misogynistic,
- 1109
- 00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:06,721
- homophobic, ableist,
- transphobic...
- 1110
- 00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,121
- <i>Saying rap music
- glorifies violence.</i>
- 1111
- 00:42:08,123 --> 00:42:10,024
- <i>Don't you think
- that's a little...</i>
- 1112
- 00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:11,560
- <i>racist?</i>
- 1113
- 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:12,861
- <i>Reductivist.</i>
- 1114
- 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,029
- <i>Colonialist.</i>
- 1115
- 00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,395
- <i>Don't you think that's
- a little bit...</i>
- 1116
- 00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:17,431
- Don't you think that sounds
- a little bit colonialist?
- 1117
- 00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:18,966
- EXCUSE me?
- 1118
- 00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:21,069
- I mean, you're passing
- judgment on a grassroots
- 1119
- 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:23,571
- African-American culture
- based on your own privileged
- 1120
- 00:42:23,573 --> 00:42:24,906
- white perspective.
- 1121
- 00:42:24,908 --> 00:42:27,975
- That just seems like a
- colonialist critique rather than
- 1122
- 00:42:27,977 --> 00:42:31,478
- honestly engaging with them
- on their own terms.
- 1123
- 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,880
- You know, that is why
- I didn't tell you about
- 1124
- 00:42:33,882 --> 00:42:35,083
- the battle in the first place.
- 1125
- 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:41,422
- I knew you being there
- would be... problematic.
- 1126
- 00:42:41,424 --> 00:42:43,859
- Are you saying that if I
- don't go to LA with you
- 1127
- 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,728
- and support you in battling,
- it makes me racist?
- 1128
- 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:47,931
- Yep.
- 1129
- 00:42:49,598 --> 00:42:51,533
- I never thought
- about it that way.
- 1130
- 00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:54,301
- That is because there are
- systems in place that keep
- 1131
- 00:42:54,303 --> 00:42:55,569
- you thinking that way.
- 1132
- 00:42:55,571 --> 00:42:57,304
- Wow.
- I mean you're right.
- 1133
- 00:42:57,306 --> 00:43:00,107
- I have been so caught up
- in my own privilege that
- 1134
- 00:43:00,109 --> 00:43:02,576
- I never thought to examine
- battling from an authentic
- 1135
- 00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:03,678
- contextual point of view.
- 1136
- 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,245
- We all slip up sometimes.
- 1137
- 00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,147
- Okay.
- 1138
- 00:43:06,149 --> 00:43:09,283
- So help me understand. Like...
- 1139
- 00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,618
- What's an example of
- a line you would say?
- 1140
- 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,187
- What's something
- you would say to me?
- 1141
- 00:43:13,189 --> 00:43:14,656
- I don't think
- that's a good idea.
- 1142
- 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,623
- I'm trying to
- understand here.
- 1143
- 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,158
- I am trying to engage.
- 1144
- 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,830
- Adam, if you love me,
- you'll insult me in a rhyme.
- 1145
- 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:23,797
- Right now.
- 1146
- 00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:25,966
- Okay, okay.
- 1147
- 00:43:25,968 --> 00:43:30,937
- Uh, okay, how about this...
- 1148
- 00:43:30,939 --> 00:43:33,674
- I'm just here to respect
- women and treat them equally /
- 1149
- 00:43:33,676 --> 00:43:35,743
- I took you to
- a vegan eatery,
- 1150
- 00:43:35,745 --> 00:43:38,478
- why would you have
- some beef with me?
- 1151
- 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,181
- Oh, my God, that's so good!
- 1152
- 00:43:40,183 --> 00:43:41,919
- Go again.
- 1153
- 00:43:44,252 --> 00:43:48,089
- You're crunchy granola, I can
- tell by your pungent aroma /
- 1154
- 00:43:48,091 --> 00:43:49,790
- You smell
- like swamp water,
- 1155
- 00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,192
- I'm worried you've
- been fuckin' with Yoda.
- 1156
- 00:43:51,194 --> 00:43:53,395
- And your whole fuckin' style
- is more tasteless
- 1157
- 00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:54,261
- than this tofu /
- 1158
- 00:43:54,263 --> 00:43:55,562
- The way I killed you
- with rhymes
- 1159
- 00:43:55,564 --> 00:43:56,730
- I'm like your deadbeat mother,
- 1160
- 00:43:56,732 --> 00:43:58,431
- I diss-owned you!
- 1161
- 00:43:58,433 --> 00:44:00,536
- What the fuck, Adam?!!!
- 1162
- 00:44:03,772 --> 00:44:04,705
- Get the fuck out.
- 1163
- 00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:05,772
- Oh, You don't understand,
- 1164
- 00:44:05,774 --> 00:44:07,174
- she actually asked me
- to say that.
- 1165
- 00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:08,743
- Well, not that exactly, but
- we were just joking around.
- 1166
- 00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:10,111
- I was actually coming up
- with hypothetical
- 1167
- 00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,379
- rap battle lines to say to her.
- 1168
- 00:44:11,381 --> 00:44:12,846
- You know, like if I looked
- at your shirt and said
- 1169
- 00:44:12,848 --> 00:44:14,348
- something like,
- "It's funny you have a shirt
- 1170
- 00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:16,384
- with Bob Marley, because
- your pussy hair looks like
- 1171
- 00:44:16,386 --> 00:44:18,018
- a cross between him
- and Rob Zombie."
- 1172
- 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,219
- Okay, bad example.
- 1173
- 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:20,489
- Chris!
- 1174
- 00:44:24,127 --> 00:44:26,296
- I was just trying
- to be a good boyfriend!
- 1175
- 00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:33,067
- Hmm.
- 1176
- 00:44:33,069 --> 00:44:34,134
- I'm sorry about this place.
- 1177
- 00:44:34,136 --> 00:44:35,803
- It's not exactly
- what I expected.
- 1178
- 00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:36,870
- And I'm sorry
- about everything.
- 1179
- 00:44:36,872 --> 00:44:37,904
- Okay, Adam.
- 1180
- 00:44:37,906 --> 00:44:40,107
- You've been
- apologizing for days.
- 1181
- 00:44:40,109 --> 00:44:42,743
- You apologized the whole
- six-hour drive here.
- 1182
- 00:44:42,745 --> 00:44:45,145
- Could you just not,
- anymore?
- 1183
- 00:44:45,147 --> 00:44:47,515
- I still agreed
- to come, didn't I?
- 1184
- 00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:50,018
- Now let's just
- try to have
- 1185
- 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,819
- a culturally enriching
- experience.
- 1186
- 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,194
- Oh, shit, is THIS albino
- mole rat lookin' motherfucker.
- 1187
- 00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:02,931
- They got
- everybody in this telly.
- 1188
- 00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,431
- Look, I gotta see you later,
- mami, because I gotta
- 1189
- 00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:05,935
- talk to my boy right now.
- 1190
- 00:45:06,868 --> 00:45:07,969
- You good?
- 1191
- 00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,770
- - Ride down was smooth?
- - Yeah.
- 1192
- 00:45:09,772 --> 00:45:11,505
- Let go, let go.
- 1193
- 00:45:11,507 --> 00:45:12,607
- How you doing?
- 1194
- 00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,109
- I watched your Prospek
- battle back like ten times.
- 1195
- 00:45:15,111 --> 00:45:16,611
- When you said "your chick
- would rather fuck
- 1196
- 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:18,580
- octopus tentacles"... YOOOO.
- 1197
- 00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:19,547
- That was COLD.
- 1198
- 00:45:19,549 --> 00:45:20,614
- Thanks, man.
- 1199
- 00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:22,116
- Hey, who was the girl?
- 1200
- 00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:23,518
- Uh, she's just
- some Tinder bitch.
- 1201
- 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,553
- I had to get the good luck dome
- before the battle goes on,
- 1202
- 00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:26,554
- you know what I'm saying.
- 1203
- 00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:27,955
- I mean, it would've been
- better luck if it was
- 1204
- 00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:30,625
- from Bae, but she playin'.
- 1205
- 00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,625
- Oh, uh...
- 1206
- 00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:33,428
- Devine!
- 1207
- 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,862
- Have you met
- my girlfriend Maya?
- 1208
- 00:45:34,864 --> 00:45:36,163
- Maya, this is Devine Wright.
- 1209
- 00:45:36,165 --> 00:45:37,765
- A very talented
- female battler.
- 1210
- 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,000
- Maya.
- What's good?
- 1211
- 00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,167
- Oh, awesome!
- 1212
- 00:45:40,169 --> 00:45:41,402
- You know, it's really
- amazing to meet you.
- 1213
- 00:45:41,404 --> 00:45:42,837
- I really respect
- what you're doing,
- 1214
- 00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:43,904
- breaking ground as a woman
- 1215
- 00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:46,140
- in such
- a male-dominated pursuit.
- 1216
- 00:45:46,142 --> 00:45:47,975
- What does me being a woman
- got to do with it?
- 1217
- 00:45:47,977 --> 00:45:50,612
- I ain't spittin' rhymes
- out of my vagina.
- 1218
- 00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:53,181
- Wooo. We're about to
- head down to the venue.
- 1219
- 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:54,714
- You wanna stash
- your bags and follow?
- 1220
- 00:45:54,716 --> 00:45:56,452
- Let's do it.
- 1221
- 00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:02,459
- I guess it's upstairs?
- 1222
- 00:46:06,562 --> 00:46:07,663
- That ain't up.
- 1223
- 00:46:10,399 --> 00:46:13,967
- Yo! All my life I dreamed
- of fame and success.
- 1224
- 00:46:13,969 --> 00:46:16,707
- Finally, we made it.
- 1225
- 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:20,808
- Classic battle shit.
- 1226
- 00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:21,975
- Kid gets a bunch of money,
- 1227
- 00:46:21,977 --> 00:46:23,643
- decides he wants to
- be a promoter now.
- 1228
- 00:46:23,645 --> 00:46:25,547
- Spends everything he
- got on getting some names,
- 1229
- 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:28,015
- then puts us up against
- a buncha bums
- 1230
- 00:46:28,017 --> 00:46:29,750
- at an event no one comes to.
- 1231
- 00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:31,085
- Man, who cares?
- 1232
- 00:46:31,087 --> 00:46:32,252
- I'm from North Richmond,
- as long as I'm getting paid
- 1233
- 00:46:32,254 --> 00:46:34,120
- I'll battle in a fuckin'
- sewage drain.
- 1234
- 00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:35,255
- Y'all a buncha divas.
- 1235
- 00:46:35,257 --> 00:46:38,194
- I know.
- Men, right?
- 1236
- 00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:43,033
- Is that Megaton?
- 1237
- 00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:45,799
- What is he doing here?
- 1238
- 00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:47,033
- It's his city.
- 1239
- 00:46:47,035 --> 00:46:48,402
- But why is he rapping here?
- 1240
- 00:46:48,404 --> 00:46:50,103
- They musta paid him
- a couple stacks
- 1241
- 00:46:50,105 --> 00:46:51,239
- more than the rest of us.
- 1242
- 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:54,007
- What I'm wondering is,
- who is THAT nigga?
- 1243
- 00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:55,241
- That looks like...
- 1244
- 00:46:55,243 --> 00:46:57,678
- I think that's
- the dude I'm battling.
- 1245
- 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,712
- Shiiiiit.
- 1246
- 00:46:58,714 --> 00:47:00,147
- He's rocking the groom tux.
- 1247
- 00:47:00,149 --> 00:47:01,915
- He about to get up there
- and marry your ass.
- 1248
- 00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,283
- He looks like my
- dad's wedding photo.
- 1249
- 00:47:03,285 --> 00:47:04,817
- He look like
- he dug up Prince
- 1250
- 00:47:04,819 --> 00:47:07,221
- and stole the nigga suit.
- 1251
- 00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,158
- He surely stole
- the nigga suit.
- 1252
- 00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:12,092
- What's good, y'all,
- 1253
- 00:47:12,094 --> 00:47:13,460
- it's your host
- Freddie Hustle.
- 1254
- 00:47:13,462 --> 00:47:17,065
- We about to get it cracking
- for the inaugural event of
- 1255
- 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,466
- Freddie Hustle
- Entertainment.
- 1256
- 00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:20,201
- Let's get this
- battle started.
- 1257
- 00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:23,136
- Battler to my RIGHT!
- 1258
- 00:47:23,138 --> 00:47:27,542
- I said YO... ya mom's pussy
- got one star
- 1259
- 00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:29,413
- on her Yelp reviews!
- 1260
- 00:47:30,312 --> 00:47:32,580
- I didn't
- even come to battle,
- 1261
- 00:47:32,582 --> 00:47:36,382
- I just have a question that
- I wanna ask of my girl /
- 1262
- 00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:40,353
- Will you do me
- the honor of making me
- 1263
- 00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:43,591
- the happiest man in the world?
- 1264
- 00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:46,928
- I'll make him double up in
- the middle like a tummy tuck /
- 1265
- 00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,596
- The shotty'll blow
- his guts out,
- 1266
- 00:47:48,598 --> 00:47:51,165
- that's a stomach pump...
- 1267
- 00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,734
- - Stomach pump.
- - Mmm-mmm...
- 1268
- 00:47:53,736 --> 00:47:55,636
- Stomach pump.
- 1269
- 00:47:55,638 --> 00:47:57,406
- Wait, I got it...
- 1270
- 00:47:58,073 --> 00:47:59,973
- Stomach pump.
- 1271
- 00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:01,808
- I'll probably lift him
- off his feet
- 1272
- 00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:03,310
- if I aim my Glock /
- 1273
- 00:48:03,312 --> 00:48:05,712
- <i>And that's the first time
- a black guy</i>
- 1274
- 00:48:05,714 --> 00:48:09,049
- <i>will get raised by pops!</i>
- 1275
- 00:48:09,051 --> 00:48:11,919
- I just want you to be
- my boo, K?
- 1276
- 00:48:11,921 --> 00:48:14,654
- I even got you this bouquet /
- 1277
- 00:48:14,656 --> 00:48:18,659
- You like guns, we can go
- shopping together,
- 1278
- 00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,395
- I'll buy my boo Ks.
- 1279
- 00:48:21,397 --> 00:48:25,333
- And your girl uses Dijon Mustard
- when she eat her boogies /
- 1280
- 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:28,201
- I'll show up
- at ya grandma's open casket
- 1281
- 00:48:28,203 --> 00:48:31,371
- and give that bitch
- a nuggie!
- 1282
- 00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,708
- His sister got mad kids,
- 1283
- 00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:36,109
- just had another couple /
- 1284
- 00:48:36,111 --> 00:48:38,478
- And every time he's like,
- "Damn...
- 1285
- 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,816
- well, I'll be a
- monkey's uncle."
- 1286
- 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,217
- And the shotty'll blow
- his guts out,
- 1287
- 00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:45,953
- that's a stomach pump /
- 1288
- 00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,420
- And your girl's
- memory foam mattress
- 1289
- 00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:50,759
- remembers that
- she's a fuckin' slut!
- 1290
- 00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,295
- - Fuck, what was my next line?
- - Fuck outta here!
- 1291
- 00:48:54,297 --> 00:48:55,828
- Alright, rapper to my LEFT!
- 1292
- 00:48:55,830 --> 00:48:57,198
- Let's go, get 'em.
- 1293
- 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,801
- You a comedian
- like John Belushi,
- 1294
- 00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:00,801
- Chris Farley.
- 1295
- 00:49:00,803 --> 00:49:01,703
- Robin Williams...
- 1296
- 00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:03,170
- If you haven't
- figured it out by now /
- 1297
- 00:49:03,172 --> 00:49:04,571
- Save us all some time
- 1298
- 00:49:04,573 --> 00:49:07,373
- and kill
- yourself RIGHT NOW!
- 1299
- 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:10,178
- You ain't gettin' married,
- you gettin' buried,
- 1300
- 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,480
- but you still dressed
- suitable, nigga /
- 1301
- 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:16,116
- I'll let each gun ring twice...
- 1302
- 00:49:16,118 --> 00:49:18,152
- that's Four Weddings
- and a Funeral, nigga!
- 1303
- 00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:20,520
- This dude forgot all
- the rhymes he studied,
- 1304
- 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:23,257
- call him Sway, he don't know
- the answers /
- 1305
- 00:49:23,259 --> 00:49:25,091
- He's like
- a kid's warning label -
- 1306
- 00:49:25,093 --> 00:49:26,661
- this toy is
- a choking hazard.
- 1307
- 00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:30,130
- So you wanna talk
- that racist shit?
- 1308
- 00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:34,000
- I know your girl
- and I'm pimpin' the thot /
- 1309
- 00:49:34,002 --> 00:49:37,370
- It's a reverse
- slavery auction,
- 1310
- 00:49:37,372 --> 00:49:40,607
- I put YOUR bitch
- on the block!
- 1311
- 00:49:40,609 --> 00:49:42,976
- Shoot him, then check
- for the body shakes,
- 1312
- 00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:45,312
- that's how you can tell that
- death's gripped 'em /
- 1313
- 00:49:45,314 --> 00:49:49,149
- It's like a good-ass orgasm,
- 1314
- 00:49:49,151 --> 00:49:51,652
- one bust will have
- your legs twitchin'
- 1315
- 00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:54,788
- You're so fat
- that you ran out of breath
- 1316
- 00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:58,458
- downloading the app
- to count your steps /
- 1317
- 00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,761
- If you were on house arrest,
- you'd have to take
- 1318
- 00:50:00,763 --> 00:50:04,334
- walking breaks to give
- your house a rest.
- 1319
- 00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:07,167
- If he was really provokin' /
- 1320
- 00:50:07,169 --> 00:50:09,036
- He woulda seen
- all types a colors,
- 1321
- 00:50:09,038 --> 00:50:12,272
- 'cause for the
- kill-I'da-scoped-him/...
- 1322
- 00:50:12,274 --> 00:50:14,310
- Get off the stage.
- 1323
- 00:50:14,843 --> 00:50:15,743
- Get it?
- 1324
- 00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:18,815
- All types a colors,
- KALEIDOSCOPED HIM?
- 1325
- 00:50:19,415 --> 00:50:20,880
- Yeah, see, y'all get it.
- 1326
- 00:50:20,882 --> 00:50:21,815
- TIME!
- 1327
- 00:50:21,817 --> 00:50:22,683
- Time.
- 1328
- 00:50:22,685 --> 00:50:23,484
- Time!
- 1329
- 00:50:23,486 --> 00:50:24,487
- TIME!!!
- 1330
- 00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:32,460
- - Yo, yo, check it.
- - Shut the fuck up!
- 1331
- 00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,995
- You little squirmy
- little Reddit blogger/
- 1332
- 00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,596
- Another Eminem impostor
- who refers
- 1333
- 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,565
- to Elton John as
- his second father/
- 1334
- 00:50:38,567 --> 00:50:40,967
- Bob Saget, Rick Moranis,
- Kelly Osbourne,
- 1335
- 00:50:40,969 --> 00:50:42,536
- white trash genetic monster /
- 1336
- 00:50:42,538 --> 00:50:43,937
- Probably conceived
- in the back of
- 1337
- 00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:44,938
- a Led Zeppelin concert /
- 1338
- 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:47,507
- If Harry Potter had sex
- with Jeffrey Dahmer,
- 1339
- 00:50:47,509 --> 00:50:49,310
- you'd be their
- lesbian daughter! /
- 1340
- 00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:51,511
- The fuck are you,
- a little fuckin' state prison
- 1341
- 00:50:51,513 --> 00:50:52,879
- fuckin' rape victim?/
- 1342
- 00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,915
- He's the new face of racism /
- 1343
- 00:50:54,917 --> 00:50:57,051
- I'm surprised he didn't
- show up here today with
- 1344
- 00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:58,486
- a slave with him
- chained to him /
- 1345
- 00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,520
- He hates African-American
- culture 'cause
- 1346
- 00:51:00,522 --> 00:51:01,821
- he was raised different /
- 1347
- 00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:04,558
- He hates Clinton, Abe Lincoln,
- pretty much anybody
- 1348
- 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,792
- that can relate with 'em /
- 1349
- 00:51:05,794 --> 00:51:07,895
- Except Blake Griffin...
- he feels a little bit
- 1350
- 00:51:07,897 --> 00:51:10,565
- more safe with him 'cause
- they share the same pigment /
- 1351
- 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,266
- Bitch, hip-hop has
- been for minorities,
- 1352
- 00:51:13,268 --> 00:51:15,335
- it's never been for
- you geeky asses /
- 1353
- 00:51:15,337 --> 00:51:16,703
- Matter of fact, what are these,
- 1354
- 00:51:16,705 --> 00:51:18,272
- your little fuckin'
- reading glasses
- 1355
- 00:51:18,274 --> 00:51:20,373
- you need for
- your English classes? /
- 1356
- 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:23,310
- Man, gimme that shit...
- I'll stomp these into pieces
- 1357
- 00:51:23,312 --> 00:51:24,545
- and fragments /
- 1358
- 00:51:24,547 --> 00:51:25,946
- And now you can keep them,
- 1359
- 00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:27,080
- he can have this /
- 1360
- 00:51:27,082 --> 00:51:28,915
- Now you get to complete
- your dream
- 1361
- 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,551
- of being this genius math whiz /
- 1362
- 00:51:30,553 --> 00:51:32,620
- 'Cause everything you see's
- in fractions! /
- 1363
- 00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:34,989
- Now get the fuck outta here,
- you little fuckin'
- 1364
- 00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:37,627
- dweeby FAGGOT!
- 1365
- 00:51:38,259 --> 00:51:39,359
- Man, y'all see that shit?
- 1366
- 00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:41,094
- He made that kid
- cry, like, tears.
- 1367
- 00:51:41,096 --> 00:51:42,261
- That's not right.
- 1368
- 00:51:42,263 --> 00:51:45,098
- Fuck a battle career,
- he ended dude LIFE.
- 1369
- 00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,134
- He gon' need a new
- face transplant
- 1370
- 00:51:47,136 --> 00:51:48,801
- and new social security number.
- 1371
- 00:51:48,803 --> 00:51:49,804
- Megaton.
- 1372
- 00:51:49,806 --> 00:51:52,438
- First battle rapper
- quoted in a suicide note.
- 1373
- 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,274
- That whole verse was CRAZY!
- 1374
- 00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:56,710
- Ow! Adam, I'm right here!
- 1375
- 00:51:56,712 --> 00:51:57,377
- Oh, hey, babe.
- 1376
- 00:51:57,379 --> 00:52:00,614
- Wasn't that unbelievable?
- 1377
- 00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:03,018
- Hey, can you get me
- a drink from the bar?
- 1378
- 00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:08,054
- Yo, Mega one of the all-time
- greats of this shit.
- 1379
- 00:52:08,056 --> 00:52:09,324
- Uh, come on.
- 1380
- 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:10,891
- Eminem is the greatest
- battle rapper of all time.
- 1381
- 00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:12,692
- I'm sorry, fellas.
- 1382
- 00:52:12,694 --> 00:52:15,027
- I forgot it's a white boy
- in our presence,
- 1383
- 00:52:15,029 --> 00:52:18,299
- so, you know, we contractually
- obligated to mention Eminem.
- 1384
- 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,400
- Hold up. Hold on.
- 1385
- 00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:21,268
- How your man supposed to
- be the greatest
- 1386
- 00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:24,203
- and he get bodied
- in his own fictional movie?
- 1387
- 00:52:24,205 --> 00:52:25,640
- Lotto washed him in 8 Mile.
- 1388
- 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,408
- Didn't Lickety Split
- get him too?
- 1389
- 00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:29,342
- Then he go body himself
- for a whole round,
- 1390
- 00:52:29,344 --> 00:52:30,544
- you know what I'm saying.
- 1391
- 00:52:30,546 --> 00:52:32,245
- Poppa Doc ain't choke...
- he just knew it was over
- 1392
- 00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:33,913
- so he walked off.
- 1393
- 00:52:33,915 --> 00:52:34,949
- Em took his own L.
- 1394
- 00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:36,482
- Plus how you
- supposed to be the greatest
- 1395
- 00:52:36,484 --> 00:52:38,451
- when your video director
- some Filipino nigga
- 1396
- 00:52:38,453 --> 00:52:41,321
- making gay-ass art films
- for your joints, bruh?
- 1397
- 00:52:41,323 --> 00:52:42,892
- Um...
- 1398
- 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,694
- - two.
- - It's not 1992.
- 1399
- 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,495
- Em's skill transcends race.
- 1400
- 00:52:48,497 --> 00:52:50,063
- You talking about Em?
- 1401
- 00:52:50,065 --> 00:52:51,899
- He's the fucking GOAT, man.
- 1402
- 00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:54,502
- You're right, he's better
- at putting words together
- 1403
- 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,270
- than all of
- these black guys.
- 1404
- 00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,571
- Go away.
- 1405
- 00:52:57,573 --> 00:52:59,605
- Yo. You said some WILD shit
- up there, homie.
- 1406
- 00:52:59,607 --> 00:53:01,509
- Fuck outta here, man,
- this is battle rap.
- 1407
- 00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,409
- I could diss
- Asians, Mexicans,
- 1408
- 00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:04,277
- any other race.
- 1409
- 00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,379
- Why not blacks?
- 1410
- 00:53:05,381 --> 00:53:08,181
- I'm just trying to
- fight for equality.
- 1411
- 00:53:08,183 --> 00:53:10,183
- Hey, he got a point, bruh.
- 1412
- 00:53:10,185 --> 00:53:11,384
- What?
- 1413
- 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:14,187
- Plus I thought
- that shit was hilarious, man!
- 1414
- 00:53:14,189 --> 00:53:16,223
- I love this nigga!
- 1415
- 00:53:16,225 --> 00:53:19,259
- Man! Hey, look. The way you
- keep it real with how you feel,
- 1416
- 00:53:19,261 --> 00:53:20,361
- I feel that!
- 1417
- 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,163
- Yo, any of y'all seen
- a hotel key card
- 1418
- 00:53:23,165 --> 00:53:24,297
- laying around anywhere?
- 1419
- 00:53:24,299 --> 00:53:25,966
- I can't remember
- where I put it.
- 1420
- 00:53:25,968 --> 00:53:27,967
- What hotel's it for?
- 1421
- 00:53:27,969 --> 00:53:29,738
- I can't remember.
- 1422
- 00:53:31,073 --> 00:53:33,540
- Fuck that, man.
- 1423
- 00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:35,109
- Why don't you get
- you're your ass outta here.
- 1424
- 00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:36,509
- Damn.
- 1425
- 00:53:36,511 --> 00:53:38,145
- This shit
- messy as fuck, bro.
- 1426
- 00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:39,346
- Yo, let's peel out.
- 1427
- 00:53:39,348 --> 00:53:42,518
- I got a dope food spot
- I want to take y'all to.
- 1428
- 00:53:43,051 --> 00:53:43,850
- ADAM!
- 1429
- 00:53:43,852 --> 00:53:45,284
- I want to go back
- to the hotel now.
- 1430
- 00:53:45,286 --> 00:53:46,587
- Okay.
- 1431
- 00:53:46,589 --> 00:53:47,721
- I think some of the guys were
- gonna grab some food
- 1432
- 00:53:47,723 --> 00:53:49,323
- but I could drop you off
- on the way.
- 1433
- 00:53:49,325 --> 00:53:50,357
- Okay.
- 1434
- 00:53:50,359 --> 00:53:51,792
- I want you to think
- really hard
- 1435
- 00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:53,426
- about what the best thing
- to do is.
- 1436
- 00:53:53,428 --> 00:53:55,197
- And then I want
- you to do it.
- 1437
- 00:53:58,234 --> 00:53:59,900
- So you dropped
- your girl off?
- 1438
- 00:53:59,902 --> 00:54:02,505
- She dropped me.
- 1439
- 00:54:03,705 --> 00:54:05,438
- She not takin' you back?
- 1440
- 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,774
- In more or less those words.
- 1441
- 00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:08,074
- You did the right
- thing, bro.
- 1442
- 00:54:08,076 --> 00:54:09,210
- Yeah.
- 1443
- 00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:10,243
- Yeah, it's fine.
- 1444
- 00:54:10,245 --> 00:54:12,179
- I'm sure we'll be...
- 1445
- 00:54:12,181 --> 00:54:13,513
- fine.
- 1446
- 00:54:13,515 --> 00:54:15,181
- Hey, can I drop this
- in someone's car?
- 1447
- 00:54:15,183 --> 00:54:17,150
- Maya was my ride home.
- 1448
- 00:54:17,152 --> 00:54:18,486
- I got you, dog.
- 1449
- 00:54:18,488 --> 00:54:20,756
- Just know you gon' be
- designated driver, though.
- 1450
- 00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:24,991
- Yo, the homie just texted me
- that Megaton is
- 1451
- 00:54:24,993 --> 00:54:26,661
- having an after party
- at the crib later.
- 1452
- 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:29,261
- Shit's gon' be LIT.
- 1453
- 00:54:29,263 --> 00:54:32,165
- How's that, how's that.
- 1454
- 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,500
- Wooo!
- 1455
- 00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:36,238
- White folks drivin' us
- around tonight!
- 1456
- 00:54:51,187 --> 00:54:52,652
- Let me get this
- shit straight.
- 1457
- 00:54:52,654 --> 00:54:56,522
- We in LA and the Mexican
- takes us to a sushi joint.
- 1458
- 00:54:56,524 --> 00:54:57,591
- I'm with D.
- 1459
- 00:54:57,593 --> 00:54:58,725
- You wrong for this one.
- 1460
- 00:54:58,727 --> 00:55:02,629
- First off, I'm Ecuadorian,
- motherfuckers.
- 1461
- 00:55:02,631 --> 00:55:08,136
- Second, the chef here
- came highly recommended.
- 1462
- 00:55:10,372 --> 00:55:11,638
- No way.
- 1463
- 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,774
- I take that back...
- you DEAD wrong for this one.
- 1464
- 00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,275
- My LA connect saw him working
- here and told me about it.
- 1465
- 00:55:16,277 --> 00:55:18,781
- I had to come
- see for myself.
- 1466
- 00:55:19,781 --> 00:55:21,580
- Okay, what can I get
- y'all started with?
- 1467
- 00:55:21,582 --> 00:55:23,817
- I got a quick question. Um...
- 1468
- 00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,754
- I heard you're so Asian
- when you watch movies
- 1469
- 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:28,888
- on your iPad
- it looks like an IMAX.
- 1470
- 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:30,524
- Can you confirm?
- 1471
- 00:55:30,526 --> 00:55:32,560
- Aw, HELL nah.
- 1472
- 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:33,960
- You should be proud.
- 1473
- 00:55:33,962 --> 00:55:36,163
- You dressed like you about
- to take your yellow belt test,
- 1474
- 00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:37,031
- it's your lucky day.
- 1475
- 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,632
- Nah, he look good
- in his uniform.
- 1476
- 00:55:38,634 --> 00:55:40,299
- It really brings out his eyes.
- 1477
- 00:55:40,301 --> 00:55:41,801
- Man, FUCK all a y'all.
- 1478
- 00:55:41,803 --> 00:55:43,237
- What are you doing
- making sushi, anyway?
- 1479
- 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,370
- You're Korean.
- 1480
- 00:55:44,372 --> 00:55:45,571
- There ain't enough Japanese
- to keep up with how much
- 1481
- 00:55:45,573 --> 00:55:46,841
- white people love this shit.
- 1482
- 00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,808
- Half of the sushi joints
- here are owned by Koreans.
- 1483
- 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,444
- We just pretend
- to be Japanese.
- 1484
- 00:55:50,446 --> 00:55:51,844
- Y'all too ignorant to
- know the difference.
- 1485
- 00:55:51,846 --> 00:55:54,649
- You a walking Asian
- stereotype, bro.
- 1486
- 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,683
- You probably fought like
- fifty ninjas on the way here.
- 1487
- 00:55:56,685 --> 00:55:58,784
- Drove a Civic and
- drift the whole way.
- 1488
- 00:55:58,786 --> 00:56:01,187
- It must be hella hard to
- write the customer's checks
- 1489
- 00:56:01,189 --> 00:56:02,723
- in that crazyass calligraphy.
- 1490
- 00:56:02,725 --> 00:56:03,991
- Yeah, that's true.
- 1491
- 00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:05,391
- What do you do after work...
- go home and pretend
- 1492
- 00:56:05,393 --> 00:56:07,096
- to rape your grandma?
- 1493
- 00:56:09,464 --> 00:56:10,933
- YO.
- 1494
- 00:56:11,667 --> 00:56:13,866
- What the fuck, bro?!!
- 1495
- 00:56:13,868 --> 00:56:15,669
- You know, 'cause
- you're Korean,
- 1496
- 00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,538
- but you're pretending
- to be Japanese.
- 1497
- 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,573
- And Japan occupied Korea
- for a long time
- 1498
- 00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:21,408
- and they committed
- a lot of atrocities...
- 1499
- 00:56:21,410 --> 00:56:22,708
- I thought we were roasting him.
- 1500
- 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:25,245
- We WAS talkin' some
- ignorant Asian shit.
- 1501
- 00:56:25,247 --> 00:56:28,348
- Then you went and put all
- this real history into it.
- 1502
- 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:29,783
- Not cool, bro.
- 1503
- 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:32,419
- It'd be best for
- you all to leave.
- 1504
- 00:56:32,421 --> 00:56:33,487
- Sensei, these are my friends.
- 1505
- 00:56:33,489 --> 00:56:34,855
- We're just joking around.
- 1506
- 00:56:34,857 --> 00:56:35,489
- "Sensei?"
- 1507
- 00:56:35,491 --> 00:56:37,257
- Yo, Mister Miyagi IS real!
- 1508
- 00:56:37,259 --> 00:56:39,960
- Yo, Hollywood owes you
- all kinds of royalties, bro.
- 1509
- 00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:41,895
- Come call me,
- talk to my face.
- 1510
- 00:56:41,897 --> 00:56:42,862
- Yo.
- 1511
- 00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:45,565
- This old-ass Hong Kong
- Phooey motherfucker
- 1512
- 00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:47,199
- really trying to start
- some shit with me...
- 1513
- 00:56:47,201 --> 00:56:48,268
- Oh, shit.
- 1514
- 00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:49,303
- He kicked my face!
- 1515
- 00:56:49,305 --> 00:56:50,237
- We should get
- him out of here.
- 1516
- 00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,205
- He kicked me in
- the motherfuckin' face!
- 1517
- 00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,406
- Let me at him.
- 1518
- 00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:53,873
- - You want him?
- - No, no, no...
- 1519
- 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:56,879
- Get yo' ass out.
- 1520
- 00:56:59,147 --> 00:57:01,147
- An old martial arts master
- doing a spin kick
- 1521
- 00:57:01,149 --> 00:57:02,949
- in the middle of
- a sushi restaurant?
- 1522
- 00:57:02,951 --> 00:57:04,018
- REALLY?
- 1523
- 00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,351
- Do you even know how much
- of a fucking stereotype
- 1524
- 00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:06,420
- you made us look like?
- 1525
- 00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:09,257
- You set Asians
- back a hundred years!
- 1526
- 00:57:12,261 --> 00:57:15,763
- Che was right, Mega
- lives in the hood for real.
- 1527
- 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,364
- Are you sure
- this is the hood?
- 1528
- 00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:18,632
- These houses are all really big.
- 1529
- 00:57:18,634 --> 00:57:20,400
- And they have lawns.
- 1530
- 00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:22,739
- You really from
- New York, huh?
- 1531
- 00:57:31,046 --> 00:57:33,346
- Fuck is this,
- the Captain Planet reunion?
- 1532
- 00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:34,580
- Sup, Che.
- 1533
- 00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:35,516
- Prospek.
- 1534
- 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:36,482
- Baby girl.
- 1535
- 00:57:36,484 --> 00:57:38,051
- Behn Grym,
- what's good, homie.
- 1536
- 00:57:38,053 --> 00:57:40,353
- I don't think you
- met my guy Adam.
- 1537
- 00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:42,422
- Nah, we ain't met.
- 1538
- 00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:43,355
- I seen your shit though.
- 1539
- 00:57:43,357 --> 00:57:44,158
- You a'ight, homie.
- 1540
- 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,591
- Thanks, man!
- I'm a huge fan of...
- 1541
- 00:57:45,593 --> 00:57:46,659
- A'ight.
- 1542
- 00:57:46,661 --> 00:57:48,027
- We got bitches,
- blunts goin' around,
- 1543
- 00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:50,496
- hookers, pregnant prostitutes,
- 1544
- 00:57:50,498 --> 00:57:52,065
- white girl, molly.
- 1545
- 00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:55,103
- It's that West Coast
- hospitality, baby.
- 1546
- 00:58:06,549 --> 00:58:07,880
- Your shit is crazy.
- 1547
- 00:58:07,882 --> 00:58:09,716
- That Virginia Tech line?
- 1548
- 00:58:09,718 --> 00:58:11,350
- You got bars, for real.
- 1549
- 00:58:11,352 --> 00:58:12,453
- Respect.
- 1550
- 00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:14,721
- It's just, that whole Asian
- shit be getting to me.
- 1551
- 00:58:14,723 --> 00:58:16,123
- No matter what I say,
- they can say
- 1552
- 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,859
- some cliché-ass kung-fu lines
- and it pops off.
- 1553
- 00:58:18,861 --> 00:58:20,893
- Okay, it's always
- the same shit for me too.
- 1554
- 00:58:20,895 --> 00:58:22,895
- Whenever I battle a nigga,
- I know everything
- 1555
- 00:58:22,897 --> 00:58:24,165
- he gon' say to me.
- 1556
- 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,399
- I mean, that groom shit
- was a little different,
- 1557
- 00:58:25,401 --> 00:58:27,266
- but at the end of the day,
- it's the same shit.
- 1558
- 00:58:27,268 --> 00:58:28,534
- Just based on my gender.
- 1559
- 00:58:28,536 --> 00:58:30,504
- So how you
- break out of that?
- 1560
- 00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:31,737
- You don't.
- 1561
- 00:58:31,739 --> 00:58:33,841
- No matter what,
- I'm goin' get the bitch bars,
- 1562
- 00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:35,109
- and you goin' get
- the Asian bars,
- 1563
- 00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:38,444
- and this kid'll always get
- the white-ass nerd bars.
- 1564
- 00:58:38,446 --> 00:58:40,916
- Am I really a nerd, though?
- 1565
- 00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,516
- Never mind.
- 1566
- 00:58:42,518 --> 00:58:44,216
- Battling is an
- expectations game.
- 1567
- 00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:46,386
- Niggas goin' always come
- with the expected shit,
- 1568
- 00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:48,254
- 'cause that's what
- the audience wants to hear.
- 1569
- 00:58:48,256 --> 00:58:50,991
- But the fact that you can expect
- it means you can flip it.
- 1570
- 00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,359
- Play it to your advantage.
- 1571
- 00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:53,192
- Yo, it is ON.
- 1572
- 00:58:53,194 --> 00:58:54,527
- I don't even know
- this bitch's name,
- 1573
- 00:58:54,529 --> 00:58:56,763
- but she's a fuckin' smoke show
- and she's ALL OVER me.
- 1574
- 00:58:56,765 --> 00:58:57,931
- I'm 'bout to smash for real.
- 1575
- 00:58:57,933 --> 00:58:59,466
- Don't you think
- it's a problem that
- 1576
- 00:58:59,468 --> 00:59:00,835
- you don't know her name?
- 1577
- 00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:02,368
- Yo, the only problem is gonna
- be when I'm fuckin' her
- 1578
- 00:59:02,370 --> 00:59:05,004
- so hard her teenage
- daughter is gonna get
- 1579
- 00:59:05,006 --> 00:59:06,507
- pregnant in the future.
- 1580
- 00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:08,375
- Shit, how can THAT motherfucker
- 1581
- 00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:09,576
- get laid off battling?
- 1582
- 00:59:09,578 --> 00:59:10,944
- For me it just
- makes it harder.
- 1583
- 00:59:10,946 --> 00:59:13,279
- I tell a nigga I battle
- and his dick start tucking up
- 1584
- 00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:16,150
- like it's the
- "Silence of the Lambs."
- 1585
- 00:59:16,152 --> 00:59:17,384
- I need a drink.
- 1586
- 00:59:17,386 --> 00:59:19,252
- Yo, I swear that's...
- 1587
- 00:59:19,254 --> 00:59:21,788
- nah, it can't be.
- 1588
- 00:59:21,790 --> 00:59:23,022
- You know her
- from somewhere?
- 1589
- 00:59:23,024 --> 00:59:25,558
- Yeah... from jerking off.
- 1590
- 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,462
- That's Bella Backwoods, yo,
- I've been following her since
- 1591
- 00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:30,163
- Teen vids all
- the way to MILF.
- 1592
- 00:59:30,165 --> 00:59:30,763
- That's...
- 1593
- 00:59:30,765 --> 00:59:32,065
- three years.
- 1594
- 00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,466
- That actually IS a long time
- to follow a porn star.
- 1595
- 00:59:34,468 --> 00:59:35,601
- I'm sayin' though.
- 1596
- 00:59:35,603 --> 00:59:38,306
- Oh, my God, yes!
- 1597
- 00:59:39,274 --> 00:59:40,507
- Fuck.
- 1598
- 00:59:40,509 --> 00:59:41,808
- We gotta stop Che.
- 1599
- 00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:43,710
- Because of his deeply
- problematic attitude towards
- 1600
- 00:59:43,712 --> 00:59:45,145
- hook-ups and
- women in general?
- 1601
- 00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:45,879
- No.
- 1602
- 00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:47,849
- Because of THIS.
- 1603
- 00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:51,384
- We should.
- 1604
- 00:59:51,386 --> 00:59:52,351
- Get Behn.
- 1605
- 00:59:54,823 --> 00:59:57,091
- Oh, damn,
- y'all perverts, man!
- 1606
- 00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,259
- Oh, you tryna get a picture
- for the 'Gram, huh?
- 1607
- 00:59:59,261 --> 01:00:00,897
- Take that shit.
- 1608
- 01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,496
- Put your damn pants on.
- 1609
- 01:00:03,498 --> 01:00:04,531
- Alright, alright.
- Shit, man.
- 1610
- 01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:05,498
- You tryna hit
- this shit too?
- 1611
- 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,567
- At least let me
- finish first.
- 1612
- 01:00:06,569 --> 01:00:08,400
- Man, that's Megaton's girl,
- you dumb-ass nigga.
- 1613
- 01:00:08,402 --> 01:00:10,237
- You better hope and pray
- he didn't see you come in here
- 1614
- 01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:11,737
- or we all will be
- getting fucked.
- 1615
- 01:00:11,739 --> 01:00:12,839
- Hurry up!
- 1616
- 01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:13,774
- Okay, okay!
- 1617
- 01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:14,808
- Back up.
- 1618
- 01:00:14,810 --> 01:00:16,643
- If anything,
- this is between Bella
- 1619
- 01:00:16,645 --> 01:00:18,846
- and her boyfriend.
- 1620
- 01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:21,080
- Are we seriously suggesting
- that Che is somehow
- 1621
- 01:00:21,082 --> 01:00:23,949
- vaginally trespassing on
- another man's property?
- 1622
- 01:00:23,951 --> 01:00:26,319
- So Bella has no sexual agency
- 1623
- 01:00:26,321 --> 01:00:27,487
- or bodily autonomy here?
- 1624
- 01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:30,827
- Ain't none of us gon' have
- bodily autonomy if we dead!
- 1625
- 01:00:39,067 --> 01:00:39,699
- Fuck.
- 1626
- 01:00:39,701 --> 01:00:40,937
- Hey, babe.
- 1627
- 01:00:47,475 --> 01:00:49,275
- I'll deal with this
- fucking whore later.
- 1628
- 01:00:49,277 --> 01:00:50,576
- Right now I'ma have
- some words with
- 1629
- 01:00:50,578 --> 01:00:51,844
- my gardener real quick.
- 1630
- 01:00:51,846 --> 01:00:52,978
- Alright.
- 1631
- 01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:54,647
- Look, he didn't
- mean to disrespect you.
- 1632
- 01:00:54,649 --> 01:00:56,116
- He's just a knucklehead.
- 1633
- 01:00:56,118 --> 01:00:58,217
- - If he would of knew...
- - Get the fuck out
- 1634
- 01:00:58,219 --> 01:00:58,951
- my way, dog.
- 1635
- 01:00:58,953 --> 01:00:59,886
- This don't
- even concern you.
- 1636
- 01:00:59,888 --> 01:01:01,020
- Well, I'm making
- it my concern.
- 1637
- 01:01:01,022 --> 01:01:03,022
- Why, 'cause you
- the big homie now?
- 1638
- 01:01:03,024 --> 01:01:04,958
- You fuckin' vouch for
- him all of a sudden?
- 1639
- 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,726
- He didn't mean anything.
- 1640
- 01:01:07,728 --> 01:01:09,096
- We battle rappers.
- 1641
- 01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:11,897
- We battle each other
- and disrespect each other
- 1642
- 01:01:11,899 --> 01:01:13,199
- in the ring as rappers.
- 1643
- 01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,768
- But to come to my house,
- and FUCK MY GIRL?
- 1644
- 01:01:16,770 --> 01:01:18,170
- You disrespected me AS A MAN.
- 1645
- 01:01:18,172 --> 01:01:21,408
- So now we goin' have
- to handle that as men.
- 1646
- 01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:25,946
- If you wanna throw hands,
- we can throw hands.
- 1647
- 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,813
- But you gon'
- keep them guns out.
- 1648
- 01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:29,415
- Oh we gon' do a lot
- more than throw hands,
- 1649
- 01:01:29,417 --> 01:01:31,219
- motherfucker.
- 1650
- 01:01:32,587 --> 01:01:34,122
- I'ma see you...
- 1651
- 01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:37,226
- in that ring.
- 1652
- 01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:41,728
- It ain't gon' be no
- straight rap shit though,
- 1653
- 01:01:41,730 --> 01:01:43,029
- - you feel me?
- - That's cool.
- 1654
- 01:01:43,031 --> 01:01:44,230
- Me and you got
- a problem as men.
- 1655
- 01:01:44,232 --> 01:01:46,799
- We battle as men,
- not just as rappers.
- 1656
- 01:01:46,801 --> 01:01:47,868
- - Straight up.
- - That's cool.
- 1657
- 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,301
- We could do that.
- 1658
- 01:01:49,303 --> 01:01:51,203
- Understood.
- 1659
- 01:01:51,205 --> 01:01:52,371
- Right?
- 1660
- 01:01:52,373 --> 01:01:53,375
- Yup.
- 1661
- 01:01:57,846 --> 01:02:01,448
- I'm sorry, a rap battle?
- 1662
- 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:03,817
- You wanna solve this
- with a rap battle?
- 1663
- 01:02:03,819 --> 01:02:05,250
- Shut the fuck up.
- 1664
- 01:02:05,252 --> 01:02:07,386
- No, I'm over here
- pissing my pants...
- 1665
- 01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:08,989
- That actually might
- be literal...
- 1666
- 01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,991
- thinking I'm surrounded
- by straight-up gangsters
- 1667
- 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:12,991
- packing heat,
- about to blow my brains
- 1668
- 01:02:12,993 --> 01:02:14,726
- all over this
- lovely interior decor,
- 1669
- 01:02:14,728 --> 01:02:16,996
- but no.
- 1670
- 01:02:16,998 --> 01:02:19,866
- You think the most street
- way to deal with this
- 1671
- 01:02:19,868 --> 01:02:21,368
- is with a rap battle!
- 1672
- 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,304
- That thing where a bunch of
- grown-ass men get together
- 1673
- 01:02:24,306 --> 01:02:26,038
- in a room, call each
- other gay and come up with
- 1674
- 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,172
- make-believe ways we're totally
- 1675
- 01:02:27,174 --> 01:02:28,241
- going to kill each other.
- 1676
- 01:02:28,243 --> 01:02:30,377
- Is that not
- the corniest shit
- 1677
- 01:02:30,379 --> 01:02:31,877
- you've ever heard in your life?
- 1678
- 01:02:31,879 --> 01:02:33,147
- Is that thing even real?
- 1679
- 01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:35,815
- We was just leaving.
- 1680
- 01:02:35,817 --> 01:02:36,984
- Great to meet you all!
- 1681
- 01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,185
- Come on up to
- Berkeley sometime,
- 1682
- 01:02:38,187 --> 01:02:41,855
- we settle beef with
- word debates there too!
- 1683
- 01:02:41,857 --> 01:02:43,390
- Can you believe how
- ridiculous that was?
- 1684
- 01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:46,359
- To take this silly insult
- game we play so seriously.
- 1685
- 01:02:46,361 --> 01:02:47,794
- I mean, love it,
- but come on.
- 1686
- 01:02:47,796 --> 01:02:49,995
- I thought we were in a life or
- death situation back there!
- 1687
- 01:02:49,997 --> 01:02:50,998
- Wooo!
- Stop the car.
- 1688
- 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,232
- Oh, yeah?
- You want to grab a drink?
- 1689
- 01:02:52,234 --> 01:02:53,900
- Ooo, we should do a toast
- to Che's big battle.
- 1690
- 01:02:53,902 --> 01:02:54,967
- Stop the fuckin' car!
- 1691
- 01:02:54,969 --> 01:02:56,904
- I'm having a fuckin'
- panic attack!
- 1692
- 01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:58,306
- Oh!
- 1693
- 01:03:07,982 --> 01:03:09,082
- I'm sorry, man.
- 1694
- 01:03:09,084 --> 01:03:12,118
- I have anxiety myself,
- I know how it is.
- 1695
- 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,020
- And that was an
- insane situation.
- 1696
- 01:03:14,022 --> 01:03:16,957
- I just figured you
- had a handle on it.
- 1697
- 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,058
- Why?
- 1698
- 01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,993
- 'Cause I'm black,
- so I'm supposed to be
- 1699
- 01:03:19,995 --> 01:03:22,029
- in the streets like that?
- 1700
- 01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:25,699
- I'm a fuckin'
- video game designer, dog.
- 1701
- 01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:27,000
- You're WHAT?
- 1702
- 01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:29,569
- Oh, this is you
- fucking with me.
- 1703
- 01:03:29,571 --> 01:03:30,303
- No.
- 1704
- 01:03:30,305 --> 01:03:32,507
- That's on my
- daughter's life.
- 1705
- 01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:35,875
- You have a daughter?
- 1706
- 01:03:35,877 --> 01:03:38,444
- So, the slang, the accent.
- 1707
- 01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:40,513
- It's an act.
- 1708
- 01:03:40,515 --> 01:03:41,515
- This ain't no ACT.
- 1709
- 01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:43,850
- You never heard
- a code-switchin', mah'fucka?
- 1710
- 01:03:43,852 --> 01:03:44,784
- Right.
- 1711
- 01:03:44,786 --> 01:03:46,321
- Of course.
- 1712
- 01:03:48,122 --> 01:03:49,556
- Sorry, I didn't mean
- to make any assumptions.
- 1713
- 01:03:49,558 --> 01:03:51,558
- - I just thought...
- - I know what you thought.
- 1714
- 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,926
- You think I need
- a white boy to tell me
- 1715
- 01:03:52,928 --> 01:03:54,194
- what he thought of me?
- 1716
- 01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:57,931
- Battle rap is not boxing,
- it's a street fight.
- 1717
- 01:03:57,933 --> 01:03:59,332
- You wan't just
- get your jaw broke,
- 1718
- 01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:00,766
- you got someone right
- in your face
- 1719
- 01:04:00,768 --> 01:04:02,167
- trying to tear you apart.
- 1720
- 01:04:02,169 --> 01:04:04,638
- Your job, your girl, dick pics
- you sent in high school.
- 1721
- 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,140
- It's fair game.
- 1722
- 01:04:06,142 --> 01:04:09,308
- That's why I keep my private
- business actually private.
- 1723
- 01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:13,013
- And I never use personals
- on my opponents, neither.
- 1724
- 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,551
- I just talk
- about shooting them.
- 1725
- 01:04:20,055 --> 01:04:22,489
- Okay.
- 1726
- 01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:24,123
- What is that?
- 1727
- 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:27,726
- Look... front,
- back, front, salute.
- 1728
- 01:04:27,728 --> 01:04:29,098
- Got it?
- 1729
- 01:04:29,997 --> 01:04:31,063
- Got it!
- 1730
- 01:04:31,065 --> 01:04:32,464
- A'ight. That was great.
- 1731
- 01:04:32,466 --> 01:04:34,701
- We got a long way to
- Oakland to work on that.
- 1732
- 01:04:34,703 --> 01:04:36,170
- Shit!
- 1733
- 01:04:36,172 --> 01:04:38,074
- What time is it?
- 1734
- 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:52,819
- Hey, um... do you think
- since we're going back to
- 1735
- 01:04:52,821 --> 01:04:56,422
- your place anyway,
- maybe I could...
- 1736
- 01:04:56,424 --> 01:04:59,694
- stay, at...?
- 1737
- 01:05:02,663 --> 01:05:03,698
- I got you.
- 1738
- 01:05:08,335 --> 01:05:10,272
- This place is awesome, man.
- 1739
- 01:05:11,006 --> 01:05:12,839
- I'm honestly surprised.
- 1740
- 01:05:12,841 --> 01:05:13,973
- You would be surprised.
- 1741
- 01:05:13,975 --> 01:05:15,842
- You a racist piece of shit.
- 1742
- 01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:17,076
- Yeah, I know.
- 1743
- 01:05:17,078 --> 01:05:19,011
- I'm trying hard not to be.
- 1744
- 01:05:19,013 --> 01:05:21,313
- I believe you
- really think that.
- 1745
- 01:05:21,315 --> 01:05:23,216
- Look, before we
- get up there,
- 1746
- 01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:24,516
- my wife got a problem with
- 1747
- 01:05:24,518 --> 01:05:26,286
- people calling me my rap name.
- 1748
- 01:05:26,288 --> 01:05:29,658
- So call me Osiris.
- Or Oz.
- 1749
- 01:05:30,825 --> 01:05:32,359
- Your real name is Osiris?
- 1750
- 01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,460
- Yeah.
- 1751
- 01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:35,627
- But your rap name is BEHN?
- 1752
- 01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:37,364
- Yeah.
- 1753
- 01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:39,098
- Okay.
- 1754
- 01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:43,469
- Man, I can HEAR the
- racist shit you thinking.
- 1755
- 01:05:43,471 --> 01:05:45,538
- Everything is good,
- you know.
- 1756
- 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,841
- My wife make the best
- burnt bacon ever.
- 1757
- 01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:48,708
- Yeah?
- 1758
- 01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:52,248
- - Yeah, man...
- - Boy, take that hat off.
- 1759
- 01:05:53,247 --> 01:05:55,448
- Can I be done now?
- 1760
- 01:05:55,450 --> 01:05:58,486
- Give me one more bite, baby.
- 1761
- 01:05:59,821 --> 01:06:03,957
- No, no, no, no, no,
- give me one bigger than that!
- 1762
- 01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:04,891
- There you go.
- 1763
- 01:06:04,893 --> 01:06:06,560
- Now you're done, okay?
- 1764
- 01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,062
- Oz?
- 1765
- 01:06:09,064 --> 01:06:11,498
- I got it. I got it.
- I got it.
- 1766
- 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,132
- Hey, baby. It's okay.
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 1767
- 01:06:13,134 --> 01:06:14,333
- There you go. There you go.
- 1768
- 01:06:14,335 --> 01:06:15,634
- Just how we practiced, okay?
- 1769
- 01:06:15,636 --> 01:06:17,439
- Big deep breaths.
- 1770
- 01:06:19,073 --> 01:06:20,373
- Think of it like you're
- breathing down
- 1771
- 01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:24,914
- into your tummy. In and out.
- 1772
- 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,350
- In and out.
- 1773
- 01:06:29,551 --> 01:06:31,452
- There you go.
- 1774
- 01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,123
- - Your feeling better?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1775
- 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:38,824
- You wanna go
- watch a little TV?
- 1776
- 01:06:38,826 --> 01:06:40,428
- Okay.
- 1777
- 01:06:41,328 --> 01:06:43,897
- Daddy will take you, c'mon.
- 1778
- 01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:45,431
- What my baby
- wanna watch, hmm?
- 1779
- 01:06:45,433 --> 01:06:46,899
- Austin and Ally!
- 1780
- 01:06:46,901 --> 01:06:49,335
- I like that one too,
- I'll watch it with you.
- 1781
- 01:06:49,337 --> 01:06:51,471
- Cystic fibrosis.
- 1782
- 01:06:51,473 --> 01:06:53,339
- She's had it since
- she was born.
- 1783
- 01:06:53,341 --> 01:06:56,141
- Her lungs get clogged up
- and it just makes it
- 1784
- 01:06:56,143 --> 01:06:58,346
- hard for her to breathe.
- 1785
- 01:06:59,247 --> 01:07:01,013
- That's really tough.
- 1786
- 01:07:01,015 --> 01:07:02,550
- I'm sorry.
- 1787
- 01:07:04,152 --> 01:07:06,618
- So, Adam, what do you do?
- 1788
- 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:08,620
- I mean besides appropriate
- black culture
- 1789
- 01:07:08,622 --> 01:07:10,757
- for your livelihood.
- 1790
- 01:07:10,759 --> 01:07:11,994
- That's hilarious.
- 1791
- 01:07:13,027 --> 01:07:14,226
- Oh. Okay.
- 1792
- 01:07:14,228 --> 01:07:15,395
- I'm a student.
- 1793
- 01:07:15,397 --> 01:07:16,728
- English Lit major.
- 1794
- 01:07:16,730 --> 01:07:18,665
- I'm actually more
- interested in what Behn...
- 1795
- 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,667
- Oz does, to be
- honest with you.
- 1796
- 01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:21,835
- Video game design.
- 1797
- 01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,002
- How did you get into that?
- 1798
- 01:07:24,004 --> 01:07:27,839
- I stabbed a video game
- designer and took his laptop.
- 1799
- 01:07:27,841 --> 01:07:29,208
- Really?
- 1800
- 01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:30,877
- What's wrong with you?
- 1801
- 01:07:30,879 --> 01:07:32,714
- I went to college.
- 1802
- 01:07:33,982 --> 01:07:36,116
- And do they, uh... know?
- 1803
- 01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:37,984
- About the battle rap?
- 1804
- 01:07:37,986 --> 01:07:38,917
- Yeah.
- 1805
- 01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:39,685
- And they're cool with it?
- 1806
- 01:07:39,687 --> 01:07:41,054
- With a black guy
- being a rapper?
- 1807
- 01:07:41,056 --> 01:07:42,489
- You know what,
- I'ma be honest,
- 1808
- 01:07:42,491 --> 01:07:44,223
- it does get annoying sometime
- when you're working
- 1809
- 01:07:44,225 --> 01:07:46,391
- on an FPS and you got all
- these dudes coming up
- 1810
- 01:07:46,393 --> 01:07:48,127
- to you asking you
- details about a gun.
- 1811
- 01:07:48,129 --> 01:07:49,362
- Well, it's great that
- your wife is
- 1812
- 01:07:49,364 --> 01:07:50,362
- so supportive of you battling.
- 1813
- 01:07:50,364 --> 01:07:51,330
- Why wouldn't I?
- 1814
- 01:07:51,332 --> 01:07:52,431
- It's just my
- girlfriend isn't.
- 1815
- 01:07:52,433 --> 01:07:53,900
- 'Cause of all the
- woman-bashing and stuff.
- 1816
- 01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:55,835
- I just thought you may
- be against it because
- 1817
- 01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:58,606
- it portrays a certain
- ...negative image.
- 1818
- 01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:04,710
- I see we got no "respectability
- politics"-ass motherfucker
- 1819
- 01:08:04,712 --> 01:08:05,944
- at the table.
- 1820
- 01:08:05,946 --> 01:08:07,145
- No, no, I got it.
- 1821
- 01:08:07,147 --> 01:08:08,348
- A'ight.
- 1822
- 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:09,716
- You really want to sit
- here and spout off about
- 1823
- 01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,685
- "negative image," when we
- both know that no matter
- 1824
- 01:08:12,687 --> 01:08:16,388
- how much money he makes,
- no matter how "well" he speaks,
- 1825
- 01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:17,923
- no matter how many
- suits he puts on,
- 1826
- 01:08:17,925 --> 01:08:19,993
- he can still go out and get
- shot in the street
- 1827
- 01:08:19,995 --> 01:08:21,427
- by the police for no reason.
- 1828
- 01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:22,561
- That I can have
- the same fate?
- 1829
- 01:08:22,563 --> 01:08:23,695
- That my daughter can?
- 1830
- 01:08:23,697 --> 01:08:26,598
- So if he's gonna
- make money by battling,
- 1831
- 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,567
- and put food on
- this here table,
- 1832
- 01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:30,136
- with the talents that
- God has given him,
- 1833
- 01:08:30,138 --> 01:08:31,538
- oh, you damn right
- I'ma support him.
- 1834
- 01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:32,972
- No matter how many of y'all
- little white boys come up in
- 1835
- 01:08:32,974 --> 01:08:37,009
- here talking about how
- "negative" it might be.
- 1836
- 01:08:37,011 --> 01:08:39,079
- But you live in Rockridge,
- the safest neighborhood
- 1837
- 01:08:39,081 --> 01:08:40,446
- - in Oak...
- - Damn it.
- 1838
- 01:08:40,448 --> 01:08:42,448
- I can't believe I just had
- to black-splain some shit to
- 1839
- 01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:44,217
- you in my own damn house.
- 1840
- 01:08:44,219 --> 01:08:45,685
- Maybe that's all
- white people need,
- 1841
- 01:08:45,687 --> 01:08:47,853
- is just to have someone
- explain stuff to us.
- 1842
- 01:08:47,855 --> 01:08:50,190
- So it's not enough that
- this country was literally
- 1843
- 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:53,360
- built off of our oppression,
- but now that we get an iota
- 1844
- 01:08:53,362 --> 01:08:55,127
- of freedom, we gotta
- go explaining that
- 1845
- 01:08:55,129 --> 01:08:57,495
- same oppression back to y'all?
- 1846
- 01:08:57,497 --> 01:08:59,298
- No. Not tonight, Satan.
- 1847
- 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:01,334
- I need to go
- make me some tea.
- 1848
- 01:09:01,336 --> 01:09:04,904
- And Oz... I love you,
- but if you think
- 1849
- 01:09:04,906 --> 01:09:07,673
- that MC Micro-Agression here
- is spending one night under
- 1850
- 01:09:07,675 --> 01:09:10,243
- this here roof, both of
- y'all can go find yourselves
- 1851
- 01:09:10,245 --> 01:09:11,543
- a hotel room where
- you can discuss
- 1852
- 01:09:11,545 --> 01:09:14,082
- "black-on-black crime" together.
- 1853
- 01:09:17,184 --> 01:09:19,554
- She BODIED you, nigga.
- 1854
- 01:09:22,389 --> 01:09:24,557
- I felt bad when
- it was a black guy,
- 1855
- 01:09:24,559 --> 01:09:26,625
- but look at all
- his privilege.
- 1856
- 01:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,694
- White kids choosing to be
- homeless so they can act
- 1857
- 01:09:28,696 --> 01:09:32,468
- like Kerouac are the reason
- we don't have communism.
- 1858
- 01:09:37,071 --> 01:09:38,838
- Actually, the reason we
- don't have communism is your
- 1859
- 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,606
- undermining of the
- interracial solidarity and
- 1860
- 01:09:40,608 --> 01:09:42,475
- class consciousness
- of the proletariat.
- 1861
- 01:09:42,477 --> 01:09:44,410
- And you look like you'd
- smoke pumpkin spice
- 1862
- 01:09:44,412 --> 01:09:46,915
- out a junkie's pipe!
- 1863
- 01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:53,953
- <i>Adam.</i>
- 1864
- 01:09:53,955 --> 01:09:55,521
- Hey, babe.
- 1865
- 01:09:55,523 --> 01:09:57,123
- I was hoping we could talk,
- now that we've had
- 1866
- 01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:58,324
- a chance to cool off.
- 1867
- 01:09:58,326 --> 01:09:59,726
- <i>Hmm. It's funny.</i>
- 1868
- 01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:02,598
- <i>This is exactly what your
- father said you would do.</i>
- 1869
- 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:04,931
- You talked to my dad?
- 1870
- 01:10:04,933 --> 01:10:07,133
- About our relationship?
- 1871
- 01:10:07,135 --> 01:10:10,003
- <i>Well, he had some prescient
- insights, actually.</i>
- 1872
- 01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,871
- <i>He pointed out the parallels
- with Dmitry and Katya</i>
- 1873
- 01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:13,571
- - <i>in The Brothers Kara...</i>
- - This conversation is really,
- 1874
- 01:10:13,573 --> 01:10:14,539
- really important to me.
- 1875
- 01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,473
- Can you hold on a second?
- 1876
- 01:10:15,475 --> 01:10:17,710
- I have to take this call.
- 1877
- 01:10:17,712 --> 01:10:18,710
- Yo.
- 1878
- 01:10:18,712 --> 01:10:20,312
- <i>Yo, Adam, what's goody.</i>
- 1879
- 01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:21,347
- Hunnid Gramz!
- 1880
- 01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:22,915
- This is awesome.
- 1881
- 01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:24,183
- It's an honor.
- 1882
- 01:10:24,185 --> 01:10:25,151
- <i>A'ight, word.</i>
- 1883
- 01:10:25,153 --> 01:10:26,552
- <i>Check it out, right.</i>
- 1884
- 01:10:26,554 --> 01:10:28,053
- <i>We got an event end of the
- month where we settin' up</i>
- 1885
- 01:10:28,055 --> 01:10:31,624
- <i>Megaton verse Che to deal with
- all this beef out here, okay.</i>
- 1886
- 01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:34,360
- <i>And I thought it'd be EXTRA
- dope to have a co-headliner:</i>
- 1887
- 01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:38,364
- <i>Adam verse Behn Grym.</i>
- 1888
- 01:10:38,366 --> 01:10:40,102
- Can you hold on a sec?
- 1889
- 01:10:41,536 --> 01:10:43,035
- I have a huge opportunity.
- 1890
- 01:10:43,037 --> 01:10:44,169
- Huge for US.
- 1891
- 01:10:44,171 --> 01:10:46,571
- <i>Is it your window of
- opportunity for begging</i>
- 1892
- 01:10:46,573 --> 01:10:47,807
- <i>for my forgiveness?</i>
- 1893
- 01:10:47,809 --> 01:10:50,176
- - You don't understand...<i>
- - I DON'T understand.</i>
- 1894
- 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,311
- <i>I don't even know who
- the hell you are right now.</i>
- 1895
- 01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:53,245
- <i>Do YOU?</i>
- 1896
- 01:10:53,247 --> 01:10:55,149
- One sec.
- 1897
- 01:10:56,151 --> 01:10:57,249
- Gramz?
- 1898
- 01:10:57,251 --> 01:10:58,551
- <i>Dude, you playing
- hardball, huh?</i>
- 1899
- 01:10:58,553 --> 01:11:00,052
- <i>Tell you what,
- you take the match,</i>
- 1900
- 01:11:00,054 --> 01:11:02,321
- <i>I got five racks for y'all.
- Each.</i>
- 1901
- 01:11:02,323 --> 01:11:06,558
- - It's not about the money...<i>
- - This could be the biggest</i>
- 1902
- 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,994
- <i>match of your career.</i>
- 1903
- 01:11:07,996 --> 01:11:10,495
- <i>People always wanna see the
- master face his protégé, okay.</i>
- 1904
- 01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:13,432
- <i>If you go off,
- you a legend for life.</i>
- 1905
- 01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:17,137
- Okay. I'll take the battle.
- 1906
- 01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:19,438
- <i>WHAT battle?</i>
- 1907
- 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,740
- Maya!
- 1908
- 01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:23,476
- The lifelong battle of
- winning back your trust?
- 1909
- 01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,643
- <i>I'm hanging up now.</i>
- 1910
- 01:11:24,645 --> 01:11:25,645
- No, NO, NO, DON'T.
- 1911
- 01:11:25,647 --> 01:11:27,813
- I'll get rid of
- the other call.
- 1912
- 01:11:27,815 --> 01:11:29,548
- Okay, it's just you
- and me now,
- 1913
- 01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:30,482
- I promise.
- 1914
- 01:11:30,484 --> 01:11:31,417
- <i>WOAH.</i>
- 1915
- 01:11:31,419 --> 01:11:33,151
- <i>I'm just offerin' a match-up.</i>
- 1916
- 01:11:33,153 --> 01:11:34,387
- Wait, who is this?
- 1917
- 01:11:34,389 --> 01:11:36,957
- <i>Hunnid fuckin' Gramz,
- town bizness.</i>
- 1918
- 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,558
- <i>Look, there ain't no
- "you and me" all of a sudden.</i>
- 1919
- 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,694
- <i>I mean, you got some shit,
- but I ain't tryna make</i>
- 1920
- 01:11:41,696 --> 01:11:43,864
- <i>a funny white boy my
- flagship artist or nothing.</i>
- 1921
- 01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:45,899
- <i>No offense.</i>
- 1922
- 01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:47,467
- Yo. I mean, hey.
- 1923
- 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:49,302
- I mean, who...?
- 1924
- 01:11:49,304 --> 01:11:51,370
- <i>So the other call
- is gone?</i>
- 1925
- 01:11:51,372 --> 01:11:53,075
- Right.
- 1926
- 01:11:54,341 --> 01:11:56,875
- Okay, babe, it's done.
- 1927
- 01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:58,043
- <i>What the FUCK
- you call me?</i>
- 1928
- 01:11:58,045 --> 01:12:00,545
- <i>Uh, YOU "the fuck"
- called ME.</i>
- 1929
- 01:12:00,547 --> 01:12:02,214
- <i>What you doin'
- with your voice now?</i>
- 1930
- 01:12:02,216 --> 01:12:05,218
- <i>Offer a white boy some money
- and y'all get weird as shit.</i>
- 1931
- 01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:07,719
- I think I... accidentally
- merged the two calls.
- 1932
- 01:12:07,721 --> 01:12:09,754
- <i>Adam???
- Who is this?</i>
- 1933
- 01:12:09,756 --> 01:12:12,225
- <i>Ohhh, so you
- really IS a bitch.</i>
- 1934
- 01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:13,793
- <i>Yo, your voice sound sexy.</i>
- 1935
- 01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,328
- <i>I like a woman who sounds like
- she 'bout to make</i>
- 1936
- 01:12:15,330 --> 01:12:16,762
- <i>my ass pay alimony.</i>
- 1937
- 01:12:16,764 --> 01:12:18,063
- - Oh, my God.
- - <i>PIG.</i>
- 1938
- 01:12:18,065 --> 01:12:19,832
- <i>And I am not saying
- that because you're black.</i>
- 1939
- 01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:21,100
- <i>And I'm not even assuming
- that you are black.</i>
- 1940
- 01:12:21,102 --> 01:12:23,302
- <i>Damn it, Adam,
- why do you always make me</i>
- 1941
- 01:12:23,304 --> 01:12:24,536
- <i>sound so RACIST?</i>
- 1942
- 01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:26,740
- <i>That's a keeper,
- bruh, f'real f'real.</i>
- 1943
- 01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:29,508
- <i>So what's good
- with the battle?</i>
- 1944
- 01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:32,043
- I'm not doing
- any more battles.
- 1945
- 01:12:32,045 --> 01:12:33,945
- Ever again.
- 1946
- 01:12:33,947 --> 01:12:35,013
- I'm out.
- 1947
- 01:12:35,015 --> 01:12:37,883
- I just lost my
- girlfriend for good,
- 1948
- 01:12:37,885 --> 01:12:40,753
- I got beat up by a vegan,
- and I'm sleeping on
- 1949
- 01:12:40,755 --> 01:12:43,623
- a fucking park bench,
- all because of battle rap.
- 1950
- 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,793
- And you guys don't
- even take me seriously.
- 1951
- 01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:49,094
- Plus, everywhere
- I go people think
- 1952
- 01:12:49,096 --> 01:12:50,996
- I'm some neo-Nazi racist.
- 1953
- 01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:53,066
- It's like I'm walking
- around yelling "chink,
- 1954
- 01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:56,672
- kike, gook, spic, faggot,
- raghead"...
- 1955
- 01:12:58,872 --> 01:13:01,874
- I've been getting reports
- of a homeless man
- 1956
- 01:13:01,876 --> 01:13:07,313
- on this bench verbally
- accosting passersby.
- 1957
- 01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:10,348
- What can you
- tell me about this?
- 1958
- 01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:12,418
- I haven't seen anyone.
- 1959
- 01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:14,723
- I should get to class.
- 1960
- 01:13:33,273 --> 01:13:34,007
- Maya.
- 1961
- 01:13:34,009 --> 01:13:35,208
- Can I talk to
- you for a sec?
- 1962
- 01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:37,310
- You left her stranded
- in a Los Angeles ghetto.
- 1963
- 01:13:37,312 --> 01:13:38,444
- She has nothing
- to say to you.
- 1964
- 01:13:38,446 --> 01:13:39,579
- She left me stranded!...
- 1965
- 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:40,780
- That's not important right now.
- 1966
- 01:13:40,782 --> 01:13:41,780
- Look, Maya, I just
- want you to know that
- 1967
- 01:13:41,782 --> 01:13:43,249
- I'm quitting rap battling.
- 1968
- 01:13:43,251 --> 01:13:44,049
- For real.
- 1969
- 01:13:44,051 --> 01:13:45,218
- It made me into a
- complete asshole.
- 1970
- 01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:46,252
- I totally get it.
- 1971
- 01:13:46,254 --> 01:13:47,085
- Alright, everyone.
- 1972
- 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,088
- As you know, we have
- subject thesis
- 1973
- 01:13:49,090 --> 01:13:50,289
- presentations today.
- 1974
- 01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:54,026
- A brave soul among you
- has volunteered to go first...
- 1975
- 01:13:54,028 --> 01:13:55,227
- Maya.
- 1976
- 01:13:55,229 --> 01:13:57,963
- Oh, please, don't give
- me the sad puppy dog act.
- 1977
- 01:13:57,965 --> 01:13:59,999
- I know you think you're
- the hero of the story,
- 1978
- 01:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,601
- and that I'm just the cliché
- controlling bitch girlfriend
- 1979
- 01:14:02,603 --> 01:14:04,235
- who the audience is
- supposed to hate.
- 1980
- 01:14:04,237 --> 01:14:07,173
- But have you ever stopped
- to think I might be a bitch
- 1981
- 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:08,240
- with a POINT?
- 1982
- 01:14:08,242 --> 01:14:09,843
- That the real problem here
- isn't the TONE of what
- 1983
- 01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:12,214
- I'm saying, it's the CONTENT
- of what you've said?
- 1984
- 01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:16,382
- Your life fails
- the Bechdel test.
- 1985
- 01:14:16,384 --> 01:14:18,517
- - Yasss, bitch.
- - Mmm, get it.
- 1986
- 01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:20,119
- - You okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1987
- 01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:22,454
- Thanks, Mr. Kendall.
- 1988
- 01:14:22,456 --> 01:14:24,490
- So the subject of my thesis is
- 1989
- 01:14:24,492 --> 01:14:26,325
- "The Cultural Legitimization of
- 1990
- 01:14:26,327 --> 01:14:29,895
- White Racism in America as
- 'Free Expression.'"
- 1991
- 01:14:29,897 --> 01:14:32,030
- I plan to trace this idea
- from its emergence in
- 1992
- 01:14:32,032 --> 01:14:34,734
- the mid-20th Century,
- when racism became
- 1993
- 01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:36,968
- less forthright and more
- coded, through today,
- 1994
- 01:14:36,970 --> 01:14:38,137
- when it has become
- particularly salient...
- 1995
- 01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:39,938
- <i>Look, I understand
- where you coming from.</i>
- 1996
- 01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,008
- <i>I wanna quit this
- shit half the time too.</i>
- 1997
- 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,776
- <i>And you think I really
- wanna battle a homie?</i>
- 1998
- 01:14:44,778 --> 01:14:46,244
- <i>It's five Gs on the line.</i>
- 1999
- 01:14:46,246 --> 01:14:48,448
- <i>And I know my family could
- really use that money.</i>
- 2000
- 01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,016
- <i>We got a few
- unexpected bills,</i>
- 2001
- 01:14:50,018 --> 01:14:51,584
- <i>for Grace.</i>
- 2002
- 01:14:51,586 --> 01:14:53,017
- <i>I'm not gonna
- bore you with that.</i>
- 2003
- 01:14:53,019 --> 01:14:54,686
- <i>I'm just asking
- you, as a friend.</i>
- 2004
- 01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:56,088
- <i>Would you please
- take the battle?</i>
- 2005
- 01:14:56,090 --> 01:14:57,323
- <i>Why are you even
- talking to that</i>
- 2006
- 01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:59,924
- <i>"I don't see color" -type
- racist ass bum?</i>
- 2007
- 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:02,928
- <i>I told you, Young White
- Privilege ain't trying to</i>
- 2008
- 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,629
- <i>help nobody but
- his damn self.</i>
- 2009
- 01:15:04,631 --> 01:15:06,198
- <i>Old dumb motherfucker.</i>
- 2010
- 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,700
- One interesting example
- in the 21st Century context
- 2011
- 01:15:07,702 --> 01:15:08,968
- is battle rap.
- 2012
- 01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,869
- Now what started as an
- authentic African-American
- 2013
- 01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:12,705
- experience has
- been co-opted,
- 2014
- 01:15:12,707 --> 01:15:15,240
- like so many other things,
- by white supremacists,
- 2015
- 01:15:15,242 --> 01:15:19,078
- as a space to say
- obscenely racist things
- 2016
- 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,716
- under the guise of
- "competition."
- 2017
- 01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:26,451
- Trigger warning: in
- addition to its vile racism,
- 2018
- 01:15:26,453 --> 01:15:28,588
- this video contains transphobia,
- 2019
- 01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:29,888
- slut shaming,
- 2020
- 01:15:29,890 --> 01:15:32,326
- and an enormous douchebag.
- 2021
- 01:15:33,728 --> 01:15:35,526
- <i>Even Asian bitches
- won't fuck you,</i>
- 2022
- 01:15:35,528 --> 01:15:37,295
- <i>that means you're hella frail /</i>
- 2023
- 01:15:37,297 --> 01:15:39,499
- <i>Ordering tuna at
- sushi is the only time</i>
- 2024
- 01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:40,767
- <i>you get yellow tail /...</i>
- 2025
- 01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:42,401
- <i>You just take a little
- cut from the trees /...</i>
- 2026
- 01:15:42,403 --> 01:15:44,337
- <i>'Cause you really don't know
- what you're fucking with</i>
- 2027
- 01:15:44,339 --> 01:15:48,743
- <i>like you had a one-night
- stand... in Thailand.</i>
- 2028
- 01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,313
- <i>FAGGOT!!!</i>
- 2029
- 01:15:58,051 --> 01:15:59,886
- The f-slur, Adam?
- Really?
- 2030
- 01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:02,120
- That's not only offensive,
- it's offensively basic.
- 2031
- 01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,656
- You can bet your guilao ass
- that EVERY Asian on campus
- 2032
- 01:16:04,658 --> 01:16:05,725
- is going to know about this.
- 2033
- 01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:06,959
- Well, I thought
- it was hilarious.
- 2034
- 01:16:06,961 --> 01:16:08,761
- I don't even mind that
- you used that word...
- 2035
- 01:16:08,763 --> 01:16:11,364
- you've always been
- a faggot to me.
- 2036
- 01:16:11,366 --> 01:16:12,300
- Thank you.
- 2037
- 01:16:22,977 --> 01:16:24,810
- Oh, I can come back,
- if you're busy.
- 2038
- 01:16:24,812 --> 01:16:25,844
- No, come on in.
- 2039
- 01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:27,815
- Have a seat.
- 2040
- 01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:31,784
- What are you doing here?
- 2041
- 01:16:31,786 --> 01:16:34,085
- I'm kind of... homeless.
- 2042
- 01:16:34,087 --> 01:16:36,789
- I was wondering if
- I could stay with you.
- 2043
- 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,360
- For a few days.
- 2044
- 01:16:39,594 --> 01:16:41,561
- No.
- 2045
- 01:16:41,563 --> 01:16:43,027
- Why do you smell
- like cocoa butter?
- 2046
- 01:16:43,029 --> 01:16:45,230
- Well, I spent the last
- week sleeping on a bench.
- 2047
- 01:16:45,232 --> 01:16:47,467
- The last homeless guy
- left a bottle there.
- 2048
- 01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,734
- My skin was all dry.
- 2049
- 01:16:48,736 --> 01:16:50,305
- You know what I mean.
- 2050
- 01:16:51,505 --> 01:16:54,539
- I don't mean you,
- I just mean,
- 2051
- 01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:56,441
- because you're a nurse.
- 2052
- 01:16:56,443 --> 01:16:58,546
- I'm the Dean of this school.
- 2053
- 01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:03,248
- So after Maya showed that
- video of your "battle"
- 2054
- 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,982
- in class yesterday,
- that went viral.
- 2055
- 01:17:04,984 --> 01:17:06,886
- The administration is now
- 2056
- 01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,587
- under a lot of pressure to act.
- 2057
- 01:17:08,589 --> 01:17:11,323
- You know how sensitive
- the climate is towards racism
- 2058
- 01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:14,727
- and appropriation...
- and your performance was
- 2059
- 01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:16,896
- downright Iggy Azalean.
- 2060
- 01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:18,498
- Why does the school
- care about what I do
- 2061
- 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,365
- in my private life?
- 2062
- 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,933
- It's 2018, there is
- no private life.
- 2063
- 01:17:21,935 --> 01:17:24,904
- The university cannot
- afford a scandal right now.
- 2064
- 01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,406
- The Asian American Association
- is ready to turn this
- 2065
- 01:17:27,408 --> 01:17:28,941
- into Bien Dien Phu,
- 2066
- 01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:31,243
- and the Jewish Law
- Students' Association
- 2067
- 01:17:31,245 --> 01:17:34,012
- is already filing a harassment
- lawsuit against the campus.
- 2068
- 01:17:34,014 --> 01:17:35,949
- I didn't say anything
- about Jewish people.
- 2069
- 01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:38,049
- Well, that may well be,
- but many members of the JSLA are
- 2070
- 01:17:38,051 --> 01:17:40,585
- dating members of the
- Asian American Association.
- 2071
- 01:17:40,587 --> 01:17:44,390
- So what do you have against
- interracial relationships?
- 2072
- 01:17:44,392 --> 01:17:45,390
- Huh?
- 2073
- 01:17:45,392 --> 01:17:48,927
- And there's the added
- visibility factor of
- 2074
- 01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:50,396
- me being your father.
- 2075
- 01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,966
- Like it or not,
- people notice when Kylo Ren
- 2076
- 01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:55,567
- has a Force tantrum because
- he's Han Solo's son.
- 2077
- 01:17:55,569 --> 01:17:56,768
- Sorry, Dean... spoilers.
- 2078
- 01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:59,471
- I know this looks bad, but it's
- all for my thesis subject,
- 2079
- 01:17:59,473 --> 01:18:01,539
- which is on the use
- of the word "nigga"...
- 2080
- 01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:03,174
- EXCUSE ME???
- 2081
- 01:18:03,176 --> 01:18:06,611
- Sorry, Behn Grym told me that
- it's more respectful to say
- 2082
- 01:18:06,613 --> 01:18:08,013
- "nigga."
- 2083
- 01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:12,151
- The rock monster from
- the Fantastic Four
- 2084
- 01:18:12,153 --> 01:18:15,353
- said you could us
- the N-word?...
- 2085
- 01:18:15,355 --> 01:18:16,323
- He's black.
- 2086
- 01:18:18,693 --> 01:18:19,691
- I gotta go to class.
- 2087
- 01:18:19,693 --> 01:18:21,026
- Actually, you don't.
- 2088
- 01:18:21,028 --> 01:18:22,061
- Effectively immediately
- 2089
- 01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,361
- - your scholarship is being...
- - What?
- 2090
- 01:18:23,363 --> 01:18:25,431
- Thirty years in academia,
- and every man still thinks
- 2091
- 01:18:25,433 --> 01:18:28,366
- his balls have the
- right to interrupt me.
- 2092
- 01:18:28,368 --> 01:18:31,637
- I said that effective
- immediately your scholarship
- 2093
- 01:18:31,639 --> 01:18:32,737
- is being suspended.
- 2094
- 01:18:32,739 --> 01:18:34,071
- Don't look at me.
- 2095
- 01:18:34,073 --> 01:18:35,607
- I gotta think about
- my own situation here.
- 2096
- 01:18:35,609 --> 01:18:38,444
- If I'm seen publicly
- supporting your comments,
- 2097
- 01:18:38,446 --> 01:18:39,477
- I'll be like the next
- 2098
- 01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:41,547
- "insert whatever the
- Internet is mad at today."
- 2099
- 01:18:41,549 --> 01:18:42,615
- So you're disowning me?
- 2100
- 01:18:42,617 --> 01:18:44,816
- Adam, use a less plutocratic
- word than disowning.
- 2101
- 01:18:44,818 --> 01:18:45,884
- I'm not a racist.
- 2102
- 01:18:45,886 --> 01:18:47,018
- How can you judge
- someone based off
- 2103
- 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,454
- one clip on YouTube?
- 2104
- 01:18:48,456 --> 01:18:50,755
- Because I wrote the book.
- 2105
- 01:18:50,757 --> 01:18:52,594
- Several.
- 2106
- 01:18:55,895 --> 01:18:57,663
- "People pay for what they do,
- 2107
- 01:18:57,665 --> 01:19:01,670
- and still more for what they
- allow themselves to become."
- 2108
- 01:19:02,403 --> 01:19:04,035
- James Baldwin.
- 2109
- 01:19:04,037 --> 01:19:05,304
- And to quote a
- more contemporary
- 2110
- 01:19:05,306 --> 01:19:07,039
- African-American writer,
- that was the realest shit
- 2111
- 01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:09,074
- he ever wrote.
- 2112
- 01:19:09,076 --> 01:19:11,944
- Well... if Karamazov
- DID commit patricide,
- 2113
- 01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:14,646
- then I wouldn't be
- that surprised.
- 2114
- 01:19:14,648 --> 01:19:16,815
- That's precisely the
- rhetoric I can't abide.
- 2115
- 01:19:16,817 --> 01:19:19,785
- Well, I am being bastardized.
- 2116
- 01:19:19,787 --> 01:19:22,320
- Are you trying to satirize?
- 2117
- 01:19:22,322 --> 01:19:25,191
- If did, then would
- you be satisfied?
- 2118
- 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:28,660
- Stop rhyming,
- you little shit!
- 2119
- 01:19:28,662 --> 01:19:31,333
- This family is fucked up.
- 2120
- 01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:51,917
- Safe space, not hate space!
- 2121
- 01:19:51,919 --> 01:19:53,852
- Asian Americans against Adam!
- 2122
- 01:19:53,854 --> 01:19:57,722
- We will not excuse
- horrific racist slander
- 2123
- 01:19:57,724 --> 01:19:59,491
- just because it rhymes!
- 2124
- 01:19:59,493 --> 01:20:03,928
- Intolerance will
- not be tolerated!
- 2125
- 01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:05,063
- THERE HE IS!
- 2126
- 01:20:05,065 --> 01:20:06,832
- Remember, this is
- a peaceful protest...
- 2127
- 01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:07,966
- resist the understandable urge
- 2128
- 01:20:07,968 --> 01:20:09,869
- to tear his limbs from his body.
- 2129
- 01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:11,204
- Go jerk off to anime!
- 2130
- 01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:12,236
- Delete your account.
- 2131
- 01:20:12,238 --> 01:20:13,704
- You've got everybody out here
- 2132
- 01:20:13,706 --> 01:20:16,008
- getting our culture fucked up.
- 2133
- 01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:16,976
- Again.
- 2134
- 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:17,910
- Thanks for that.
- 2135
- 01:20:17,912 --> 01:20:19,878
- Get woke, cocksucker.
- 2136
- 01:20:21,748 --> 01:20:23,582
- Behn?...
- 2137
- 01:20:23,584 --> 01:20:24,783
- I'm in.
- 2138
- 01:20:24,785 --> 01:20:26,451
- Let's do it.
- 2139
- 01:20:26,453 --> 01:20:28,590
- Oakland... IS
- Y'ALL IN HERE???
- 2140
- 01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:33,091
- The main events we got
- comin' up are gonna be
- 2141
- 01:20:33,093 --> 01:20:35,026
- institutionalized
- for their insanity,
- 2142
- 01:20:35,028 --> 01:20:37,429
- but don't sleep on the two
- dope-ass spitters
- 2143
- 01:20:37,431 --> 01:20:40,298
- that we got right here,
- right now.
- 2144
- 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:43,235
- Now, I know you heard all
- the jokes about Asian men
- 2145
- 01:20:43,237 --> 01:20:45,370
- never gettin' together
- with black women...
- 2146
- 01:20:45,372 --> 01:20:47,306
- but fuck did, we did it, y'all.
- 2147
- 01:20:47,308 --> 01:20:49,641
- KBL breakin' down
- all types a barriers,
- 2148
- 01:20:49,643 --> 01:20:51,576
- ya dig?
- 2149
- 01:20:51,578 --> 01:20:53,081
- You ready for this?
- 2150
- 01:20:53,781 --> 01:20:55,246
- I hope so.
- 2151
- 01:20:55,248 --> 01:20:57,482
- This is a special
- ONE-round matchup.
- 2152
- 01:20:57,484 --> 01:20:59,552
- Both rappers
- requested this,
- 2153
- 01:20:59,554 --> 01:21:01,954
- so you know it's gonna
- be some coldass shit.
- 2154
- 01:21:01,956 --> 01:21:04,121
- Rapper on my
- right, state your name.
- 2155
- 01:21:04,123 --> 01:21:05,892
- Devine Wright,
- 'cause I'm the motherfuckin'
- 2156
- 01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:08,360
- queen of this shit!
- 2157
- 01:21:08,362 --> 01:21:11,295
- Nervous rapper on the left,
- state your name, soldier.
- 2158
- 01:21:11,297 --> 01:21:13,699
- Prospek, representing
- K-Town, Los Angeles.
- 2159
- 01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:16,035
- Stand the fuck up.
- 2160
- 01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:17,302
- You looking like you
- drank from the wrong
- 2161
- 01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,338
- Grail or some shit.
- 2162
- 01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:20,472
- You good?
- 2163
- 01:21:20,474 --> 01:21:21,740
- I'm good.
- 2164
- 01:21:21,742 --> 01:21:23,709
- Respect for taking the match.
- 2165
- 01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:26,344
- Check should definitely help.
- 2166
- 01:21:26,346 --> 01:21:28,246
- Grace, she's doing good.
- 2167
- 01:21:28,248 --> 01:21:29,582
- This should be
- good for you, man,
- 2168
- 01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:30,449
- I hope you kill it.
- 2169
- 01:21:30,451 --> 01:21:31,816
- I can't wait to
- see what you've got.
- 2170
- 01:21:31,818 --> 01:21:32,985
- Right.
- 2171
- 01:21:32,987 --> 01:21:34,419
- I got some shit.
- 2172
- 01:21:34,421 --> 01:21:37,088
- Either way we goin' be boys.
- 2173
- 01:21:37,090 --> 01:21:39,857
- After all, you don't
- do personals, right?
- 2174
- 01:21:39,859 --> 01:21:41,595
- Right.
- 2175
- 01:21:45,099 --> 01:21:46,868
- I'll let you do your thing.
- 2176
- 01:21:51,304 --> 01:21:53,504
- Now Devine chose to go first,
- 2177
- 01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:56,411
- so it's all on you,
- Queen, let's get it.
- 2178
- 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,379
- Fuck this Asian
- motherfucker!!!
- 2179
- 01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:05,183
- Fuck this kamikaze
- plane, Tamagotchi playin',
- 2180
- 01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,085
- shots of saki takin'
- motherfucker
- 2181
- 01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:08,456
- What the fuck?
- 2182
- 01:22:09,157 --> 01:22:10,321
- Ooh, I get it.
- 2183
- 01:22:10,323 --> 01:22:13,292
- Fuck Lucy Liu and Sulu too /
- 2184
- 01:22:13,294 --> 01:22:15,293
- Fuck your ninja stars,
- your Subaru,
- 2185
- 01:22:15,295 --> 01:22:19,365
- fuck Buddha and Confucius too /
- 2186
- 01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:21,533
- Wait, actually I don't know if
- I should be rhyming all that,
- 2187
- 01:22:21,535 --> 01:22:23,401
- I don't know how
- China attacks /
- 2188
- 01:22:23,403 --> 01:22:24,802
- I'm not trying to
- get a cyber-attack or
- 2189
- 01:22:24,804 --> 01:22:26,972
- - trying to get hacked
- - He's disrespectful!
- 2190
- 01:22:26,974 --> 01:22:29,341
- If you were on your death bed
- and saw your life in a flash /
- 2191
- 01:22:29,343 --> 01:22:30,674
- It would be
- you designing an app,
- 2192
- 01:22:30,676 --> 01:22:34,079
- dining on cats, and
- doing science and math
- 2193
- 01:22:34,081 --> 01:22:35,181
- What the fuck is he doing?
- 2194
- 01:22:35,183 --> 01:22:37,348
- This fool is killing
- HIMSELF right now!
- 2195
- 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:40,619
- Samurais take this hari-kari
- shit seriously, bruh!
- 2196
- 01:22:40,621 --> 01:22:42,088
- Your family's either
- making Civics
- 2197
- 01:22:42,090 --> 01:22:43,989
- or has a nail and
- facial business /
- 2198
- 01:22:43,991 --> 01:22:45,289
- I'm surprised the movie Crash
- 2199
- 01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:46,892
- didn't have more
- Asians in it
- 2200
- 01:22:46,894 --> 01:22:48,494
- That's foul.
- 2201
- 01:22:48,496 --> 01:22:49,360
- That's foul.
- 2202
- 01:22:49,362 --> 01:22:50,663
- Why is it so hard
- for you to drive?/
- 2203
- 01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:52,263
- I seen Crouching Tiger,
- Hidden Dragon,
- 2204
- 01:22:52,265 --> 01:22:54,833
- you motherfuckers
- used to fly /
- 2205
- 01:22:54,835 --> 01:22:57,936
- You know what you call goin'
- with an Asian on a Uber ride?...
- 2206
- 01:22:57,938 --> 01:22:58,904
- What's that?
- 2207
- 01:22:58,906 --> 01:23:00,873
- Suicide!
- 2208
- 01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:03,709
- If I cut your voice box
- I bet you'd bleed soy sauce /
- 2209
- 01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:06,210
- When you're at the arcade
- they mistakin'
- 2210
- 01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:08,347
- your eyes for the coin slots /
- 2211
- 01:23:08,349 --> 01:23:10,048
- This Asian is an
- overachiever,
- 2212
- 01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:13,285
- you be catchin' more dogs than
- you can store in the freezer /
- 2213
- 01:23:13,287 --> 01:23:16,154
- Your idea of playing catch
- is throwing a cleaver
- 2214
- 01:23:16,156 --> 01:23:18,760
- at a golden retriever /
- 2215
- 01:23:19,827 --> 01:23:21,761
- So if I call you a rice farming,
- 2216
- 01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:23,329
- bootlegging, dry cleaning,
- 2217
- 01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:25,964
- bad driving piece of shit
- and these dudes'll laugh /
- 2218
- 01:23:25,966 --> 01:23:27,900
- And if you're wondering
- why I'm dissing Asians...
- 2219
- 01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:29,904
- you do the math
- 2220
- 01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,640
- I don't know what
- the fuck just happened,
- 2221
- 01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:37,476
- but I love what
- the fuck just happened.
- 2222
- 01:23:37,478 --> 01:23:40,279
- Devine, I know you not
- gonna let him talk to him,
- 2223
- 01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:41,946
- I mean talk to you
- like that, right?
- 2224
- 01:23:41,948 --> 01:23:42,815
- Hell no.
- 2225
- 01:23:42,817 --> 01:23:44,652
- A'ight, let's get it then.
- 2226
- 01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:49,454
- This bitch got at me
- for being Asian,
- 2227
- 01:23:49,456 --> 01:23:52,624
- mmm... but came
- with some weak shit/
- 2228
- 01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:56,227
- So now I gotta get
- on my shit dissing ladies...
- 2229
- 01:23:56,229 --> 01:23:59,832
- 'cause that's clearly
- what she is!
- 2230
- 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:04,203
- Ain't no vaginoplast'
- 2231
- 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,870
- that can give her
- a tighter snatch /
- 2232
- 01:24:05,872 --> 01:24:08,406
- This bitch got a wider
- gap than the income
- 2233
- 01:24:08,408 --> 01:24:11,075
- between white and black.
- 2234
- 01:24:11,077 --> 01:24:12,209
- That's a wide gap!
- 2235
- 01:24:12,211 --> 01:24:13,244
- That's a wide gap!
- 2236
- 01:24:13,246 --> 01:24:14,879
- If she ain't giving up
- the pussy,
- 2237
- 01:24:14,881 --> 01:24:17,615
- you could get sucked then,
- that's a black ho /
- 2238
- 01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:20,785
- I said even if she ain't
- giving up the pussy,
- 2239
- 01:24:20,787 --> 01:24:25,290
- you could get sucked in,
- that's a black hole! /
- 2240
- 01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:27,424
- Before I even let
- the gun kiss her
- 2241
- 01:24:27,426 --> 01:24:29,761
- I'ma give this bitch a Tic Tac /
- 2242
- 01:24:29,763 --> 01:24:31,196
- Whoo!
- 2243
- 01:24:31,198 --> 01:24:33,701
- 'Cause I'm brushin' so loud What
- she's spitting got a kickback! /
- 2244
- 01:24:35,736 --> 01:24:39,271
- They be havin' stage fright
- when I whip out this dick /
- 2245
- 01:24:39,273 --> 01:24:40,504
- 'Cause it'll make
- a bitch choke
- 2246
- 01:24:40,506 --> 01:24:43,575
- and then forget how to spit /
- 2247
- 01:24:43,577 --> 01:24:45,444
- She too ugly to even
- feed her the D,
- 2248
- 01:24:45,446 --> 01:24:47,346
- the only way a nigga
- keep her in Gs /
- 2249
- 01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:49,147
- If she Ayesha Curry
- and her cookin' make
- 2250
- 01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:51,551
- niggas weak in the knees /
- 2251
- 01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:55,221
- She be having welfare babies,
- 2252
- 01:24:55,223 --> 01:24:56,722
- but I give
- the hustle respect /...
- 2253
- 01:24:56,724 --> 01:25:00,892
- 'Cause we both sonnin'
- niggas just for the check!!! /
- 2254
- 01:25:00,894 --> 01:25:03,561
- I know y'all confused
- by what we doin',
- 2255
- 01:25:03,563 --> 01:25:05,163
- so check it...
- we just figured /
- 2256
- 01:25:05,165 --> 01:25:06,699
- We'd flip the same shit
- 2257
- 01:25:06,701 --> 01:25:09,234
- we always hear
- from you fuck niggas! /
- 2258
- 01:25:09,236 --> 01:25:11,102
- So yo Pro,
- we killed this shit,
- 2259
- 01:25:11,104 --> 01:25:14,371
- we fuckin' em up, nigga /
- And for the rest of y'all,
- 2260
- 01:25:14,373 --> 01:25:16,275
- you can do them cliché bars...
- 2261
- 01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:19,881
- but you can't do them
- better than US, nigga!
- 2262
- 01:25:22,315 --> 01:25:24,749
- Devine won that clearly,
- no debating.
- 2263
- 01:25:24,751 --> 01:25:27,185
- Yeah, but she was goin'
- at herself basically.
- 2264
- 01:25:27,187 --> 01:25:28,654
- So...
- 2265
- 01:25:28,656 --> 01:25:29,655
- Prospek won?
- 2266
- 01:25:29,657 --> 01:25:31,856
- Nah, Prospek lost,
- but he was dissin' Asians,
- 2267
- 01:25:31,858 --> 01:25:33,058
- which means he...
- 2268
- 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,860
- beat himself?
- 2269
- 01:25:34,862 --> 01:25:36,861
- We need algebra
- for this shit, bruh.
- 2270
- 01:25:36,863 --> 01:25:39,063
- That's some shit that could
- only happen in Oakland,
- 2271
- 01:25:39,065 --> 01:25:40,298
- you feel me?
- 2272
- 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,200
- Make some noise for those
- fools bodying everbody
- 2273
- 01:25:42,202 --> 01:25:44,402
- within a five-mile
- radius with that shit!
- 2274
- 01:25:44,404 --> 01:25:45,838
- That worked out perfect.
- 2275
- 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:46,571
- Hell yeah!
- 2276
- 01:25:46,573 --> 01:25:48,073
- Your female bars
- were craaaazy.
- 2277
- 01:25:48,075 --> 01:25:49,274
- Yo, your Asian bars, too.
- 2278
- 01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:51,243
- They gon' make China
- a no-fly zone for you.
- 2279
- 01:25:51,245 --> 01:25:52,511
- That shit was wild, bro.
- 2280
- 01:25:52,513 --> 01:25:54,146
- Y'all took me on a
- roller coaster of emotions.
- 2281
- 01:25:54,148 --> 01:25:56,914
- I don't know how many people
- here GOT what y'all did.
- 2282
- 01:25:56,916 --> 01:25:57,615
- Pure genius.
- 2283
- 01:25:57,617 --> 01:26:00,317
- Your sensei would be proud, bro.
- 2284
- 01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:01,919
- Oh, he died.
- 2285
- 01:26:01,921 --> 01:26:02,954
- Wait... for real?
- 2286
- 01:26:02,956 --> 01:26:04,457
- Yeah. He got in another fight
- at the restaurant
- 2287
- 01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,790
- and one dude pulled
- a knife out.
- 2288
- 01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:07,258
- Roundhoused like four dudes
- before he dropped though.
- 2289
- 01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:09,194
- Went out like a G.
- 2290
- 01:26:09,196 --> 01:26:10,228
- Respect.
- 2291
- 01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:11,429
- Dope battle, anyway.
- 2292
- 01:26:11,431 --> 01:26:12,998
- We gonna need a minute
- to recover from that.
- 2293
- 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,134
- But comin' up next though,
- we got my man
- 2294
- 01:26:16,136 --> 01:26:20,172
- Behn Grym versus Adam.
- Okay.
- 2295
- 01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:21,272
- Where the hell is Adam at?
- 2296
- 01:26:21,274 --> 01:26:23,075
- Adam, come to the ring.
- 2297
- 01:26:23,077 --> 01:26:24,342
- Where is Adam?
- 2298
- 01:26:24,344 --> 01:26:26,544
- Why is the white
- boy on CP time?
- 2299
- 01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,112
- <i>You thought since
- I'm a white boy</i>
- 2300
- 01:26:28,114 --> 01:26:29,380
- <i>that he would scare me pale? /</i>
- 2301
- 01:26:29,382 --> 01:26:31,083
- <i>You can't rep
- the brothers Grym,</i>
- 2302
- 01:26:31,085 --> 01:26:32,450
- <i>your life is a fairy tale</i>
- 2303
- 01:26:32,452 --> 01:26:33,918
- <i>Get hit with
- a combo breaker,</i>
- 2304
- 01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,485
- <i>the Boston strangler,</i>
- 2305
- 01:26:34,487 --> 01:26:35,620
- <i>from the Casa de Vega,</i>
- 2306
- 01:26:35,622 --> 01:26:37,489
- <i>you soccer player
- slash commentator,</i>
- 2307
- 01:26:37,491 --> 01:26:38,723
- <i>La Bamba singer,</i>
- 2308
- 01:26:38,725 --> 01:26:40,625
- <i>shout out to all the
- Spanish Armada raiders,</i>
- 2309
- 01:26:40,627 --> 01:26:41,825
- <i>that came through
- your fuckin' crib</i>
- 2310
- 01:26:41,827 --> 01:26:44,131
- <i>and took your mom
- and raped her.</i>
- 2311
- 01:26:50,970 --> 01:26:52,038
- Good luck.
- 2312
- 01:26:56,143 --> 01:26:58,677
- This is it... the first
- main event of the night.
- 2313
- 01:26:58,679 --> 01:27:00,913
- Master versus protégé.
- 2314
- 01:27:00,915 --> 01:27:03,048
- Sensei versus student.
- 2315
- 01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:04,717
- Jedi versus Padawan.
- 2316
- 01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:06,819
- The rapper on my right
- needs no introduction.
- 2317
- 01:27:06,821 --> 01:27:09,387
- He's a Bay Area LEGEND,
- so put some respeck
- 2318
- 01:27:09,389 --> 01:27:11,459
- on his name.
- 2319
- 01:27:11,959 --> 01:27:13,057
- Behn Grym.
- 2320
- 01:27:13,059 --> 01:27:15,192
- Rapper on my left,
- he may need an intro or two...
- 2321
- 01:27:15,194 --> 01:27:17,195
- Let's just fucking do this.
- 2322
- 01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:18,530
- A'ight.
- 2323
- 01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:21,466
- Adam won the coin toss,
- so it's two minutes on Behn.
- 2324
- 01:27:21,468 --> 01:27:23,037
- Let's work.
- 2325
- 01:27:24,237 --> 01:27:26,640
- Yeah, that's what
- I'm talkin' about!
- 2326
- 01:27:38,018 --> 01:27:41,587
- They talkin' wild out here,
- like I ain't better than
- 2327
- 01:27:41,589 --> 01:27:43,989
- my own protégé /
- 2328
- 01:27:43,991 --> 01:27:47,558
- Well, you and Megaton
- both takin' Ls tonight,
- 2329
- 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:50,630
- 'cause he ain't even
- a pro to Che!
- 2330
- 01:27:52,832 --> 01:27:57,335
- And as for Adam, the mack'll
- more (Macklemore) than hurt him,
- 2331
- 01:27:57,337 --> 01:27:59,637
- you'll get lowered into
- an open grave /
- 2332
- 01:27:59,639 --> 01:28:01,039
- You thrift shoppin'...
- 2333
- 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:04,442
- you get put in a suit
- off some throwaways /
- 2334
- 01:28:04,444 --> 01:28:06,844
- Red-headed
- bitches is freaks,
- 2335
- 01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:10,414
- 'cause me and his mom
- known to get wild /
- 2336
- 01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:11,783
- It's more than a metaphor
- 2337
- 01:28:11,785 --> 01:28:15,219
- when I treat this
- redhead like my stepchild
- 2338
- 01:28:15,221 --> 01:28:16,387
- He smashed your mom?
- 2339
- 01:28:16,389 --> 01:28:17,856
- Look at his face!
- Look at his face!
- 2340
- 01:28:17,858 --> 01:28:20,258
- And we didn't even
- make it to the room,
- 2341
- 01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:21,892
- I smashed her in the lobby/
- 2342
- 01:28:21,894 --> 01:28:23,895
- I'm like a priest at
- the communion,
- 2343
- 01:28:23,897 --> 01:28:27,001
- I'll turn this
- cracker into a body!/
- 2344
- 01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:33,038
- He performs spoken word,
- so after I slam this poet
- 2345
- 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:36,408
- he'll feel back in his prime /
- 'Cause I ain't gotta clap him,
- 2346
- 01:28:36,410 --> 01:28:39,276
- I just snap him after
- his lines /
- 2347
- 01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:42,079
- So it was never really right
- to call this cat a rookie /
- 2348
- 01:28:42,081 --> 01:28:45,216
- You know spoken word
- is like a dental dam...
- 2349
- 01:28:45,218 --> 01:28:48,022
- it's just a (w)rap for pussies /
- 2350
- 01:28:52,026 --> 01:28:54,159
- His mom and dad is rich,
- 2351
- 01:28:54,161 --> 01:28:56,994
- so if we rob him it's more
- than snatchin' a chain /
- 2352
- 01:28:56,996 --> 01:28:58,864
- I'll hit him with the silver
- spoon so far back
- 2353
- 01:28:58,866 --> 01:29:02,303
- in his mouth, he gets
- stabbed in the brain /
- 2354
- 01:29:05,471 --> 01:29:07,371
- I'll revoke your hood pass,
- 2355
- 01:29:07,373 --> 01:29:09,341
- make sure you not
- good in here /
- 2356
- 01:29:09,343 --> 01:29:11,008
- His last name is Merkin,
- 2357
- 01:29:11,010 --> 01:29:14,846
- so you know we got a
- fake pussy here (hair)!/
- 2358
- 01:29:14,848 --> 01:29:17,716
- You a culture thief,
- a vulture, a leech /
- 2359
- 01:29:17,718 --> 01:29:20,185
- Why you usin' the voice
- that black people use
- 2360
- 01:29:20,187 --> 01:29:23,088
- to talk to police? /
- 2361
- 01:29:23,090 --> 01:29:25,423
- You grew up at Broadway
- and Park Place,
- 2362
- 01:29:25,425 --> 01:29:27,025
- you not in these streets /
- 2363
- 01:29:27,027 --> 01:29:32,164
- I'll put the iron to this square
- like a Monopoly piece! /
- 2364
- 01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:35,834
- He so mad he can't be
- black that he's bitter /
- 2365
- 01:29:35,836 --> 01:29:38,302
- When teachers asked what he
- wanna be when he grew up,
- 2366
- 01:29:38,304 --> 01:29:41,775
- he answered, "A nigga." /
- 2367
- 01:29:44,444 --> 01:29:48,112
- So, outta spite,
- he became a Klansman,
- 2368
- 01:29:48,114 --> 01:29:51,016
- but black men is what
- this faggot is in-ta /
- 2369
- 01:29:51,018 --> 01:29:52,517
- How you K. K. K.
- 2370
- 01:29:52,519 --> 01:29:54,285
- when you fuck black men?
- 2371
- 01:29:54,287 --> 01:29:58,292
- You the Kardashian sisters! /
- 2372
- 01:29:59,792 --> 01:30:01,793
- All your shit
- for Pro was racist,
- 2373
- 01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:04,462
- but you say you NOT racist?
- 2374
- 01:30:04,464 --> 01:30:06,030
- That's some crazy stuff /
- 2375
- 01:30:06,032 --> 01:30:07,298
- This nigga start every sentence
- 2376
- 01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:11,771
- he ever say with
- "I hate to be racist, but... "/
- 2377
- 01:30:12,839 --> 01:30:15,106
- You a high-in-salt type cracker,
- 2378
- 01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,308
- when I'm done with this
- soft white rapper /
- 2379
- 01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:23,116
- He'll be online after typin'
- "All Lives Matter!"
- 2380
- 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:28,254
- Make some noise!
- 2381
- 01:30:32,759 --> 01:30:35,696
- Black lives matter, Adam!
- 2382
- 01:30:37,764 --> 01:30:39,698
- You said my mom's a whore?
- 2383
- 01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:42,670
- Yeah, he did say that.
- 2384
- 01:30:45,805 --> 01:30:47,239
- Well, you're right.
- 2385
- 01:30:47,241 --> 01:30:49,740
- So it's time you got
- some viral shots /
- 2386
- 01:30:49,742 --> 01:30:52,009
- 'Cause if it burns
- when you piss now,
- 2387
- 01:30:52,011 --> 01:30:54,713
- you know why they call
- her a fire-crotch!
- 2388
- 01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:57,216
- He fuckin' you up already, man.
- 2389
- 01:30:57,218 --> 01:30:58,616
- That boy don't play.
- 2390
- 01:30:58,618 --> 01:31:01,285
- What, you thought since
- I'm a white boy
- 2391
- 01:31:01,287 --> 01:31:02,987
- that he would scare me pale? /
- 2392
- 01:31:02,989 --> 01:31:05,255
- You can't rep
- the brothers Grym,
- 2393
- 01:31:05,257 --> 01:31:07,292
- your life is a fairy tale
- 2394
- 01:31:07,294 --> 01:31:10,862
- Wow, Brother Grym.
- 2395
- 01:31:10,864 --> 01:31:13,798
- You and your wife are on
- some Boy Meets World shit,
- 2396
- 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,165
- and she's at best average /
- 2397
- 01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,002
- You've been with one
- bitch your whole life,
- 2398
- 01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:19,974
- don't try to tell me Behn's
- savage (Ben Savage) /
- 2399
- 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,908
- He doesn't have a set
- he's bangin',
- 2400
- 01:31:23,910 --> 01:31:26,712
- he was busy wedding plannin' /
- 2401
- 01:31:26,714 --> 01:31:28,079
- How're you gonna make that
- 2402
- 01:31:28,081 --> 01:31:32,052
- bitch Topanga when her pussy
- looks like Topanga Canyon!
- 2403
- 01:31:32,818 --> 01:31:34,386
- Is that shit true?
- 2404
- 01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:36,420
- You only been
- with one bitch?
- 2405
- 01:31:36,422 --> 01:31:37,355
- Nigga!
- 2406
- 01:31:37,357 --> 01:31:39,289
- You need to experience life!
- 2407
- 01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:41,660
- Fuck the guns you say
- you pack man (Pac-Man),
- 2408
- 01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:43,128
- me and your Miss are
- knockin' boots /
- 2409
- 01:31:43,130 --> 01:31:44,896
- And when I'm done
- I might kill that prostitute
- 2410
- 01:31:44,898 --> 01:31:48,600
- like I'm trying to
- keep my Grand Theft Auto loot /
- 2411
- 01:31:48,602 --> 01:31:50,133
- Yeah, she swallows too,
- 2412
- 01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,870
- she's like Kirby how she
- inhales every drop /
- 2413
- 01:31:52,872 --> 01:31:54,873
- Then I'll do her like
- Metal Gear and put
- 2414
- 01:31:54,875 --> 01:31:57,877
- my Solid Snake in her box!/
- 2415
- 01:31:58,745 --> 01:32:00,878
- You don't own a sole Calibre,
- 2416
- 01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:04,149
- if you control-a (controller)
- gun it's Nintendo brand/
- 2417
- 01:32:04,151 --> 01:32:06,049
- That's why the block won't
- feel/fill your lines
- 2418
- 01:32:06,051 --> 01:32:07,753
- like you're in a Tetris jam /
- 2419
- 01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:09,486
- Where you pulling weapons from?
- 2420
- 01:32:09,488 --> 01:32:10,722
- 'Cause you got punked
- 2421
- 01:32:10,724 --> 01:32:12,790
- by Megaton without a TEC
- in (Tekken) hand /
- 2422
- 01:32:12,792 --> 01:32:14,159
- If you really had
- those big arms,
- 2423
- 01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:17,797
- you would've taken
- a shot at Mega man! /
- 2424
- 01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:22,734
- I know you're probably
- wondering why I designed
- 2425
- 01:32:22,736 --> 01:32:25,372
- these bars about video games
- for my writtens...
- 2426
- 01:32:32,144 --> 01:32:34,512
- It's 'cause this
- motherfucker designs
- 2427
- 01:32:34,514 --> 01:32:36,614
- video games for a livin'!/
- 2428
- 01:32:36,616 --> 01:32:37,818
- What?
- 2429
- 01:32:40,487 --> 01:32:41,786
- Tell them the truth,
- 2430
- 01:32:41,788 --> 01:32:43,387
- tell them these gun bars
- are just bluffing for fame /
- 2431
- 01:32:43,389 --> 01:32:45,123
- Tell them what you really
- mean when you say
- 2432
- 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,723
- you're making money
- from the game!
- 2433
- 01:32:46,725 --> 01:32:48,026
- You ain't going
- hard in the gutter,
- 2434
- 01:32:48,028 --> 01:32:49,893
- you're dealing with
- marketing numbers /
- 2435
- 01:32:49,895 --> 01:32:52,030
- If you got fire
- power from the pipe
- 2436
- 01:32:52,032 --> 01:32:54,835
- you're playing Mario Brothers /
- 2437
- 01:32:58,238 --> 01:33:00,873
- The closest thing
- you get to beef
- 2438
- 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:04,107
- is when kids on X-Box
- trash talk to each other /
- 2439
- 01:33:04,109 --> 01:33:06,011
- The closest you
- get to pimpin'
- 2440
- 01:33:06,013 --> 01:33:10,785
- is when you come home and tell
- your daughter you love her! /
- 2441
- 01:33:13,819 --> 01:33:17,621
- Oh, shit,
- y'all didn't know?
- 2442
- 01:33:17,623 --> 01:33:19,357
- Yeah, he's a family man /
- 2443
- 01:33:19,359 --> 01:33:21,660
- So if he's talking
- about sharing cells,
- 2444
- 01:33:21,662 --> 01:33:22,692
- it ain't jail,
- 2445
- 01:33:22,694 --> 01:33:25,265
- he's just got a family plan /
- 2446
- 01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:27,632
- So I'm exposing my own friend,
- 2447
- 01:33:27,634 --> 01:33:29,033
- I'm on that white devil shit /
- 2448
- 01:33:29,035 --> 01:33:30,601
- I just showed this game designer
- 2449
- 01:33:30,603 --> 01:33:33,373
- what the next level is!
- 2450
- 01:33:37,344 --> 01:33:39,645
- Sorry, my nigga, but if what
- he sayin' true,
- 2451
- 01:33:39,647 --> 01:33:41,980
- we riding with
- the REAL gangster.
- 2452
- 01:33:41,982 --> 01:33:44,283
- Ain't finna be over here
- catching no stray shrapnel
- 2453
- 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,283
- for no frog man?
- 2454
- 01:33:45,285 --> 01:33:48,786
- Y'all switching sides?
- Y'all switching sides?
- 2455
- 01:33:48,788 --> 01:33:50,955
- Aw man, that's cold, bruh.
- 2456
- 01:33:50,957 --> 01:33:53,591
- Ey Grym, you wanna
- pass the controller,
- 2457
- 01:33:53,593 --> 01:33:56,762
- or you got something for
- Adam mister video game man?
- 2458
- 01:33:56,764 --> 01:33:59,364
- So you wanna diss my wife?
- 2459
- 01:33:59,366 --> 01:34:03,401
- Cool, I guess I gotta let
- you know what's up /
- 2460
- 01:34:03,403 --> 01:34:05,703
- For comin' at-her-I'll
- (Adderall) have bullets
- 2461
- 01:34:05,705 --> 01:34:07,940
- riddlin' (Ritalin)
- your frame, nigga,
- 2462
- 01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:09,807
- now focus up!
- 2463
- 01:34:09,809 --> 01:34:12,877
- I'm a Beast to this Boy,
- I'll shoot at his team
- 2464
- 01:34:12,879 --> 01:34:14,145
- and clap whoever /
- 2465
- 01:34:14,147 --> 01:34:17,080
- MCA, Ad-Rock
- ...Adam'll either die first
- 2466
- 01:34:17,082 --> 01:34:20,019
- or lose his man forever /
- 2467
- 01:34:22,688 --> 01:34:24,955
- They say he'd kill me,
- 2468
- 01:34:24,957 --> 01:34:27,726
- it's over him the priest
- say "Amen" /
- 2469
- 01:34:27,728 --> 01:34:29,627
- The tables is turned,
- they mo(u)rning
- 2470
- 01:34:29,629 --> 01:34:33,263
- Adam like he DJ AM! /
- 2471
- 01:34:33,265 --> 01:34:36,433
- Your girl dumped you
- over some battle rap shit,
- 2472
- 01:34:36,435 --> 01:34:38,869
- that's a true story, B /
- 2473
- 01:34:38,871 --> 01:34:42,673
- So you lost some pussy
- to win a battle?
- 2474
- 01:34:42,675 --> 01:34:46,179
- Only thing fucked is
- your priorities
- 2475
- 01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:48,512
- He got a point.
- 2476
- 01:34:48,514 --> 01:34:49,981
- And her name is Maya,
- like the people who worshipped
- 2477
- 01:34:49,983 --> 01:34:51,350
- gods with savage rites /
- 2478
- 01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:54,185
- So it's only right that Maya
- ripped his heart out
- 2479
- 01:34:54,187 --> 01:34:56,887
- like a human sacrifice! /
- 2480
- 01:34:56,889 --> 01:35:01,092
- His dad's a famous writer,
- so wherever you go
- 2481
- 01:35:01,094 --> 01:35:02,860
- his shadow hits you./
- 2482
- 01:35:02,862 --> 01:35:05,364
- What a surprise...
- another white bitch
- 2483
- 01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,301
- with daddy issues /
- 2484
- 01:35:08,835 --> 01:35:10,535
- They say you a dope writer,
- 2485
- 01:35:10,537 --> 01:35:13,638
- but you not the best in
- your family, is you?/
- 2486
- 01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:15,539
- Shit, if he was to
- battle with you,
- 2487
- 01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:19,512
- you'd be Marvin Gaye...
- your old man would KILL you! /
- 2488
- 01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:23,080
- You a Shermanator impersonator,
- 2489
- 01:35:23,082 --> 01:35:26,116
- walkin' around here with
- you panties tangled /
- 2490
- 01:35:26,118 --> 01:35:27,819
- Corniest red-headed bitch in rap
- 2491
- 01:35:27,821 --> 01:35:31,423
- since Jay flipped
- the Annie sample/
- 2492
- 01:35:31,425 --> 01:35:33,357
- We both got treated
- like disease
- 2493
- 01:35:33,359 --> 01:35:36,360
- cause society didn't like us /A
- 2494
- 01:35:36,362 --> 01:35:37,596
- Well fuck that...
- 2495
- 01:35:37,598 --> 01:35:42,036
- I'd rather have nigger-itis
- than ginger-vitis! /
- 2496
- 01:35:45,238 --> 01:35:49,975
- It was that one time I let
- you try sayin' "nigga" fast/
- 2497
- 01:35:49,977 --> 01:35:52,910
- But it really don't matter
- if you get a Nigga Pass
- 2498
- 01:35:52,912 --> 01:35:55,446
- if you ain't felt
- a nigga's past!
- 2499
- 01:35:55,448 --> 01:35:58,616
- If we was to go around
- and start killing crackers,
- 2500
- 01:35:58,618 --> 01:36:01,619
- I'm coming to your college
- where you chill son /
- 2501
- 01:36:01,621 --> 01:36:04,789
- You thought we wouldn't get
- revenge for Mike Brown,
- 2502
- 01:36:04,791 --> 01:36:07,092
- I'll catch you
- there and will son.
- 2503
- 01:36:09,095 --> 01:36:09,994
- Black lives matter!
- 2504
- 01:36:09,996 --> 01:36:12,332
- Black lives matter!
- 2505
- 01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:15,467
- He did a school
- project on battle rap,
- 2506
- 01:36:15,469 --> 01:36:19,436
- that's the only reason his
- hoass got to talk to me /
- 2507
- 01:36:19,438 --> 01:36:25,109
- So here's my interview
- answer, Adam: "EAT A DICK"...
- 2508
- 01:36:25,111 --> 01:36:28,748
- and you better
- quote that properly!!!
- 2509
- 01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:32,049
- Now we got a battle!
- 2510
- 01:36:32,051 --> 01:36:33,183
- Now we got a battle!
- 2511
- 01:36:33,185 --> 01:36:34,819
- Behn Grym got
- his balls back.
- 2512
- 01:36:34,821 --> 01:36:37,755
- I, I, I man, it's back
- on my white boy.
- 2513
- 01:36:37,757 --> 01:36:39,559
- Let's finish this motherfucker!
- 2514
- 01:36:42,595 --> 01:36:43,962
- You wanna get personal?
- 2515
- 01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:45,362
- Let's get personal...
- 2516
- 01:36:45,364 --> 01:36:49,834
- His real name is Osiris,
- that's the Egyptian death god /
- 2517
- 01:36:49,836 --> 01:36:51,435
- Whose wife is
- Isis... which is perfect,
- 2518
- 01:36:51,437 --> 01:36:55,472
- cause if he's home late she'll
- take his fucking head off!/
- 2519
- 01:36:55,474 --> 01:36:57,408
- So yeah my bitch
- ripped my heart out,
- 2520
- 01:36:57,410 --> 01:37:00,610
- at least that's the only
- body part I have gone /
- 2521
- 01:37:00,612 --> 01:37:01,679
- Your bitch?
- 2522
- 01:37:01,681 --> 01:37:03,880
- Call her LeBron with how
- easy she keeps your balls
- 2523
- 01:37:03,882 --> 01:37:05,184
- in her palm!
- 2524
- 01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:08,585
- She's a stuck-up cunt,
- 2525
- 01:37:08,587 --> 01:37:12,323
- wherever they go
- she makes him pay /
- 2526
- 01:37:12,325 --> 01:37:14,725
- The way you stunt to
- stay in the box,
- 2527
- 01:37:14,727 --> 01:37:16,026
- it's like you're David Blaine/
- 2528
- 01:37:17,163 --> 01:37:18,797
- I just wonder what your
- ancestors
- 2529
- 01:37:18,799 --> 01:37:20,164
- who were slaves
- would say /
- 2530
- 01:37:20,166 --> 01:37:22,299
- Cause you get cuffed and
- whipped by the ball and
- 2531
- 01:37:22,301 --> 01:37:24,670
- chain till you're Fifty
- Shades of Grey!
- 2532
- 01:37:25,938 --> 01:37:27,804
- Yo, he's goin' IN on wifey!
- 2533
- 01:37:27,806 --> 01:37:32,310
- Hey, man. Holla at me later, I
- know a good divorce lawyer, baby.
- 2534
- 01:37:32,312 --> 01:37:36,580
- But for real, I respect how
- having a family changed
- 2535
- 01:37:36,582 --> 01:37:38,016
- your life's focus/
- 2536
- 01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:41,721
- Especially after your kid was
- diagnosed with cystic fibrosis /
- 2537
- 01:37:43,489 --> 01:37:46,190
- That's why you did this battle,
- 2538
- 01:37:46,192 --> 01:37:48,362
- to pay for her care
- with the funds /
- 2539
- 01:37:49,328 --> 01:37:51,431
- So you're putting food
- on her plate...
- 2540
- 01:37:55,367 --> 01:37:59,837
- TOO BAD YOU CAN'T
- PUT AIR IN HER LUNGS! /
- 2541
- 01:37:59,839 --> 01:38:01,472
- With Every
- Breath She Takes,
- 2542
- 01:38:01,474 --> 01:38:05,142
- she feels the Sting like
- it's hard labor /
- 2543
- 01:38:05,144 --> 01:38:06,878
- She sounds like Darth
- Vader choking
- 2544
- 01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:09,414
- to death on a jawbreaker /
- 2545
- 01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:12,551
- The shit she coughs up looks
- like an abstract painting,
- 2546
- 01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:16,154
- she'll probably be
- an art major /
- 2547
- 01:38:16,156 --> 01:38:18,722
- She can't do the most
- basic parts of living,
- 2548
- 01:38:18,724 --> 01:38:21,225
- it's obvious God hates her!
- 2549
- 01:38:27,767 --> 01:38:31,802
- And now your battle career
- is finished running its course /
- 2550
- 01:38:31,804 --> 01:38:34,204
- It's like your daughter...
- gasping for breath
- 2551
- 01:38:34,206 --> 01:38:36,740
- and always coming up short /
- 2552
- 01:38:36,742 --> 01:38:37,741
- You hate the things other men
- 2553
- 01:38:37,743 --> 01:38:39,910
- would love to hear
- from their daughters /
- 2554
- 01:38:39,912 --> 01:38:42,547
- Like when she tells you you're
- the air that she breathes,
- 2555
- 01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:46,317
- it means you're a
- terrible father! /
- 2556
- 01:38:46,319 --> 01:38:48,985
- So I'll blow my secondhand
- smoke all in her face,
- 2557
- 01:38:48,987 --> 01:38:49,987
- and it's not a mistake/
- 2558
- 01:38:49,989 --> 01:38:51,254
- Then I'll flick my
- cigarette at her
- 2559
- 01:38:51,256 --> 01:38:53,524
- fucking oxygen tank! /
- 2560
- 01:38:53,526 --> 01:38:56,695
- And the gene for her disease
- is mostly found in white men /
- 2561
- 01:38:56,697 --> 01:39:00,198
- So you should have some
- questions for your wife then,
- 2562
- 01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:04,668
- like "why the fuck is
- she so light-skinned?"
- 2563
- 01:39:06,171 --> 01:39:07,905
- Let me see your "you're
- not the father" dance!
- 2564
- 01:39:07,907 --> 01:39:09,810
- Let me see it man!
- 2565
- 01:39:18,417 --> 01:39:19,851
- She came out the pussy
- pre-approved
- 2566
- 01:39:19,853 --> 01:39:21,622
- for a mortgage.
- 2567
- 01:39:23,656 --> 01:39:26,691
- Yo, shut the fuck up
- when I'm rapping!
- 2568
- 01:39:29,328 --> 01:39:30,460
- You're trying to
- be my hypeman,
- 2569
- 01:39:30,462 --> 01:39:32,730
- I'd rather make you
- cannon fodder /
- 2570
- 01:39:32,732 --> 01:39:34,632
- I could beat you in
- a two-on-two match
- 2571
- 01:39:34,634 --> 01:39:37,371
- if I had his daughter
- as my partner!
- 2572
- 01:39:38,270 --> 01:39:39,169
- Chill out, bro.
- 2573
- 01:39:39,171 --> 01:39:40,405
- We was bigging you up.
- 2574
- 01:39:40,407 --> 01:39:41,638
- No you shut the fuck up.
- 2575
- 01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:42,873
- You're talking
- during my rounds.
- 2576
- 01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:43,740
- And about his daughter.
- 2577
- 01:39:43,742 --> 01:39:45,409
- Yo, YOU talking
- about his daughter!
- 2578
- 01:39:45,411 --> 01:39:46,310
- What you talkin' 'bout?
- 2579
- 01:39:46,312 --> 01:39:47,044
- Yeah, but we was in a battle.
- 2580
- 01:39:47,046 --> 01:39:48,980
- Y'all just TALKING.
- 2581
- 01:39:48,982 --> 01:39:49,813
- Keep it rap.
- 2582
- 01:39:49,815 --> 01:39:51,548
- Keep it rap!
- 2583
- 01:39:51,550 --> 01:39:53,284
- We can be in a fuckin' battle,
- 2584
- 01:39:53,286 --> 01:39:54,218
- if you want.
- 2585
- 01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:55,052
- Since y'all on
- the same side,
- 2586
- 01:39:55,054 --> 01:39:56,052
- all of a sudden.
- 2587
- 01:39:56,054 --> 01:39:57,222
- You're calling
- us out to battle?
- 2588
- 01:39:57,224 --> 01:39:58,056
- Right now?
- 2589
- 01:39:58,058 --> 01:39:59,089
- If you feel a type of way.
- 2590
- 01:39:59,091 --> 01:40:00,357
- Yeah we feel
- some type of way,
- 2591
- 01:40:00,359 --> 01:40:01,959
- you talking about my
- motherfucking daughter man.
- 2592
- 01:40:01,961 --> 01:40:02,860
- Let's do it then, nigga.
- 2593
- 01:40:02,862 --> 01:40:03,962
- Fuck is you talkin' 'bout.
- 2594
- 01:40:03,964 --> 01:40:07,999
- This is some old school
- battle type shit, okay.
- 2595
- 01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:10,234
- We 'bout to have a
- freestyle battle,
- 2596
- 01:40:10,236 --> 01:40:11,235
- OFF THE TOP.
- 2597
- 01:40:11,237 --> 01:40:14,137
- No rules, no time limits.
- 2598
- 01:40:14,139 --> 01:40:16,576
- Make some noise for that!
- 2599
- 01:40:19,545 --> 01:40:22,079
- Now 40 and Bluntz, since
- y'all called them out,
- 2600
- 01:40:22,081 --> 01:40:23,114
- y'all down to go first?
- 2601
- 01:40:23,116 --> 01:40:24,382
- Were always man.
- 2602
- 01:40:24,384 --> 01:40:25,819
- Let's get it in then.
- 2603
- 01:40:28,955 --> 01:40:30,221
- Adam, right?
- 2604
- 01:40:30,223 --> 01:40:32,190
- You been soft half your life /
- 2605
- 01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:34,691
- I should grab your
- mics and Jackson,
- 2606
- 01:40:34,693 --> 01:40:38,661
- it Don't Matter
- If You're Black or White
- 2607
- 01:40:38,663 --> 01:40:43,100
- Right now I'm blackin' like
- Amistad on this fake G-Eazy /
- 2608
- 01:40:43,102 --> 01:40:44,902
- I'm greasy as
- mama's fried...
- 2609
- 01:40:44,904 --> 01:40:46,436
- Dollar fries!
- 2610
- 01:40:46,438 --> 01:40:48,138
- You been piggin' out
- in these battles, huh?
- 2611
- 01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:49,673
- But you ain't get the scoop?
- 2612
- 01:40:49,675 --> 01:40:50,607
- We cold!
- 2613
- 01:40:50,609 --> 01:40:53,714
- And anybody hoggin'
- dies (Haagen Dazs)!
- 2614
- 01:40:56,349 --> 01:40:57,816
- What y'all?
- 2615
- 01:40:57,818 --> 01:40:59,284
- The new Em and Dre?
- 2616
- 01:40:59,286 --> 01:41:01,918
- Fake Renegades,
- you been afraid /
- 2617
- 01:41:01,920 --> 01:41:03,655
- Centre stage, and I slay,
- 2618
- 01:41:03,657 --> 01:41:06,994
- it's beyond-sayin'
- (Beyonce) you're Lemonade /
- 2619
- 01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,027
- You gon' get this work nigga!
- 2620
- 01:41:10,029 --> 01:41:12,295
- You definitely
- gon' get this work!
- 2621
- 01:41:12,297 --> 01:41:14,766
- You started rapping
- a couple days ago,
- 2622
- 01:41:14,768 --> 01:41:19,006
- and YOU make games
- for Playstation Fo' /
- 2623
- 01:41:19,772 --> 01:41:20,704
- But his gun?
- 2624
- 01:41:20,706 --> 01:41:23,574
- Playstation One,
- you gotta wait to load.
- 2625
- 01:41:23,576 --> 01:41:25,442
- Y'all team seem iffy...
- 2626
- 01:41:25,444 --> 01:41:28,146
- That's cause they theme
- scream "Disney" /
- 2627
- 01:41:28,148 --> 01:41:32,717
- His jeans scream "hippie" and
- his cheeks scream "pinch me" /
- 2628
- 01:41:32,719 --> 01:41:33,752
- They a couple!
- 2629
- 01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:34,753
- They a COUPLE?
- 2630
- 01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:35,686
- That's what I heard.
- 2631
- 01:41:35,688 --> 01:41:37,620
- So in this battle y'all
- really fought /
- 2632
- 01:41:37,622 --> 01:41:42,493
- Tonight it's gonna be some real
- awkward pillow talk.
- 2633
- 01:41:42,495 --> 01:41:44,494
- Nah, nah, nah,
- they an odd couple,
- 2634
- 01:41:44,496 --> 01:41:45,929
- that's why they not even /
- 2635
- 01:41:45,931 --> 01:41:48,833
- And if you talk about my
- daughter in this battle,
- 2636
- 01:41:48,835 --> 01:41:51,168
- you'll be the one
- that's not breathin',
- 2637
- 01:41:51,170 --> 01:41:52,302
- motherfucker!
- 2638
- 01:41:57,242 --> 01:41:59,412
- Okay, okay.
- 2639
- 01:42:05,518 --> 01:42:08,852
- You're both so emotional,
- you talk shit then bitch and
- 2640
- 01:42:08,854 --> 01:42:10,420
- whine 'cause I replied? /
- 2641
- 01:42:10,422 --> 01:42:12,390
- I guess this is the Future
- Drake wanted...
- 2642
- 01:42:12,392 --> 01:42:15,526
- What A Time To Be Alive!
- 2643
- 01:42:15,528 --> 01:42:17,227
- These rounds'll
- leave ya bleedin',
- 2644
- 01:42:17,229 --> 01:42:19,463
- then let's see how
- they can talk /
- 2645
- 01:42:19,465 --> 01:42:21,766
- So it's not one for the
- dead homies when they see
- 2646
- 01:42:21,768 --> 01:42:23,767
- that 40 pouring
- out on the block!
- 2647
- 01:42:23,769 --> 01:42:25,302
- You don't need
- 'caine to move,
- 2648
- 01:42:25,304 --> 01:42:27,471
- you need canes to move,
- you old hasbeens /
- 2649
- 01:42:27,473 --> 01:42:29,173
- Can't even watch your
- own matches without
- 2650
- 01:42:29,175 --> 01:42:32,410
- turning on closed captions.
- 2651
- 01:42:32,412 --> 01:42:35,012
- Both arms in they face,
- look like they both dabbin'
- 2652
- 01:42:35,014 --> 01:42:37,015
- And even though I'm white
- I'll (White Owl) light
- 2653
- 01:42:37,017 --> 01:42:38,749
- Bluntz up... Cause we don't
- feel he (Phillie)
- 2654
- 01:42:38,751 --> 01:42:40,418
- got the flavor for
- dope rappin'!!!
- 2655
- 01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:44,422
- See they pull up, I spot 'em
- then I stretch 'em like
- 2656
- 01:42:44,424 --> 01:42:45,623
- a personal trainer/
- 2657
- 01:42:45,625 --> 01:42:47,290
- Then I lift they soul up...
- 2658
- 01:42:47,292 --> 01:42:48,691
- Like it's a
- personal savior!
- 2659
- 01:42:48,693 --> 01:42:51,728
- I'm not tryna say all that
- ...It's my personal favor.
- 2660
- 01:42:51,730 --> 01:42:53,597
- I'm tryna let
- these shells out early,
- 2661
- 01:42:53,599 --> 01:42:56,535
- they got perfect behavior!
- 2662
- 01:42:58,537 --> 01:42:59,936
- Y'all are moving
- where you're not wanted,
- 2663
- 01:42:59,938 --> 01:43:03,040
- that's how I know what it
- feels like to be gentrified.
- 2664
- 01:43:03,042 --> 01:43:05,042
- How you gonna raise your
- fist at me like you ain't
- 2665
- 01:43:05,044 --> 01:43:06,576
- got a sense of pride? /
- 2666
- 01:43:06,578 --> 01:43:09,045
- I'm not hatin',
- I'm just sayin' you on that
- 2667
- 01:43:09,047 --> 01:43:10,448
- transgender vibe /
- 2668
- 01:43:10,450 --> 01:43:11,582
- The way you switchin' sides,
- 2669
- 01:43:11,584 --> 01:43:14,352
- I can see the bitch inside
- 2670
- 01:43:20,460 --> 01:43:21,993
- You're a bitch Mag,
- 2671
- 01:43:21,995 --> 01:43:25,329
- all you do is talk gossip
- shit and weight loss
- 2672
- 01:43:25,331 --> 01:43:27,164
- 'Cause that's the only way
- these niggas'd
- 2673
- 01:43:27,166 --> 01:43:28,399
- get some flames off
- 2674
- 01:43:28,401 --> 01:43:31,134
- Is if we did a face swap!
- 2675
- 01:43:31,136 --> 01:43:32,035
- Why are you wearing jewelry?
- 2676
- 01:43:32,037 --> 01:43:33,103
- You don't supply drugs
- 2677
- 01:43:33,105 --> 01:43:34,405
- And why are you wearing that...
- 2678
- 01:43:34,407 --> 01:43:35,740
- When you're the one
- who looks like
- 2679
- 01:43:35,742 --> 01:43:38,745
- he got shocked by a plug! /
- 2680
- 01:43:42,915 --> 01:43:45,917
- I'm Eminem cause I'm white
- and can rhyme???
- 2681
- 01:43:45,919 --> 01:43:48,985
- Nah, if we talkin' history,
- that's Pac and that's Biggie...
- 2682
- 01:43:48,987 --> 01:43:50,320
- the only tragedy is that
- 2683
- 01:43:50,322 --> 01:43:52,656
- they DIDN'T die
- in their prime...
- 2684
- 01:43:52,658 --> 01:43:54,059
- TIME!
- 2685
- 01:44:02,667 --> 01:44:05,169
- Adam, that was crazy man.
- 2686
- 01:44:05,171 --> 01:44:06,904
- I always knew you
- was nice with it,
- 2687
- 01:44:06,906 --> 01:44:09,440
- but I never knew you
- went hard like that.
- 2688
- 01:44:09,442 --> 01:44:11,241
- Phew. Wow.
- 2689
- 01:44:11,243 --> 01:44:12,711
- Respect.
- 2690
- 01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:14,511
- The Yo!
- 2691
- 01:44:14,513 --> 01:44:16,079
- That DAUGHTER shit man.
- 2692
- 01:44:16,081 --> 01:44:18,115
- When you said you'd
- blow up her oxygen tank?
- 2693
- 01:44:18,117 --> 01:44:19,450
- That shit was crazy as fuck.
- 2694
- 01:44:19,452 --> 01:44:20,685
- That's why I watch rap battles!
- 2695
- 01:44:20,687 --> 01:44:22,386
- You bodied his
- entire family!
- 2696
- 01:44:22,388 --> 01:44:23,590
- Respect.
- 2697
- 01:44:25,257 --> 01:44:26,857
- That battle was awesome.
- 2698
- 01:44:26,859 --> 01:44:27,959
- That two-on-two?
- 2699
- 01:44:27,961 --> 01:44:30,294
- People are going to be
- talking about that forever.
- 2700
- 01:44:30,296 --> 01:44:31,897
- We should do
- some more of those.
- 2701
- 01:44:32,532 --> 01:44:35,098
- If the paper's right.
- 2702
- 01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:37,768
- If shit got that
- heated between friends,
- 2703
- 01:44:37,770 --> 01:44:40,538
- imagine what's gonna happen
- when we actually put two people
- 2704
- 01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:43,076
- in the ring who don't
- really fuck with each other.
- 2705
- 01:44:44,711 --> 01:44:46,677
- That's exactly
- what's about to happen,
- 2706
- 01:44:46,679 --> 01:44:49,946
- because the main event of
- the epoch is going down
- 2707
- 01:44:49,948 --> 01:44:52,016
- right NOW.
- 2708
- 01:44:52,018 --> 01:44:54,520
- I'm glad we're cool after
- all the shit that I said.
- 2709
- 01:44:55,787 --> 01:44:58,021
- But... it's battle rap.
- 2710
- 01:44:58,023 --> 01:44:59,625
- I knew you'd understand.
- 2711
- 01:45:00,192 --> 01:45:02,026
- Yeah I understand.
- 2712
- 01:45:02,028 --> 01:45:03,628
- We ain't cool, though.
- 2713
- 01:45:03,630 --> 01:45:05,663
- The gun'll interrupt
- him on stage,
- 2714
- 01:45:05,665 --> 01:45:08,268
- I'll grab the
- Mag-n-Yeezy him.
- 2715
- 01:45:09,969 --> 01:45:11,102
- Oh, my god.
- 2716
- 01:45:11,104 --> 01:45:12,205
- Y'all get it?
- 2717
- 01:45:13,139 --> 01:45:14,905
- Iron, minerals, magnesium.
- 2718
- 01:45:14,907 --> 01:45:17,542
- Interrupt him on stage,
- grab the mag and fuckin'
- 2719
- 01:45:17,544 --> 01:45:18,944
- YEEZY him?
- 2720
- 01:45:19,745 --> 01:45:21,445
- Y'all need to
- wake the fuck up.
- 2721
- 01:45:21,447 --> 01:45:22,646
- You the only one tired.
- 2722
- 01:45:22,648 --> 01:45:25,216
- What about the two-on-two?
- 2723
- 01:45:25,218 --> 01:45:26,549
- We killed it up there.
- 2724
- 01:45:26,551 --> 01:45:28,585
- We cool on some rap shit.
- 2725
- 01:45:28,587 --> 01:45:29,853
- I respect your artistry.
- 2726
- 01:45:29,855 --> 01:45:31,688
- You can put together some bars.
- 2727
- 01:45:31,690 --> 01:45:33,792
- But we ain't friends.
- 2728
- 01:45:36,129 --> 01:45:38,594
- But, it's battle rap.
- 2729
- 01:45:38,596 --> 01:45:41,298
- You said a bunch of
- personal stuff about me.
- 2730
- 01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:42,533
- Anything goes in
- a battle, right?
- 2731
- 01:45:42,535 --> 01:45:43,968
- Yeah, anything goes.
- 2732
- 01:45:43,970 --> 01:45:46,137
- But you think your
- words don't have fucking
- 2733
- 01:45:46,139 --> 01:45:47,204
- consequences?
- 2734
- 01:45:47,206 --> 01:45:49,440
- Everybody calling you out
- on your shit... my girl.
- 2735
- 01:45:49,442 --> 01:45:50,406
- Your girl.
- 2736
- 01:45:50,408 --> 01:45:51,808
- The whole Berkeley student body.
- 2737
- 01:45:51,810 --> 01:45:54,544
- You keep telling yourself
- that they just don't understand,
- 2738
- 01:45:54,546 --> 01:45:57,017
- so you can feel like
- a good person.
- 2739
- 01:45:57,649 --> 01:45:59,318
- What you need to realize:
- 2740
- 01:46:00,452 --> 01:46:04,323
- you're not. You are
- not a good person.
- 2741
- 01:46:05,457 --> 01:46:07,126
- You're a degenerate scumbag.
- 2742
- 01:46:08,461 --> 01:46:09,930
- This is where you belong.
- 2743
- 01:46:15,268 --> 01:46:16,169
- Where are you going?
- 2744
- 01:46:19,438 --> 01:46:20,606
- Where I belong.
- 2745
- 01:46:21,273 --> 01:46:22,675
- Home.
- With my family.
- 2746
- 01:46:28,014 --> 01:46:29,679
- You a muthafuckin' legend, bro!
- 2747
- 01:46:29,681 --> 01:46:31,481
- Legends respect legends.
- 2748
- 01:46:31,483 --> 01:46:33,285
- Keep doing your thing.
- 2749
- 01:46:39,992 --> 01:46:42,558
- A'ight, a'ight, ain't I ain't
- fuckin' with that?
- 2750
- 01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:43,494
- I know what y'all want.
- 2751
- 01:46:43,496 --> 01:46:45,131
- Check this out
- camel-breeder:
- 2752
- 01:46:46,299 --> 01:46:47,964
- Your ho ain't loyal,
- 2753
- 01:46:47,966 --> 01:46:51,301
- she don't care a bit
- motherfucker /
- 2754
- 01:46:51,303 --> 01:46:53,503
- THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH,
- 2755
- 01:46:53,505 --> 01:46:55,306
- YOU ARABIC MOTHERFUCKER! /
- 2756
- 01:46:57,876 --> 01:46:59,543
- You walked in on us fuckin',
- 2757
- 01:46:59,545 --> 01:47:01,678
- she still tried to tell "baby,
- 2758
- 01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:03,114
- I'm just flirtin'" /
- 2759
- 01:47:03,116 --> 01:47:04,080
- She a porn star,
- 2760
- 01:47:04,082 --> 01:47:06,583
- she took out the
- camera and said "baby,
- 2761
- 01:47:06,585 --> 01:47:08,989
- I'm just workin'!"
- 2762
- 01:47:09,855 --> 01:47:11,621
- TIME!
- 2763
- 01:47:11,623 --> 01:47:13,723
- Mega, it's on you.
- 2764
- 01:47:13,725 --> 01:47:16,127
- Que paso mijo,
- I'm 'bout to murder
- 2765
- 01:47:16,129 --> 01:47:17,393
- you in front
- of your own people /
- 2766
- 01:47:17,395 --> 01:47:18,561
- Grab the chrome Eagle
- 2767
- 01:47:18,563 --> 01:47:20,700
- and do a drive-by in front
- of Home Depot /
- 2768
- 01:47:21,767 --> 01:47:23,033
- I don't give a fuck if you're
- 2769
- 01:47:23,035 --> 01:47:25,701
- from El Salvador
- or Puerto Rico,
- 2770
- 01:47:25,703 --> 01:47:27,237
- that don't matter to me bro /
- 2771
- 01:47:27,239 --> 01:47:28,806
- Cause if you can pack 44
- 2772
- 01:47:28,808 --> 01:47:31,607
- of your folks and your close
- amigos in a little four-door
- 2773
- 01:47:31,609 --> 01:47:34,344
- Pinto... then you're Latino /
- 2774
- 01:47:34,346 --> 01:47:35,579
- You think I give a fuck if
- 2775
- 01:47:35,581 --> 01:47:36,916
- you and my bitch date?
- 2776
- 01:47:38,084 --> 01:47:39,783
- And I heard y'all kissed,
- well that was your mistake/
- 2777
- 01:47:39,785 --> 01:47:41,852
- 'Cause now you can tell
- everybody in the crowd
- 2778
- 01:47:41,854 --> 01:47:43,389
- how my dick tastes /
- 2779
- 01:47:44,756 --> 01:47:46,757
- So
- what you fucked my bitch?
- 2780
- 01:47:46,759 --> 01:47:47,958
- So did everyone else /
- 2781
- 01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:50,293
- And she said you had
- a small dick...
- 2782
- 01:47:50,295 --> 01:47:54,333
- matter fact, I'ma have
- her tell you herself!
- 2783
- 01:48:02,375 --> 01:48:03,406
- Yo!
- 2784
- 01:48:03,408 --> 01:48:05,709
- Yes I fucked this pussy,
- and yes I'm a porn star
- 2785
- 01:48:05,711 --> 01:48:06,709
- if you can't tell /
- 2786
- 01:48:06,711 --> 01:48:08,945
- I'd say he satisfied me,
- 2787
- 01:48:10,483 --> 01:48:12,252
- but I can't even fake
- it that well /
- 2788
- 01:48:13,519 --> 01:48:15,185
- To have a below-average dick,
- 2789
- 01:48:15,187 --> 01:48:17,323
- you'd need to be a
- couple inches bigger /
- 2790
- 01:48:18,991 --> 01:48:20,457
- Yo, you thought we was fucking?
- 2791
- 01:48:20,459 --> 01:48:22,560
- I thought I was being fingered
- 2792
- 01:48:29,402 --> 01:48:31,334
- This better be good, Adam.
- 2793
- 01:48:31,336 --> 01:48:33,771
- Hey, ba... Maya.
- 2794
- 01:48:33,773 --> 01:48:35,371
- Thanks for picking up.
- 2795
- 01:48:35,373 --> 01:48:36,807
- I know it's late.
- 2796
- 01:48:36,809 --> 01:48:39,709
- And I'm also probably the
- last person you expected to
- 2797
- 01:48:39,711 --> 01:48:41,344
- or wanted to
- talk to right now.
- 2798
- 01:48:41,346 --> 01:48:44,248
- But there's just something
- I really need to say to you.
- 2799
- 01:48:44,250 --> 01:48:48,017
- So please, just listen.
- 2800
- 01:48:48,019 --> 01:48:49,520
- This shit is
- fuckin' rigged,
- 2801
- 01:48:49,522 --> 01:48:52,021
- you're gonna just let him
- walk in with special fuckin'
- 2802
- 01:48:52,023 --> 01:48:52,589
- guests?
- 2803
- 01:48:52,591 --> 01:48:53,891
- This is the wave now?
- 2804
- 01:48:53,893 --> 01:48:56,459
- Fuckin' with guest
- fuckin' verses?
- 2805
- 01:48:56,461 --> 01:48:57,727
- This is some bullshit, man.
- 2806
- 01:48:57,729 --> 01:48:58,762
- Fuck that.
- 2807
- 01:48:58,764 --> 01:49:00,464
- I'm out this bitch.
- 2808
- 01:49:00,466 --> 01:49:01,732
- You lost anyway!
- 2809
- 01:49:01,734 --> 01:49:03,433
- I completely understand
- why you did what you did,
- 2810
- 01:49:03,435 --> 01:49:05,201
- with the PowerPoint.
- 2811
- 01:49:05,203 --> 01:49:06,939
- And I forgive you.
- 2812
- 01:49:07,773 --> 01:49:10,207
- I deserve it, even.
- 2813
- 01:49:10,209 --> 01:49:11,409
- I was so terrible.
- 2814
- 01:49:11,411 --> 01:49:14,980
- To you, to our friends,
- to the whole world.
- 2815
- 01:49:17,617 --> 01:49:22,922
- What I've realized is
- ...you were right.
- 2816
- 01:49:23,989 --> 01:49:25,522
- When you said
- that this wasn't me.
- 2817
- 01:49:25,524 --> 01:49:26,824
- I'm not this person.
- 2818
- 01:49:26,826 --> 01:49:28,361
- I'm not like those guys.
- 2819
- 01:49:29,895 --> 01:49:33,996
- The best version of myself,
- the real version of myself,
- 2820
- 01:49:33,998 --> 01:49:35,769
- is when I was with you.
- 2821
- 01:49:37,537 --> 01:49:39,439
- You make me a
- better person.
- 2822
- 01:49:39,906 --> 01:49:41,373
- You make me me.
- 2823
- 01:49:43,375 --> 01:49:46,078
- Maya, I want to be with
- you for the rest of my life.
- 2824
- 01:49:47,479 --> 01:49:53,987
- With no more time off
- or mistakes or wrong directions.
- 2825
- 01:49:55,787 --> 01:49:59,489
- Maya, what I'm trying
- to say is...
- 2826
- 01:49:59,491 --> 01:50:01,027
- will you marry me?
- 2827
- 01:50:01,926 --> 01:50:04,163
- You want to get married?
- 2828
- 01:50:05,063 --> 01:50:06,362
- Yes, yes!
- 2829
- 01:50:06,364 --> 01:50:08,468
- More than anything
- else in the world,
- 2830
- 01:50:08,768 --> 01:50:10,036
- yes.
- 2831
- 01:50:11,636 --> 01:50:13,369
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
- FUCKING MIND?!!
- 2832
- 01:50:13,371 --> 01:50:14,739
- Delete my number,
- 2833
- 01:50:14,741 --> 01:50:18,674
- you fucking racist
- misogynist homophobic fuck!
- 2834
- 01:50:18,676 --> 01:50:20,479
- And stay the
- FUCK away from me!
- 2835
- 01:50:24,082 --> 01:50:25,949
- My opponent quit
- like a coward,
- 2836
- 01:50:25,951 --> 01:50:28,352
- so I guess I gotta start
- killin' his squad /
- 2837
- 01:50:28,354 --> 01:50:30,454
- Starting with this
- bitch over here
- 2838
- 01:50:30,456 --> 01:50:32,158
- looking like Biggie Minaj /
- 2839
- 01:50:33,759 --> 01:50:35,625
- Ho you look like Rah Digga...
- 2840
- 01:50:35,627 --> 01:50:36,627
- Bitch I will bury your ass!
- 2841
- 01:50:36,629 --> 01:50:38,896
- If she was crossed
- with Godzilla! /
- 2842
- 01:50:38,898 --> 01:50:41,798
- A white dude, an Asian,
- a black girl,
- 2843
- 01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:42,833
- and a Mexican /
- 2844
- 01:50:42,835 --> 01:50:44,500
- Who the fuck y'all
- supposed to be,
- 2845
- 01:50:44,502 --> 01:50:46,002
- the United Colors of Benetton? /
- 2846
- 01:50:46,004 --> 01:50:47,704
- Man, it's like the rap version
- 2847
- 01:50:47,706 --> 01:50:49,306
- - of the Village People...
- - Chill, chill!
- 2848
- 01:50:49,308 --> 01:50:52,642
- Get the fuck
- outta my face, Gramz!
- 2849
- 01:50:52,644 --> 01:50:54,410
- Anyone of you motherfucks.
- 2850
- 01:50:54,412 --> 01:50:55,980
- Little punk-ass chumps.
- 2851
- 01:50:55,982 --> 01:50:58,582
- I'll battle any
- of y'all at once.
- 2852
- 01:50:58,584 --> 01:50:59,650
- Tell Behn what's up!
- 2853
- 01:50:59,652 --> 01:51:01,918
- What's up Mag,
- what's up Bluntz,
- 2854
- 01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,420
- I'll fuck both of you up!
- 2855
- 01:51:03,422 --> 01:51:04,088
- It's another 40 Mag.
- 2856
- 01:51:04,090 --> 01:51:05,623
- He ain't talkin' about me.
- 2857
- 01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:06,755
- Y'all ain't nothing but chumps.
- 2858
- 01:51:06,757 --> 01:51:07,924
- Every single one of you fucks.
- 2859
- 01:51:07,926 --> 01:51:10,026
- I thought Adam you
- was a freestyler, right?
- 2860
- 01:51:10,028 --> 01:51:11,628
- Well show me what's up.
- 2861
- 01:51:11,630 --> 01:51:13,530
- C'mon bitch show me what's up,
- 2862
- 01:51:13,532 --> 01:51:15,164
- you little fuckin' worm.
- 2863
- 01:51:15,166 --> 01:51:16,900
- Let's get it you
- geeky-ass dweeb.
- 2864
- 01:51:16,902 --> 01:51:19,102
- You little dick
- suckin' McLovin.
- 2865
- 01:51:19,104 --> 01:51:21,538
- Come show me some of
- those freestyles, fuck boy.
- 2866
- 01:51:21,540 --> 01:51:25,743
- Man, I ain't the fuckin' kid
- to step to/ You see this?
- 2867
- 01:51:25,745 --> 01:51:28,811
- It's that look you have on your
- face when you've been crying
- 2868
- 01:51:28,813 --> 01:51:31,115
- all day because your bitch
- just left you/
- 2869
- 01:51:31,117 --> 01:51:33,683
- Maybe it's cause she found
- your Boy George tapes
- 2870
- 01:51:33,685 --> 01:51:35,285
- and realized you go both ways /
- 2871
- 01:51:35,287 --> 01:51:37,722
- Or maybe it's no one
- wants to procreate
- 2872
- 01:51:37,724 --> 01:51:39,255
- with your Macaulay
- Caulkin traits /
- 2873
- 01:51:39,257 --> 01:51:40,923
- And have a kid born one day
- 2874
- 01:51:40,925 --> 01:51:43,360
- with the same pointy nose
- and ovalshaped /
- 2875
- 01:51:43,362 --> 01:51:46,996
- Topher Grace slash Norman
- Bates looking bony face /
- 2876
- 01:51:46,998 --> 01:51:50,234
- They got me all the way out
- here in the Golden State /
- 2877
- 01:51:50,236 --> 01:51:51,869
- Battling with the same
- little white bitch
- 2878
- 01:51:51,871 --> 01:51:53,973
- that Tupac and Kobe raped! /
- 2879
- 01:51:57,542 --> 01:52:00,076
- Before this cracker learned
- about the Black Panthers
- 2880
- 01:52:00,078 --> 01:52:01,610
- through his dad's lectures /
- 2881
- 01:52:01,612 --> 01:52:03,347
- He wanted to be a Klan member
- 2882
- 01:52:03,349 --> 01:52:04,681
- but he found out
- he can't enter /
- 2883
- 01:52:04,683 --> 01:52:07,353
- 'Cause they didn't accept
- people who are transgender /
- 2884
- 01:52:08,254 --> 01:52:10,654
- For setting this up,
- fuck you too,
- 2885
- 01:52:10,656 --> 01:52:12,088
- I don't trust you either /
- 2886
- 01:52:12,090 --> 01:52:13,390
- You should know the only reason
- 2887
- 01:52:13,392 --> 01:52:15,426
- he wants to be here is cause
- he got jungle fever /
- 2888
- 01:52:15,428 --> 01:52:19,562
- Looking like Justin Bieber
- in a fucking muscle T-shirt /
- 2889
- 01:52:19,564 --> 01:52:23,467
- You're a fuckin' fan of Hanson,
- Marilyn Manson's grandson /
- 2890
- 01:52:23,469 --> 01:52:26,102
- This is a bodybag that you
- ain't coming back from,
- 2891
- 01:52:26,104 --> 01:52:28,705
- straight up-
- Shut the fuck up!
- 2892
- 01:52:32,944 --> 01:52:34,177
- You think you're
- a super villain?
- 2893
- 01:52:34,179 --> 01:52:36,346
- I'm about to tear
- your mask off /
- 2894
- 01:52:36,348 --> 01:52:39,548
- 'Cause now you're talkin' to the
- devil like Ivan Karamazov /
- 2895
- 01:52:39,550 --> 01:52:42,552
- You think cause you're a
- "terrorist martyr Arabic scholar
- 2896
- 01:52:42,554 --> 01:52:44,821
- preparing for Allah"
- that you can't be served?/
- 2897
- 01:52:44,823 --> 01:52:46,522
- You're not a suicide
- bomber just 'cause
- 2898
- 01:52:46,524 --> 01:52:49,528
- you got the eyebrows of
- an Angry Bird! /
- 2899
- 01:52:52,063 --> 01:52:53,431
- I'll go grab Che and let him
- 2900
- 01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:55,132
- bust at you till
- the chopper jams /
- 2901
- 01:52:55,134 --> 01:52:59,072
- We'll do a drive-by on your
- falafel stand from his taco van/
- 2902
- 01:53:00,872 --> 01:53:03,205
- You're dating a porn star...
- 2903
- 01:53:03,207 --> 01:53:05,241
- we all know what her
- vagina's touched/
- 2904
- 01:53:05,243 --> 01:53:07,677
- Most terrorists
- get 72 virgins...
- 2905
- 01:53:07,679 --> 01:53:11,448
- you got a bitch who's fucked
- 72 guys at once! /
- 2906
- 01:53:13,618 --> 01:53:14,985
- You think this shit's real?
- 2907
- 01:53:14,987 --> 01:53:16,419
- You call me a faggot
- 2908
- 01:53:16,421 --> 01:53:19,155
- and half of these guys
- collapse from laughter /
- 2909
- 01:53:19,157 --> 01:53:21,592
- Battle rap is so fucking corny
- 2910
- 01:53:21,594 --> 01:53:23,429
- I'M a battle rapper!
- 2911
- 01:53:25,764 --> 01:53:28,832
- Here's an example...
- you caught Che with your girl
- 2912
- 01:53:28,834 --> 01:53:30,101
- and didn't throw a
- fist at the dude /
- 2913
- 01:53:30,103 --> 01:53:31,502
- But you punched someone
- for getting in your face,
- 2914
- 01:53:31,504 --> 01:53:33,603
- but if someone's getting in
- your bitch then it's cool? /
- 2915
- 01:53:33,605 --> 01:53:35,204
- These battlers are all soft,
- 2916
- 01:53:35,206 --> 01:53:36,973
- they just pull the tough
- guy shit for the views /
- 2917
- 01:53:36,975 --> 01:53:38,942
- Well I'm all up in your
- face now... so
- 2918
- 01:53:38,944 --> 01:53:41,113
- what the fuck is this
- bitch gonna do?
- 2919
- 01:53:43,782 --> 01:53:45,385
- What you goin' do?
- 2920
- 01:53:51,491 --> 01:53:53,225
- What the fuck, fam?
- 2921
- 01:53:53,791 --> 01:53:55,292
- That little love tap?
- 2922
- 01:53:55,294 --> 01:53:56,893
- That was real touching /
- 2923
- 01:53:56,895 --> 01:53:58,262
- But I just murdered
- my own friend
- 2924
- 01:53:58,264 --> 01:54:01,367
- so you should know that
- I DON'T FEEL NOTHING! /
- 2925
- 01:54:03,434 --> 01:54:05,468
- You tap chins when
- you know you can't win,
- 2926
- 01:54:05,470 --> 01:54:07,503
- you thought you could
- leave me on the ground? /
- 2927
- 01:54:07,505 --> 01:54:10,207
- I mighta lost a tooth,
- but... Fuck it,
- 2928
- 01:54:10,209 --> 01:54:12,812
- I JUST BEAT YOU
- FOR THE CROWN!
- 2929
- 01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:28,627
- What you goin' do,
- hit him again?
- 2930
- 01:54:38,636 --> 01:54:40,035
- I've been going to
- battles for mad years.
- 2931
- 01:54:40,037 --> 01:54:41,806
- I ain't NEVER seen
- no shit like that.
- 2932
- 01:54:41,808 --> 01:54:44,240
- You the greatest white
- battle rapper of all time.
- 2933
- 01:54:44,242 --> 01:54:45,475
- Bar none.
- You the greatest.
- 2934
- 01:54:45,477 --> 01:54:46,942
- Greatest WHITE battle rapper.
- 2935
- 01:54:46,944 --> 01:54:50,780
- Yo, you were fucking amazing.
- 2936
- 01:54:50,782 --> 01:54:53,484
- Like seriously incredible.
- 2937
- 01:54:53,486 --> 01:54:55,619
- I'm honored to be a
- part of that shit, bro.
- 2938
- 01:54:55,621 --> 01:54:56,418
- Thanks, man.
- 2939
- 01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:58,156
- For real,
- I fucking love you, man.
- 2940
- 01:54:59,157 --> 01:55:00,223
- Oh shit, I'm sorry.
- 2941
- 01:55:00,225 --> 01:55:02,327
- Don't worry about it man,
- you good.
- 2942
- 01:55:10,536 --> 01:55:11,601
- A-DAM!
- 2943
- 01:55:11,603 --> 01:55:12,869
- A-DAM!
- 2944
- 01:55:12,871 --> 01:55:13,402
- A-DAM!
- 2945
- 01:55:13,404 --> 01:55:13,803
- A-DAM!
- 2946
- 01:55:13,805 --> 01:55:14,538
- A-DAM!
- 2947
- 01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:15,438
- A-DAM!
- 2948
- 01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:16,073
- A-DAM!
- 2949
- 01:55:16,075 --> 01:55:17,343
- A-DAM!
- 2950
- 01:55:24,683 --> 01:55:28,220
- Battle release day,
- battle release day.
- 2951
- 01:55:33,692 --> 01:55:35,225
- ...THIS is the one you
- been hearing about.
- 2952
- 01:55:35,227 --> 01:55:37,093
- If I came back from the
- future to tell myself
- 2953
- 01:55:37,095 --> 01:55:38,261
- this shit happened,
- 2954
- 01:55:38,263 --> 01:55:39,929
- I'd tell myself to get
- the fuck outta here.
- 2955
- 01:55:39,931 --> 01:55:43,334
- A battler so new he doesn't
- even have a fuckin' rap name
- 2956
- 01:55:43,336 --> 01:55:45,735
- going up against the ultimate
- juggernaut of the scene.
- 2957
- 01:55:45,737 --> 01:55:46,436
- On the spot.
- I got it.
- 2958
- 01:55:46,438 --> 01:55:48,170
- I know.
- 2959
- 01:55:48,172 --> 01:55:50,175
- I know what my
- rap name should be.
- 2960
- 01:55:51,175 --> 01:55:51,909
- My name is.
- 2961
- 01:55:51,911 --> 01:55:52,642
- Hi!
- 2962
- 01:55:52,644 --> 01:55:53,877
- My name is (what?)
- 2963
- 01:55:53,879 --> 01:55:55,145
- My name is (who?)
- 2964
- 01:55:55,147 --> 01:55:57,448
- My name is Slim Shady
- 2965
- 01:55:57,450 --> 01:55:58,080
- Hi!
- 2966
- 01:55:58,082 --> 01:55:59,848
- My name is (huh?)
- 2967
- 01:55:59,850 --> 01:56:01,017
- My name is (what?)
- 2968
- 01:56:01,019 --> 01:56:03,020
- My name is Slim Shady
- 2969
- 01:56:03,022 --> 01:56:03,986
- Hi!
- 2970
- 01:56:03,988 --> 01:56:05,588
- My name is (what?)
- excuse me
- 2971
- 01:56:05,590 --> 01:56:06,455
- My name is (who?)
- 2972
- 01:56:06,457 --> 01:56:08,991
- My name is Slim Shady
- Hi!
- 2973
- 01:56:08,993 --> 01:56:10,227
- Can I have the
- attention of the class
- 2974
- 01:56:10,229 --> 01:56:11,294
- My name is (huh?)
- 2975
- 01:56:11,296 --> 01:56:12,228
- My name is (what?)
- (For one second?)
- 2976
- 01:56:12,230 --> 01:56:14,698
- My name is Slim Shady
- 2977
- 01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:15,665
- Hi kids!
- 2978
- 01:56:15,667 --> 01:56:16,667
- Do you like violence?
- 2979
- 01:56:16,669 --> 01:56:18,502
- (yeah yeah) Wanna see
- me stick Nine Inch Nails
- 2980
- 01:56:18,504 --> 01:56:20,035
- Through each one
- of my eyelids?
- 2981
- 01:56:20,037 --> 01:56:21,170
- (uh-huh)
- 2982
- 01:56:21,172 --> 01:56:22,705
- Wanna copy me
- and do exactly like I did?
- 2983
- 01:56:22,707 --> 01:56:25,542
- (yeah yeah) Try 'cid and get
- fucked up worse that my life is?
- 2984
- 01:56:25,544 --> 01:56:27,110
- (huh) My brain's dead weight,
- 2985
- 01:56:27,112 --> 01:56:28,277
- I'm tryin' to get my
- head straight
- 2986
- 01:56:28,279 --> 01:56:30,146
- But I can't figure
- out which Spice Girl
- 2987
- 01:56:30,148 --> 01:56:31,481
- I want to impregnate
- 2988
- 01:56:31,483 --> 01:56:32,515
- (oh)
- 2989
- 01:56:32,517 --> 01:56:34,017
- And Dr.Dre said,
- "Slim Shady you a base-head"
- 2990
- 01:56:34,019 --> 01:56:35,151
- Uh-uh!
- 2991
- 01:56:35,153 --> 01:56:37,154
- "So why's your face
- red? Man you wasted"
- 2992
- 01:56:37,156 --> 01:56:38,254
- Well since age twelve,
- 2993
- 01:56:38,256 --> 01:56:39,722
- I've felt like I'm someone else
- 2994
- 01:56:39,724 --> 01:56:42,526
- 'Cause I hung my original self
- from the top bunk with a belt
- 2995
- 01:56:42,528 --> 01:56:45,261
- Got pissed off and
- ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
- 2996
- 01:56:45,263 --> 01:56:46,530
- And smacked her so hard
- 2997
- 01:56:46,532 --> 01:56:48,265
- I knocked her clothes
- backwards like Kris Kross
- 2998
- 01:56:48,267 --> 01:56:50,868
- I smoke a fat pound of grass
- and fall on my ass
- 2999
- 01:56:50,870 --> 01:56:53,535
- Faster than a fat bitch who
- sat down too fast
- 3000
- 01:56:53,537 --> 01:56:56,707
- C'mere slut (Shady, wait a
- minute, that's my girl dog)
- 3001
- 01:56:56,709 --> 01:56:59,610
- I don't give a fuck, God sent
- me to piss the world off
- 3002
- 01:56:59,612 --> 01:57:00,142
- Hi!
- 3003
- 01:57:00,144 --> 01:57:01,244
- My name is (what?)
- 3004
- 01:57:01,246 --> 01:57:02,713
- My name is (who?)
- 3005
- 01:57:02,715 --> 01:57:04,948
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3006
- 01:57:04,950 --> 01:57:05,749
- Hi!
- 3007
- 01:57:05,751 --> 01:57:06,883
- My name is (huh?)
- 3008
- 01:57:06,885 --> 01:57:08,185
- My name is (what?)
- 3009
- 01:57:08,187 --> 01:57:10,654
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3010
- 01:57:10,656 --> 01:57:11,186
- Hi!
- 3011
- 01:57:11,188 --> 01:57:12,321
- My name is (what?)
- 3012
- 01:57:12,323 --> 01:57:13,856
- My name is (who?)
- 3013
- 01:57:13,858 --> 01:57:16,160
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3014
- 01:57:16,162 --> 01:57:16,860
- Hi!
- 3015
- 01:57:16,862 --> 01:57:18,061
- My name is (huh?)
- 3016
- 01:57:18,063 --> 01:57:19,428
- My name is (what?)
- 3017
- 01:57:19,430 --> 01:57:21,664
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3018
- 01:57:21,666 --> 01:57:24,200
- My English teacher wanted
- to have flunk me in Junior High
- 3019
- 01:57:24,202 --> 01:57:27,204
- Thanks a lot next semester
- I'll be thirty-five
- 3020
- 01:57:27,206 --> 01:57:29,472
- I smacked him
- in his face with an eraser
- 3021
- 01:57:29,474 --> 01:57:30,740
- Chased him with a stapler
- 3022
- 01:57:30,742 --> 01:57:33,476
- And stapled his nuts to a
- stack of papers (ow)
- 3023
- 01:57:33,478 --> 01:57:34,710
- Walked in the strip club,
- 3024
- 01:57:34,712 --> 01:57:37,013
- had my jacket zipped up
- Flashed the bartender,
- 3025
- 01:57:37,015 --> 01:57:40,183
- then stuck my dick in the
- tip cup Extraterrestrial,
- 3026
- 01:57:40,185 --> 01:57:42,052
- running over pedestrians
- In a space ship
- 3027
- 01:57:42,054 --> 01:57:44,753
- while they screamin' at me
- "Let's just be friends"
- 3028
- 01:57:44,755 --> 01:57:46,755
- Ninety-nine percent of my
- life I was lied to
- 3029
- 01:57:46,757 --> 01:57:49,860
- I just found out my mom
- does more dope than I do
- 3030
- 01:57:49,862 --> 01:57:50,860
- (damn)
- 3031
- 01:57:50,862 --> 01:57:52,428
- I told her I'd grow up
- to be a famous rapper
- 3032
- 01:57:52,430 --> 01:57:55,298
- Make a record about doin'
- drugs and name it after her
- 3033
- 01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:56,633
- (oh thank you)
- 3034
- 01:57:56,635 --> 01:57:58,168
- You know you blew up when
- the women rush your stands
- 3035
- 01:57:58,170 --> 01:57:59,302
- And try to touch your hands
- 3036
- 01:57:59,304 --> 01:58:01,237
- like some screamin'
- Usher fans (ah)
- 3037
- 01:58:01,239 --> 01:58:02,972
- This guy at White Castle
- asked for my autograph
- 3038
- 01:58:02,974 --> 01:58:03,839
- (Dude, can I get
- your autograph?)
- 3039
- 01:58:03,841 --> 01:58:04,841
- So I signed it,
- 3040
- 01:58:04,843 --> 01:58:06,810
- "Dear Dave, thanks for
- the support, asshole!"
- 3041
- 01:58:06,812 --> 01:58:07,343
- Hi!
- 3042
- 01:58:07,345 --> 01:58:08,411
- My name is (what?)
- 3043
- 01:58:08,413 --> 01:58:09,980
- My name is (who?)
- 3044
- 01:58:09,982 --> 01:58:12,216
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3045
- 01:58:12,218 --> 01:58:12,915
- Hi!
- 3046
- 01:58:12,917 --> 01:58:14,084
- My name is(what?)
- 3047
- 01:58:14,086 --> 01:58:15,485
- My name is (who?)
- 3048
- 01:58:15,487 --> 01:58:17,887
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3049
- 01:58:17,889 --> 01:58:18,387
- Hi!
- 3050
- 01:58:18,389 --> 01:58:19,856
- My name is (huh?)
- 3051
- 01:58:19,858 --> 01:58:21,191
- My name is (who?)
- 3052
- 01:58:21,193 --> 01:58:23,593
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3053
- 01:58:23,595 --> 01:58:24,127
- Hi!
- 3054
- 01:58:24,129 --> 01:58:25,328
- My name is (what?)
- 3055
- 01:58:25,330 --> 01:58:26,862
- My name is (whot?)
- 3056
- 01:58:26,864 --> 01:58:28,865
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3057
- 01:58:28,867 --> 01:58:32,235
- Stop the tape, this kid needs
- to be locked away (get him)
- 3058
- 01:58:32,237 --> 01:58:34,469
- Dr. Dre, don't just
- stand there, operate!
- 3059
- 01:58:34,471 --> 01:58:35,672
- I'm not ready to leave,
- 3060
- 01:58:35,674 --> 01:58:37,508
- it's too scary to die
- (fuck that)
- 3061
- 01:58:37,510 --> 01:58:39,542
- I'll have to be carried
- inside the cemetery and
- 3062
- 01:58:39,544 --> 01:58:40,977
- buried alive (Huh yup!)
- 3063
- 01:58:40,979 --> 01:58:43,111
- Am I comin' or goin'?
- I can barely decide
- 3064
- 01:58:43,113 --> 01:58:46,583
- I just drank a fifth of vodka,
- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
- 3065
- 01:58:46,585 --> 01:58:48,584
- All my life I was
- very deprived
- 3066
- 01:58:48,586 --> 01:58:49,718
- I ain't had a woman in years,
- 3067
- 01:58:49,720 --> 01:58:51,753
- and my palms are too
- hairy to hide
- 3068
- 01:58:51,755 --> 01:58:52,688
- (Whoops!)
- 3069
- 01:58:52,690 --> 01:58:54,024
- Clothes ripped like the
- Incredible Hulk
- 3070
- 01:58:54,026 --> 01:58:55,325
- I spit when I talk,
- 3071
- 01:58:55,327 --> 01:58:57,160
- I'll fuck anything that
- walks (c'mere)
- 3072
- 01:58:57,162 --> 01:58:59,795
- When I was little I used to
- get so hungry I would throw fits
- 3073
- 01:58:59,797 --> 01:59:01,630
- How you gonna breast
- feed me Mom? (wah)
- 3074
- 01:59:01,632 --> 01:59:02,865
- You ain't got no tits
- (wah)
- 3075
- 01:59:02,867 --> 01:59:05,500
- I lay awake and
- strap myself in the bed
- 3076
- 01:59:05,502 --> 01:59:06,837
- Put a bulletproof vest on
- 3077
- 01:59:06,839 --> 01:59:08,303
- and shoot myself in the head
- (bang)
- 3078
- 01:59:08,305 --> 01:59:09,606
- I'm steamin' mad (argh)
- 3079
- 01:59:09,608 --> 01:59:11,741
- And by the way
- when you see my dad? (yeah)
- 3080
- 01:59:11,743 --> 01:59:13,043
- Tell him that
- I slit his throat,
- 3081
- 01:59:13,045 --> 01:59:14,110
- in this dream I had
- 3082
- 01:59:14,112 --> 01:59:14,843
- Hi!
- 3083
- 01:59:14,845 --> 01:59:15,978
- My name is (what?)
- 3084
- 01:59:15,980 --> 01:59:17,246
- My name is (who?)
- 3085
- 01:59:17,248 --> 01:59:19,615
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3086
- 01:59:19,617 --> 01:59:20,116
- Hi!
- 3087
- 01:59:20,118 --> 01:59:21,817
- My name is (huh?)
- 3088
- 01:59:21,819 --> 01:59:22,953
- My name is (what?)
- 3089
- 01:59:22,955 --> 01:59:25,187
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3090
- 01:59:25,189 --> 01:59:25,922
- Hi!
- 3091
- 01:59:25,924 --> 01:59:27,190
- My name is (what?)
- 3092
- 01:59:27,192 --> 01:59:28,424
- My name is (who?)
- 3093
- 01:59:28,426 --> 01:59:30,860
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3094
- 01:59:30,862 --> 01:59:31,360
- Hi!
- 3095
- 01:59:31,362 --> 01:59:32,896
- My name is (huh?)
- 3096
- 01:59:32,898 --> 01:59:34,196
- My name is (who?)
- 3097
- 01:59:34,198 --> 01:59:36,399
- My name is Slim Shady
- 3098
- 01:59:50,051 --> 01:59:55,051
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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