Carmen, Ember, & Maddox chat about the game

[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> -- uncertainBypasser has begun pestering bucolicBunyan --
[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> So
[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> I have really bad news
[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> REALLY bad news
[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> These monsters
[16:27] <uncertainBypasser> Are way deadlier than I thought.
[16:27] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOO
[16:27] <bucolicBunyan> Oh noooo!!!!! DDDD:
[16:27] <bucolicBunyan> What happened???????
[16:27] <bucolicBunyan> Are you okay??????
[16:28] <uncertainBypasser> Ember was helping me out  by building...
[16:28] <uncertainBypasser> ... you know what.
[16:28] <uncertainBypasser> Lets just add him to this chat.
[16:28] <uncertainBypasser> -- uncertainBypasser invites fractalAbomination to the pesterchat --
[16:28] <fractalAbomination> huh?
[16:28] <uncertainBypasser> updating carmen on what just happened D:
[16:28] <fractalAbomination> oh, hey. bored of me already? :p
[16:29] <uncertainBypasser> look.
[16:29] <fractalAbomination> basically a giant ogre-like machine with guns attacked maddox
[16:29] <fractalAbomination> and his dad
[16:29] <uncertainBypasser> yep. Ember pretty much single-handedly saved my dad from being shot to death!
[16:29] <fractalAbomination> yeah right, i hardly did anything :/
[16:29] <bucolicBunyan> GUNS?????
[16:29] <uncertainBypasser> ...now hes only unconscious.
[16:29] <bucolicBunyan> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???
[16:29] <uncertainBypasser> YA D:
[16:29] <uncertainBypasser> Like a giant mech monster
[16:30] <fractalAbomination> it was scary
[16:30] <bucolicBunyan> I have to deal with my dads fuckin gun turrets but monsters with guns?????
[16:30] <bucolicBunyan> Shit!!!
[16:30] <fractalAbomination> and somehow maddox did some fast motion sleight of hand thing and chopped it twice in like a second
[16:30] <bucolicBunyan> Im sooooo boned DDDD:
[16:30] <uncertainBypasser> We need to get some armor that can stop bullets
[16:30] <bucolicBunyan> I dont see any monsters here tho!!!!
[16:30] <fractalAbomination> it only attacks every once in a while so just kill the guns maybe?
[16:30] <uncertainBypasser> if there are any more of those
[16:30] <fractalAbomination> that's what we did
[16:31] <uncertainBypasser> Good point, but it still punches like a truck!
[16:31] <bucolicBunyan> Wherever I am seems p chill tbh......
[16:31] <bucolicBunyan> Theres a circus!!! :DDDD
[16:31] <fractalAbomination> oh
[16:31] <fractalAbomination> wait, you got in?
[16:31] <bucolicBunyan> Yup!!!! :DDDD
[16:31] <fractalAbomination> see! you aren't dead!
[16:31] <fractalAbomination> i told you so~
[16:31] <bucolicBunyan> I talked to Orea
[16:31] <bucolicBunyan> She p much convinced me
[16:32] <fractalAbomination> i still dunno who this orea person is
[16:32] <bucolicBunyan> She actually had things to say besides "u should jus do it" like you guys did!!!!
[16:32] <fractalAbomination> well i'm sorry >:c
[16:32] <uncertainBypasser> I didn't say just do it.
[16:32] <uncertainBypasser> I said do it if you are going to die!
[16:32] <uncertainBypasser> ...which is kinda what made it happen.
[16:32] <bucolicBunyan> I cant tell if Im gonna die till Im p much dead tho!!!! :((((
[16:33] <uncertainBypasser> Eh, you did pretty well back there.
[16:33] <bucolicBunyan> Orea had some stuffs that p much made it obvs she wasnt on Earth anymore.....
[16:33] <bucolicBunyan> I didnt wanna be stuck all by myself with u guys all leavin.....
[16:33] <uncertainBypasser> What did she have to say?
[16:33] <uncertainBypasser> Nice of you to join us. :)
[16:34] <uncertainBypasser> So apparently there are this portal things above my house.
[16:34] <uncertainBypasser> wow, I can grammar.
[16:34] <fractalAbomination> yes you can
[16:34] <uncertainBypasser> Apparently.
[16:35] <uncertainBypasser> Going to go into one of those portals pretty quick here
[16:35] <uncertainBypasser> seems to be the only way off this mountain platau thing
[16:35] <fractalAbomination> also maddox was attacked by some sort of smoky imp and tentacle imp
[16:35] <uncertainBypasser> Oh ya!
[16:35] <uncertainBypasser> I breathed in some of this smoke stuff and got dizzy for a bit.
[16:35] <uncertainBypasser> my head felt really weird ):
[16:35] <fractalAbomination> a bit? you looked drunk
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> P sure that maXe no sense!!!!
[16:36] <uncertainBypasser> I don't know.
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> P sure nothin here maXe sense tho.....
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> ://////
[16:36] <uncertainBypasser> This is true.
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> My dad just up n left!!!!
[16:36] <uncertainBypasser> Wait, what?
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> Idk why hed do that!!!!
[16:36] <uncertainBypasser> Isn't he like the super protective of your house?
[16:36] <bucolicBunyan> He even made this whole bs promise shit that hed never leave n there he goes.....
[16:37] <fractalAbomination> :c
[16:37] <uncertainBypasser> wow.
[16:37] <bucolicBunyan> I know right????
[16:37] <fractalAbomination> i can't even find my mum and dad...
[16:37] <bucolicBunyan> Idk where the fuck he went off to but whatevs
[16:37] <uncertainBypasser> My dad was almost kidnapped by a few small monsters before I managed to catch them
[16:37] <bucolicBunyan> Fuck him is p much it
[16:37] <uncertainBypasser> ...This seems to be a pattern.
[16:37] <bucolicBunyan> He left me a note though!!!
[16:37] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, that's a relief.
[16:37] <bucolicBunyan> I havent read it yet tho.....
[16:38] <fractalAbomination> carmen were my parents in the house when you could see me?
[16:38] <fractalAbomination> because i can't find them
[16:38] <bucolicBunyan> Idk I was a bit distracted!!!!!
[16:38] <bucolicBunyan> I didnt see them Idt
[16:38] <fractalAbomination> i hope i didn't leave them behind ;c
[16:38] <bucolicBunyan> U were kinda about to die!!!
[16:38] <fractalAbomination> yeah but still!
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> Why does this program not give a crap about life?
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, you can live, but first we send a meteor to your house
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> and then you get assaulted by monsters
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> and seperated from your family
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> and maybe killed.
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> Have fun!!!!!!
[16:39] <uncertainBypasser> D:
[16:39] <bucolicBunyan> Thats why I hate those sketchy dudes!!!!!
[16:39] <bucolicBunyan> S all their fuckin fault this shit happened!!!!! :((((
[16:40] <bucolicBunyan> They creeped on allv us n gave us this fuckin mess!!!!
[16:40] <fractalAbomination> :cc
[16:40] <fractalAbomination> bluh bluh
[16:40] <fractalAbomination> bluhhhhhhhhh
[16:41] <fractalAbomination> bluh.
[16:41] <fractalAbomination> so what's your place like carmen?
[16:41] <fractalAbomination> i have deserts, maddox has fog and you have... circuses?
[16:41] <uncertainBypasser> It sounds like you got the best of all of us.
[16:42] <uncertainBypasser> I get attacked in the fog and have no idea where I am D:
[16:42] <uncertainBypasser> Meanwhile you get circuses?
[16:42] <uncertainBypasser> Better that than also fog though.
[16:42] <uncertainBypasser> Just a little jealous.
[16:42] <fractalAbomination> circuses are loud and annoying
[16:42] <fractalAbomination> so... meh
[16:42] <uncertainBypasser> Hence the invention of earplugs.
[16:43] <uncertainBypasser> ...which I think we ran out of before this whole thing happened.
[16:43] <uncertainBypasser> darnit.
[16:43] <bucolicBunyan> My place smells suuuuuuper nice :)))
[16:43] <fractalAbomination> ...
[16:43] <bucolicBunyan> It smells like peachs n fruit n shit
[16:43] <bucolicBunyan> Theres these like grassy hills n stuff
[16:43] <uncertainBypasser> two of those three smell good.
[16:43] <uncertainBypasser> not sure about the last?
[16:43] <fractalAbomination> hehe
[16:44] <bucolicBunyan> Theres a circus outside my house and a really really pretty sky!!!
[16:44] <bucolicBunyan> Theres also this p catchy music n stuff
[16:44] <uncertainBypasser> Wow.
[16:44] <uncertainBypasser> That's pretty cool.
[16:44] <bucolicBunyan> P much feel like havin a dance party or somethin!!!
[16:44] <uncertainBypasser> When you have a chance later, maybe look at the sky and see if the moon is there?
[16:44] <uncertainBypasser> Thats like scifi rule #1
[16:44] <bucolicBunyan> Maybe I could aXually have a dance party now that my fuckin dad is gone!!!!
[16:44] <uncertainBypasser> wrong number of moons = not on earth
[16:45] <bucolicBunyan> Duuuuude
[16:45] <uncertainBypasser> dance party? That would be interesting.
[16:45] <fractalAbomination> ...wow. i just realised it's so silent here
[16:45] <bucolicBunyan> Orea had like MASSIVE mushrooms fuckin everywhere
[16:45] <uncertainBypasser> We would need to figure out how to get to you.
[16:45] <fractalAbomination> it's... so quiet
[16:45] <bucolicBunyan> P sure shes not on Earth
[16:45] <uncertainBypasser> But what about the rest of us?
[16:45] <uncertainBypasser> I could be in a giant fog machine for all I know.
[16:45] <bucolicBunyan> Embers in a huge desert thing with glass domes n shit
[16:45] <bucolicBunyan> Sounds p weird to me!!!
[16:45] <uncertainBypasser> Good point.
[16:46] <uncertainBypasser> But ya, we need to find a way to combat cyborg monsters.
[16:46] <uncertainBypasser> with guns.
[16:46] <uncertainBypasser> Thing almost completely destroyed my dad with one volley!
[16:46] <uncertainBypasser> I found we can combine objects with other objects to make things with various properties.
[16:47] <uncertainBypasser> so I guess we should make some bullet proof armor and stuff.
[16:47] <uncertainBypasser> ...but we would need something like kevlar.
[16:47] <uncertainBypasser> which would be back on earth.
[16:47] <fractalAbomination> bluh
[16:47] <fractalAbomination> maybe we could, i dunno, make some sort of mirror armour
[16:48] <fractalAbomination> it's pretty much a video game, so it might work?
[16:48] <uncertainBypasser> ... this is an awful like a video game
[16:48] <uncertainBypasser> ... just way more deadly and open world.
[16:48] <fractalAbomination> monsters that get harder, able to build houses
[16:48] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe that would work.
[16:48] <fractalAbomination> make stuff
[16:48] <fractalAbomination> except we can't respawn
[16:48] <fractalAbomination> or... can we?
[16:48] <uncertainBypasser> I don't want to find out!
[16:49] <fractalAbomination> yeah good idea
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> Speaking of monsters...
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> Frederick threw a mech thing into his orb.
[16:49] <fractalAbomination> who?
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> this guy I helped out earlier.
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> got a ping from orea, and he was panicking and stuff.
[16:49] <fractalAbomination> oh. kay.
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> ya.
[16:49] <uncertainBypasser> Also, we threw a log in.
[16:50] <uncertainBypasser> And I have fought a monster that was kinda like a log
[16:50] <fractalAbomination> i threw a notebook
[16:50] <uncertainBypasser> and now a large guy that was kinda like a mech.
[16:50] <fractalAbomination> i don't g
[16:50] <fractalAbomination> ohhhhhhhh
[16:50] <uncertainBypasser> what if the orb is a trap?
[16:50] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOO
[16:50] <uncertainBypasser> Some kind of spy for the game?
[16:50] <bucolicBunyan> NOT SURPRISED!!!
[16:50] <bucolicBunyan> Almost like this entire fuckin game is a TRAP!!!!
[16:50] <bucolicBunyan> WEIRD
[16:51] <fractalAbomination> yeah... :c
[16:51] <uncertainBypasser> What did you throw in carmen?
[16:51] <bucolicBunyan> Almost like those fuckin creepy dudes were aXually creepy n stuff
[16:51] <bucolicBunyan> Idk I havent really paid much attention to that shitty ball thing....
[16:51] <uncertainBypasser> Hm
[16:51] <bucolicBunyan> It was so annoying!!!!
[16:52] <uncertainBypasser> And now we know why!
[16:52] <uncertainBypasser> Or, at least probably
[16:52] <bucolicBunyan> I chucked a package of stuff at it but Idk if it did anything....
[16:52] <uncertainBypasser> this would only make sense if someone threw in something cloth
[16:52] <bucolicBunyan> Can u see it MaddoX????
[16:52] <uncertainBypasser> Er, let me see.
[16:52]  * uncertainBypasser uses his spectacles to remote desktop to his computer, opening the server
[16:52] <fractalAbomination> yeah, what did you throw in?
[16:52]  * uncertainBypasser looks around Carmen's house
[16:53] <fractalAbomination> someone... fred? threw in a mech and we had a mech thing, a log and a log thing
[16:53] <uncertainBypasser> Um, it looks like a lot of powder or something.
[16:53] <bucolicBunyan> ://////
[16:53] <bucolicBunyan> Guess the package of shit hit the thing then....
[16:53] <uncertainBypasser> So this theory would be accurate if someone threw in a tentacle thing, a cloth thing, a lightning bolt, and some weird gas stuff
[16:53] <fractalAbomination> what did you throw in carm!
[16:55] <uncertainBypasser> Carmen? You alright?
[16:55] <fractalAbomination> also why lightning and cloth?
[16:55] <uncertainBypasser> I fought this imp that looked like cloth, and a large monster that was constantly electric, which based on extrapolation means it must have been something electric.
[16:55] <bucolicBunyan> I just tossed some random shit at it
[16:55] <uncertainBypasser> That's pretty vague. :/
[16:56] <fractalAbomination> yeah :/
[16:56] <fractalAbomination> bluh.
[16:56] <fractalAbomination> where would people even get tentacles?
[16:56] <uncertainBypasser> But ya, based on what the orb thing looks like now, its a powder of some kind?
[16:56] <uncertainBypasser> I don't know
[16:56] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe an octopus or something?
[16:56] <bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know where peeps get tentacle shit
[16:57] <fractalAbomination> who chops off a tentacle and decides to throw in in an epi.. epil... flashy orb
[16:57] <uncertainBypasser> But ya, we should probably steer clear of those things for now
[16:58] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, and during that fight with the mech
[16:58] <uncertainBypasser> right after it shot my dad
[16:58] <uncertainBypasser> I kinda went a little crazy.
[16:58] <bucolicBunyan> P sure we shoulda steered cleara this whole fuckin mess but its toooooo later for that!!! :(((((
[16:58] <fractalAbomination> yeah. your hands became a blur and you kept hitting that thing
[16:58] <uncertainBypasser> VERY YES
[16:58] <uncertainBypasser> Ya.
[16:59] <fractalAbomination> yeah. agreed.
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> Actually, I want to try something.
[16:59] <fractalAbomination> stupid meteors.
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> There was this guy shooting at frederick earlier
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> and uh
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> it looked like he was going to be shot in the head.
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> and then I kinda wished it would miss him?
[16:59] <uncertainBypasser> and the bullet kinda curved in midair and hit his arm instead.
[16:59] <fractalAbomination> :o
[17:00] <fractalAbomination> how!
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> My head was in that weird rush feeling at the time too.
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> like when I run
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> or when I hit that ogre.
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> I want to test something
[17:00]  * uncertainBypasser scrolls up to carmen's room
[17:00]  * uncertainBypasser moves the cursor to the right of carmen
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> See the cursor?
[17:00] <bucolicBunyan> Uhhhhh yeah!!!!!
[17:00] <uncertainBypasser> Alright.
[17:01] <bucolicBunyan> S not hard to see duuuude
[17:01] <uncertainBypasser> Now throw something to your left.
[17:01]  * uncertainBypasser starts focusing
[17:01]  * uncertainBypasser focuses harder
[17:01] <bucolicBunyan> Whaddya mean????
[17:01] <uncertainBypasser> Just...
[17:01] <fractalAbomination> you guys doing something?
[17:01] <uncertainBypasser> Throw anything
[17:01] <uncertainBypasser> at all.
[17:01] <fractalAbomination> um ok i'll just be quiet
[17:01]  * bucolicBunyan takes the envelope in her hand and chucks it at the wall
[17:02]  * uncertainBypasser it stops midair before hitting the wall
[17:02]  * uncertainBypasser continues to focus as it stays hovering in midair.
[17:02] <bucolicBunyan> Woooow dude u can use a fuckin mouse cursor!!!
[17:02] <uncertainBypasser> Turn around.
[17:02] <bucolicBunyan> Ur soooooo good at computers
[17:02] <bucolicBunyan> Can I have my envelope back????
[17:02] <uncertainBypasser> I'm not using the cursor.
[17:03] <uncertainBypasser> Look behind you.
[17:03] <fractalAbomination> carmen listen to th
[17:03] <fractalAbomination> what
[17:03] <bucolicBunyan> I see the fuckin envelope MaddoX!!!!
[17:03] <bucolicBunyan> Its sittin there in the air
[17:03] <uncertainBypasser> Yes.
[17:03] <bucolicBunyan> Look I can do that to!!!
[17:03] <uncertainBypasser> And the cursor is to your right.
[17:03]  * bucolicBunyan lifts up a table in Ember's living room
[17:03] <bucolicBunyan> Oh
[17:03] <uncertainBypasser> Last time I checked I don't have two cursors
[17:03]  * fractalAbomination twitches a ear
[17:03] <bucolicBunyan> Well shit
[17:04] <bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX goin on then
[17:04]  * fractalAbomination turns to look at the hovering table
[17:04]  * uncertainBypasser opens skype on desktop and opens screenshare to ember
[17:04] <bucolicBunyan> Probs just this game fuckin with things again
[17:04] <fractalAbomination> carmen. put. my table. down.
[17:04] <bucolicBunyan> But its so much fun to float things!!!!! :DDDDD
[17:04]  * fractalAbomination glares at the ceiling
[17:04] <fractalAbomination> carmen...
[17:04]  * uncertainBypasser unplugs the mouse from the computer
[17:05]  * uncertainBypasser and plugs it back in
[17:05] <uncertainBypasser> I think
[17:05] <uncertainBypasser> I might be a Psion.
[17:05] <fractalAbomination> a what?
[17:05] <uncertainBypasser> Basically magic mind powers?
[17:05] <uncertainBypasser> I don't even know.
[17:05] <fractalAbomination> guuuuuuuuuuuys please i feel so out of the loopppp
[17:05] <uncertainBypasser> Accept the screenshare I sent you earlier
[17:06] <fractalAbomination> wait, i have been. nevermind...
[17:06]  * fractalAbomination accepts the screenshare
[17:06] <uncertainBypasser> See, here is the cursor.
[17:06] <uncertainBypasser> And here is the envalope
[17:06]  * uncertainBypasser wiggles envalope
[17:06] <fractalAbomination> huh. that's... cool.
[17:06] <fractalAbomination> carmen please put my table down
[17:06]  * uncertainBypasser uses telekinesis to take control of mouse of carmens computer and put table down
[17:07] <uncertainBypasser> whoops
[17:07] <uncertainBypasser> sorry about that ember.
[17:08] <bucolicBunyan> The fuX goin on?!?!?!?!
[17:08] <uncertainBypasser> Mind powers?
[17:08] <fractalAbomination> oh for the
[17:08] <bucolicBunyan> Can u stop messin with my stuff????
[17:08] <uncertainBypasser> Sure.
[17:08] <uncertainBypasser> Sorry.
[17:08] <bucolicBunyan> I totes didn do that Ember
[17:08] <fractalAbomination> b'argh.
[17:08] <bucolicBunyan> Dont blame me for this shit!!!
[17:08]  * uncertainBypasser attempts the RARE AND HIGHLY DANGEROUS quick telekenetic apology hug
[17:08] <fractalAbomination> hey you were the one who lifted my table >:c
[17:08] <bucolicBunyan> I was gonna put it down!!!! DDD:
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> P sure this game is fuckin with us again tho....
[17:09]  * fractalAbomination glances at the able and table-shaped dent in the floor before glancing up to the ceiling
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> Nothin else makes sense so this doesnt seem that crazy!!!
[17:09] <uncertainBypasser> Good point.
[17:09] <fractalAbomination> ah whatever. do whatever you want
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> We literally poofed from the entire planet and arrive on a MYSTERIOUS world
[17:09]  * fractalAbomination looks grumpy
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> You can make shit outta nothin!!!
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> There are mecha monsters everywhere!!!
[17:09] <bucolicBunyan> P much no biggie that stuff randomly floats
[17:10] <bucolicBunyan> Maybe were all just dead or something n this is like the afterlife or some shit
[17:10] <bucolicBunyan> Who knows!!!!
[17:10] <fractalAbomination> pretty nice afterlife if you ask me
[17:10] <uncertainBypasser> This would be the most sucky afterlife ever
[17:10] <uncertainBypasser> wait, what.
[17:10] <bucolicBunyan> P nice???
[17:10] <bucolicBunyan> There's murdering monsters!!!
[17:10] <bucolicBunyan> That doesnt sound nice to meeeee Ember :(((
[17:10] <uncertainBypasser> If we are already dead though, can we die again?
[17:11] <fractalAbomination> ^ that
[17:11] <fractalAbomination> also we'd be bored
[17:11] <fractalAbomination> just roaming around, doing nothing
[17:11] <uncertainBypasser> Personally, I don't think I'm dead.
[17:11] <bucolicBunyan> How do u know though????
[17:11] <uncertainBypasser> because I was still able to contact you guys after I got here
[17:11] <uncertainBypasser> before yall ran the program.
[17:11] <bucolicBunyan> Theres ghosts n shit u know
[17:11] <bucolicBunyan> peeps say the dead can contact them sometimes!!!
[17:11] <uncertainBypasser> Most ghosts can't use chat clients?
[17:11] <fractalAbomination> oooOOOoooh
[17:11] <bucolicBunyan> How do u know???
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> I don't
[17:12] <bucolicBunyan> Have u ever been a ghost????
[17:12]  * fractalAbomination makes scary ghost motions at the ceiling
[17:12] <bucolicBunyan> S what I thought
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> it just seems unlikely is all
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> that said
[17:12] <bucolicBunyan> More likely than magic!!!
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> Good point XD
[17:12] <bucolicBunyan> Magic is fake as shit
[17:12] <bucolicBunyan> All those sciencey peeps said so
[17:12] <fractalAbomination> :c
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> Isn't doesn't crap get real though:
[17:12] <uncertainBypasser> like all the time?
[17:12] <fractalAbomination> bleh.
[17:13] <uncertainBypasser> also, those sciency guys were dead wrong about science obviously.
[17:13] <uncertainBypasser> Because since when was this whole thing scientifically accurate?
[17:13] <fractalAbomination> i still say magic is more likely than ghosts
[17:13] <fractalAbomination> because i don't feel ghosty
[17:13] <fractalAbomination> i can still feel my heartbeat too
[17:13] <uncertainBypasser> Ghosts may exist
[17:13] <uncertainBypasser> but I don't think we are ghosts.
[17:14]  * uncertainBypasser zooms in the screen of carmen's laptop, and uses cantrip to attempt to move table, but fails
[17:14] <bucolicBunyan> P sure I cant say anything bout any of this shit cuz Idk what the hells goin on!!!
[17:14] <fractalAbomination> me neither!
[17:14] <uncertainBypasser> Pretty much same! Its all theory atm
[17:14] <bucolicBunyan> For once I think I can say ur guess is just as shitty as mine!!!
[17:14] <uncertainBypasser> All we know:
[17:15] <uncertainBypasser> 1) Meteors hit your house when you run this game
[17:15] <fractalAbomination> or try to
[17:15] <uncertainBypasser> 2) You get teleported to some weird place
[17:15] <uncertainBypasser> That's pretty much it.
[17:16] <fractalAbomination> 3) the game hates our parents :c
[17:16] <uncertainBypasser> Good point.'
[17:16] <uncertainBypasser> I thought I had saved dad, and then he got shot like 6 times.
[17:16] <uncertainBypasser> D:
[17:16] <uncertainBypasser> And your guys parents are missing...
[17:17] <uncertainBypasser> Whoever made this game is sadistic.
[17:17] <fractalAbomination> yeah...
[17:17] <bucolicBunyan> Im p fine with it thb tho!!!
[17:17] <fractalAbomination> i hope they're alright...
[17:17] <bucolicBunyan> Circuses??? Peaches??? No dad harassin me bout shit???
[17:17] <bucolicBunyan> P much better than everything I ever had before
[17:17] <uncertainBypasser> Just as long as monsters don't start attacking you.
[17:17] <bucolicBunyan> There better be a forest or something round here though!!!!
[17:17] <uncertainBypasser> Though it appears that might just be because my place is foggy
[17:17] <fractalAbomination> their esperchums are offline and i don't have a phone and there be monsters out there and i'm in a desert and arghhhhhhhhhhh
[17:17] <bucolicBunyan> I dont see any monsters outside!!!
[17:18] <bucolicBunyan> I can see for a long ways tooooooo
[17:18] <uncertainBypasser> I can get you a copy of my phone Ember.
[17:18] <fractalAbomination> i still don't know their phone numbers
[17:18] <uncertainBypasser> Oh.
[17:18] <fractalAbomination> so bluh
[17:18] <fractalAbomination> ughhhh
[17:18] <uncertainBypasser> Well, it will still be useful for chatting with us I guess?
[17:18] <uncertainBypasser> Wait, don't you have their numbers written in your journal?
[17:18] <bucolicBunyan> WHOAAAAAAAA
[17:19] <uncertainBypasser> WHAT?
[17:19] <bucolicBunyan> If my fuckin dad is gone.....
[17:19] <fractalAbomination> no, never needed them
[17:19] <bucolicBunyan> I CAN INSTALL CHAT ON MY PHONE!!!!!
[17:19] <bucolicBunyan> OMGYES
[17:19] <fractalAbomination> that's... great?
[17:19] <uncertainBypasser> This is good day!
[17:19] <bucolicBunyan> NOBODY CAN FUCKIN TELL ME NO ANYMORE!!! :DDDDD
[17:19]  * fractalAbomination sighs and leans on the kitchen counter
[17:19] <uncertainBypasser> Your dad was pretty creepy about tracking that for no reason. O.o
[17:19] <bucolicBunyan> Who the fuck cares if hes trackin all my shit
[17:19] <fractalAbomination> yeah. that's great.
[17:19] <uncertainBypasser> You did, for a long time actually?
[17:20] <bucolicBunyan> Huh???
[17:20] <uncertainBypasser> You used to be all annoyed at him tracking your stuff and so you wouldn't install it or steam on your phone for like two years?
[17:20]  * fractalAbomination bonks self on head. "stupid stupid"
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> P much
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> My dad tracked every fuckin thing I do!!!!
[17:21] <uncertainBypasser> What isn't saying he still isnt?
[17:21] <uncertainBypasser> :/
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> U can probs see the fucking cameras n gun turrets everywhere!!!
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> Because it doesnt matter anymore!!!
[17:21] <uncertainBypasser> Ya, your dad ex military or something?
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> Who cares if he sees me talkin to u guys now??
[17:21] <uncertainBypasser> good point
[17:21] <bucolicBunyan> S not like it matters anymore
[17:21] <uncertainBypasser> we kinda aren't on earth anymore.
[17:22] <bucolicBunyan> Earth is p much poof now so fuck if I care anymore
[17:22] <uncertainBypasser> you think the meteors were that bad?
[17:22] <uncertainBypasser> The ones that hit my neigborhood were only destroying 1-2 houses at once
[17:22] <uncertainBypasser> To destroy the planet...
[17:22] <uncertainBypasser> oh god.
[17:23] <uncertainBypasser> I was hoping to get back to earth and out of this hellish nightmare of a foggy area.
[17:23] <uncertainBypasser> D:
[17:23]  * fractalAbomination sighs and lies his head down on his arms
[17:23] <bucolicBunyan> No I mean like it doesnt matter if hes tracking me anymore
[17:23] <bucolicBunyan> Cuz everythin on Earth he was paranoid bout isnt here!!!
[17:23] <uncertainBypasser> Ember, why you facepalming?
[17:24] <uncertainBypasser> Oh, that makes sense.
[17:24]  * fractalAbomination glances at his screen
[17:24] <bucolicBunyan> MaddoX u spyin on my computer screen????? :OOOO
[17:24] <fractalAbomination> i'm not.
[17:24] <fractalAbomination> i'm just... tired. and scared.
[17:24]  * bucolicBunyan glares up at the ceiling and turns her computer screen, shutting it slightly to hide it
[17:24] <uncertainBypasser> OH CRAP
[17:25] <uncertainBypasser> how much longer until midnight for you?
[17:25] <fractalAbomination> and i won't remember this later.
[17:25] <uncertainBypasser> Ignore outside, check your computer's clock!
[17:25] <fractalAbomination> i... don't know
[17:25]  * fractalAbomination checks the time
[17:25] <fractalAbomination> i think... 12 hours?
[17:25] <bucolicBunyan> Ember its okay make sure u use ur notebooX!!!
[17:25] <fractalAbomination> i think the clock stopped
[17:25] <uncertainBypasser> We have a little bit of time then.
[17:25] <bucolicBunyan> Theres lots to write about
[17:25] <uncertainBypasser> We need to make a plan for ember
[17:25] <uncertainBypasser> Writing isn't going to cut it.
[17:25] <fractalAbomination> ...yeah
[17:25] <bucolicBunyan> Video tape!!!!
[17:25]  * fractalAbomination sighs
[17:26] <bucolicBunyan> U got a webcam on ur computer???
[17:26] <fractalAbomination> no
[17:26] <uncertainBypasser> Ember, guess what would make you believe today's events most effectively.
[17:26] <uncertainBypasser> We haven't had to deal with something this bad before D:
[17:26] <fractalAbomination> i don't know
[17:26] <uncertainBypasser> ...
[17:26] <fractalAbomination> i... i just don't know.
[17:26] <fractalAbomination> i'll write it down
[17:26] <uncertainBypasser> We are going to have to refine whatever we do over several days. If we live long enough. D:
[17:27] <uncertainBypasser> I think this calls for a page one edit.
[17:27] <bucolicBunyan> U have a camera somewhere in ur house????
[17:27] <uncertainBypasser> You have your screen
[17:27] <bucolicBunyan> Ur parents gotta have one somewhere
[17:27] <uncertainBypasser> just use some recording software
[17:27] <uncertainBypasser> And send him the video.
[17:28] <fractalAbomination> yeah there's a camera somewhere
[17:28] <fractalAbomination> i don't know where. i tried searching earlier
[17:28]  * fractalAbomination deploys all three notebooks in front of him
[17:28] <uncertainBypasser> Carmen, start using screen capture.
[17:29] <bucolicBunyan> ????
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> Or just take a bunch of screenshots or something.
[17:29] <bucolicBunyan> I dont have anythin that can do that
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> uh, here.
[17:29] <fractalAbomination> the laptop should have some
[17:29] <fractalAbomination> i remember that much.
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> just zoom in on him
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> Ill record your screen.
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> by recording my screen.
[17:29] <bucolicBunyan> Screenshots yeah but no fancy shit for video stuffs
[17:29]  * fractalAbomination starts writing and editing
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> Also, Ember
[17:29] <uncertainBypasser> move your computer so you can see my computer recording.
[17:29]  * uncertainBypasser beings recording
[17:30] <bucolicBunyan> Ill jus get my own shit I dont need u spying on me too!!!
[17:30] <bucolicBunyan> Internet worX still
[17:30] <uncertainBypasser> I'm not! I'm recording your screen
[17:30]  * bucolicBunyan googles stuff and downloads stuff
[17:30] <uncertainBypasser> its so zoomed in you can't even tell!
[17:30] <uncertainBypasser> welp
[17:30] <uncertainBypasser> that works too.
[17:30]  * uncertainBypasser stops recording.
[17:31] <bucolicBunyan> I dont need more fucking cameras watchin me n my computer!!!!
[17:31] <bucolicBunyan> S why fuckin Adrian isnt sittin where u are!!!!
[17:31] <uncertainBypasser> Ah.
[17:31] <uncertainBypasser> I wasn't watching you though. :(
[17:31] <uncertainBypasser> Ill stop
[17:31]  * uncertainBypasser ends remote desktop
[17:31] <uncertainBypasser> Also, who is adrian?
[17:31] <bucolicBunyan> Some fuckin creeper dude
[17:31] <uncertainBypasser> Wait, hes in our game?
[17:31]  * bucolicBunyan begins video capturing her screen
[17:32] <bucolicBunyan> Idk if hes playin this shit
[17:32] <bucolicBunyan> He tried to connect to me but I shut that down soooooo fuckin hard!!!!
[17:32] <uncertainBypasser> I can see why. 1) You Alternian 2) Creep
[17:32] <uncertainBypasser> Maybe not that order though.
[17:32] <fractalAbomination> so... you're going to record me doing stuff?
[17:32] <fractalAbomination> also what's an alternian?
[17:33] <uncertainBypasser> Uh, whoops?
[17:33] <uncertainBypasser> Carmen, you proceed if you feel like it.
[17:33] <fractalAbomination> ??
[17:33] <uncertainBypasser> I kinda messed that up.
[17:33] <bucolicBunyan> Fuck
[17:33] <uncertainBypasser> :(
[17:33] <bucolicBunyan> Siiiiiiiighhhhhhhh
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> Ember this is just gonna make things worse
[17:34] <uncertainBypasser> You won't remember it if you don't journal it.
[17:34] <uncertainBypasser> which might make it better tomorrow?
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> So if u dont wanna have me dump all this shit on u thats fine
[17:34] <fractalAbomination> oh just tell me!
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> U decide!!!
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> Fiiiiiiine
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> P much
[17:34] <uncertainBypasser> Sorry :(
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> Im an alien
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> Thats all there really is
[17:34] <bucolicBunyan> Some p weird shit
[17:34] <fractalAbomination> an alien?
[17:35] <bucolicBunyan> Yuuuup
[17:35] <fractalAbomination> oh. uh.
[17:35] <bucolicBunyan> S why I keep saying no when u ask me for a picture!!!!
[17:35] <bucolicBunyan> I look p fucked up
[17:35] <fractalAbomination> well...
[17:35] <fractalAbomination> well i want to know
[17:35] <fractalAbomination> what do you look like? please?
[17:35] <uncertainBypasser> Can confrim, either Alien (true) or Worlds best cosplayer and a  minor liar (false)
[17:36] <uncertainBypasser> I can show him on my screen if you are okay with that.
[17:36] <bucolicBunyan> I don have a webcam so.......
[17:37] <bucolicBunyan> My makeups p fucked up now so yeah......
[17:37] <bucolicBunyan> My skins not normally this bogus
[17:38] <bucolicBunyan> Kinda smeared all the peach junk earlier so....... yeah
[17:38] <uncertainBypasser> Fair enough.
[17:38] <bucolicBunyan> Sposed to be gray n shit
[17:38] <uncertainBypasser> So, Ember.
[17:38] <uncertainBypasser> What can we do for you tomorrow?
[17:39]  * fractalAbomination looks wide eyed at Carmen
[17:39] <fractalAbomination> oh. wow.
[17:39] <fractalAbomination> you look silly with that shirt on ;p
[17:43] <fractalAbomination> you look like a human with poofy hair and gray skin.
[17:43] <fractalAbomination> it's not that bad
[17:44] <fractalAbomination> wait, are those horns?
[17:45] <bucolicBunyan> Yuuuuuuuuup
[17:46]  * bucolicBunyan looks at the ceiling to show her eyes and pointy teeth
[17:46] <fractalAbomination> oooooh
[17:46] <uncertainBypasser> Pretty dang awesome :P
[17:47] <fractalAbomination> yeap
[17:47] <fractalAbomination> hold still a moment
[17:47]  * fractalAbomination screencaps picture
[17:47] <fractalAbomination> ok don
[17:47]  * fractalAbomination starts drawing carmen into the book
[17:47] <bucolicBunyan> Did u take a piXure??????? :OOOO
[17:48] <fractalAbomination> maybe
[17:48] <bucolicBunyan> :(((((
[17:48] <bucolicBunyan> Spose it doesn matter anymore...
[17:48] <uncertainBypasser> Also he might not believe himself that it is you.
[17:48] <fractalAbomination> hey you look fine
[17:48] <uncertainBypasser> And hey, Ember might think he knew you like that for a while.
[17:48] <bucolicBunyan> Im used to peeps like doctors n shit thinkin Im some demonic mutated child thing
[17:48] <uncertainBypasser> What?
[17:48] <uncertainBypasser> D:
[17:48] <uncertainBypasser> That sounds horrible.
[17:48] <bucolicBunyan> So I don like piXures bein taken of me
[17:49] <uncertainBypasser> Duly noted.
[17:49] <bucolicBunyan> P sure it doesnt matter anymore though since were not on Earth anymore or somethin
[17:49] <fractalAbomination> that sounds horrible
[17:49] <fractalAbomination> but no you look fine, i'm just putting it in the notebook because
[17:49] <fractalAbomination> well
[17:49] <fractalAbomination> i want to recognise you? and see you i guess?
[17:49] <fractalAbomination> can't a guy keep pics of his friends?
[17:50] <uncertainBypasser> You have one of me somewhere in your journal, right?
[17:50] <fractalAbomination> yeah
[17:50] <uncertainBypasser> Well, you kinda have a view into my house now, so you can get another easily.
[17:50] <uncertainBypasser> I must look so dorkish in these spectacles XD
[17:51] <fractalAbomination> you do :p
[17:51] <bucolicBunyan> Duuuuude glasses are totes not dorkish theyre coooool!!!!
[17:51] <bucolicBunyan> I don even need these things I just like how they look!!!!
[17:51] <uncertainBypasser> Just..
[17:52] <uncertainBypasser> Just send her a sceenshot ember
[17:52] <uncertainBypasser> lol
[17:52]  * fractalAbomination sends pic sillymaddox.jpg to bucolicBunyan
[17:53] <bucolicBunyan> ((what does it look like))
[17:53] <uncertainBypasser> ((old grampaish spectacles with laptop combined into it))
[17:54] <uncertainBypasser> ((Made um last IRC))
[17:54] <uncertainBypasser> ((Imagine google glass, but on grampa spectacles))
[17:54] <bucolicBunyan> Those look coooool!!!!
[17:54] <uncertainBypasser> Huh.
[17:54] <bucolicBunyan> Idk what they are but theyre so different!!!!
[17:54] <bucolicBunyan> Whered u get them????
[17:55] <uncertainBypasser> I just made them with the item combining system we have access to in the game
[17:55] <uncertainBypasser> I used the code for my laptop and the code for these glasses without lenses and made these.
[17:55] <uncertainBypasser> I double punched the same card.
[17:56] <bucolicBunyan> U jus said a buncha gibberish there but s okay!!!!
[17:56] <bucolicBunyan> P much everything here is gibberish :////
[17:57] <fractalAbomination> eeyup
[17:57] <uncertainBypasser> Basically.
[17:57] <uncertainBypasser> You can combine stuff
[17:57] <uncertainBypasser> but it takes stuff that you can only get from killing monsters?
[18:00] <bucolicBunyan> P sure thats fucking gibberish too but thats fine
[18:00] <bucolicBunyan> Im used to not gettin shit
[18:00] <uncertainBypasser> fair enough.
[18:00] <uncertainBypasser> Well, I think I should see where this portal thing goes?
[18:00] <uncertainBypasser> Ill talk to yall later.
[18:01] <fractalAbomination> ok
[18:01] <fractalAbomination> make sure to tell us you made it safe on the other side
[18:01] <uncertainBypasser> Got it.
[18:01] <bucolicBunyan> Imma go to the circus I think!!!!! :DDDD
[18:01] <uncertainBypasser> Be careful at least.
[18:01] <bucolicBunyan> U go wherever that thing taXe u
[18:01] <uncertainBypasser> Yup. Cya!
[18:02] <uncertainBypasser> -- uncertainBypasser has left the group chat --
[18:02] <bucolicBunyan> Ember
[18:02] <bucolicBunyan> Sorry bout bein all Xcited n shit earlier
[18:02] <bucolicBunyan> How are u doin???
[18:03] <bucolicBunyan> Workin on ur notebooX?
[18:03] <fractalAbomination> i think i'm done
[18:03] <fractalAbomination> not much to write
[18:05] <bucolicBunyan> Make sure u put me in there to talk to me bout shit
[18:05] <fractalAbomination> i have
[18:05] <bucolicBunyan> Dontchu feel like ur hasslin me by pokin me bout this stuff
[18:05] <bucolicBunyan> U most always do n its bullshit that ur hasslin me
[18:06] <fractalAbomination> doesn't it get tiring?
[18:06] <fractalAbomination> me doing it day after day?
[18:06] <bucolicBunyan> Not really tbh
[18:06] <bucolicBunyan> Sure its sad seein you sad n confused
[18:06] <bucolicBunyan> But u come around eventually
[18:06] <fractalAbomination> do i always?
[18:06] <bucolicBunyan> N Id much rather be here to help u then let u go through all this crazy shit by urself!!!
[18:07] <bucolicBunyan> U dont always but u fuckin lose ur memory dude
[18:07] <fractalAbomination> ...yeah
[18:07] <bucolicBunyan> Everyone has their bad days
[18:07] <bucolicBunyan> S not jus u
[18:07] <bucolicBunyan> Dont feel bad bout not comin round sometimes
[18:08] <fractalAbomination> sigh
[18:08] <fractalAbomination> i guess
[18:08] <bucolicBunyan> Ur p much one of my best friends n shit like this doesnt matter cuz ur nice n ur cool n I like talkin with u
[18:09] <fractalAbomination> thanks c:
[18:09] <fractalAbomination> i guess i should go explore now
[18:10] <bucolicBunyan> Stay safe!!!!!
[18:10] <fractalAbomination> i'll try
[18:10] <bucolicBunyan> Idk how deserts n shit work but they sound p hard to me!!!
[18:10] <fractalAbomination> i'll bring water :p
[18:10] <bucolicBunyan> Forests are p much the best duuude :))))
[18:10] <bucolicBunyan> Too bad u didnt get a big forest thatd be da bomb!!!
[18:11] <fractalAbomination> ehhh
[18:11] <fractalAbomination> i'm a city boy :p
[18:12] <bucolicBunyan> Well u didnt get a city..... :///
[18:12] <fractalAbomination> eh
[18:12] <fractalAbomination> i'll survive
[18:12] <fractalAbomination> i hope
[18:13] <bucolicBunyan> Meeee tooo
[18:14] <bucolicBunyan> Keep in touch duuuude!!!!
[18:14] <bucolicBunyan> I got my computer n shit here
[18:14] <bucolicBunyan> Idk what I can do but I can move shit round n stuff so if u need any floatin tables u let me know!!! :))))
[18:15] <fractalAbomination> har har
[18:16] <fractalAbomination> ok yeah we should probably stop talking and do stuff
[18:16] <fractalAbomination> cya c:
[18:17] <bucolicBunyan> Fiiiiiiine
[18:17]  * fractalAbomination has ceased messaging bucolicBunyan
[18:17]  * bucolicBunyan [BB] cut down her connection to the group chat