The Second Day of Peace Part 3

>After visiting Rarity. You figured you've been out of your comfort zone long enough. You're going to go back home and relax.
>You're all for visiting friends but you're use to just being by your lonesome. You never really got out of your shell until you got here.
>You have Pinkie and Rarity to blame for that. All you really want to do right now is have a nice hot bath. You can't remember the last time you had done that. The work you did with Applejack yesterday really did a number on you.
>You begin walking back to your home. Once again ponies everywhere surprised to see you. Some wave at you smiling at you being very nice and what have you. It seems you've made an impact on the town more than you thought.
>You arrive at your house get your keys and open the door. Thankfully there were no dinosaurs walking about. You toss your keys on the little stand you have next to the door. Pull off your shoes keep them by the door. You close your curtains. You check the time.
>10:43 am
>You put your new clothes Rarity gave you into your closet. Now to relax.
>Loading Chillmode.....56% completed.
>You go to the bathroom and begin the bath. Waiting for the water to be at just the right temperature. You take off your clothes and toss them by the door.
>You submerge your body into the tub and sigh deeply.
"Aaah, tub you're so good to me."
>Chillmode loaded successfully.
>You couldn't be more relaxed. God you need to have more of these days.
>You begin to let your mind drift into wherever it wishes.
>Knock knock at the door.
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>Not now damn it.
>The knocking persists.
>No, you're going to ignore this. They can wait a few hours.
>Knocking gets louder.
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"Ugh all the times I stay home when I decide to get some much needed R&R they decide to knock now?"
>You're going to kick this pony to the moon. They dare disturb your R&R time. They must pay the ultimate price.
>You get out of the tub and wrap a towel around your waist.
>You head to the door to answer it.
>It's Derpy with her mailbag fluttering at your eye level, Damn it you was going to rip her a new one. She's lucky she's adorable.
"Can I help you?"
>She looks at you with one eye and the other seems to elsewhere. She smiles. "Ummm mail call for Mr.Unknown."
"Couldn't you just put it in the mailbox?"
>"Yeah I could have. But...Great Luna Moona I'm glad didn't." Her eyes straighten up and she starts giggling and blushing along with beginning to drool.
>Damn it Anon another one bites the dust. Note to self: Don't answer your door half naked.
"Hello?"
>No response.
"Hello?!"
>You wave her hand in front of her face still no response. Fucking ponies.
"OI!! Equestria to Derpy!"
>She breaks out her daze and her eyes go back to derp mode.
>"Duh say who?"
"The mail?"
>"Oh yeah, hehehehehe, h-here you go." She hoofs you your mail and flutters away.
>The letter seems to have some sort of sun emblem on it. That can only mean one thing.
>Princess Celestia. Oh God what does she want? What could this be about? If it's a summoning for another tummy rub or mane brushing you're going to lose it. That was a one time thing only because those damn sad eyes she likes to use.
>Why do you have to be a sucker for sad eyes?
>You enter your house and close the door and lock it. You just might have to put a do not disturb sign on your doorknob when you're in chillmode. Maybe ponies will get the hint.
>You open the letter to see what the Helen Keller she wants. The letter read:

"Dear Anonymous,

It has been brought to my attention that a student of mine is worried about your future in Equestria. Even though I understand your wishes and opinions of why you feel the way you do, me and my sister share the same worries of said student. You cannot really expect to live the rest of life here and not love somepony can you? Me and my sister have been researching for a way to get you back home. It seems you're here to stay for good. In all my life there is one piece of advice I feel I should share with you and that is rules are meant to be broken every now and again. When me and my sister Luna were young we stayed in trouble, oh the good old days was so much fun. So why not enjoy your life a little bit? It's not like your story is going to be told in the world you came from if you're worried about what other humans would think of you.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

P.S. Can me and my sis please have belly rubs? Your hands are Godly. And the way you scratch the back of our ears? Damn you hit the spot it's like all the stress goes away. So gentle, so delicate. Hey what are you doing this weekend?

P.P.S Don't go thinking you can break any law you want. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to some things but if I so much as catch wind of you causing absolute chaos I will be forced to take action. Sticking my horn where the sun don't shine and exiling you to the moon. Just keep it petty ok? You're my favorite human let's keep it that way. Burn this letter after you read this and don't tell a soul what I told you."

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>Celestia just became more badass. She just earned herself a belly rub.
>Looks like you're going to visit her this weekend. Of course she just scared you shitless at the same time. She's going to stick what in your where? You're more worried about that than getting exiled to the moon.
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>Just got to stick to her deal.
>Nevermind Twilight was the one that informed her of your situation.
>You're going to have to deal with her another day.
>You do as you're told and burn the letter in your fireplace to ashes.
>You go back to your bath and relax.
>You let your mind wonder yet again and close your eyes.

>A few hours pass and you decided it's time to get out of the tub.
>You drain the water and get out.
>That was needed. You gather your clothes and head back to your bedroom.
>You put on some fresh clothes. You check the time.
1:12 pm
>You're getting a bit hungry. You figured you could stop by the marketplace and get an apple pie. That actually sounds nice.
>You could go for a burger right now. But Equestria doesn't have any of that. Looks like you're going to have to deal with it. You can't even remember what bacon taste like. No human should have to go through that.
>The Lord gives with one hand and takes with the other.
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>You get a knock at the door.
>Fluttershy already made her attempt today she can't have another. That's cheating.
>You answer the door and see it's Rainbow Dash.
"Hey Dash, Sup?"
>"I got your message from Fluttershy. Wanna get some lunch man?"
"I was just thinking that! What do you have in mind?"
>"Well I'm thinking we go to Applejack's stand and split a nice apple pie. I've been craving one all day."
"Sounds good to me."
>"Alright that's what I'm talking about! Now let's move!"
>You put on your shoes grab your keys and wallet and head to the market place.
>On the way there you and Dash have your little "what's new with you" conversation. You hate sounding like a broken record. But you felt like you need to keep her up to date.

>You arrive at Applejack's apple stand. As soon as she saw you she puts on her troll face.
>Now that your company is Rainbow Dash looks like the two of them are going to fuck with you as much as they can. They can be a bit uncomfortable to be around sometimes. If they aren't arguing who's better than who at doing whatever they argue about they're giving you hell.
>They go too far sometimes with their perverted jokes.
>You take a deep breath and prepare the worst. You can't let them rustle your jimmies that's how they win.
>Ok Anon time to become rubber and let them be glue.
>God did you really just think that? What is wrong with you?
>"Well howdy there Anon, Dash. How can Ah help ya'll today?"
"Just a nice apple pie. That's all."
>"Oh why are ya such in rush darlin'?"
"I'm not I'm just hungry."
>"How about tellin' me what that other fetish was?"
"How about no?"
>Applejack makes a sinister smile
>"Well that's too bad Anon. Ah hope you broke that taboo of yours."
"Applejack what are you-..."
>"Anon Ah had so much fun last night! Ah had no idea you was THAT big!" You notice some mares begin glance at you with lust in their eyes. But they keep moving going about their business.
>The trolling begins. She sits there and laugh.
>That's just plain evil. You didn't ask for this shit. That last thing you need is more mares after your so called "Hot Monkey Dick".
>Dash joins her in with the trolling.
>"Damn Anon! To think you could handle both of us? I've never been rutted like that!"
"Both of you shut up!"
>"Aww there's no need to modest Anon! You're such a gentlecolt!"
>You notice more mares are giving you a second look. You can feel the eyes on you right now.
"Come on seriously you two you can cut it out now."
>"Sure thing suga' just as soon as you tell me what else you into."
"No. Now just hurry up with the apple pie please."
>"Oh and Anon Ah love that tummy rub you gave me!
>"Did somep0ny say belly rub?!" some random mare shouted.
>That did it, mares seem to come out of the wood works.
>Applejack begins to laugh.
>"Well Ah'll be Anon, you're good for business."
"What happened to being honest?"
>"Well it did happen in my dreams a few times. So technically Ah'm still tellin' the truth. Not my fault they misinterpreted."
>Looks like you have a lawyer on your hands.
>"So how about tell me that other fetish?"
>"The truth will be revealed mister." Applejack said. That sounded something Fluttershy would say.
>Fucking Applejack.
>You notice the mares are beginning to close in. All lustful eyes on you. But wait, their eyes all look the same. Kind of like Fluttershy's. Then you notice that their manes turn pink.
>A familiar smell invades your nose. Just like Fluttershy's natural scent. Your vision begins to blur. Voices begin flooding your mind.
>"Is having a mistress your fetish Anon?"
>"Oh Anon you're so tense."
>"Hey Anon, wanna knock boots?"
>"Who are you going to grow old with Anon?"
>"You can't run forever Anon."
>"I think she's getting to you Anon."
>"*GASP* You and Fluttershy are dating?!"
>"Ah hope she finds out your fetish."
>"You gotta break that taboo of yours someday!"
>Where are all these voices coming from?!
>"ANON THOU MUST AWAKEN!!!"
>The voice frightened you.
>Wake up in your bathtub. How you didn't slip in and drown is a wonder.
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>It was just a dream. But how much of it was a dream?
>You rush out of the bathroom to check the clock.
>1:14 pm.
>You check the fireplace you notice some of the ribbon the letter was wrapped still remained. Oh okay so Celestia really did send that letter.
>What in the hell was in that tea Rarity gave you?
>Knock Knock at the door.
>You rush to the door.
>Answer it, it's Rainbow Dash.
>"Hey Anon I got your...Oh wow that's impressive." She blushes.
>You look down to find your fully nude. That explains the breeze you're feeling all over.
"Ummm, give me a second will ya?"
>"Wait!"
"What?"
>"Can I come in?"
"Excuse me?"
>"I want to come inside, Anon."
>Something about that phrase sounded backwards you can't put your finger on it.
"Uh sure thing. Just have a seat on the couch. I'll just jump into some clothes right quick."
>"Ugh you're such an idiot."
>You go to your bedroom and get into some clothes.
>Damn it Anon, can't you be more careful?!

>You're losing it today. The hell is wrong with you?
>You just shake it off. The dream meant nothing. Nothing at all. Like hell you're giving in.
>After you finish putting on some clothes you walk back into the living room.
>Dash is just relaxing on the couch. With a smile on her face. You hope she enjoyed that peep show. That's the last one she's ever getting.
>Note to self: Don't answer the door completely nude either.
"What are you so damn happy about?"
>"Are you that much of an idiot?"
"No."
>"I had no idea your body was so...exoctic."
>Hold up did she just say exoctic? Dash would never use words like that.
>She claims it's too "Eggheady".
"Hey now I can't have you acting all cray-cray."
>"Hey Anon, do you have a fetish?"
"GOD DAMNIT! No! Not you too!"
>Dash starts cracking up, falling off the couch with tears in her eyes.
>"Oh my Celestia! My fucking sides!! Damn Applejack was right! So worth my left wing!"
"Ugh! Am I your only source of entertainment?!"
>"Pfff no, but it's still fun to mess with you!"
"Is there a reason why you showed up at my doorstep?"
>Dash finally calms down and her laughing settles down.
>"Yeah I got your message from Fluttershy, wanna get a bite to eat? I was thinking we can like, I don't know split an apple pie?"
"NO! Ummm I mean, can we go somewhere else? I'm not feeling apple pie today."
>"Well damn Anon, you didn't have to raise your voice. We won't get an apple pie."
"Thanks, Hey how about we get a salad or something?"
>"A salad? Anon are ok? You hate salad. Heck you and Pinkie from time to time order a salad just to laugh at it."
"Yeah I'm fine, just thought I go for a change of pace."
>"Ok how about an apple fritter?"
"Nope, just no apples today. They kinda creep me out."
>"Apples creep you out? Weirdo. But I guess we can get a salad this time."
>Damn dream. What the fuck is that all suppose to mean?
>Dash is starting to notice the facial expression being displayed on your face. Confusion.
>*smack*
>Dash slaps you across the face.
>"Hey focus Anon. You sure you're feeling ok? You got the dumbest look on your face."
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just some weird dream I had before you showed up. I gotta find out what that tea was Rarity and I drank."
>"Oh yeah, that's cool. Just totally push me aside to find out you got a thing for Fluttershy."
"Ha! what Tom Foolery are you speaking?"
>"Dude, it doesn't take some magic tea to tell you that somewhere deep down you care about her in some way. I'm no egghead but I know love when I see it and stop saying Tom Foolery who are you Granny Smith? So fucking lame."
"Love? Hahaha! Oh man that was good one Dash."
>"Anon, sometimes you can be such an idiot."
"You know what? Screw the salad let's get some doughnuts."
>"Make up your mind damn it!"
"Doughnuts, chocolate doughnuts."
>"Alright SugarCube Corner it is. We're splitting it right?"
"As always, now let's get moving!"
>You grab your wallet and keys yet again today and head out.
>You and Dash begin walking to SugarCube Corner. You for one have had enough walking today and You still have to visit Rarity later today.
>You really hate walking sometimes. But since you're with Dash it's not so bad. She's practically a bro to you. Even though she likes joking around and messing with you like Applejack she also knows when it's time to get down to business. At least you hope she does.

>You arrive at SugarCube Corner and it's not really packed there were a few ponies in line when you arrived but it wasn't too many. Looks like you won't be waiting long.
>You finally get to the counter and Pinkie Pie is there just smiling like always.
>"Hey! What can I get you two?
"Half a dozen chocolate doughnuts. That's about it."
>"Alllrighty! that'll be 3 bits please?"
"You know what Dash? I got it this time. On me."
>"Hey sure man, it's your money."
>You pay for the order and get your doughnuts instantly.
>"Here ya go! Enjoy!"
>You and Dash split the doughnuts and decided to hang out your regular spot where you hang out...The park.
>You were walking and she was flying just over you. You feel doughnut crumbs hit you from time to time. You didn't really know what you had a taste for at the time you're just confused but what you did know is you wanted to steer clear of any apples or anything apple related. Damn dream. No one was really around today at the park just you and her it seemed. You would pass by a pony every now and then.
>You and Dash have a good time hanging out like you usually do.
>You tell her what's been on in your life lately for real this time. Damn dream throwing off everything.
"...and that's pretty much it. Nothing really out of the ordinary."
>"Well I'm glad you're starting to warm up to Fluttershy."
"You say that like we're going to end up together or something."
>"Ummm Anon, you're in a land of talking ponies and Pinkie Pie. Anything can happen."
"Yeah,yeah we'll see about that."
>"But Anon, seriously what do you consider Fluttershy?"
"A friend nothing more."
>"Don't lie to yourself Anon."
"Damn it why are you all so hell bent about this?"
>"Well I'm not. But all I'm saying is Fluttershy's got you under her spell."
"Ugh more pony magic?!"
>"No! It's a figure of speech idiot."
"Ok then what do you mean under her spell?"
>"You're being more patient with her. You actually trust her enough to have a drink with her. She got away with slapping you without you throwing her out your window. Anon you've changed."
"Not really."
>"Anon you told her that one of her fetish guesses was right. It's like you want her to find it. Now what does that sound like?"
"Hey give me a break. I was under the influence."
>"Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you call alcohol the truth serum?"
>Shit she's got a point.
"What? Pfff no, never. Where'd you get that from?"
>"Wow Anon you're a horrible liar."
>After you finishing your so called lunch today you decided to head home. You haven't hung out with Dash for months. Well pretty much everyone and to think the day still isn't over!
>You finally got home. You and Dash have a quick moment of hugs. She flys away "See you at Pinkie's Party tomorrow!!"
>You enter your house and headed straight for your bed. You lay down and doze off.

>You wake up and notice the moon is rising. You check the time
>7:42pm
>You got some drinking to do with Rarity tonight. You get ready. You wonder what exoctic concauction she's got in mind this time. It's been a few months so she probably has a list of drinks for you to try. You hope your liver won't sue you after tonight.
>You're on your way to Rarity's place you're reminded of how much fun it was drinking back on earth. There was this game you and your buddies played. The Mustache Game. You would cut a mustache and tape to the television in some random spot. Every time it would line up with someones face you'd take a shot. Watching DVD movies with that game has never been so much fun. Oh the good times.

>You finally arrive at Rarity's place. You knock at the door.
>Rarity answers the door and instantly she smiles.
>"Well glad you could make it BRUTE!"
"Yeah, like I would miss out on this fun night SNOB!"
>You both begin laughing from your little inside joke and shared a hug.
>"Come in daring there's this drink I want you to try called "Alwaysclear" you simply must try it. It's going to knock you on your flank!"
>Wait...
>Alwaysclear.
>Everclear.
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>Who is her source? Really and how does she keep these drinks from her little sister?
>You'll have to ask her that later.
>You enter her house and go into the kitchen.
>She walks over to a cabinet and opens it.
>You see that it's full of alcoholic beverages. You really got to ask how she keeps Sweetie Belle from just going into that cabinet. Why haven't you question this before?
"Rarity how can you keep all that in your house won't your sister go through it?"
>"She knows better. I explained that it was for grown ups. Besides she loves tea anyways so she has no interest in it."
"That's a relief."

>Fast forward to midnight.
>You and Rarity are drunk beyond belief!
>Still in the kitchen mixing drinks and whatnot
>"...and that's why I have reason to believe *hic* Rainbow Dash is well...let's just say she plays for both teams."
"I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!"
>"I swear I think she has got a crush on Twilight."
"Wuuuut? You mean The Goddess of Eggheads?"
>"Pfff HAHAHAHA! That's just rich darling!"
"But Twilight though?"
>"Oh come on Anon, Twilight isn't bad at all."
"I guess."
>"So Anon, about you and Fluttershy..."
"Aww come on! Everyone has been bugging me about her. What's there to talk about? I know she wants da dick so she's after my fetish end of story."
>"Be that as it may Anon, It's not the end of the story she's after your heart darling."
"Can we not have this sappy convo?"
>"Sappy? Hows this for sappy? Anon, The quickest way to a stallion's heart or in your case man's heart is either through his stomach or on his dick. Why do think she's after your fetish? "
"Just to fuck me."
>"NO! Surely you can't be that drunk? She wants the heart you brute! Your heart! The poor mare is head over hills for you. I've never seen her fall so hard for somep0ny. I've never seen somep0ny so determined."
"Why can't I ever hear the end of this?"
>"Why can't you give her a chance?"
"I just can't. I mean yeah I care about her. I may love her as..."
>"What was that? I didn't catch that last part? It sounded like you said you love her. I simply MUST be going crazy."
"As a friend of course don't pole vault to conclusions Rarity."
>"Anon, just this once can you make an exception from your little rule?"
"What?"
>Rarity facehoofs.
>"Oh for the love of Celestia. Let me say this in a language you can understand. I mean this in the nicest way possible. Anon why don't you stop being a little bitch..."
>Rarity gives you a serious look and moves face to face barely any space between you.
>"...AND GIVE HER THE DICK ALREADY!!"

End of Part 3