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Homura Wishes for a Dick post series/sculpt a Madoka Dick

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  1. Imagine Homura asking for a dick to fuck Madoka so she'd have her baby, and forgetting that
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  3. In fact, since we don't know her wish in the new series, let's say it's that
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  5. leafbladie
  6. New timeline*
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  9. Internally she goes "I want to impregnate Madoka, so I need male reproductive organs". Of course, instead of just wishing for "I want to be able to impregnate Madoka" she says "I wish I had a penis"
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  11. Kyubox Incubox
  12. Such is the fate of magical girls, where they get exactly what they asked for but they never wished for what they truly needed
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  14. Apr 1
  15. leafbladie
  16. Truer than true
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  19. leafbladie
  20. Oh, how about this, she wakes up in the middle of the night, and Mami's using her rod as a dildo.
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  22. Homura asks, "Isn't this rape?"
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  24. But Mami retorts, "Well, it's not actually a sexual organ, more like a vestigal organ without purpose. Even if it were active, you've only got the dick, not the full set, so it'd be half raoe at best."
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  26. Homura trying to think as her body is continually thrusted into by Mami. "I guess that makes sense."
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  29. Kyubox Incubox
  30. I really like this trend of Homura being easy to trick for sex purposes
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  32. Apr 1
  33. leafbladie
  34. Mami just doing it because all her dildos broke because of her phat ass.
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  37. As the lonely sort, I think Mami is the sort of girl who masturbates often. Which means she needs to use Homura's not-a-sex-organ a lot too. Maybe she bribes Homura with photos of Madoka or something
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  39. Kyubox Incubox
  40. Some of them aren't even sexy photos of her, but Homura is that obsessed
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  42. Apr 1
  43. leafbladie
  44. Well, this was supposed to be post series, pre-rebellion, but having it set in another timeline works
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  47. Ahh, right. In that case...
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  49. ... Wait, why would Homura wish for a dick post series then? Does she still have it from earlier in that timeline?
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  51. Kyubox Incubox
  52. Is that why Homura is so damn grumpy? She got herself a dick that can't even cum so she's always sexually frustrated?
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  54. Apr 1
  55. leafbladie
  56. No, she wanted to have sex with Madoka when she got to Magical Girl valhalla
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  59. Kyubox Incubox
  60. ....Jumped the gun a little, huh Homura?
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  62. Apr 1
  63. leafbladie
  64. She also was hoping it would be a source of despair Madoka would have to suck out
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  67. Homura, despair filled sex sounds a lot like rape.
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  69. Kyubox Incubox
  70. Is that the secret motivation behind Rebellion
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  72. Apr 1
  73. Or maybe it could be a mastermind plan by Homura to destroy the Law of Cycles.
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  75. "I'm despairing because I can't cum, Madoka. Pllease make me cum!"
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  77. Only she can't cum since she doesn't have balls.
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  79. Madoka tries and tries to make her cum, but Homura just laughs internally. Soon the Law of Cycles will be broken and Homura willl become a regular girl.
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  81. However, the resolve of Madoka is so great she continues, and eventually Homura begins to feel something building up. She can't believe it. And then it cums out, a stream of blood from her dick. Like cartoonish nosebleed.
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  83. leafbladie
  84. And with that, Homura is brought to The Law of Cycles, where Madoka always sits on her as an eternal dildo.
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  87. Stream of blood from her dick
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  89. Ouch
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  91. What I would have done if flip Homura over, then have her ass fucked until Homura experiences a dry orgasm. Finally, she's able to cum even without balls. A way for the penis to cum without needing semen!
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  93. Kyubox Incubox
  94. Truly a miracle
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  96. Apr 1
  97. leafbladie
  98. Wait, huh does she cum then?
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  101. Kyubox Incubox
  102. A dry orgasm is cumming without actually ejaculating, look it up if ya want
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  104. Apr 1
  105. leafbladie
  106. Ah, alright, thought you had to ejaculate to cum
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  109. Kyubox Incubox
  110. Surprise, ya don't~ Its a miracle of anal sex
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  112. Apr 1
  113. leafbladie
  114.  
  115. ぴよぴよ
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  117. @pphiyo
  118. メイド。
  119. Show this thread
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  121. Kyubox Incubox
  122. Mild concern due to those scissors
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  124. Apr 1
  125. leafbladie
  126. Seeing as Madoka is everywhere post series, do you think Homura masturbates while calling out Madoka's name less so as not to embarrass herself, or more, to show her undying love for Madoka?
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  129. Kyubox Incubox
  130. I think Homura is the sort of person who can't help herself regardless of her intentions and ends up calling out Madoka's name every single time she cums
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  132. Apr 1
  133. leafbladie
  134. "Can't help herself regardless of her intentions"
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  136. Well with Rebellion that sounds about right.
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  138. Now imagine if Ultimate Madoka had a dick. She'd immediately clamp her mouth upon it and suck forever. People try to remove her from it, but she's stuck so tight Madoka feels like her dick will be ripped off if they pull any harder. Madoka just walks around with Homura hanging off her dick everywhere. Magical Girl being saved just wondering what the hell is going on.
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  141. Somehow I just-
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  143. You know that statue of Ultimate Madoka that Homura probably carved herself, that appeared at some point?
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  145. Kyubox Incubox
  146. I'm just imagining Homura sculpting a dick for that and she just rides stone cock while thinking of Madoka
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  148. Apr 1
  149. Yeah
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  151. leafbladie
  152. That sounds peefect
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  155. Ya ever hear about crying statues? Some statues, especially religious ones like those of Mother Mary, are said to cry liquids. Tears, blood, oil, even milk and honey. They're mostly dismissed as hoaxes and even the church refuses to accept them, but a lot of people see them as miracles
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  157. A real miracle would be Homura riding this statue dick to completion and then it suddenly spurts semen
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  159. Kyubox Incubox
  160. Divine conception!
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  162. Apr 1
  163. leafbladie
  164. That sounds perfect
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  167. Kyubox Incubox
  168. The kicker is that its just a weird coincidence like
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  170. Apr 1
  171. Everyone tries to tell Homura that she just carved the statue out of soft limestone and it absorbed moisture over time, especially since she's constantly sweating and cumming all over it. Some of that moisture just happened to leak out again, and its thick and milky looking due to mixing with some limestone sediment
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  173. Kyubox Incubox
  174. And Homura's just yelling at everyone like a crazy person, swearing that her magic statue totally creampies in her all the time
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  176. Apr 1
  177. leafbladie
  178. Beautiful
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  181. one night Homura goes to her Madoka statue and decides she'll prove everyone wrong. But no matter how long or hard she rides it, no more "semen" comes out. Bitterly disappointed, Homura is forced to accept defeat
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  183. Kyubox Incubox
  184. What actually happened was that Mami was kinda interested in the idea of a statue that cums and already milked the Madoka statue dry of cum earlier
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