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- >You're a good fluffy pony owner
- >You've always tried really hard to keep your fluffy pony safe
- >Despite a few scares your pony has reached a ripe age, it's coat has turned grey, it's certainly the oldest fluffy pony you've ever seen
- >Due to inbreeding though, old age has brought massive problems
- >Her joints hurt
- >It hurts to run
- >To chase a ball
- >To be knocked into by another pony
- >or to knock into other ponies
- >Her days consist of sleeping
- >In the evening you sit her on your lap
- >When she lifts her head and asks to "Pway?" you just boop her on the nose, this seems to be enough for her
- >You convince yourself that she's happy
- >You convince yourself that you can't hear the sobs between the wheezing at night
- >You convince yourself that you're still a good owner.
- (Author unknown; earliest known appearance is an anonymous post on 4chan's /mlp/, thread 476376, 2012 March 9.)
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