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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #688
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- >satanons mother was a awful mother
- >malory archer levels of awful
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- Worse.
- >she was picked by Adina
- >had it not been for his demonic heritage, Satanon would've most likely been a miscarriage due to his mother's neglect and outright spitefulness
- >in the end, she only lived long enough to curse and strike the newborn after it left her womb
- >even by Hell's standards, that's fking dark
- >Heaven was rather embarrassed by that little fact
- >the only positive outcome of the whole thing was that, due to her being required to choose the woman personally, there was no bureaucracy to blame the whole thing on, meaning Adina got demoted and re-assigned to be as far away from power as possible
- >the things she set in motion, though, still carried on, which is why the exterminators are still a thing
- >Satanon doesn't know that, but she seems to have an instinctive distrust of motherly figures
- >Lilith seems to be an exception to this rule, but even then, he's pensive
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- >barely trusts lilith because she's the only mother of a family who hasn't tried to manipulate him for their own goals
- >barely trusts lucifer because why would the absolute ruler of hell want to use him as a political pawn when he has absolute power?
- >barely trusts charlie because almost all of his foster "siblings" were either spiteful shits, or abusive towards the rented mule of the family
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- >meanwhile, Lilith and Lucifer, reading the report on Satanon's birth
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- sounds like a Fairy Tail backstory for a villain turned good guy
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- >dubs
- satanon got his sht rocked by the power of friendship
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- >sometime later in his life:
- "I just wish people would stop hugging me and whispering that "Everything will be alright" whenever I talk about my childhood..."
- >"Why, what happened?"
- "Well..."
- >*after explaining his backstory*
- "...I should've seen this coming, shouldn't I?"
- >"Sssssh... EVeryTHING... *sob* Will be O-kay..."
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- Well since dubs anon said fairy tail...
- >satanon somehow becomes a new celestial spirit
- >gets summoned by everyones favorite blonde bimbo Lucy
- > >>37686594 happens after she finally got him to tell her about himself
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