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- Our last-ditch effort will be to forcibly recruit a larger sample size. A sample size of [REDACTED] is known to have a 100% chance of producing at least one [REDACTED] case when the maximum stimulus is applied; however, we do not want to have to use such a large sample size unless it is absolutely necessary. Management will be contacted about the feasibility of doing so, as well as whether the ethical violations are worth the cost.
- We are still looking into the case of the suicide of Dr. [REDACTED]. So far, no other plausible explanations have panned out, and we may be forced to consider the worst case scenario. We will continue to keep all personnel updated as to the progress and results of our investigation.
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