Ear clean {This is someones fetish}, by WhyBrainWhy

Story time, bitches. WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)21:59 UTC-5 No.16225457
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Alright, you unoriginal homos. It's about time I contributed I make a fic and contribute to the board, and today, I will contribute.

>Be you
>Be in Equestria
>Today, specifically, you're in Manehattan
>You're usually in Ponyville with the many ponies and the one infantile dragon you've become friends with
>Though today is different
>You're here because Rarity had invited you, along with the girls, to see some fuddy duddy musical
>Rarity was also in a designer competition, so there was that too
>Not wanting to be rude, you decided to tag along
>Plus, Rarity already got you your ticket for the musical
>You pretty much had to go
>On the way to Manehattan, some ideas managed to creep its way into your brain
>If Manehattan is anything like the Manhattan borough in New York back on Earth, there had to be some similarities between the two
>Some of the first ideas included the train systems, skyscrapers, food shops, fashion, and the last idea, which was the most sordid of them all; prostitutes
>You dismissed the idea at first since the ponies here were way too innocent for that kind of thing
"Maybe 'escort services'?" you thought
>But you dismissed that as well
>They were essentially the same thing
>After a whole fiasco between Rarity, the competition she came here for, some bitch of a mare, Rarity's dresses, and some other noise, it was time for you and the gang to watch that musical
>Rarity managed to pull some strings to get a private showing of the musical after the original plans were ruined by Rarity's need for new dresses and you and the rest of the gang helping to make them
>The process of making them cut into the lunch and salon reservations ever only had planned on
>The salon thing you weren't going to go to anyways

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:00 UTC-5 No.16225483
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>>16225457 (OP)
>Right as you all were about to leave, you decided to walk across the hall to the room everyone else was staying and put your two years of drama class to use
>"YOU'RE SICK!!" exclaimed Rarity
"Yeah" You said weakly. You even rapped yourself in the the hotel blanket from your room for extra effect. "You guys are just gonna have to go Filly of the Hills without me."
>"HILLY of the Hills" corrected Rarity
"That jazz, yes. Please, don't let my getting sick get in the way of your fun. I insist."
>"Are you sure?" Rarity asked "Because, I could ask the director to postpone the show."
"No no no! They're probably already set up and *Cough Cough* and just waiting for you guys to go and take your seats." You reasoned "I can order some hot soup from room service, so I'm fine here in my room."
>"But silly Anon!" Pinkie interjected "Everyone knows the best medicine is Laughter! So I volunteer to stay and make you feel better!"
"NO!" You said louder than necessary "*Cough Cough* I mean, it's ok. They've got a Kevin Trart TV special on in a few minutes so I'll get plenty of that good ol' Laughter medicine."
>The girls and Spike all nodded in agreement
>"Well.. Ok. I hope you feel better." Rarity said
"I will. Don't worry." You assured them
>You make your way back to your room across the hall with the gang following right behind you
>You turn around and watch them trot past you to the staircase at the end of the hallway
>You wriggled your hand through your blanket and waved a farewell, to which they returned the gesture as the went down the staircase
>You opened the door to your room and immediately took off your blanket and tossed it onto the bed
"Whew... Dodged that bullet.." You said with great relief

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:02 UTC-5 No.16225519
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>>16225483
>You turn on the TV and make yourself comfortable on the bed
>"Kevin Trart's I'm a Little Grown Stallion is brought to you by..."
>You raise an eyebrow at TV
>You didn't actually know about the special, so that technically counts as one less lie
>"Feel lonely? Want company? Call now!"
>You return your attention to the screen
>To your absolute amazement, it's a commercial... For an escort service
>Maybe you can finally get that relief you've been wanting for months now
>As fast as humanly possible, you grab the hotel phone and dial the number on the screen
>You hear the connection tone for a few seconds and then a click
>"Hello, and thank you for calling Mare Next Door escort services. How can I ease your loneliness tonight?" Answers a female voice in a sultry and calming voice
>Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick, this is happening right now?
"Uh.. Hi. I was wondering if I could get an escort at this time." You said nervousness started to appear in your voice
>"Hmm.. Well that depends, honey. What are you looking for?"
>It'shappening.gif
"Err.. Well this might be a little unusual so.. I don't really mind whom gets sent."
>"Unusual, you say?" She says in faux astonishment "How kinky are you gonna get tonight?"
>You start to get more nervous as you realize you're gonna have to explain your plans
"W-well.. *ahem*... I-it's nothing sexual if that's what you're thinking." You immediately explain to the best of your ability
>"Well I should hope so, honey. We aren't random hussies on the street corner here."
"Well d-don't worry, please. I-I uh.. I wasn't thinking that at all!" You stammer out
>She began to giggle "Oh don't worry, honey. You don't sound like the type of stallion to think that."
>Stallion... Yeah..
>"But please, honey. Won't you please tell me what you had in mind so I know who to send?"
"I... Uh.. Just want s-some comfort. That's all. But uh... You might want to send someone who's.. Seen.. Some stuff. If y-you know what I mean."

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:03 UTC-5 No.16225542
Replies: >>16225569

>>16225519
>You looked down at your human body
>The ponies of Ponyville have already gotten used to your presence, but unfortunately, ponies here don't know you at all
>That feeling of ponies stopping to stare at you returned when you got here, but you've managed to dull that feeling fairly easily over time
>You wanted someone who had the least chances of freaking out and running for help when they see a hairless ape
>The last thing you need is another Canterlot incident
>You can still faintly hear the screams...
>"Hmm, I think I know the right mare to give you that comfort tonight. If it is going to be as weird as you say honey, it might be up to seventy bits an hour."
>Happeningintesifies.jpg
"That's fine. Thank you very much." You reply. Luckily, what you have in mind shouldn't take more than five minutes. Though you wouldn't mind it dragging on.
>"Oh please, honey. It's. My. Pleasure." She says erotically, causing tiny chill to slide down your back. "So, where am I sending my mare to?"
>You tell her the room number and hotel you're in.
>"Ok then, honey. She'll be there in no time. Have a wonderful, wonderful night."
"Thank you! You too."
>Happening confirmed
>And with that, you hang up
>You sit silently on the bed, until you realize how messy the sheets are. You fix the bed and run to the bathroom to brush your teeth.
>Upon finishing the teeth cleaning, you hear a knock on the door. To your surprise, that was really quick, after all.
>You make your way to the door and gaze through the peephole to see a unicorn mare with a peach color body and sapphire hair that is done in a ponytail. Her eyes matched her hair color.
>She was surprisingly cute and young for being a supposed experienced mare. But what do you know?
"Uh.. Hi." You say through the door
>"Oh. Uh, did you call about the escort, right?"

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:05 UTC-5 No.16225569
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>>16225542
"Yes, yes I did. But uh.. Before I open the door, you gotta make sure you won't scream or run for help. Both, actually. Don't do either of those, please.." You say with nervousness rising
>"I won't, sir. They said some kinky stuff was going on so they specifically sent me." She said with confident tone
"Ok then."
>You slowly open the door to reveal your form. And she takes it.. Well.
>All she did was look up at you and slightly widen her eyes.
>"Oh. You're that hairless monkey ponies were talking about."
"Wow.. Ok, I didn't think you wouldn't react at all.." You said with an almost disappointed tone
>"Well this IS Manehattan. You get desensitized to stuff." She walks right into the room and makes herself comfortable on the bed. You caught a glimpse of her cutie mark, which happened to be a lamppost.
>You silently giggle to yourself
>"So, what's the plan for tonight?" She says while half lidding her eyes.
"Just like that? Ok. I want you.. To.. Clean my ears."
>She analyzes you for a second, then says "That's it?" Slightly disappointed. "Well, it's not the weirdest thing I've done on the job, but it is a first. So how do you wanna do this?" She replies with excitement
>That was fast. But finally! You've been doing this by yourself for years! And the time has come for another to do it for you!
>You'll finally be able to relax like you did when you were a child when your mother would do this for you every so often.
>With a smile on your face, you walk toward the bed and pull out three cotton swabs from your back pocket and present them to her.
>She takes hold of them with her magic the pats a spot on the bed in front of her, signaling where she wants your head
>You comply without hesitation and lay on your side and prop your head on the designated spot
>She sits upright so she can get a better view of your ear canal.

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:06 UTC-5 No.16225595
Replies: >>16225629

>>16225569
>"So.." She starts "Is this how you get off?"
"No. It's just really relaxing for me." You reply. Your body is already loosening just from the anticipation.
>"Understandable." She replies "Ready, tall stuff?" She says soothingly
>You close your eyes and nod your head
>Your body has never been this ready for anything before
>A moment later, contact is made
>You feel the swab slowly caress the opening around the ear canal
>You let a soft sigh and begin to melt under the sensation
>She moved the swab outward from the opening and teasingly rubbed the parts of your outer ear in small circles
>You didn't mind though, it felt great
>She started to make circles around the perimeter of the ear
>She slowed her pace then began to make tiny circles in the Fossa and Scapha
>You read up on the human ear, which only proves your love of this pastime
>She drifted toward the opening and with the smallest amount of force possible, she entered the ear canal
>Your legs would've convulsed from the relief, if they weren't relaxed to the point of numbness
>She slowly slides the swab out, then flips the swab to the other end and plunges it back in
>Despite it being a 'first' for her, she's doing quite well
>She pulls the swab back out though and pauses
>You can't see what she's doing, but you assume she is checking how clean your ear is
>"Would you turn to the other side, please?"
>Ah, the side switch; your least favorite part of the process, as it involves movement from you
>You manage to will your body to turn to its other side, albeit at a speed that a snail would call slow
>You reassume the position, and your 'comforter' reassumes the angelic treatment
>She starts out like the previous ear by softly scrubbing the outer ear with tiny and smooth circles
>By this point you were slowly drifting in and out of consciousness, but you can still feel the movements of the swab that has now moved itself into your ear

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WhyBrainWhy !yXy7qZE9kg 02/10/14(Mon)22:08 UTC-5 No.16225629
Replies: >>16225735

>>16225595
>She was slowly pushing the swab in deeper to get that thorough cleansing
>"You know, your actually really clean in your ears. Did you recently clean them yourself?" She asks
>All you respond with was with a low soft groan
>All she responds with is a giggle
>Finally, she pulls out the swab and notices your state of absolute relaxation
>"Well, sir. There wasn't much to clean, but I'd say I'm pretty much done. Hmm.. That only took close to three minutes.. Is there anything else that you might like?" She says as she begins to brush your hair
>Her hoof is astonishingly smooth and warm, which practically melts you down to a liquid after the whole session
"No..... That's all...." You say while unknowingly impersonating Fluttershy's voice
>"You sure?" She asks with surprise "Nothing else? But I'm not sure how much to charge you."
"There's sixty bits on the nightstand. You deserve 'em..."
>"W-wha-... Really?! But it was just three minutes for something completely easy!" She says with absolute bewilderment
>You nod without a word and she eventually takes the money, though with some hesitation
>She makes her way toward the door and thanks you for your patronage
>You would turn your head or at least open your eyes to watch her go, but your body isn't moving at all
>She gives you her name so you may ask for her the next time you are in town
>You assure her that you will, then she takes her leave
>As soon as the door closes, you're out like a light
>The next morning, you look at your nightstand and notice she only took twenty bits

And there you go. Have fun processing this.