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You press the button, and from somewhere underneath it you hear a man's recorded voice say "Susan, please replace this recording with main quest progress dialog number one."

Huh.


You press the button, and from somewhere underneath it you hear a woman's recorded voice say "Hey, this is Susan, I'm not sure if this thing is actually working correctly or not, but"

It cuts off abruptly.


You press the button, and from somewhere underneath it you hear a woman's recorded voice say, in an extremely fake British accent, "Great work, adventurer! You're one step closer to rescuing me from the Skeleton Lord's clutches!"

Hmm. You seem to be missing some context, here.


You press the button, and from somewhere underneath it you hear a woman's recorded voice say "Look, if the clowns in narrative can't do any better than another dumb damsel-in-distress story, then I don't see why I should bother putting in the effort on these line reads."

Okay...


You press the button, and from somewhere underneath it you hear a man's recorded voice say "Y'know what, screw it. Word is the budget got pulled for the Skeleton Lord storyline anyway. Just send everybody home."

You hear a rattling noise from the rafters above you, and a moment later a huge pile of bones and rusty armor crashes to the ground just behind you.