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- (11:35:52 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: ho drooqen
- (11:35:58 AM) Droqen: xion ho
- (11:36:03 AM) Droqen: (boat landing on you0
- (11:36:07 AM) Droqen: (look oout)
- (11:36:12 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: ouch
- (11:36:24 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: hel--help meee
- (11:36:30 AM) Droqen: xD
- (11:36:37 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: a boat is crushing my lungssss
- (11:36:42 AM) Droqen: it is okay
- (11:36:48 AM) Droqen: the boat is carrying spare lungs
- (11:36:50 AM) Droqen: to the land of xion
- (11:36:52 AM) Droqen: what is one lung
- (11:36:55 AM) Droqen: when you could have many
- (11:37:23 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: oh my
- (11:37:37 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: but those lungs don't really help if I'm still under a boat
- (11:37:43 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: even if it is said lunged boat
- (11:38:02 AM) Droqen: ):
- (11:38:04 AM) Droqen: well
- (11:38:07 AM) Droqen: its passengers are also all
- (11:38:09 AM) Droqen: lung doctors.
- (11:38:16 AM) Droqen: lung transplant musicians of the highest calibur
- (11:38:24 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: that's great
- (11:38:31 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: now can you please get this boat off of me
- (11:38:37 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: so that they can help
- (11:38:37 AM) Droqen: no the captain is dead
- (11:38:43 AM) Droqen: he doesn't know how to breathe
- (11:38:55 AM) Droqen: they can replace your lungs with ones that will not be crushed though
- (11:39:07 AM) Droqen: so you can be just fine in case a boat lands on you
- (11:39:09 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: will I still be under a boat
- (11:39:13 AM) Droqen: maybe
- (11:39:22 AM) Droqen: here look we'll call for a boat lifting crew boat
- (11:39:34 AM) Droqen: even better we'll call a boat lifting crew helicopter*
- (11:39:45 AM) Droqen: it will definitely not land on you just causing more problems
- (11:40:15 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: :[
- (11:40:19 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: *waits*
- (11:40:31 AM) Droqen: you have
- (11:40:34 AM) Droqen: leveled up
- (11:40:35 AM) Droqen: take a level of
- (11:40:37 AM) Droqen: teleport wizard
- (11:40:41 AM) Droqen: and get outta there
- (11:40:49 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: oh, sweet
- (11:41:00 AM) Droqen: do you meet the prerequisites
- (11:41:33 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: I my INT is only 6 :<
- (11:41:42 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: I'm a fighter
- (11:41:53 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: can you
- (11:41:56 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: lend me some INT
- (11:42:02 AM) Droqen: >:/ ok
- (11:42:07 AM) Droqen: but just this once
- (11:42:12 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: I'll pay you back I swear
- (11:42:14 AM) Droqen: wait why don't you just get a boat lifter level
- (11:42:26 AM) Droqen: even a level 1 boat lifter can lift basically any terrestrial boat
- (11:42:31 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: oh :0
- (11:42:32 AM) Droqen: if you take 20
- (11:42:39 AM) Droqen: and the strength prereq is pretty low
- (11:42:41 AM) Droqen: well
- (11:42:44 AM) Droqen: relatively speaking anyway
- (11:42:51 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: yeah I have enough for that
- (11:42:55 AM) Droqen: sweet
- (11:43:06 AM) Droqen: be careful you don't kill the lung docs though
- (11:43:19 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: oh, okay
- (11:43:27 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: hng
- (11:43:32 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: hrrgn
- (11:43:41 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: aurrrrgh
- (11:43:46 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: whew
- (11:43:52 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: okay the boat's off me
- (11:43:58 AM) Droqen: hahaha
- (11:44:00 AM) Droqen: yay.
- (11:44:04 AM) Droqen: we are victorious.
- (11:44:10 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: it kind of tipped over though so
- (11:44:11 AM) Droqen: well, i didn't actually do anythin
- (11:44:13 AM) Droqen: oh
- (11:44:16 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: I don't know if the people inside are okay
- (11:44:18 AM) Droqen: that's okay i had a level in
- (11:44:21 AM) Droqen: straightener
- (11:44:30 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: alright, sweet
- (11:44:45 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: and the doctors inside can probably take care of any injuries
- (11:44:53 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: if those injuries are related to lungs
- (11:44:56 AM) Droqen: yeah
- (11:45:03 AM) Droqen: well they have some synergy, you know
- (11:45:03 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: which isn't too improbable
- (11:45:08 AM) Droqen: they're okay at other doctoring too
- (11:45:14 AM) Droqen: you will be okay at lifting and boating as well
- (11:45:28 AM) Droqen: i guess i am good at heterosexuality and hair straightening
- (11:45:43 AM) Droqen: man i am like those crazy religious people
- (11:45:45 AM) Droqen: ):
- (11:45:50 AM) xionight@gmail.com/142ED966: hahaha
- (11:45:51 AM) Droqen: christian, mostly
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