smj server's funny scat

Brought her out to take a dump, when she squatted I reached under with my bare hands and caught it fresh, and put it in a bag to bring back inside. Brought it into the bathroom so I could watch in the mirror, and opened the bag. I picked up a small medium sized nugget, pinched my nose so the smell wouldnt get to me, and shoved it in my mouth, and closed.

It didn't repulse me as much as I was expecting. I did try this once before, and as soon as it touched my tounge I gagged and aborted mission. I think holding my nose helped this time, at least initially. Once it was in I let go of my nose. Then pushed it around a bit with my tounge, opened my mouth and bit down on it with my front teeth. It was soft but gritty, no real spectacular taste...bitter.

I decided against mashing it too much because I didn't want to pick bits out from all in my teeth. After taking it all in for a few short seconds, I spit it out into the toilet. I didn't swallow, I was too afraid of getting sick.

I then put another nugget in my mouth, and just held it there for a moment, before taking it out of my mouth, playing with it between my fingers a bit and tossing that around too.