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Ripe Old Age (3/9/12)

Mar 29th, 2012
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  1. >You're a good fluffy pony owner
  2. >You've always tried really hard to keep your fluffy pony safe
  3. >Despite a few scares your pony has reached a ripe age, it's coat has turned grey, it's certainly the oldest fluffy pony you've ever seen
  4. >Due to inbreeding though, old age has brought massive problems
  5. >Her joints hurt
  6. >It hurts to run
  7. >To chase a ball
  8. >To be knocked into by another pony
  9. >or to knock into other ponies
  10. >Her days consist of sleeping
  11. >In the evening you sit her on your lap
  12. >When she lifts her head and asks to "Pway?" you just boop her on the nose, this seems to be enough for her
  13. >You convince yourself that she's happy
  14. >You convince yourself that you can't hear the sobs between the wheezing at night
  15. >You convince yourself that you're still a good owner.
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  17. (Author unknown; earliest known appearance is an anonymous post on 4chan's /mlp/, thread 476376, 2012 March 9.)
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