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- Silver Spoon Shorts.
- yellow line indicates the start of a new story.
- The First three were supposed to be a trilogy, but due to popular demand, The series has been continued.
- The Beginning (Part 1 Of 3)
- >Day in ponyville
- >Silver spoon comes for a visit.
- "Ohai silver. What brings you here?"
- >"Anon... Whats virginity?"
- >And you thought today was going to be a normal day...
- "Um, okay, why?"
- >"Because Diamond tiara said that you had to lose your virginity to be cool... And I haven't lost mine so Im not cool!!"
- >whatthefuck.jpg
- >She starts... Crying?
- >You realize something
- "So wait... Diamond tiara lost her virginity?"
- >"She said she has... *sniff*"
- >your brain cannot comprehend this shit, not this early in the morning
- >look at watch 3PM
- >Still early
- >SS Still crying
- "So..what did she do to lose her virginity?"
- >"She kissed this one colt in our school... *sniff* and then she told me I had to... But I messed it up! *cry*"
- >Fuckin stupid Diamond Tiara
- >You realize what must be done
- >OK, this is gonna get weird
- >You pull into Silver spoon, her eyes lighting up as you do
- >You hold it for about 4 seconds to make it count
- >You pull away
- >"Anon... You helped me lose my virginity..."
- >She is dumbstruck
- "Oh, thank you!"
- >She hugs you
- >You feel proud
- >DAAAWWWWW.jpg
- >Now I can go tell everybody I lost my virginity to Anon!!
- >Wait what
- >Before you can say anything, she is gone.
- >Welp, could be worse.
- >Fluttershy comes in
- >"Anon..."
- >yep, its worse
- >"You know... I am a virgin... Myself..."
- "Fluttershy, Taking peoples virginity is not my fetish."
- >"Oh"
- >She leaves
- >Just another- Fuck it...
- "Sucking Cock" (part 2 of 3)
- >Be a day in ponyville
- >bout a year after the SS incident
- >Ponies looked at you funny all day erryday after that
- >Suddenly, SS
- >A bit more grown up
- >Like a young teenager
- "OHAI silver, what bring you here today?"
- >"anon..."
- >Ohfuck this is gonna go south already
- >"Anon... I need your help..."
- "Okay with what?"
- >"Diamond Tiara Said that you could only be cool if you... "Sucked cock" and I don't even know what that means!!!1!!!"
- >AW HELL NAW
- >"I tried sucking on one of fluttershy's chickens But all that did was make fluttershy scared and gave me a mouthful of feathers... So I need you to help me suck cock So I can be cool again!"
- "Silver... I-"
- >"What is a Cock anyway? Diamond Said that all the stallions have one, And since you are a man, I guess you have one too!"
- "No I don't."
- >"But Fluttershy Said you do! She said yours was the best in equestria! She said she would love to suck your cock! She said-"
- "OK FINE ILL LET YOU SUCK IT!"
- >"oh yay!"
- >She does a small victory dance
- >"So where is it?"
- >Think fast anon
- >You run outside
- >Grab your hosepipe, with the garden watering attachment
- >CLOSE ENOUGH
- >Grab it and run inside
- "OK SS, Close your eyes..."
- >She is shaking with excitement
- >You shove it into her mouth
- "Now suck."
- >She sucks
- >She sucks so furiously
- >She really wants to be cool again
- >You Still hold the pipe
- >You squeeze the fitting, letting a small stream of water out in short bursts
- >Just in case DT asks questions
- >You pull it out and chuck it out the window before SS can open her eyes.
- >She opens them
- >"Ohthankyou anon!"
- >She throws her arms around you in a hug
- >You smile
- >"Now I can go tell everybody I sucked anons Cock!"
- >Wait what
- >you should have known after last time
- >Before you can protest she is out of your house.
- >Well fuck.
- >you look down
- >If thats what I think it is...
- >NO
- >NONONONONONONO
- "BONER, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE END OF OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP"
- >Fluttershy walks past
- >"OH anon! I have finally found your fetish!"
- >OH GOD
- >"Its talking to your penis!"
- >FUCKING HELL BONER
- >"and you know anon... I wouldnty mind talking dirty with mr. bigonymous here..."
- "Fluttershy, talking to my penis is not my fetish."
- >">.... oh...."
- >She goes home.
- >Just another day in ponyville.
- The Rape (Part 3 Of 3)
- >Be a day in ponyville.
- >SS comes over to your house.
- >Bout another two years after the... well never mind.
- >SS all teenagered up now.
- "oahi silver, what brings you here?"
- >"Anon... You have always helped me in the past with these things..."
- >FUCK WHY
- >You know where this is going...
- >"Diamond tiara officially announced that fucking is the new way to be cool... And don't try and trick me this time."
- "Why would I ever trick you?"
- >"because you did last time! And now I haven't been so stupid, I went and found out what fucking is!"
- >you don't know whether to believe this shit or not.
- >Her not so innocent tone is...
- >Fuck rustling jimmies... this is Jittering Critters up in here.
- >"Now anon... we can do this the easy, consensual way..."
- "Or?"
- >"Or the rape way..."
- >With that she lunges at you, going straight for your pants.
- >Nottoday.jpeg
- >You dodge and laugh like a fucking retard as she runs into the wall that was behind you.
- >Your laugh is cut short as you find yourself on the ground, pinned by her considerably heavier mass than when she was a filly.
- >"Im sorry, anon."
- >She rips your pants off in one clean motion.
- >Holy Fuck you didn't even know that was possible...
- >Her earth pony strength is really working.
- >She goes for your not so erect trooper.
- >Bad day to go commando.
- >You try your hardest to not initiate a bone---
- >HOLY FUCK WHY BONER, FUCKING WHY
- >You why so hard you get a headache in the middle of this whole event.
- >You boner is still rising...
- >"yes... Finally... I will be cool... again..."
- >But before she can get a grip on your manhood, there is a deafening crash
- >I JUST HAD MY FUCKING DOOR REPLACED YOU KNOW?
- >But who could it be?
- >The dust clears... And its...
- >Fluttershy???
- >You Why so hard that your headache returns.
- >She flies straight to silver and air-kicks her in the nose.
- >Silver is thrown backwards by this, while flutters delivers haymakers to the jaw.
- >Sure is Moartal Kombat up in here...
- >Suddenly, Silver falls to the ground, unconscious, but not critically injured.
- >You have taken this moment to pull your pants up.
- "Fluttershy! Thank fuck you arrived!"
- >You swoop her into your arms and hug her...
- >"Anon... I just wanted you to be safe."
- >You hug her so tight.
- "I owe you... fluttershy, any way I can repay you?"
- >"Well, not really, no..."
- >She looks down.
- >"But how about some "Thank you for saving me" Sex?"
- "You know what..."
- >She listens intently.
- "I think your right.
- >she perks up instantly as you swoop her into your arms once again and carry her to your room.
- >You make sweet love to her all night.
- >not a single fuck was given.
- The Date
- >Be a day in ponquestria.
- >SS out of fucking nowhere
- "ohai silver. What brings you here?"
- >"Anon..."
- >dat tone of voice
- >JIMMIES HITTING CRITICAL LEVEL
- >"I wanted to ask you... If you'deverconsidergoingoutfordinnersometime?"
- >You process this.
- "Sure, why not?"
- >She almost collapses with happiness.
- "Tonight. Ill pick you up a sat 7."
- >She rushes off to go and do whatever ponies do to prepare for a date.
- >be 7
- >be outside her house.
- >Decide to sing her name like a bard
- "oh silver, my sweet, oh silver, my fair..."
- >She comes out the door, wearing a dress.
- >You place your fedora on your head.
- "Shall we go, Silver?"
- >Walk to the fanciest of fancy restaurants in ponyville.
- >You order your meals, and begin to make small talk.
- >As the night wears on, you find yourself actually liking this.
- >This is going well.
- >You eat, laugh, share, and do all the shit that you are supposed to do.
- >You walk her back to your house.
- >Totally not expecting sex or anything.
- >You tired, man. no sex tonight.
- >You pour yourself and her some wine.
- >Alto Rouge, Imported From Los Pegasus.
- >You sip your wine and talk with her, while she sips hers.
- >You leave for a minute to piss like a waterfall.
- >Back.
- >More wine, more talk.
- >Suddenly, Hot sensation in body
- >Run diagnostic test immediately
- >As you do, Your higher brain Function BSODS the Fuck out.
- >You are now reduced to lesser brain function.
- "Silver... What the hell is going on..."
- >You feel your broner start rising.
- >"Oh anon... Its just something I got from zecora... Now just relax... Ill make everything fine..."
- >She works on your pants
- >You would struggle if you could, but this aphrodisiac is one of the strongest.
- >Suddenly, silver collapses.
- >The mane6 rush in.
- >"Anon! You allright?" Says Rainbow.
- "Sort of... What the hell is going on?"
- >"When zecora told us about the aphrodisiac we decided to get SS back. we knew she was going to try and rape you."
- "So how did you do it?"
- >"We put sleeping potion in her drinks at the resteraunt. We bribed the waiters to do that."
- >She notices the bulge in your pants.
- >The whole mane6 notices it too.
- >Twilight Speaks.
- >"You know anon... The effects of this aphrodisiac last until sexual discharge. Perhaps we could..."
- >Say no more.
- >Group fucking orgy time.
- >All of them had a go.
- >Even applejack got some of the anonpie.
- >Damn, that aphrodisiac was good shit.
- The Shower
- >Be a day in equestria.
- >SS comes over.
- >"hey anon.. My shower is broken.
- >O RLY?
- >"I just wanted to know if I could use yours."
- "Sure thing SS."
- >She may have tried to rape you, but hey, you are a kind anon.
- >She goes up.
- >You settle down to read some book or some shit.
- >Suddenly, you hear the pipes in your house groaning.
- >You rush up to your bathroom.
- >Lo and behold, a Torrent of Semen is gushing from the shower head
- >LOL U SEE WHAT I DID THEIR??
- >But srsly, this shit aint right.
- "SS, What the fuck is going on here?"
- >"you like it? I thought it would turn you on..."
- >Suddenly, the thing stops spraying semen.
- >"Oh shit... This wasn't supposed to happen."
- >Awkward moment.
- >"I kinda replaced your water supply with the pipe from the local spam bank... But I guess they must have run out..."
- "SS, why?"
- >"I was just trying to find your fetish..."
- >NOPE
- >You have heard it all before.
- >Time to get rid of her.
- >"Can I at least shower PROPERLY before I go? This shit is starting to dry up..."
- "You can't. If you replaced the main feed, there is no more water.
- >She realizes her own stupidity.
- >She gets out, caked in drying cum.
- >"Oh... Ill guess Ill just be on my way..."
- >She walks home, leaving little flakes of dried semen as she goes.
- >Fucking Silver spoon.
- >You shower at Fluttershys cottage for the next three weeks.
- >You make love to her every night.
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