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  1. >"Dude, trust me, just go in there and do what comes naturally!"
  2. "I'm not so sure, what if she finds me unattractive, or I come off too strong?"
  3. >You're shivering in panic at this point.
  4. >A few drinks and you confessing to your friends about your crush on a certain bacon-haired girl lead to this moment.
  5. >"Listen bro, chill, I know it can seem a little daunting, Sunset is pretty hot, but you're probably the best looking out of all of us... No homo."
  6. "Thanks Flash, but I just don't know what to do, or what to say!"
  7. >"Look, when I tried to tell Twilight how I felt, I didn't really say anything, a song happened to play and I did some dance to it and asked her out at the end."
  8. "And it worked?"
  9. >"You'd be surprised, besides man, you're tall, handsome and funny, if I was Sunset, I'd be running up to you with monster condoms for your Magnum dong!"
  10. >You chuckle at his terrible references.
  11. "So what, I just go into the shop and dance to whatever song is playing?"
  12. >Flash and the rest of your friends nod.
  13. >"There's no one else there, and she's at the counter, just freestyle bro, let your inner animal take over."
  14. "What?"
  15. >They all sigh in defeat.
  16. >Flash then grabs you and pushes you through the door and into the store.
  17. >"Just do what comes naturally, Anon, show her how you feel naturally, after all, we are dancers."
  18. "We're strippe-"
  19. >You're cut short as your friends push you into the store and watch from outside.
  20. >It's really just a basic convenience store, the most alluring thing about it is probably the incredibly beautiful girl standing at the counter.
  21.  
  22. >Sunset.
  23. >She looks great even in her work clothes.
  24. >Despite that, she's still on her phone, as if not realizing you're actually there.
  25. >You begin to sweat, worrying and panicking on how not to fuck this up.
  26. >Sighing in defeat, you're about to leave until the song changes.
  27. [YouTube] Backstreet Boys-I Want It That Way With Lyrics
  28. >This is the song.
  29. >It's a sign from God.
  30. >You turn, your back facing Sunset, and seductively bend over to tie your shoelace, giving her a full view of your behind.
  31. >Picking yourself up slowly and gracefully, you turn to notice that she's still on her phone.
  32. >But that's just the beginning.
  33. >You walk towards the refridgerator section, picking up a bag of Cheetos on the way.
  34. >Turning back towards Sunset, you rip the bag in half, spilling cheetos everywhere.
  35. >That grabs her attention, as she puts her phone down and glances at you.
  36. >You flash her a wink and move to the fridge.
  37. >Putting your hand on it as support, you sway your hips to the rhythym of the song, giving her a full view of your behind.
  38. >Opening the door dramatically, you stare at Sunset, having her full attention now.
  39. >You start singing along to some of the song's lyrics.
  40. "Ain't nothing but a heartache."
  41. >You growl seductively at her, causing her cheeks to redden up.
  42. >Pulling out a water bottle, you begin to stroke it gently and roll off the cap, as if mimicking a certain phallic object.
  43.  
  44. >You bring the bottle down to your crotch, mimicking your own member and thrust your hips into the air, causing a stream of water to come flying out of the bottle.
  45. >Bringing it back up, you roll your tongue out and pour the rest of the water all over your face and body and bite your lip at Sunset.
  46. >She brings her hand to her face in response.
  47. >As you strut towards her, you can hear the cheers of your friends outside, who are screaming in pride at your talent.
  48. >Continueing to sing along to the lyrics of the song, you tear your shirt off, displaying your muscular body to her, who only screams in approval like a fangirl meeting her idol for the first time.
  49. "Am I, your fire? Your one, desire~"
  50. >Your pectorals bounce to the beat as you start flexing your muscles and posing like a Greek God.
  51. >As you finish your routine of poses, you sprint a few steps towards the counter and slide on your knees towards her.
  52. >Standing up, you twirl towards her and slide your hand towards the waistband of your pants.
  53. >Teasing Sunset, you lightly tug it downwards.
  54. >"No way..."
  55. >Her expression is that of a mix between shock and excitement.
  56. "Oh yeah."
  57. >You pull your pants a quarter of the way down, before laughing and pulling them back up.
  58. >She looks at you, dissapointed.
  59. >Walking directly up to the counter, you bring your hand out, gesturing for her to take yours.
  60. >Putting her hand in yours, you give it a quick kiss and lay down the real stuff.
  61. "You busy this Friday? I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date."
  62. >"I'd love to."
  63. >She writes her phone number on a piece of paper and hands it to you.
  64. >As you walk out, you wink at her one last time.
  65. "I'll see you on Friday, Sunny."
  66. >She brings her hands to her chest, as if her heart's about to explode.
  67. >You did it.
  68. >Holy shit, that actually worked.
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