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- >You wake up.
- >Your headache could kill a small elephant.
- >You open your eyes.
- >They hurt. a lot.
- >You are staring at a white ceiling.
- >Its pretty high up.
- >You dare not even move your head.
- >But you do.
- >You move it to your right.
- >Dashie.
- >Ok, everything seems to be somewhat normal.
- >But you realize that this bed is really hard.
- >Too hard…
- >Oh fuck.
- >Its not a bed.
- >Its the floor.
- >Now why the fuck would you be on the floor?
- >Its not just the fact that you are on the floor.
- >You can't even remember how you got here.
- >You lay still for what seems an age.
- >Still trying to remember what is going on.
- >Ok lets start from the basics.
- >Its morning.
- >Check.
- >You are in a house somewhere.
- >Check.
- >what was your last memory?
- >It was...
- >In a car...
- >No, a Limo?
- >No, a Bus?
- >A Tour Bus?
- >With...
- >Oh God.
- >It suddenly clicks.
- >You immediately try to get up.
- >Your hangover makes it difficult, but you succeed.
- >You survey the area quickly.
- >Surely enough, there are ponies everywhere.
- >You quickly cast your eyes to the small brownish pony that is laying on the couch, also clearly passed out.
- >It can only be one pony in Los Pegasus.
- >You quickly identify him by the crazy pony dreadlocks, the piercings in his bottom lip, and finally, the cutie mark that clearly resembles a huge microphone.
- >He can only be the craziest pony rapper in Los Pegasus.
- >Lil' Mane.
- >Its already going to be a long morning.
- >You stumble over to him, over all the ponies and bottles.
- >you reach him and tap him lightly on the head.
- >He opens his eyes, and looks straight at you.
- >"DAYMN MAYN, THAT SHIT WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!"
- >His commanding, yet oddly scratchy voice starts waking up all the ponies.
- >You look over the whole room.
- >Ponies everywhere.
- >Including the Whole Mane6.
- >Dash is on the floor.
- >Rarity on one of the couches at the far end.
- >Twilight passed out with a bottle in her hand
- >Applejack, passed out on top of twilight?
- >Pinkie, hanging by her tail from the fucking chandelier.
- >Ok, Now what the actual fuck is going on.
- >You turn your attention back to lil' mane, who is gathering his sunglasses and chains and things.
- "Mane, what happened here last night."
- >"What didn't happen, yo? Shit went down, Filly!"
- >You don't even press for specifics.
- >Wait, somethings wrong.
- >Fluttershy, You didn't see her anywhere in the room.
- >You look over again
- >No sign.
- >OH FUCK
- >Jimmie rustle hitting critical levels.
- >You hope to fuck that she didn't get involved with some cocaine dealer and get abducted (Again).
- >You bolt around the house.
- >You look for her high and low, but this is the Mane Money Mansion, and its pretty big.
- >Garden. nothing. Kitchen. Nothing.
- >Time for upstairs.
- >There are too many rooms in this fucking house.
- >You go through the hall and check every room one by one.
- >Some are empty.
- >Some have passed out ponies in them.
- >in One of them, there lies a passed out Flake, with some mare next to him.
- >Flake. one of the biggest rappers under the Mane Money Label.
- >You couldn't give two shits less for him right now.
- >Leave this room, go on to a few others.
- >You are running out.
- >You open the next door, room number 17 out of 20.
- >Fluttershy, passed out on the bed.
- >Jimmie's unrustled.
- >You enter the room, and are instantly greeted with a somewhat spicy aroma.
- >You ignore it.
- "Fluttershy…" You say gently.
- >She opens her wide, green, sleepy eyes.
- >toocute4you.jpg
- >"Anon…"
- "Yes fluttershy, I'm here."
- >"Oh anon… where are we?"
- "We are in the Mane Money Mansion, if you must know."
- >"You mean, THE Mane Money Mansion? The one owned by lil' Mane? The one where he and all his rapper friends live?".
- "Yes fluttershy, THAT Mansion."
- >Fluttershy didn't know whether to smile or be shocked.
- >She let out a small squee, followed by a smile.
- >"Oh, How did we get here?"
- "Thats what I am trying to find out."
- >Thats a damn good question actually.
- >How DID you get here?
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