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Urban Legend Fluffy

Jun 3rd, 2012
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  1. 1/4
  2. >Single gal living in the city.
  3. >Fluffy ponies all over the damn place.
  4. >You hate the fucking things.
  5. >Never gone as far as killing one though.
  6. >There's a pink mare that lives in the alley near your house.
  7. >Thinks you're her "fwiend."
  8. >Runs out, asks for food, asks for hugs.
  9. "Yeah...looks like you've been getting enough hugs, slut."
  10. >Fluffy mare is very pregnant.
  11. >"Why cawl fwuffy bad name? Am good fwuffy."
  12. "You're gonna dump a whole load of foals in the alley aren't you?"
  13. >"Fwuffy be mummy soon! Fwuffy happy!"
  14. "You're a dumb animal that can barely find enough food for yourself."
  15. >Fluffy mare looks confused.
  16. >"Gif fwuffy nummies?"
  17. "No you shit-brain...I'm not offering you food. I'm saying your babies are gonna starve because you can't find enough food."
  18. >Fluffy mare begins to cry.
  19. >"Fwuffy be good mummy...babbees haf 'nuff nummies."
  20. >You've planted the seeds of doubt.
  21. >Your work is done for the day.
  22.  
  23. 2/4
  24. >A week later you hear whimpering and grunting from the alley.
  25. >Take a peek out your window.
  26. >Yup...the fluffy slut is giving birth.
  27. >She's in obvious pain, crying and shaking all over.
  28. >She could really use some help.
  29. >Close window...mix a sugary chick drink...watch Lifetime Network.
  30.  
  31. >Fluffy mare greets you next morning.
  32. >"Wook wook! Haf babbees! Fwuffy wuv cute babbees!"
  33. >Two tiny foals nestle in her fluff, suckling on her teats.
  34. >You have to admit, they would be cute if they weren't vermin.
  35. >Hell, baby rats are cute too.
  36. >No big deal...you know they'll die soon enough.
  37. >The foals are already squeaking in complaint.
  38. >Momma doesn't have enough milk for them.
  39.  
  40. >It doesn't even take a week.
  41. >You hear mournful crying from the alley.
  42. >The smaller of the two babies has died.
  43. >The bigger one will stand a better chance now.
  44. >Realistically it's doomed too.
  45. >Do your part to help.
  46. >Remind your neighbors not to throw out any food.
  47. >Don't want that stray mare getting any free meals from the garbage.
  48. >With luck she'll wander off and find a new place once her other foal dies.
  49. >But instead she does something unexpected.
  50. >You hear scratching and whimpering at your door.
  51. >That fluffy shitbag better not be begging for food.
  52. >Put your hiking boots on just in case.
  53. >You're gonna kick that fluffy so far...
  54. >Fluffy mare is at the door.
  55. >Tears in her eyes, face fluff wet.
  56. >She sits up on her rump and holds out her living foal.
  57. >"Pwease...pwease take babbee."
  58.  
  59. 3/4
  60. "What the fuck?"
  61. >"Missy wight...fwuffy am bad mummy. Pwease take babbee...wif nummies...make wawm."
  62. >Heartbroken, she's trying to give you her baby.
  63. >She knows a human can give it a better life.
  64. >It's an act of selfless love you didn't think a fluffy was capable of.
  65. >Fuck all that.
  66. "Are you shitting me? Why would I want your damn baby?"
  67. >"Yu be good mummy...plenty nummies, wawm pwace! Pwease gif good home!"
  68. >You yank the foal out of her grip.
  69. >It squeals in terror...it's never been away from it's mother's fluff.
  70. >"Owwiee! Pwease mummy hewp! Fwuffy scawed!"
  71. >Kneel down so the mother can see.
  72. >Twist the foal slowly.
  73. >It screams...you can feel bones snapping, organs ripping.
  74. >"NUUU! Dun huwt babbee!"
  75. >The mother feebly tries to stop you.
  76. >Twist the foal in reverse...it howls in agony.
  77. >"Stawp huwy babbee! Stawp pwease!"
  78. >The foal stops screaming first.
  79. >You're not done.
  80. >Duct tape...the solution for all the world's problems.
  81. >Grab fluffy mare by her mane.
  82. >She shrieks and tries to escape.
  83. "Hold still bitch."
  84. >Tape the dead foal to her back.
  85. >Make several tight wraps around her mid-section.
  86. >She'll never get that off.
  87. >"WhaaaHHH! Nuuu! Take babbee off fwuffy!"
  88. "A good mummy doesn't try to give away her baby, bitch."
  89. >"Babee scawy! Pwease take off!"
  90. "Get the hell out of here!"
  91. >Give her a kick with your hiking boot.
  92. >Fluffy scampers away, screaming and crying in anguish.
  93.  
  94. 4/4
  95. >Fluffy mare becomes famous in the city.
  96. >Lots of people see the fluffy pony with the dead baby taped to her back.
  97. >Numerous urban legends pop up to explain how she got that way.
  98. >She wanders the alleys, begging for scraps, raiding garbage cans.
  99. >Forever doomed to carry her dead foal.
  100. >It dries out rather than rotting away.
  101. >Her life is unrelenting misery
  102. >Other fluffies are terrified of her...she gets no huggies.
  103. >She runs from humans now...even those that would help her.
  104. >At night she moans in sorrow.
  105. >Annoyed humans chase her off.
  106. >She never sleeps the same place twice.
  107. >In a few months she dies of fatigue, malnutrition and heartbreak.
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