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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #NaN
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41615300/#41629282
- QOTT: What do you want from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss?
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- >where were you when an omniscient, all powerful, entity appeared and demanded it wanted to take a picture of your privates for its own collection, and it would be comparing you to your acquaintances/enemies
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- >Mogs all of them.
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- >"O-oh dear loony, is something s'matter?"
- >"No it's fine chops, just, wow."
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- >Loona walks funny the whole next week
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- >Loona soon joins a ‘Sheepdog’ group
- >It’s an uderground establishment for Hellhounds who have Caprid partners, which is tabboo among hellhounds due to the latters being the traditional prey in ancient times.
- >Loona actually starts to make friends and gets included in get-togethers
- >She is hesitant however to tell the others, that her Sheep is actually an angel.
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- >the more she hangs out and goes on dates with him, the more mellow she becomes
- >doesn't lose her edge in combat, she just takes up less baby kicking hobbies
- >and the sx
- >oh the sx
- >the people at the sheepdog group start noticing
- >one day she shows up in a bright cheery dress
- >somethingswrongwiththisimage.jpg
- >finally confront her as to why she hasn't brought her bf in
- >finally decide to bring him
- >a mixture of shock, surprise, and admiration spreads across the room
- >someone shouts "ATTA GIRL"
- >everyone is generally supportive of her angelic bf
- >lots of "didn't know you had it in you girl"s and "how did you two even meet?"
- >proposes to him the next day
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- >Marriage have to be kept a secret, What with the taboo and all.
- >Even so, the support of the group makes everything bareable.
- >Still, it’s difficult to go out together in Hell, especially since he is an angel.
- >Eventually starts using Stolas’ tome to go on dates in the human world, as they’re less likely to be regocnized in their disguises.
- >Only issue are the Teo remaining Cherubs stuck on Earth, as they continually attempts to ‘save’ their former ally from the ‘demon temptress’.
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- >their ideas of trying to "save" their ally from that "demon" temptress are the least thought through plans
- >wylie coyote had more successes than them
- >most of the time they just ignore them and keep on their date
- >on one of the plans they decide to go to hell to pull it off with a "decoy" collin
- >it's a purple sock with googley eyes on it
- >it doesn't pan out well
- >and they're in hell
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- This wimpy SHEEP is fking hot goths and basically, you're fking gay
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- Collin is the ultimate Chad
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- It’s no wonder that Loona became a Sheepdog
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- never mess with the angel in a group of demons, they had to have done something fked up to get respect.
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