anon x nightmare moon oneshot

>Day EVIL in Equestria! HA!
>HAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Oh right, that's INTERNAL DIALOGUE!
"HAAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
>None of these ponies even know how truly evil you can be!
>And not the petty kind of evil like pranks, but the true kind of evil, like spamming people's youtube accounts until they quit or simultaneously whiteknighting and trolling the same person over an anonymous image board.
>TRUE evil, like stealing people's souls via children's card game!
>You always did like that.
>Anyway, you let out your laugh again, forgetting that you are, in fact, interrupting the mayor's speech.
"HAAAHAHAHAA!"
>"Anon, shh! The princess will be appearing soon, don't make a scene!"
"I shall make a scene if I wish!...which I don't...shutting up now."
>Birds chirp, curtains open, and the sun princess isn't there!
>HA!
>That was an internal laugh because you are not making a scene right now!
>But you totally could...if you wanted to.
>Which you don't.
>Suddenly a vision of beauty appears!
"Who is that!"
>"Nightmare Moon..."
>"Oh My beloved subjects...it's been so long since I've seen your little sun-loving faces!"
>Good god, it's like her voice was imported from Sweden with a seal of evil approval attached and inlaid with gol-
>Oh, getting off track.
>"Does my crown no longer count now that I've been imprisoned for a thousand years?"
"No, I think it'll look quite good on you!"
>Whoops. Making a scene now.
>But that's ok.
>"And WHO are YOU?"
"I am Anonymous, master of all evil!"
>The ponies collectively gasp.
"Do you want to stroke my millenium rod?"
>"Do I ever! Take me now, evil-manmeat!"
>You and Darkie over here get hitched.
Tis a good day to be evil!