gay

Loti x Lilly smut
this is gonna be poorly written

My name is Jared Appleberry. Every night this week I've been dreaming of.. Rabbits. I don't like calling them that. I prefer bunnies. I was chatting it up on Kongregate one day, burning noobs up, when I saw one through my window, ducking under my limousine. A big :^) grin appeared on my face. My cheeks hurt from this smile. My dick hurt through my skinny jeans. So I shut off my computer, going outside. Oh no, it ran back inside. Into my library! So I dove through the window, glass shards embedding themselves in my left testicle. Unfortunately, when I got there I heard a loud crashing noise. It was the sound of a bookshelf crushing a rabbit as she tried to reorganise it. She was killed instantly by my copy of Atlas Shrugged. I rushed over, whipping my dick out to free my painful throbbing erection. My three inch slanger was rock hard at the site of this bunny. She had a collar, with a golden pendant. It said Lilly. Lilly. The name made my boner even stronger. I picked up the rabbit, her spine broken by my republican literature.