[RPGStuck C4S3] UE: Show Up

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[20:08] <pIgburneR> matt or nerdlord?
[20:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Depends
[20:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Which one do you hate more?
[20:08] <pIgburneR> nah I like nerdatron
[20:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Well crumbs
[20:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Guess I'm Matt now
[20:09] <myrmidonSycophant> Gotta get all the loathing points
[20:09] <pIgburneR> so this is your gaymer charcter?
[20:09] <myrmidonSycophant> Y'know
[20:10] <myrmidonSycophant> That's the third time now you've questioned my proclivities in that regard
[20:10] <pIgburneR> your what now
[20:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Dear PB, you don't have to be coy
[20:10] <myrmidonSycophant> If you're so lonely that I'm seeming like a decent option...
[20:11] <myrmidonSycophant> Well, I personally would recommend visiting that staircase I mentioned before
[20:11] <pIgburneR> wait wait wait duuude
[20:11] <pIgburneR> i'm not fucking gay
[20:11] <myrmidonSycophant> That's okay
[20:12] <myrmidonSycophant> I've secretly been a girl all along
[20:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Call me Liz
[20:12] <pIgburneR> we all know you are a dude
[20:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Lies and slander
[20:12] <pIgburneR> don't be silly
[20:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Yes dear
[20:13] <pIgburneR> whatvs boy
[20:13] <myrmidonSycophant> Regardless
[20:14] <myrmidonSycophant> Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
[20:14] <pIgburneR> as of the happenings in the geopolitical stage on many stances? not really
[20:15] <myrmidonSycophant> And what of you and Tyn?
[20:15] <myrmidonSycophant> And ZT, apparently
[20:15] <myrmidonSycophant> New player?
[20:15] <pIgburneR> no idea whatsoever
[20:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm yzabtech
[20:16] <myrmidonSycophant> This is... less than helpful information, ZT
[20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm 12yz12ab
[20:16] <pIgburneR> I agree
[20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm the cool new NPC
[20:16] <pIgburneR> is that some sort of nerd code?
[20:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Ah
[20:16] <zoroastrianTextuary> yzabetch is my irc name
[20:16] <myrmidonSycophant> I was under the impression I would be running my own NPCs
[20:16] <pIgburneR> a what now
[20:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Are you sure I can't interest you in a spot in the party?
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> wait
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> we're in characte
[20:17] <myrmidonSycophant> That was the idea, yeah
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> motherfuck
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ignore me
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit))
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((ignore that0)
[20:17] <myrmidonSycophant> ((Want me to edit it out of the pastebin?))
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((i'm tired as fuck))
[20:17] <pIgburneR> hahahahahah
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((yeah just eidt it out))
[20:17] <pIgburneR> this is casual bro
[20:17] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((i was waiting for it to start))
[20:18] <pIgburneR> reelax
[20:18] <pIgburneR> it just happened
[20:18] <myrmidonSycophant> It's too late
[20:18] <myrmidonSycophant> The fourth wall has been irrevocably destroyed
[20:18] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((lol i kept waiting for stuff to start, i wanted to hop in at the very beginning whatever, i'll be IC from now on))
[20:18] <myrmidonSycophant> We C1 now bois
[20:19] <pIgburneR> breaking the motherfucking 4th wall like it's in berlin
[20:19] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((lol))
[20:20] <myrmidonSycophant> So as I was saying
[20:20] <myrmidonSycophant> Yourself and Tyn?
[20:21] <myrmidonSycophant> Nothing broken, bruised, bleeding, or blowing up?
[20:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> i apologize for the delay in my response!
[20:21] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, greetings, hello hello!
[20:21] <pIgburneR> wait what blew up
[20:21] <pIgburneR> i missed the fireworks
[20:22] <myrmidonSycophant> And ZT!
[20:22] <myrmidonSycophant> Another new player?
[20:22] <pIgburneR> I guess
[20:22] <myrmidonSycophant> Pleasure to have you aboard
[20:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> i was informed of your presence from an unknown source, and from reading what i've seen so far, i find you all very interesting!
[20:22] <zoroastrianTextuary> a player, you say?
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> why, it's started already?
[20:23] <pIgburneR> I think he means he found you on facebook
[20:23] <myrmidonSycophant> Not quite yet
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> how are you informed of its presence?
[20:23] <pIgburneR> yeah don't get the party started without me
[20:23] <myrmidonSycophant> Well, myself and Tyn have had some previous campaigns, but this next one is yet to begin
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...campaigns?
[20:23] <myrmidonSycophant> Ideally with a much... different... group
[20:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> as in, you have played the game before?
[20:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Of course
[20:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Dozens of times
[20:24] <pIgburneR> yeah he's a huge nerd
[20:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...we must be talking about two very different things.
[20:24] <myrmidonSycophant> I don't see why
[20:24] <zoroastrianTextuary> nothing, forget it! this must be the spoilers i was informed of.
[20:25] <zoroastrianTextuary> continuing on, tell me about this new game. what's it like?
[20:25] <pIgburneR> the what now
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Now, now
[20:25] <pIgburneR> you spoiling yogurt now?
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm hardly going to give out spoilers so soon
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Yogurt or not
[20:25] <pIgburneR> let me guess
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> I've barely even put together the story!
[20:25] <pIgburneR> everyone but me dies
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> PB, why on earth would you survive?
[20:25] <pIgburneR> because I'm fucking awesome
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Granted
[20:25] <myrmidonSycophant> You make a good point
[20:26] <pIgburneR> yo you talking with the motherfucking god
[20:26] <myrmidonSycophant> Allow me a moment to revise my documents
[20:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> a...god you say?
[20:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> oh, a figure of speech.
[20:26] <myrmidonSycophant> No, literal
[20:26] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not well-versed in those.
[20:26] <pIgburneR> well, how do you know
[20:26] <myrmidonSycophant> PB is the Aztech deity of anarchy
[20:27] <pIgburneR> I'd be ok with that
[20:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Praise be to his glory
[20:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> the gods have their own esperchum handles, long-forgotten and only known by few!
[20:27] <pIgburneR> although a knight of freedom or angel of anarchy is a better name I feel
[20:27] <myrmidonSycophant> No, too bad
[20:27] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am sure pigBurner is not one of them.
[20:27] <myrmidonSycophant> You're the god
[20:27] <myrmidonSycophant> The people have decided
[20:27] <myrmidonSycophant> And if you force them to change it, you'll only be solidifying your control
[20:27] <pIgburneR> heck yeah!
[20:28] <myrmidonSycophant> Which in turn causes you to lose hold of the title
[20:28] <myrmidonSycophant> Angel of freedom is simply not an option
[20:28] <pIgburneR> yeah
[20:29] <pIgburneR> hey MS have you got some nice jams?
[20:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...again, you must be talking about a vastly different topic than i am.
[20:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> jams, you say?
[20:29] <pIgburneR> yeah something chill
[20:29] <myrmidonSycophant> I like strawberry
[20:29] <zoroastrianTextuary> now fruit preserves are a topic i can relate to!
[20:30] <zoroastrianTextuary> something...chill....
[20:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> refridgerated?
[20:31] <myrmidonSycophant> Of course
[20:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((idk how to spell that word IC or OOC so))
[20:31] <myrmidonSycophant> What sort of person leaves their jam outside of the fridge?
[20:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> agreed.
[20:31] <pIgburneR> whatever I'll just drop some iron maidin
[20:31] <myrmidonSycophant> It's basically just mushy fruit
[20:31] <zoroastrianTextuary> there is little electric power down here, i prefer to use an enchanted ice box.
[20:31] <myrmidonSycophant> Y'don't leave fruit unrefrigerated
[20:32] <pIgburneR> oh is that where you keep the beer?
[20:32] <pIgburneR> I got one of those in the basement
[20:32] <pIgburneR> brb the door's going boom boom
[20:33] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not in possession of alcoholic beverages, and what i have is strictly for ritualistic purposes only.
[20:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Darn it PB you said there was no blowing up
[20:33] <myrmidonSycophant> @ZT: Link me your ritual?
[20:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Also will grape juice do?  Mum doesn't like having alcohol inside
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[20:34] <myrmidonSycophant> Darn it PB you said there was no blowing up
[20:34] <myrmidonSycophant> @ZT: Link me your ritual?
[20:34] <myrmidonSycophant> Also will grape juice do?  Mum doesn't like having alcohol inside
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[20:35] <zoroastrianTextuary> a link?
[20:35] <myrmidonSycophant> Please
[20:35] <myrmidonSycophant> Or a pigeon-delivered scroll
[20:36] <myrmidonSycophant> One of the two
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am afraid my practices are not available on the open internet, and they may only be performed by a trained professional.
[20:36] <zoroastrianTextuary> all of my pigeons are busy at the moment.
[20:36] <pIgburneR> alrighty i'm back
[20:36] <pIgburneR> what did I miss?
[20:37] <myrmidonSycophant> So train me
[20:37] <myrmidonSycophant> And then when that's done and the pigeons are free
[20:37] <pIgburneR> man you got pigeons too???
[20:37] <myrmidonSycophant> Mail me the ritual
[20:37] <pIgburneR> holy shit there's more than one insane old man in the world
[20:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> it would take years of preparation and dedication since birth to train you.
[20:38] <pIgburneR> whatcha talking about, bringing neo or some shit?
[20:38] <myrmidonSycophant> I am dedicated
[20:38] <myrmidonSycophant> I have absolutely no life, dude
[20:38] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am afraid it is not a possibility, although it would be nice to have another Follower; i guess i am meant to be the last one.
[20:39] <operaticTinner> Are we performiing riitualliistiic kiilllliings agaiin
[20:39] <myrmidonSycophant> Like, none
[20:39] <operaticTinner> Are we iin character riight now
[20:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> in character...?
[20:39] <myrmidonSycophant> Teach me your ways, O ZT
[20:39] <pIgburneR> oh shit OT's here
[20:39] <pIgburneR> what up
[20:39] <zoroastrianTextuary> i assure you that i am not putting on a character as of now.
[20:39] <operaticTinner> Yeah, thiis iis some iillllumiinatii shiit
[20:39] <operaticTinner> Not much
[20:40] <operaticTinner> Sorry II'm ll@e
[20:40] <myrmidonSycophant> We missed you
[20:40] <pIgburneR> yeah this new guy is handing out pamphlets for his cult
[20:40] <operaticTinner> So there are riitualliistiic kiilllliings
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> as i said, i would, myrmidionSycophant, but you are not meant to--
[20:40] <myrmidonSycophant> I can't even tell if you're tryna drag the word out or not
[20:40] <zoroastrianTextuary> there shall be no killings involved.
[20:40] <operaticTinner> Cooll
[20:40] <operaticTinner> Damn
[20:41] <operaticTinner> Thiis cullt iis suddenlly lless cullty
[20:41] <pIgburneR> booorinnnnggg
[20:41] <pIgburneR> where's the sacrifices
[20:41] <pIgburneR> ok so I'm making my own cult
[20:41] <myrmidonSycophant> Praise be to the Aztech God of Anarchy
[20:41] <pIgburneR> to enter you gotta stab a capitalist pig
[20:41] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Do I count?
[20:41] <pIgburneR> I'm no god, call me an angel
[20:41] <pIgburneR> no you don't
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Aww
[20:42] <operaticTinner> II'd rather not stab mysellf II thiink
[20:42] <pIgburneR> I don't like the idea of being over someone, I rather be the guiding one
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Well that's too bad
[20:42] <pIgburneR> you are a capitalist pig!!!!
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Because if you tell me what I should call you...
[20:42] <pIgburneR> OMG I thought better of you OT
[20:42] <operaticTinner> II'm an Ameriican ciitizen we're allll capiitalliist piigs
[20:42] <zoroastrianTextuary> my ways are not a cult, they are more closely described as one of your...religions.
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Darn it Tyn
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> I thought you were s'posed to be a bunny
[20:42] <myrmidonSycophant> And darn it ZT
[20:42] <operaticTinner> II'm that too
[20:43] <myrmidonSycophant> I thought you were supposed to not be a scientologist
[20:43] <pIgburneR> you are a bun, you ain't a pig
[20:43] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am not aware of what scientology is.
[20:43] <myrmidonSycophant> Your religion
[20:43] <pIgburneR> cult that steals people off their money
[20:43] <zoroastrianTextuary> to be honest, this is my first contact with the outside world in quite a while.
[20:43] <myrmidonSycophant> Oh
[20:43] <zoroastrianTextuary> possibly forever.
[20:43] <pIgburneR> basically capitalism and religion had a baby again
[20:43] <myrmidonSycophant> Amish, then
[20:44] <operaticTinner> II'm a bunny piig
[20:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Dude
[20:44] <pIgburneR> that's just gross
[20:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Your parents had issues
[20:44] <pIgburneR> yeah what the fuck
[20:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Like, I knew one of them already did
[20:44] <myrmidonSycophant> But *seriously*?
[20:45] <pIgburneR> well this brings a whole new meaning to farm kid
[20:45] <operaticTinner> II assume when PB tallks about capiitalliists beiing piigs he means so metaphoriicalllly?
[20:45] <myrmidonSycophant> That is... quite the halfbreed
[20:45] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((brb))
[20:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Nope, literal
[20:45] <pIgburneR> yeah
[20:45] <pIgburneR> you need to find an actual pig who's a capitalist
[20:45] <pIgburneR> that's part of the trial
[20:45] <operaticTinner> Or does he have some fancy new Nazii deviice that turns capiitalliists iinto piigs to feed to Jews iin hiis camps
[20:46] <myrmidonSycophant> I'll check
[20:46] <pIgburneR> WOW
[20:46] <pIgburneR> WOOOOW
[20:46] <pIgburneR> that was over the line
[20:46] <operaticTinner> Heh
[20:46] <operaticTinner> So was worlld war two
[20:46] <operaticTinner> <3
[20:46] <myrmidonSycophant> S'a good point
[20:46] <pIgburneR> too close to home
[20:46] <myrmidonSycophant> Lines were crossed there too
[20:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Battle lines, but still lines
[20:47] <operaticTinner> Okay yeah, maybe the Jewiish thiing was a lliittlle too far
[20:48] <operaticTinner> II just thiink Kosher iis funny
[20:48] <pIgburneR> I asure you there's no facists in this room
[20:49] <operaticTinner> Communiists aren't any better :P Pogroms, m@e
[20:49] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((back))
[20:49] <pIgburneR> well yeah, that's what happens when the state gets too much power
[20:49] <pIgburneR> you can never trust the state
[20:49] <operaticTinner> Whiich seems to be a trend of revollutiions
[20:50] <operaticTinner> Iinsane power
[20:50] <zoroastrianTextuary> the state is but a mortal construct.
[20:50] <pIgburneR> exactly
[20:50] <pIgburneR> see? ZT gets it
[20:50] <operaticTinner> =:<
[20:51] <pIgburneR> I like this guy
[20:52] <zoroastrianTextuary> thank you!
[20:52] <pIgburneR> np bro
[20:52] <pIgburneR> so how exactly did you drop here?
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[20:53] <operaticTinner> Probablly's been frozen iin iice siince Roman tiimes - II'm pretty sure there aren't any Zoroastriians anymore
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> i have not been frozen in any ice, though i have remained relatively isolated.
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> as for a name, i guess...
[20:54] <pIgburneR> I don't know, like there were some in the mougal courts and shit
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> how about Zogg.
[20:54] <zoroastrianTextuary> Zogg is fine.
[20:54] <pIgburneR> like there can still be some
[20:54] <pIgburneR> northern iran bro?
[20:55] <operaticTinner> The Mughalls? They were IIsllamiic lloll
[20:55] <pIgburneR> yeah
[20:55] <pIgburneR> read some history, their greatest emperor allowed them in the court
[20:55] <pIgburneR> because, guess what, having many opinions makes for better ideas
[20:55] <zoroastrianTextuary> although i remain unsure of my origins, apparently my genes are mapped closest to the average Semite or Palestinian.
[20:56] <pIgburneR> ok so your an orphan? wow that's sad
[20:56] <pIgburneR> so yeah around the middle east, makes sense
[20:57] <zoroastrianTextuary> i guess you could call me one. raised only by the books surrounding me.
[20:57] <pIgburneR> wow somehow that made it sadder
[20:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> i am sorry to upset you.
[20:58] <pIgburneR> no it's not upsetting, it's just sad
[21:01] <zoroastrianTextuary> would you prefer to change the topic?
[21:01] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm back with a change of topic, if y'want
[21:02] <myrmidonSycophant> Turns out I *do* have nazi tech, but it turns people into horses instead of pigs
[21:02] <myrmidonSycophant> Sorry to disappoint
[21:03] <zoroastrianTextuary> it is still an amazing transfiguration.
[21:04] <myrmidonSycophant> Yeah, but it doesn't help anyone join PB's cult
[21:04] <myrmidonSycophant> Just make brony dreams come true
[21:04] <myrmidonSycophant> S'not the same
[21:04] <pIgburneR> oh sorry, got distracted
[21:04] <pIgburneR> what went down?
[21:04] <myrmidonSycophant> I have the nazi transfiguration ray
[21:05] <myrmidonSycophant> But it's stuck on horses instead of pigs
[21:05] <pIgburneR> oh snap
[21:05] <zoroastrianTextuary> what is a brony?
[21:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Don't Google it
[21:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Just smile and back away slowly
[21:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> my curiosity must be satisfied!
[21:06] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...
[21:06] <myrmidonSycophant> This is a scary part of the Internet we're edging on, here
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> my curiosity is satisfied....
[21:07] <pIgburneR> where did ya find that? On a Schweizversteck?
[21:07] <zoroastrianTextuary> too much...
[21:07] <myrmidonSycophant> ZT, I am so sorry for your loss
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> ...why?
[21:09] <zoroastrianTextuary> why?
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> how?
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Because the world is a bad place
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Because the world is a bad place
[21:10] <pIgburneR> nice rep
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Carefully directed psychosis
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> but...
[21:10] <pIgburneR> you what?
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> this is not...
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> It is, ZT
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> but clearly....
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> No
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> the books....
[21:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Wrong
[21:10] <zoroastrianTextuary> no......
[21:10] <pIgburneR> just ignore him, he's having a moment
[21:11] <myrmidonSycophant> Yes
[21:11] <myrmidonSycophant> I know it hurts, ZT
[21:11] <pIgburneR> he does this every so often
[21:11] <myrmidonSycophant> Just let it all out
[21:13] <myrmidonSycophant> ... ZT?
[21:13] <pIgburneR> dude you freaked him out
[21:13] <pIgburneR> good job m8
[21:13] <myrmidonSycophant> ZT may be dead
[21:13] <zoroastrianTextuary> excuse me for a moment, i must reinforce my mental capacity.
[21:13] <myrmidonSycophant> ZT
[21:13] <myrmidonSycophant> Before you go
[21:13] <myrmidonSycophant> One thing
[21:14] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Are you still there?
[21:14] <pIgburneR> good bloodey job
[21:14] <zoroastrianTextuary> physically, yes.
[21:15] <myrmidonSycophant> Good
[21:15] <myrmidonSycophant> Well then, like I was saying, there's one thing you need to hear before you go
[21:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> what is it?
[21:15] <myrmidonSycophant> Welcome to the herd.
[21:15] <operaticTinner> Oh my god Llys
[21:15] <operaticTinner> II lleave for ten miinutes and iit devollves iinto thiis
[21:15] <zoroastrianTextuary> i'm glad to be here. :)
[21:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Excellent
[21:16] <myrmidonSycophant> And shush, Tyn
[21:16] <myrmidonSycophant> You're already a furry, you can't complain
[21:16] <operaticTinner> II'm not a furry
[21:16] <pIgburneR> I couldn't stop him
[21:16] <pIgburneR> I tried
[21:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Just a bunny, eh?
[21:16] <operaticTinner> yep
[21:17] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm sure
[21:17] <pIgburneR> bunkin?
[21:22] <operaticTinner> no
[21:22] <operaticTinner> a bunny
[21:23] <operaticTinner> Fuck th@ furry shiit
[21:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> what's a furry?
[21:23] <zoroastrianTextuary> actually, considering what happened previously, maybe i should not ask that question.
[21:23] <pIgburneR> person that likes anthropomorphic animals
[21:23] <pIgburneR> nah it's nothing bad
[21:23] <myrmidonSycophant> Lies
[21:23] <myrmidonSycophant> There's *always* something bad
[21:24] <myrmidonSycophant> This is the Internet we're talking about here
[21:25] <pIgburneR> oh come on there's nothing bad with liking animals that kinda look like people
[21:25] <myrmidonSycophant> PB this is the Internet
[21:26] <pIgburneR> ok yeah I know whatcha referring to
[21:26] <pIgburneR> but they are a minority
[21:26] <pIgburneR> just a very loud one
[21:27] <operaticTinner> bleh
[21:28] <pIgburneR> yeah bleh
[21:28] <myrmidonSycophant> Eeyup
[21:29] <pIgburneR> brb getting something to drink
[21:30] <myrmidonSycophant> Later
[21:30] <myrmidonSycophant> I've still got some grape juice, if ZT is sure the ritual isn't an option
[21:31] <myrmidonSycophant> And... I suppose after all that teaching me won't be something they're willing to do anyway
[21:32] <operaticTinner> Heh
[21:32] <operaticTinner> You're stiillll on about th@?
[21:33] <myrmidonSycophant> What can I say?
[21:33] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm persistent
[21:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Like a cockroach
[21:34] <myrmidonSycophant> Who is also a Jehovah's Witness
[21:34] <myrmidonSycophant> And a telemarketer
[21:34] <operaticTinner> Oh geez pllease no
[21:34] <myrmidonSycophant> Oh geez pllease yes
[21:37] <operaticTinner> Makiing fun of my stiicky keyboard iis a new llow, even for you =:P
[21:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((i'm tired))
[21:37] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((time to fall asleep at the computer))
[21:37] <myrmidonSycophant> I strive to reach lower levels of quality every single day
[21:38] <myrmidonSycophant> ((Have fun))
[21:38] <myrmidonSycophant> ((Will send you pastebin))
[21:39] <operaticTinner> Sometiimes you don't diisappoiint
[21:39] <myrmidonSycophant> Ouch
[21:39] <operaticTinner> Sometiimes you don't, but you stiillll realllly manage to
[21:40] <myrmidonSycophant> Oh okay
[21:40] <myrmidonSycophant> You had me worried there for a sec
[21:40] <myrmidonSycophant> Thought I mighta been losing my touch
[21:40] <operaticTinner> You got somethiing speciiall, allll riight
[21:41] <operaticTinner> haha
[21:41] <operaticTinner> fuckiin terriiblle
[21:41] <myrmidonSycophant> 24/7, baby
[21:41] <myrmidonSycophant> This isn't the sort of garbage you only use when needed
[21:42] <myrmidonSycophant> When you're talking about this much failure, you gotta go all-in
[21:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Make lifestyle changes
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[21:44] <pIgburneR> SUUUUP
[21:44] <pIgburneR> GUESS WHO'S BACK
[21:44] <operaticTinner> Oh hey
[21:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Is it Celine Dion?
[21:44] <pIgburneR> no yo momma's back
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Darn it momma
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Go away
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm busy
[21:45] <pIgburneR> well she busy too if ya catch my drift
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Ah
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Those poor frogs
[21:45] <operaticTinner> Whoa PB's one hot momma II guess lloll
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> And poor murder victim, I guess
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> Since they, y'know, got murdere
[21:45] <myrmidonSycophant> d
[21:46] <pIgburneR> if you say so ;)
[21:46] <pIgburneR> also your momma's french or some shit?
[21:46] <myrmidonSycophant> Canadian
[21:46] <pIgburneR> Ah quebec
[21:46] <pIgburneR> close enough
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> No
[21:47] <pIgburneR> yes
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> The Westerny parts
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Or like
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> All over the place
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> And then all over the world
[21:47] <pIgburneR> the what now
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> idek
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Point is, Canada as a whole
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Why'd she be French?
[21:47] <pIgburneR> because frogs
[21:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Nah
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> She's just got this weird thing about frogs
[21:48] <pIgburneR> as we all know all frog eaters are french
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> She doesn't eat them, though
[21:48] <pIgburneR> huh
[21:48] <pIgburneR> what does she do then?
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> She just kinda... keeps them in a tank
[21:48] <pIgburneR> huh
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> Like pets, I guess
[21:48] <pIgburneR> well that's odd
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> Except she keeps a giant scythe hanging above the tank
[21:48] <myrmidonSycophant> Calls him Damocles
[21:49] <pIgburneR> what now
[21:49] <myrmidonSycophant> I kid you not
[21:49] <pIgburneR> wow she's even weirder than ya
[21:49] <myrmidonSycophant> Ouch
[21:49] <myrmidonSycophant> Brutal, dude
[21:49] <pIgburneR> no prob ;)
[21:50] <myrmidonSycophant> I like how your first reaction is to the frog and not the murder victim
[21:50] <myrmidonSycophant> Though that guy probably had it coming
[21:51]  * pIgburneR shrugs
[21:52] <pIgburneR> yoo so you're back from that trip?
[21:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Eeyup
[21:52] <pIgburneR> oh fun, so did you do anything?
[21:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Not too too much
[21:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Watched some videos
[21:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Played some games
[21:53] <pIgburneR> got some of that sweet slavic wodka?
[21:53] <myrmidonSycophant> Fed Mum's frogs
[21:53] <myrmidonSycophant> Nah
[21:53] <pIgburneR> neeerd
[21:53] <myrmidonSycophant> She doesn't like alcohol, like I said
[21:53] <pIgburneR> whaaaaat
[21:53] <myrmidonSycophant> Only so much I can do when she's the one who I kinda rely on for food
[21:54] <pIgburneR> man that's boring
[21:54] <myrmidonSycophant> S'a point where you have to pick your battles, and give up on the ones not worth fighting
[21:54]  * pIgburneR shrugs again
[21:54] <myrmidonSycophant> The point is, no
[21:54] <myrmidonSycophant> Still sober
[21:55] <myrmidonSycophant> Unfortunately
[21:55] <pIgburneR> man I can't wait to see ya unnerded
[21:55] <myrmidonSycophant> Bet I'm an obnoxious drunk
[21:56] <myrmidonSycophant> Even more than normal
[21:56] <myrmidonSycophant> I wanna see how far I can push you guys before y'just give up on me
[21:56] <operaticTinner> II don't thiink you can get any more obnoxiious, Llys
[21:56] <myrmidonSycophant> Flattery will get you nowhere, Tyn
[21:56] <pIgburneR> I agree
[21:56] <operaticTinner> You're just, lliike, at maxiimum obnoxiiousness permanentlly
[21:56] <pIgburneR> you know what will tho?
[21:56] <pIgburneR> yeah
[21:57] <pIgburneR> like you are what we use to calibrate
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant> Oh
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant> Wow
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm so...
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant> I think I need a moment
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant>  /sniffle
[21:57] <myrmidonSycophant> This is the best day of my life
[21:57] <pIgburneR> hehe
[21:59] <pIgburneR> I can't believe this dude sometimes
[21:59] <myrmidonSycophant> Love you too, PB
[21:59] <pIgburneR> I bet he has like a fuking dexter poster on his bedroom that says "just keep going"
[21:59] <myrmidonSycophant> No, don't be stupid
[21:59] <operaticTinner> Yeeeeeah II'm gonna have to go for now
[21:59] <operaticTinner> Good niight
[22:00] <myrmidonSycophant> It says "just keep swimming" and it's a picture of Dory from Finding Nemo
[22:00] <myrmidonSycophant> Later Tyn
[22:00] <myrmidonSycophant> If you die before you come back
[22:00] <myrmidonSycophant> I promise to name a frog after you
[22:00] <pIgburneR> night OT
[22:00] <pIgburneR> don't die to the sharks
[22:01] <pIgburneR> dude why would you name a frog after someone
[22:01] <pIgburneR> that's like a disgrace
[22:01] <operaticTinner> II'llll be carefull
[22:01] <myrmidonSycophant> I know
[22:01] <myrmidonSycophant> It was a threat
[22:01] <pIgburneR> WOW
[22:01] <myrmidonSycophant> To make sure she doesn't die
[22:01] <myrmidonSycophant> Or else
[22:02] <pIgburneR> wow that's just harsh
[22:02] <pIgburneR> what happens if the french steal your frogs
[22:02] <pIgburneR> what will you od
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[22:02] <pIgburneR> she ded
[22:03] <pIgburneR> sorry, he
[22:03] <RA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
[22:03] <myrmidonSycophant> Time to rename the frog
[22:03] <pIgburneR> noooo
[22:04] <myrmidonSycophant> As for French people stealing my frogs...
[22:04] <pIgburneR> yo you hear this crap?
[22:04] <myrmidonSycophant> I think Mum'd just get us to bomb the country or something
[22:05] <pIgburneR> well that's fair
[22:05] <pIgburneR> but I have a question
[22:05] <pIgburneR> if you bomb them
[22:05] <pIgburneR> how do you get the frogs back
[22:06] <pIgburneR> i mean they ain't indiana johnes
[22:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Well y'see
[22:06] <pIgburneR> they got no fridge
[22:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Those were the fake frogs that got stolen
[22:06] <pIgburneR> then why bomb them!
[22:06] <myrmidonSycophant> The real ones have been sealed tight in an airtight box for the last three years.  No way for any thief to get them outta there
[22:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Because they stole our fake frogs
[22:07] <pIgburneR> wait
[22:07] <pIgburneR> so you go fake frogs
[22:07] <pIgburneR> what
[22:07] <pIgburneR> how do you even fake frog?
[22:07] <myrmidonSycophant> I think either holograms
[22:07] <myrmidonSycophant> Or frogs that we just don't care about
[22:07] <pIgburneR> wow
[22:07] <pIgburneR> oh so you care about special frogs or some shit
[22:08] <pIgburneR> what are they, like fancy frogs?
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Yes
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> They are the fanciest of frogs
[22:08] <pIgburneR> oh what do they do
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> I dunno
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> But like a diamond ring
[22:08] <pIgburneR> but you got them?
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Their only purpose is to be locked up safe
[22:08] <myrmidonSycophant> And then have some decoys put out so we know who to bomb
[22:09] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Probably shoulda put some food in the safe with them, now that I think about it...
[22:09] <pIgburneR> have you ever asked her what they are for?
[22:09] <pIgburneR> I mean one doesn't just keep frogs for no reason
[22:09] <pIgburneR> even if you are mad
[22:09] <myrmidonSycophant> I dunno
[22:10] <myrmidonSycophant> She's sort of a psycho
[22:10] <myrmidonSycophant> Frog skeletons in a safe isn't that weird for her
[22:10] <pIgburneR> huh
[22:10] <pIgburneR> i've seen plenty of mad people
[22:10] <pIgburneR> and they always do shit because of some reason
[22:11] <pIgburneR> even if that reason is pleasing the elder gods to not eat them
[22:11] <myrmidonSycophant> Hah
[22:11] <myrmidonSycophant> That may actually be one of the reasons
[22:11] <pIgburneR> well that makes perfect sense
[22:11] <myrmidonSycophant> She usually just says she has to do stuff
[22:11] <pIgburneR> probably to keep kali'phorgs happy
[22:12] <myrmidonSycophant> "Because she has to"
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[22:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Darn it Kali'phorgs
[22:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Stahp
[22:12] <pIgburneR> i mean
[22:12] <pIgburneR> it does sound pretty close
[22:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Yeah, I s'pose so
[22:12] <pIgburneR> closer than ya'lhoth
[22:12] <pIgburneR> totally didn't make this shit up
[22:13] <The_Boss> good evening
[22:13] <pIgburneR> oh great
[22:13] <pIgburneR> well kids, pack your shit up, the popo is here
[22:13] <The_Boss> who?
[22:14] <myrmidonSycophant> TB is short for popo in PB's language
[22:14] <The_Boss> ooh ok
[22:14] <The_Boss> it is good to see you as well?
[22:14] <pIgburneR> wow you are REALLY outta the loop
[22:14] <The_Boss> thats an odd greeting
[22:14] <pIgburneR> that's impressive
[22:14] <myrmidonSycophant> Also, you can't tell me to pack things up
[22:14] <myrmidonSycophant> You aren't Father Llymic, overlord of the velvet curtain betwixt the stars
[22:14] <The_Boss> Oh
[22:15] <pIgburneR> as if a pursue wasn't necesary to bring the water to the party
[22:15] <The_Boss> Its one of these nights
[22:15] <pIgburneR> one of what nights?
[22:15] <myrmidonSycophant> The nights where it is night time
[22:15] <pIgburneR> well, it's always nightime when i'm round
[22:16] <pIgburneR> if ya catch my drift
[22:16] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Your bulk blocks out the sun?
[22:16] <The_Boss> not really
[22:16] <pIgburneR> one could say it's the groove
[22:17] <myrmidonSycophant> Your bulk blocks out the groove?
[22:17] <pIgburneR> nah man
[22:17] <pIgburneR> it brings it
[22:17] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm sure
[22:17] <pIgburneR> speaking of groove
[22:18] <pIgburneR> check this shit out
[22:18] <pIgburneR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J417T5crtm4
[22:18] <pIgburneR> fucking awesome i say
[22:19] <myrmidonSycophant> Not bad, not bad
[22:19] <myrmidonSycophant> Not really my style, but s'decent enough
[22:19] <pIgburneR> wait till the andy Warhol kicks in
[22:19] <pIgburneR> this crap's outta this world
[22:20] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm sure
[22:21] <pIgburneR> this is the shit you close your eyes to and go to fucking spacd
[22:21] <myrmidonSycophant> As opposed to just listening to some white noise?
[22:22] <pIgburneR> nah
[22:22] <pIgburneR> some people are into that
[22:22] <pIgburneR> not me
[22:22] <pIgburneR> i mean nothing's wrong with it
[22:22] <pIgburneR> but I like more of a clank to it
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[22:22] <myrmidonSycophant> S'fair
[22:22] <pIgburneR> ya know it just rolls
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[22:23] <unstableEquilibrium> (you didnt see that spelling mistake)
[22:23] <myrmidonSycophant> Apparently we didn't see that spelling mistake
[22:23] <pIgburneR> a what now
[22:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Yes, exactly
[22:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Well done
[22:24] <pIgburneR> byt yeah like it's fucking dloaty as fuck
[22:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Indeed
[22:24] <myrmidonSycophant> The dloatiness is transcendental
[22:25] <myrmidonSycophant> TB, UW, do either of you happen to have any more dloaty music on you?
[22:25] <pIgburneR> flaoty
[22:25] <pIgburneR> ya asshat
[22:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Ah, my mistake
[22:25] <myrmidonSycophant> TB, UW, do either of you happen to have any more flaoty music on you?
[22:26] <pIgburneR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-lhB8GF6rE
[22:26] <pIgburneR> keeping wiht the frenchy theme
[22:26] <pIgburneR> no frogs are harmed
[22:26] <myrmidonSycophant> Good, good
[22:26] <pIgburneR> I can guarantee
[22:26] <myrmidonSycophant> Then the bombs shall remain in their bay
[22:26] <unstableEquilibrium> Sorry, a quick Youtube search came back with "about 0 results" for flaoty music.
[22:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Hmm
[22:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Try "dloaty music"
[22:27] <pIgburneR> that's a lie
[22:27] <unstableEquilibrium> Nope, once again, "about 0 results"
[22:27] <pIgburneR> that's impossible
[22:27] <myrmidonSycophant> How do you even have about 0?
[22:27] <unstableEquilibrium> That's what I'm wondering.
[22:27] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm impressed
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> You either have 0, or you don't.
[22:28] <myrmidonSycophant> Apparently not
[22:28] <pIgburneR> I feel you broke something
[22:28] <unstableEquilibrium> I very well may have.
[22:28] <pIgburneR> cause I'm flaoting right about now+
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[22:28] <myrmidonSycophant> Bye RA
[22:28] <myrmidonSycophant> I didn't even know there was someone here named RA
[22:28] <pIgburneR> who even was that?
[22:28] <myrmidonSycophant> It was RA, apparently
[22:28] <pIgburneR> damn gorvermnet spies
[22:29] <myrmidonSycophant> Indeed
[22:29] <myrmidonSycophant> Tryna steal my secret recipe
[22:29] <unstableEquilibrium> You have a secret recipe?
[22:29] <myrmidonSycophant> Um
[22:29] <myrmidonSycophant> No
[22:29] <unstableEquilibrium> I feel like telling people that may not have been the best idea.
[22:29] <unstableEquilibrium> For, you see, now I'm inclined to ask what it is.
[22:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Hey, what's your secret recipe?
[22:29] <myrmidonSycophant> Yeah, but what's the point of a secret if you don't brag to people about knowing a secret?
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> To be kept secret.
[22:30] <pIgburneR> yoyoyoyo
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> That's, like, the exact definition.
[22:30] <myrmidonSycophant> That's just silly
[22:30] <pIgburneR> you know what the best way to keep a secret is?
[22:30] <pIgburneR> not even knowing it!
[22:30] <myrmidonSycophant> Brilliant
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> You're right.
[22:30] <pIgburneR> so just grab a lead pipe and beat your head wiht it till it's gone!
[22:30] <myrmidonSycophant> Perfect!
[22:30] <unstableEquilibrium> Don't worry, MS, your secret is safe with me.
[22:31] <myrmidonSycophant> Thank you, dear Internet stranger
[22:31] <myrmidonSycophant> I don't know what I would do without this kindness
[22:31] <myrmidonSycophant> And you as well, PB
[22:31] <myrmidonSycophant> Advising me to bash my skull in is something only a true friend would do
[22:31] <pIgburneR> sorry waht?
[22:31] <pIgburneR> I speaced out
[22:31] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Maybe you should turn down the dloatiness
[22:32] <unstableEquilibrium> I can Google "music to make you not dloaty,
[22:32] <pIgburneR> what for
[22:32] <unstableEquilibrium> " if you would like
[22:32] <pIgburneR> that's probably some military march
[22:32] <pIgburneR> fuck that crap
[22:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Actually, no, it autocorrected to "music to make you not bloated".
[22:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Do you by any chance feel bloated, PR?
[22:33] <unstableEquilibrium> If so, I have just found music that can allegedly help with that.
[22:33] <pIgburneR> not at all
[22:33] <pIgburneR> I'm pretty much the exact oposite of bloated
[22:33] <pIgburneR> if you want that message me after lunch
[22:34] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, so you've already found the music.
[22:34] <unstableEquilibrium> Well done.
[22:34] <pIgburneR> nope I haven't
[22:34] <pIgburneR> I'm all floaty here
[22:34] <pIgburneR> chilling like there's no tomorrow
[22:35] <unstableEquilibrium> If there's no tomorrow, why would you be chilling?
[22:35] <pIgburneR> then again,
[22:35] <pIgburneR> i do everything as if there's no tomorrow
[22:35] <unstableEquilibrium> It seems like the perfect chance to seize the final day.
[22:35] <pIgburneR> have you ever thought
[22:35] <unstableEquilibrium> Like that one game Dad played.
[22:35] <pIgburneR> what if we die every time we sleep
[22:35] <pIgburneR> like you suddenly see nothing
[22:35] <pIgburneR> and the world goes away
[22:35] <pIgburneR> in te blink of an eye
[22:35] <pIgburneR> and then poof
[22:35] <pIgburneR> it's back
[22:35] <pIgburneR> but
[22:36] <myrmidonSycophant> Alarm clocks are high-tier necromancy, I guess
[22:36] <pIgburneR> how can you knoe it's not another you
[22:36] <pIgburneR> that just happens to remember ebing you
[22:36] <pIgburneR> but wasn't alive bofer
[22:36] <unstableEquilibrium> What about people sleeping next to you?
[22:36] <unstableEquilibrium> If you wake them up, they're still the same them.
[22:36] <myrmidonSycophant> Okay seriously dude, chill with the metacognition stuff
[22:36] <pIgburneR> people sleeping next to me?
[22:36] <pIgburneR> fuck man
[22:36] <pIgburneR> you are right
[22:36] <myrmidonSycophant> I get way too much of that from Mum
[22:37] <myrmidonSycophant> You don't die because you weren't dead
[22:37] <pIgburneR> oh shit i gotta sotp people from sleeping
[22:37] <myrmidonSycophant> S'not that complicated
[22:37] <pIgburneR> man we gotta save them
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> You are blatantly misinterpreting my point.
[22:37] <unstableEquilibrium> My point was that they don't die.
[22:37] <myrmidonSycophant> Alternatively
[22:37] <pIgburneR> dude no like think
[22:37] <myrmidonSycophant> We should kill everyone in their sleep
[22:37] <pIgburneR> thye can't think whiel they sleep
[22:37] <pIgburneR> fuuuuck
[22:38] <myrmidonSycophant> That way they can't have their bodies stolen by someone else
[22:38] <unstableEquilibrium> Actually, they do.
[22:38] <unstableEquilibrium> They're much more creative while they're dreaming than when they're awake, really.
[22:38] <pIgburneR> but
[22:38] <myrmidonSycophant> Lies
[22:38] <pIgburneR> how can you tell
[22:38] <myrmidonSycophant> My dreams are all the same thing
[22:38] <pIgburneR> they could have died while asleep
[22:38] <pIgburneR> and revived leater
[22:38] <pIgburneR> but it's not the same them
[22:38] <pIgburneR> they just think it's the smae them
[22:38] <unstableEquilibrium> Because they have the same memories when they wake up.
[22:38] <myrmidonSycophant> You could say the same thing about blinking
[22:39] <pIgburneR> like a clone who think he's the true one
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> Or maybe you don't even need to blink.
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> Maybe just every instant of all time, you are constantly being replaced by a new you.
[22:39] <pIgburneR> no you see
[22:39] <pIgburneR> when you sleep
[22:39] <pIgburneR> it's a break
[22:39] <unstableEquilibrium> What if we are all just part of some giant stop motion video?
[22:39] <pIgburneR> it's stopping the trian of conciousness
[22:39] <myrmidonSycophant> I think that's just called "time"
[22:39] <pIgburneR> you can'te the same
[22:41] <myrmidonSycophant> So, with that established
[22:42] <myrmidonSycophant> UE, wanna go on an adventure and slay monsters?
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Um.
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Not particularly, no.
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Why?
[22:42] <myrmidonSycophant> Because I was about to make a whole speech about it
[22:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, by all means go ahead, don't let me stop you.
[22:42] <myrmidonSycophant> And knowing you'll skip to the TL;DR is good information to have
[22:43] <unstableEquilibrium> Is there going to be a TL;DR?
[22:43] <myrmidonSycophant> I'll probably make only a TL;DR
[22:43] <myrmidonSycophant> Not in the mood to wall of text
[22:43] <unstableEquilibrium> That sounds handy.
[22:43] <myrmidonSycophant> TL;DR: D&D
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, D&D, not an actual adventure.
[22:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Yeah, sure, sounds perfect.
[22:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Oh cool
[22:44] <myrmidonSycophant> Not actual D&D, we'd be using a different system, but that's the shortest I could get it
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> Either way, still interested.
[22:45] <pIgburneR> oh sorry I sapced out
[22:45] <pIgburneR> what happenes d
[22:45] <pIgburneR> ?
[22:45] <myrmidonSycophant> I recruited UE
[22:45] <unstableEquilibrium> TL;DR: D&D
[22:45] <pIgburneR> aw shit
[22:45] <myrmidonSycophant> They are to be my new thrall
[22:45] <pIgburneR> you got another frog slace
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> Thrall? Like, the Planet of Violence shaman?
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> Dad always used to play that game.
[22:46] <myrmidonSycophant> Sure, why not
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't think I want to be a shaman.
[22:46] <pIgburneR> what thing
[22:46] <pIgburneR> sorry i'm not a nerd looser
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> At least, not before I see what the other options re.
[22:46] <pIgburneR> so whats' that thingabout
[22:46] <unstableEquilibrium> Are*
[22:47] <pIgburneR> like im as out of the loop as italien
[22:47] <myrmidonSycophant> Pretty much whatever you want
[22:47] <myrmidonSycophant> It'll be rules-light
[22:47] <pIgburneR> wait I can make my own ruels
[22:47] <pIgburneR> fuck yes
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I kind of like rules.
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> Like, REALLY like rules.
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> Give me all of them.
[22:47] <unstableEquilibrium> I need to know exactly what I am allowed to do.
[22:48] <pIgburneR> can I mae my own shit up?
[22:48] <myrmidonSycophant> Well
[22:48] <myrmidonSycophant> Anything
[22:48] <myrmidonSycophant> It's an RPG
[22:48] <unstableEquilibrium> No, but like.
[22:48] <unstableEquilibrium> I need to know the mechanics.
[22:49] <myrmidonSycophant> Alright, alright.
[22:49] <unstableEquilibrium> What is the furthest extent in which I can take this game?
[22:49] <myrmidonSycophant> I'll send you the basic doc when it's finished
[22:49] <unstableEquilibrium> Sure, sounds good.
[22:49] <pIgburneR> ok so
[22:49] <pIgburneR> what the fuck do we do?
[22:49] <myrmidonSycophant> Step 1
[22:49] <myrmidonSycophant> Try not to be so self-conscious
[22:50] <pIgburneR> ok so
[22:50] <pIgburneR> what does that entrail
[22:50] <myrmidonSycophant> 2: Shift your weight onto your haunches
[22:50] <myrmidonSycophant> 3: Give a leap into the air
[22:50] <myrmidonSycophant> And 4: Just forget your parents are both dead
[22:51] <pIgburneR> but my parents areent dead
[22:51] <pIgburneR> they are pretty alive
[22:51] <myrmidonSycophant> Good job on step 4, PB
[22:51] <pIgburneR> if they were i'd be swiming in cash
[22:51] <myrmidonSycophant> UE, you could learn from PB's example
[22:51] <myrmidonSycophant> Are your parents dead?
[22:51] <pIgburneR> like fuck inhertances, they are stupid
[22:51] <pIgburneR> i'can make my own world
[22:51] <unstableEquilibrium> Um.
[22:51] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't *think* so?
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Well done!
[22:52] <unstableEquilibrium> Haven't seen Dad in a while, he might be.
[22:52] <pIgburneR> as far as i care i could live alone in the forest just happy
[22:52] <unstableEquilibrium> I certainly hope not.
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> Okay everybody's done with step 4
[22:52] <pIgburneR> just gimme some forest to be in and a nice bitch and i'm all happy
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> You guys can probably deal with 2 and 3 on your own
[22:52] <pIgburneR> ok so
[22:52] <unstableEquilibrium> Should we not have done the steps in order?
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> And if you're still talking to me, then 1 is obviously not a problem
[22:52] <pIgburneR> whtacha have in plan nerdartron
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> No, reverse order
[22:52] <myrmidonSycophant> I like countdowns
[22:53] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, alright.
[22:53] <unstableEquilibrium> Then, should we have not skipped to step 1?
[22:53] <myrmidonSycophant> Um
[22:53] <myrmidonSycophant> Yes
[22:53] <myrmidonSycophant> I like countdowns, but I am not good at them
[22:53] <unstableEquilibrium> Is that yes we should have, or no we should not have?
[22:53] <myrmidonSycophant> We probably should have
[22:53] <pIgburneR> brb evavuating
[22:54] <myrmidonSycophant> But the important thing is getting them all done
[22:54] <myrmidonSycophant> Bye PB
[22:54] <myrmidonSycophant> Try not to die
[22:54] <unstableEquilibrium> Much like your parents, who clearly have also not died.
[22:55] <myrmidonSycophant> Nah, they're a pile of corpses
[22:55] <myrmidonSycophant> Rule number 0: The DM breaks the rules
[22:55] <pIgburneR> ok fuckers i'm back
[22:55] <pIgburneR> so waht the hell did ya do
[22:56] <unstableEquilibrium> Apparently, we reminded you that your parents are dead.
[22:56] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe we have to go back to step 4 now.
[22:56] <pIgburneR> now if you did anything embarassing and i missed it i'm gonna lboase get a
[22:56] <unstableEquilibrium> At this point, only step 1 is accomplished, we still have potential to go in order.
[22:56] <pIgburneR> fuck this shit
[22:56] <pIgburneR> nerdatron just tell me how this works
[22:57] <pIgburneR>  not more of this stuiud buncha rules you making outta your ass
[22:57] <myrmidonSycophant> Fine, fine
[22:57] <pIgburneR> great
[22:57] <myrmidonSycophant> I really will send out the link when it's ready
[22:57] <pIgburneR> oh come on
[22:57] <pIgburneR> stop wanking your nerd dick and do that shit
[22:57] <pIgburneR> we ve been waiting for wha tnow
[22:57] <pIgburneR> a month
[22:58] <pIgburneR> like i didn't even bring you up wiht the cause
[22:58] <myrmidonSycophant> And you shall wait ten decades more
[22:58] <pIgburneR> and i still styed
[22:58] <pIgburneR> this better be worthed
[22:58] <myrmidonSycophant> It won't be, don't worry
[22:58] <pIgburneR> can I own a brothel in this shit you make up
[22:58] <myrmidonSycophant> Yeah why not
[22:58] <pIgburneR> perfect
[23:00] <myrmidonSycophant> Truly I am the best DM
[23:00] <myrmidonSycophant> Making my players work for their prizes
[23:01] <pIgburneR> yeh yeah yeah
[23:01] <pIgburneR> i sitll have no clue how this shit works
[23:01] <myrmidonSycophant> Is not complicated, my dear
[23:01] <pIgburneR> but if i get to have bitches i'm ok witht it
[23:02] <myrmidonSycophant> Well
[23:02] <myrmidonSycophant> We shall see how it goes
[23:02] <myrmidonSycophant> I still need to finalize the player list and collect backstories
[23:02] <unstableEquilibrium> I have never played D&D, I will need the rules before I can start my backstory.
[23:03] <pIgburneR> there's fuking rules
[23:03] <pIgburneR> you tol me there's no ruesl
[23:04] <myrmidonSycophant> I lied
[23:04] <myrmidonSycophant> I do that
[23:04] <myrmidonSycophant> It's why Tyn always calls my Llys
[23:04] <myrmidonSycophant> Because I lie
[23:04] <myrmidonSycophant> ... s
[23:05] <pIgburneR> that
[23:05] <pIgburneR> is
[23:05] <pIgburneR> the lamest
[23:05] <pIgburneR> thing e
[23:05] <pIgburneR> ever
[23:05] <myrmidonSycophant> I strive to maximise my lameness, yes
[23:05] <myrmidonSycophant> Thanks for noticing
[23:05] <myrmidonSycophant> Feels like all the effort really paid off
[23:06] <pIgburneR> well fuck you nerd
[23:06] <myrmidonSycophant> Fourth time
[23:06] <myrmidonSycophant> ;)
[23:07] <pIgburneR> rourth waht
[23:07] <myrmidonSycophant> Fourth time you've brought that up
[23:07] <pIgburneR> what up
[23:08] <myrmidonSycophant> I can understand that the life of a revolutionary can be lonely, PB
[23:08] <myrmidonSycophant> But it would never work
[23:08] <pIgburneR> oh fuck you
[23:08] <pIgburneR> i wouldn't sleep iwht that even for a million dollarts you nerd
[23:08] <myrmidonSycophant> Fifth
[23:08] <myrmidonSycophant> So, so lonely
[23:08] <pIgburneR> listen you ass hat, don't you dare
[23:09] <myrmidonSycophant> As you wish
[23:09] <myrmidonSycophant> M'lord
[23:09] <pIgburneR> fuck ya
[23:09] <myrmidonSycophant> Six
[23:10] <pIgburneR> oh come on wanker
[23:10] <myrmidonSycophant> UE, are you seeing this?
[23:10] <pIgburneR> yourjust pulling my hair by noe
[23:10] <myrmidonSycophant> I wouldn't have to if you didn't come across as quite so desperate
[23:11] <unstableEquilibrium> I am, in fact, seeing this.
[23:11] <myrmidonSycophant> Think it's deserving of its own chapter in my shipfic?
[23:11] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, uh.
[23:11] <unstableEquilibrium> I suppose?
[23:11] <pIgburneR> what now
[23:12] <myrmidonSycophant> Excellent
[23:12] <myrmidonSycophant> I can put it between PB <3 TB and Tyn c8< The US & Cuba
[23:12] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm sorry?
[23:13] <myrmidonSycophant> S'a long story
[23:13] <myrmidonSycophant> Three hundred and fourteen chapters long, in fact
[23:13] <pIgburneR> what the ufkc
[23:13] <myrmidonSycophant> Soon to be 315
[23:14] <unstableEquilibrium> How have you written such a long fanfiction?
[23:14] <myrmidonSycophant> It's elementary, my dear UE
[23:14] <unstableEquilibrium> That is both surprising, inspiring, and a little worrisome.
[23:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Do you by any chance have a link to this fic?
[23:14] <myrmidonSycophant> I have absolutely no life and no hobbies on which to waste my time
[23:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[23:15] <unstableEquilibrium> May I suggest video games?
[23:15] <unstableEquilibrium> That's what I do.
[23:15] <pIgburneR> ok yo know what
[23:15] <pIgburneR> imma just go hit the pillow
[23:15] <pIgburneR> everything s dizzi as ahsy now
[23:15] <unstableEquilibrium> That poor pillow.
[23:15] <myrmidonSycophant> This is why we don't deal with flaoty or dloaty music
[23:15] <myrmidonSycophant> It's not a good combination
[23:16] <pIgburneR> ohnf ufkc you
[23:16] <pIgburneR> like it's just going to sleep and shit
[23:16] <unstableEquilibrium> Seven?
[23:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Seven indeed
[23:16] <pIgburneR> youh know how lanague work
[23:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Thank you, UE
[23:16] <unstableEquilibrium> My pleasure.
[23:16] <pIgburneR> ok fuck you, seriously you keep going at that, bet you never even been awuith anyon
[23:16] <myrmidonSycophant> Eight, hun
[23:17] <pIgburneR> likd that matters
[23:17] <myrmidonSycophant> You should consider expanding your vocabulary before I run out of numbers
[23:17] <pIgburneR> listen kid, i don't care how much you annoy me, there's no cahnce you see me ever
[23:18] <myrmidonSycophant> Why would I want to see you?
[23:18] <myrmidonSycophant> Tryna let you down gentle, here
[23:18] <pIgburneR> because you really are throwing to getting laid
[23:19] <pIgburneR> and shut you you asshole it's not happening
[23:19] <myrmidonSycophant> Then stop asking
[23:19] <unstableEquilibrium> If I'm allowed to weigh in, it seems like you're the one try to.
[23:19] <unstableEquilibrium> Trying*
[23:19] <myrmidonSycophant> Thank you, UE
[23:20] <pIgburneR> yeah ypu really are sounding like that
[23:20] <unstableEquilibrium> MS seems to be keeping track of your requests.
[23:20] <myrmidonSycophant> And saying no every single time
[23:20] <pIgburneR> i'm not wanting to sleep with this nerd
[23:20] <unstableEquilibrium> Not always.
[23:20] <unstableEquilibrium> Sometimes you just say the number.
[23:20] <myrmidonSycophant> The no should be implied, I think
[23:21] <unstableEquilibrium> Apparently not, PR doesn't seem to get the message.
[23:21] <pIgburneR> you are just rhotwing the opposite idea you idiot
[23:21] <unstableEquilibrium> So, you *do* get the message?
[23:22] <pIgburneR> what message you being a nerd who's never gonna get out of the sheel
[23:22] <pIgburneR> i get that
[23:22] <unstableEquilibrium> Why are you bringing me into the this?
[23:23] <unstableEquilibrium> I am simply acting as a mediator between you and MS.
[23:23] <unstableEquilibrium> Also, if you meant to say "shell", I disagree.
[23:23] <pIgburneR> i'm just gonna go to sleep
[23:23] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm being quite social, I think.
[23:23] <pIgburneR> and just to clarify
[23:23] <pIgburneR> you will never see even a bra from me
[23:23] <unstableEquilibrium> That's what this whole public chat area is for, right?
[23:23] <pIgburneR> fucking idiot
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[23:23] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, you're a girl.
[23:24] <myrmidonSycophant> ... I never asked to
[23:24] <unstableEquilibrium> That explains so much.
[23:24] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, well, I guess not neccesarily.
[23:24] <unstableEquilibrium> It wouldn't exactly be difficult for a man to get access to such clothing.
[23:24] <myrmidonSycophant> Heh
[23:24] <myrmidonSycophant> True enough
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Anyway
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> That was PB
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> They sorta... get worked up a lot
[23:25] <unstableEquilibrium> I noticed.
[23:25] <unstableEquilibrium> I really would like to read your fanfiction, though.
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> It's not as funny when they stop playing along and start getting mad for real
[23:25] <unstableEquilibrium> Anything containing at least three hundred chapters clearly has a lot of effort put into it/.
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> Hah
[23:25] <myrmidonSycophant> That was a joke
[23:26] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[23:26] <myrmidonSycophant> It's only 270
[23:26] <myrmidonSycophant> Sorry to disappoint
[23:26] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh, well then, it clearly has no effort put into it whatsoever.
[23:26] <myrmidonSycophant> I know
[23:26] <myrmidonSycophant> I'm a failure
[23:26] <unstableEquilibrium> You are clearly a failure.
[23:26] <unstableEquilibrium> Yes, that.
[23:26] <myrmidonSycophant> Better go cave my head in after all
[23:27] <unstableEquilibrium> Were you ever not going to?
[23:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Good point
[23:27] <unstableEquilibrium> It seemed like the most logical course of action.
[23:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Yeah
[23:27] <myrmidonSycophant> Even though I'm not even the one who had to forget the stuff
[23:28] <unstableEquilibrium> I don't think I understand.
[23:28] <myrmidonSycophant> T'was a joke
[23:28] <unstableEquilibrium> Oh.
[23:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Sorry, I'm really bad about that.
[23:29] <unstableEquilibrium> Trying to get better.
[23:29] <myrmidonSycophant> As noble a goal as they come
[23:29] <myrmidonSycophant> Improving is really all we can ever try for, eh?
[23:30] <unstableEquilibrium> There's probably a dozen and a half quotes about that particular topic.
[23:30] <myrmidonSycophant> At least, I'm sure
[23:31] <myrmidonSycophant> ... Well, perhaps I should take leave as well.  It's not quite the same without an audience to bicker before
[23:31] <unstableEquilibrium> I suppose not.
[23:31] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye, MS.
[23:31] <unstableEquilibrium> Pleasure to meet you.
[23:31] <myrmidonSycophant> And you as well, UE
[23:32] <myrmidonSycophant> I look forward to seeing you when this game of mine begins
[23:32] <unstableEquilibrium> And I look forward to reading the rules.
[23:32] <myrmidonSycophant> That invested?
[23:33] <unstableEquilibrium> It's a hobby of mine.
[23:33] <unstableEquilibrium> I like rules.
[23:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Reasonable enough
[23:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Alright, well
[23:33] <myrmidonSycophant> I suppose I'll be off
[23:33] <myrmidonSycophant> Fare thee well
[23:33] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye.
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