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  1. CCE: >:o] AE, HONK just HONK apOlOgize HONK PLEASE!
  2. -- CURRENT terrifyinglyCapricious [CTC] grips his hammer, raising it threateningly. --
  3. CTC: yes
  4. CTC: I CAN
  5. CTC: honk
  6. CTC: HONK
  7. CAE: want me to apologii2e, me22iiah?
  8. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] stiffens up abruptly. --
  9. CTC: its a motherfuckin start
  10. CAE: HONKHONK
  11. CTC: MAYBE ILL MOTHERFUCKIN RECONSIDER
  12. CTC: honk
  13. CAE: 2ORRY FOR KIILLIING THE MOTHERFUCKIING 2HIITBLOOD2
  14. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee's [CAE'S] eyes flash red for a second, and one of the corpses is thrown high into the sky. --
  15. CTC: APOLOGY MOTHERFUCKIN ACCEPTED
  16. CTC: for now
  17. CTC: SLOW IT MOTHERFUCKIN DOWN
  18. CAE: motherfuckiing cant
  19. CAE: hell come down
  20. CTC: i meant the motherfuckin murder
  21. CTC: I APPRECIATE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN CORPSE JUGGLE
  22. CTC: but i need motherfuckin numbers
  23. CAE: fuckiing hell
  24. CAE: fiine
  25. -- CURRENT terrifyinglyCapricious [CTC] smiles at his children. --
  26. CTC: GOOD
  27. CTC: were motherfuckin clear then
  28. CAE: clear a2 motherfuckiing cry2tal
  29. -- CURRENT terrifyinglyCapricious [CTC] lowers his hammer. For now. --
  30. CTC: honk
  31. CTC: HONK
  32. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] grins --
  33. -- CURRENT cruelEnforcer [CCE] is still sobbing fearfully --
  34. CAE: that2 why youre the motherfuckiing me22iiah2
  35. CTC: my motherfuckin business here is done then
  36. CTC: MOTHERFUCKIN STOP CRYING
  37. -- CURRENT cruelEnforcer [CCE] wipes away her tears and holds her breath to stifle the sobs --
  38. CTC: i dont need another motherfuckin
  39. CTC: CREEPINGFATE
  40. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] snorts. --
  41. CTC: something funny my little motherfucker
  42. CAE: alway2
  43. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] grins. --
  44. CTC: MOTHERFUCKIN GOOD
  45. CCE ceased responding to memo.
  46. CSR ceased responding to memo.
  47. CAE: now iif youll excu2e me iive got a blubberiing iinverte2ii2ter to deal wiith
  48. CTC: your motherfucking excused
  49. CTC: HAVE AN EXCELLENT MOTHERFUCKING DAY OF RAINBOWS
  50. CTC: my little motherfuckers
  51. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] grins --
  52. CAE: of cour2e, your motherfuckiing miirthfulne22
  53. -- CURRENT asylumEscapee [CAE] drags CE back to the tent, before hugging her tightly --
  54. CAE: iit2 motherfuckiing chiill, 2ii2
  55. CURRENT cruelEnforcer [CCE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  56. -- CURRENT cruelEnforcer [CCE] nobs, barely containing tears and sobs --
  57. -- CURRENT terrifyinglyCapricious [CTC] grins back, then turns and leaves. As he walks away, of course, he already sees someone else doing something, honks loudly, and chases them down with his hammer. --
  58. CAE: not gonna let hiim touch you
  59. CAE: gotta look out for my be2t motherfuckiin bro2.
  60. CCE ceased responding to memo.
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