Nick: [picture]
Nick: ^ look at those tits...gives you a better idea
Matt: who, in turn, are less human than females, and they're less human than single-celled organisms
Matt: i don't give a shit. you know what i see in that picture? a man's face.
Matt: you might as well fuck a guy who had a sex change, dude
Matt: "oh, but if i turn off the lights, i can't see the adams apple or the massive hands and feet." same thing
Nick: no adam's apple, no massive hands, no massive feet.  butter*face*. just perfect everything... except something that is only uncomfortable aesthetically
Matt: yes high cheekbones, yes creepy-assed blue eyes, yes shitty hair, yes plain face
Matt: i'd rather fuck a chick who was flat chested and has a very cute face than one who has a picasso face like that and has the biggest tits in the world
Nick: oh, i'm sorry... do you kiss women when you have sex with them?  because the only way i interact with a woman's face during sex is by beating them with a 2x4, which would make a cute face a picasso face anyway
Matt: dude, why do you hit them with a 2x4? i'll tell you why
Matt: it's so that when they look in the mirror the next day, and they see their face, they shit a brick
Matt: and why do they shit a brick?
Matt: because their face USED to be beautiful, but now they're hideous
Matt: they USED to be something of value to the world, but now they aren't
Matt: you're beating a dead horse if you're beating an ugly bitch with a 2x4
Nick: :( touche