Girls and anon's night out (by PABLO_CHACON )

>be anon
>you've been in Equestria for awhile now
>it's great here, you have your own place and you even managed to get a job in Twilight's library
>you mostly just put books back on shelves and organize returns
>it doesn't pay great but it's enough for you to live comfortably
>and not to mention Twilight is a good boss and a better friend
>you were currently walking to what you could only guess to be Ponyville's only bar
>apparently once every month the girls all get together and have a “Girls-night-out”
>Twilight told you about it when you were re-shelving some books
>love must be in the air
>almost every other book was something pertaining to “How to ask somepony out” or “Dating: 101”
>there was even a book about cross-species mating
>anyways she told you about this little gathering they all do and you admitted it sounded like fun
>she asked you if you wanted to go, but you declined at first
>didn't want to seem like you were inviting yourself along
>you also didn't want to be the third wheel
>however she insisted, saying that you were part of the group now so you had every right to come and that the girls would love to see you
>she also said you would be a seventh wheel if anything



>after a few minutes of walking and following some directions that Twilight wrote down for you, you show up at the bar
>”Ponyville Pub”
>not the most original name but it gets the job done you suppose
>you push the door open and walk inside
>you immediately pick up on cigarette smoke and the smell of beer
>its also a lot darker than you would have thought it would have been
>it looked almost like a biker bar from Earth
>the ones where there's a bar fight at least twice a week
>why would the girls want to come here?
>your thoughts are interrupted by a pony waving a hoof out of the corner of your eye
>turning your head you see Pinkie Pie waving at you from a round table in the back of the bar
>walking towards her you notice that the mane 6 were all there
>since no one has drinks you guess that they decided to wait until you showed up to start
>”Hi Nonny!” Pinkie shouts, not using her “Inside voice”
>you pull out the only vacant chair at the table and sit down next to Twilight and Fluttershy

“How's everyone doing tonight?” You ask, trying to get a conversation going.
>Twilight corrects you, “'everypony' Anon.”
>you chuckle, that's just like Twilight
“I'm sorry, how is everypony doing tonight?” You ask again, adding a little emphasis on everypony
>”Great, thanks for asking.” Twilight responds
>it's mostly the same for everyone else, “Splendid”, “Can't complain”, or “G-good, thank you”
>”I'm happy to see you wanted to join us tonight, darling” Rarity speaks up
You shrug, “I didn't have anything else to do, and besides it's been awhile since I've had a good drink.”
>Rainbow pumps her hoof in the air, “That's what I like to hear! Finally somepony who might be able to keep up with me.”
>”Pfff, no offense sugarcube, but yer a featherweight”, Applejack responds chuckling
>#shotsfired
>”You want a piece of the champ AJ?”
>”Yer on!” Applejack and Rainbow stare at each other for a couple of seconds
>oh boy, dinner and a show


>the waiter comes around and asks everyone what they want
>first up is Pinkie, “I'll have a Blue Moon”
>Rarity, “A Cosmo, thank you”
>Applejack, “Cider”
>Rainbow, “I'll take a Cider too”
>Fluttershy, “Um, could I get a double Scotch please?”
>Holy shit
>”And for you sir?” The waiter looks at you
“Whiskey on the rocks please.”
>the waiter nods and looks over at Twilight
>”I'll have the same as him, Whiskey on the rocks” Twilight replied
>”Everything will be out shortly” The waiter walks away
>Rainbow looks over at Twilight, “Whiskey?”
>Twilight shrugs, “I've always wanted to try it”
You jokingly ask as you laugh a little, “For science?”
>Twilight beams at you, “Yes, for science!”
>the rest of the table laughs with you

>the waiter returns with the drinks in tow
>everyone raises their glasses
>Twilight toasts, “To friendship!”
>the rest of the table repeats, “To friendship!”
>you take a swig of your drink
>you exhale, there's nothing better than enjoying a drink with your friends
>Twilight takes a sip of hers
>her face scrunches up and she coughs a little
“You good?” You ask, placing a hand on her shoulder.
>”Of course, I can handle myself Anon” Twilight retorts, taking another sip, only coughing once this time


>before you know it a few hours pass by
>Applejack and Rainbow are still competing with each other
>although if you had to place money on one it would be Applejack, since Rainbow is swaying left-and-right, about to fall from her seat
>Applejack keeps slouching over and then quickly jerking herself back up once she realizes that shes almost in kissing distance of the table
>Pinkie is cheering the two of them on
>what a positive influence
>the rest of the girls have been talking to you
>Fluttershy was in horror when you told her that there was no one who watches over animals, that they take care of themselves
>she mumbled out, “Twilight! Open a portal to Anon's world *hic* I have to save the animals!”
>Fluttershy was a fun drunk, that's for sure
>Rarity mostly asked you about the fashion and clothing back on earth
>she seemed to quit herself off or at least pace herself, since she was one of the few here who wasn't slurring her words
>unfortunately there wasn't much you could tell her, since you pretty much just bought whatever fit you and was on sale
>Twilight was just asking more general questions about where you came from
>she couldn't quite get a grasp around how computers or the internet worked
>but that may have been your fault too
>you weren't the best at explaining how satellites and computers worked

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>after awhile Twilight starts to giggle randomly and starts to lean against you
>”You're smell sooo good Anon. Have I ever told you how nice you smelled?” Twilight blurts out
>Rarity and Pinkie start to snicker a little
>you yourself have a little giggle
“How much have you had to drink Twilight?”
>she fiddles with her hooves a little bit and holds up one of them to you
>”That many” Twilight states, still laughing for no reason
>well, Twilight is drunk
“How many is that? You don't have fingers Twi” You begin laughing as well
>”Oh yeah, hang on”
>Twilight grabs your hand and pulls down your pinkie finger
>”I've had that many” She declares, waving your hand around for the rest of the girls to see
“So you've had four Whiskeys?” You ask
>”Mm-hmm”
>she probably shouldn't have tried to keep pace with you
>while watching Twilight being shit-faced is fun, you should probably get her home. She's clearly reached her limit and you know better than anyone how much a Whiskey hangover sucks
You start standing up, “I think I'm gonna take Twilight home before she passes out”
>you throw some bits on the table
>the rest of the girls say their good-byes, except Rainbow who was already out cold
>guess Applejack won
>”What? No, let's drink more. Waiter! Another round!”, Twilight booms
“No, you've had enough. I think it's time for you to get to bed.”
“You can admire the way I smell on the way back” You say, still smiling from what Twilight had said earlier
>this seems to convince the purple mare
>she nods and tries to push out her chair but stumbles a little
>catching herself, she says, “I'm fine, I'm good. Let's go Nonny-Wonny.”
>her face is a little red, you presume from the alcohol
>with her at your side you walk through the double doors and head back towards the library



>it's a nice night out
>not to hot or cold, and there's a nice breeze
>you and Twilight are walking, well Twilight is stumbling more than walking, back to her library
>about halfway there Twilight speaks up
>”Anon, I needs you to do something for me” Twilight slurs out
“What's that?” You ask, eyes forward
>”I need you to rut me~” She asks, finishing with a hiccup
>oh boy, here we go
“I'm sorry?” You ask, thinking that there might be a misunderstanding
>”I said...” Raising her voice a little, “I want you to rut me.”
>you almost trip, hearing her say it for a second time
“Somepony is drunk” You jokingly say
>”So? So what if I am drunk? I still want you, whether *hic* whether or not I'm drunk. So are you gonna stallion-up or what?”
>you think about it for a second
>Twilight is attractive, she's smart, and she's always been there for you
>especially when you learned that you couldn't go back home
>you always wondered about being with her
>but not if shes plastered like this
>you arrive at the library door
>Twilight is giving you the bedroom eyes
“I tell you what, if you still feel this way in the morning I'll take you out on a date. How's that sound?”
>Twilight stomps her hooves a little and whines, “Come on, don't make me go upstairs and handle the problem myself”
>a little more information than you needed
“I'll come by tomorrow to check in on you, if you still have feelings for me I'll take you out.”
You start walking away, “Be sure to drink water before bed” You call out
>you hear Twilight grumble as she walks inside and closes the door behind you


>you wake up and roll over to look at the clock
>12 pm
>damn you slept late, but drinking does that to you
>you hop out of bed and start your morning routine
>after putting on some clothes you start to head to Twilight's place
>on the way there you start to think if Twilight meant what she said last night
>or if she just needed a one-night-stand
>you hoped that she was serious when she said that she had feeling for you
>shaking the thoughts away, you arrive at the library
>you give it a few good knocks
>after what seemed like 5 minutes Twilight finally answers the door
>she squints from the sun as she looks at you, ”Anon? You don't have work today”
>she moves out of the way to let you pass
“I know, I just came by to discuss what we talked about last night.” You say, taking a seat on the couch
>slowly, she makes her way over to you, “What did we talk about last night?”
>she rubs one of her eyes with a hoof
>guess she doesn't remember
“Well, last night when I was walking you home, you said that you liked me as more than a friend”
>her face begins to get a little red as she sits down in a chair across from you
“And you also wanted me to come inside to...” You stop, knowing that Twilight would get the hint
>you didn't think that Twilight could get any redder but she did, almost the color of a tomato
“I declined, but I said that if you still felt that way in the morning then I would take you out on a date”
>Twilight is beginning to sweat now
“So, was it just the booze or do you really feel that way?”
>you wait patiently for your answer
>she opens her mouth to speak but closes it, rethinking the words to say
>this happens a few times before she eventually talks
>”Yes, that's how I feel.” Her face was bright red but she managed to look you in the eye
>just the answer you wanted to hear
>a few seconds pass by
You finally speak up, “Well then, would you like to go out on a date with me?”
>smiling, she nods and gets out of her chair, slowly walking towards you, “I would love to”
>you walk towards her and give her a hug
>the two of you stay like that for a minute or two
Standing up with a smile you ask, “Where would you like to go?”
>Twilight looks up at you, [spoiler]“Anywhere but the bar”[/spoiler]