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- Lindsay: Is there an alligator?
- Heather: No, there's a plane carrying Alejandro, a contra, and LeShawna.
- Lindsay: Can you give me a tip on getting revenge on cereal?
- Heather: Um, no. Jetix thinks it's too complicated for you.
- Lindsay: So now I'm trapped?
- Heather: Oh Lindsay, could you stop being so stupid?
- Lindsay: This is making me dizzy.
- Heather: Fine, we'll form an alliance.
- Lindsay: Perfect! (Achoo!)
- Heather: (I ate my parents and Lindsay's parents!)
- ________________________
- LeShawna: I'm in the mood for pinto beans.
- Izzy: Oh, this reminds me of this one time I called my bus driver a hoe, and then I told her I always wanted to visit Prague!
- LeShawna: Prague?
- Izzy: It's perfect for suicide!
- LeShawna: (Izzy is as crazy as a cat.)
- __________________________
- Zoey: Oh, these flowers are so gentle.
- Ezekiel: Of course, girls would say that. Guys are superior.
- Zoey: (Oh Ezekiel, I'm in love with your tiny little brain.)
- Jô: Go to Boca Raton! [Damn, Ezekiel!]
- Zoey: (Normally I sing Feliz Navidad on Christmas!)
- __________________________
- Trent: The United States' music is my favorite.
- Gwen: Our own country's is. (Oye! Trent is a dildo.)
- Cody: As you can clearly see... [Gets tired of holding a camera] ...I'm not muscular.
- Gwen: (To compensate for Cody's irritation) Here's a photo of Ember McLain you can jack off to.
- Trent: Farewell, and good luck, Cody!
- Cody: Bye, Trent!
- _________________________
- Gwen: I'm catching cancer.
- LeShawna: Check to see if you've been eating fruit.
- Gwen: What does fruit have to do with anything?
- LeShawna: Izzy told me so.
- Gwen: LeShawna, why would you listen to her?
- LeShawna: Why not?
- Gwen: She makes people suffer from hallucinations.
- LeShawna: Yeah, I'm more bogged down than my weight right now.
- [Gwen appoints Izzy head chef of the new Hell's Kitchen restaurant in Las Vegas! Forget Hell's Kitchen All-Stars!]
- Izzy: Hahahaha this is GREAT! (Gwen ate fruit, and now I don't have to deal with a white, skinny, British version of Chef!)
- _______________________________
- Heather: (I saw that exchange between LeShawna and Gwen. I'm not fazed by it. I have a magical alliance, and Cody's gross and cancerous behavior is perfect for making him a Transformer!) Hey Cody!
- Cody: Ugh, what now?
- Heather: I saw you talk to Gwen and Trent!
- Cody: I'm busy masturbating to Ember Mclain!
- Heather: You have a sad taste in females.
- Cody: Heather, this is an obligation for me.
- Heather: (Hahaha, what a fucking dumbass.)
- Chris: Espeda un muto!
- Courtney: (Watching the Tale of Despereaux with Owen is SO going to get me eliminated.)
- Chris: The interns stuck in the Yukon are whores.
- Izzy: Sarah from Ed, Edd n Eddy likes doing cartwheels.
- LeShawna: Is it fair of me to ask how you know that?
- Izzy: Yes; my penpal Jerry Marquis knows that!
- LeShawna: (It's good to relax with carrots.)
- Chris: Well, we're taking a stand, we're making a vow, this is the place, the moment is now, this is our golden opportunityyyyyyy!!!! The wishing star belongs...to...threeeeee!!!!
- ______________________ ROCK AND ROLL MCDOOOOOONAAAAALD'S!
- JÔ: Escucha me, Michael Storck.
- Duncan: Wait, are you serious? What did HE do?
- Geoff: Vaminos, man!
- ______________________ Base Dos Skittles
- Heather: Crap, I have to fart.
- Dakota: Taking a selfie with flowers should help.
- [Heather, tired of this, aims her paintball gun at her head.] I can't sustain my life anymore.
- Dakota: AHHHHHH NÃÃÃÃO Are you crazy?! ("Ugh!" Heather's suicide attempt will have to wait.)
- Heather: (Ugh, Dakota's so irritating! I just want to be alone to fight off my bipolar disorder.)
- Chris: Dakota's running off to meet Elijah Castaneda, while the Vintage Vloggers tossed Roland Barrett.
- Gwen: Did MAD's Advent Calendar say anything about Heather making parcels?
- Lindsay: Achoo! I can't stop sneezing, Heather!
- Heather: Não, stop, you idiot, Lindsay. Otherwise, TurboTax will ship you off to the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
- Lindsay: Ok
- _______________________Roland Barretts
- Geoff: Say Bridgette, I have a crush on Andre Alcide.
- Bridgette: What the fuck? Really?!
- Geoff: Um...NO! I was joking!
- Bridgette: Oh Geoff, that is so illegal! [Captain Tomaday has been summoned!]
- Gwen: I have Ebola!
- Geoff: I like rubbing my dick with vinegar when jacking off to Bridgette.
- Trent: Nããão [Entry of the Gladiators is his least favorite song.]
- Gwen: Trent! [Gets tired of Geoff] (Geoff is being annoying.)
- __________________________ Skittles
- Courtney: I still use Oovoo.
- [Izzy's favorite song is Apparitions by Brian Balmages] It's the New Era Izzy!
- Izzy: Yep, that's me!
- Courtney: Ahhhh [Gets kidnapped by the Denver Broncos.]
- Chris: At ease, Chef?
- Chef: hahaha You don't boss me around no more.
- Chris: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out, got me singing like, nananana every day, got my iPod stuck on replay...
- ________________________ Roland Barretts
- Zoey: What is this?
- Ezekiel: Looks like Cody is masturbating still.
- Cody: I'm masturbating to Izzy.
- Zoey: Why are you doing that?
- Ezekiel: That's not important; he's clearly mesmerized.
- _________________________ Skittles
- Lindsay: Hooooold meeeee, we're dancing in the dark of the ni-ight, we're shining like a neon light, I light you up when I get insiiiide!
- Heather: So won't you toooouch meeeee, 'cause everybody's watching us no-ow, we're putting on a show for the cro-owd, so turn it up baby make it looooud!
- Jô: You made an error.
- Heather: Lindsay, restrain me.
- Lindsay: Are you making a sacrifice?
- Heather: Yes, Emperor Lindsay.
- Jô: (sarcastically) Oh, my aching heart. [Shoots Lindsay]
- Heather: [Shoots Jo and her brand new car]
- Jô: Heather I swear to God!
- Lindsay: (Heather's gonna take me to San Salvador! EEE!!)
- ___________________________ ROLAND BARRETTS
- Duncan: Print, Play, Win, WOO!
- DJ: What is that?! I HATE that commercial!
- Duncan: Print, Play, Win, WOO!
- [DJ apparently is off his meds.]
- DJ: I want some scorching wings at Buffalo's! [Ah, I stand corrected!]
- Duncan: (Hahahahahaha that never gets old.)
- ______________________ Skittles
- Gwen: Imma let you know and keep it simple, tryna keep it up don't seem so simple, I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you, and you don't have to do it at my tempo.
- Zoey: Dandelions are dandy!
- Ezekiel: Well I think... [Pulls out a tomato laced with saltimbocca.]
- Gwen: Can't you settle for less?
- Zoey: [Gets tired of Gwen]
- Cody: GWEEEEEEEN! I'M OUT OF PEOPLE TO JACK OFF TO!
- Chris: The Fault in Our Stars is aggravating.
- DJ: [Is seeking refuge in TV Tropes' headquarters with Courtney.] BRING BACK ISLA DE RIVALTE!
- Courtney: (How charming of DJ.)
- Duncan: Hahaha [Puts a tack on DJ's right arm.] The Aggro Crag still lives!
- Courtney: [I loved it when Veruca Salt went down the garbage chute.] Thomas from Regular Show is an idiot. (He's ridiculous, irritating, an idiot, annoying, and a delinquent.)
- Duncan: (Cara Delevingne is so hot!)
- _____________________________Roland Barretts
- Zoey: Man, Duncan sure is gritty, huh Cody?
- Cody: (obviously not paying attention) Uh huh.
- Courtney: I can do a better job of getting Cody's attention than Zoey can!
- Owen: I'm gonna board my house up. (They STILL won't stop playing Despacito!) Oh look, a mountain! [Looks up at the sky.] I miss you, Muhammed Ali!
- Courtney: Owen! He might actually come back! [Chases after Zoey in her Akira]
- Zoey: Penguins! [Runs away, causing Courtney to groan in frustration.]
- Cody: [Ejaculates on Owen]
- Owen: Al is the only person who can do that to me!
- Chris: Hahaha I'm thinking of giving a Subaru to Cody, Heather, and LeShawna. Also, Roland Barrett's wife Linda has joined the Vintage Vloggers.
- Gwen: I need room assistance.
- Courtney: I can bring you cheesecake! (Zoey would be BEGGING to be mesmerized by that.)
- Heather: (Damn, a naked Leshawna!) That ass is certainly enormous.
- LeShawna: I'm more suave than Rico Suave. (Apparently options are limitless.)
- Chris: Oh, so Cody's masturbating to Heather? He's supposed to be doing homework!
- Bridgette: Why Cody Why?!
- Lindsay: Oh poor Heather...
- Cody: Her vore is mine. [Runs out of ladies] TRENT! Come on, I need more, Trent!
- Heather: What the fuck?! [Attacks Cody]
- Chris: It's safe to say Cody is fucked!
- Heather: (I took a pill in Ibiza!)
- Bridgette: Geoff, I'm breaking up with you because they won't let me bring hoes like you into the Alola region.
- Geoff: Mamaaaaaaaaa, ooooooooh...
- ________________________________You're unbelievable.
- Chris: AY YI YI YI YI YA, KEEP ON HOPING WE EAT CAKE, BY THE OCEAN! Jô, Bridgette, Duncan, Zoey, Ezekiel, LeShawna, Izzy, and the last Nissan Altima goes to...
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- Geoff
- Cody did you do your homework?
- Cody: Nah, crap.
- Chris: Seems like you should; it tells you the product of 2 and 16!
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