Zettai Bouei Leviathan - Mini Takibi Gekijou - 09

Intro: 			Zettai Bouei Leviathan - Mini Bonfire Theater (This is on the wood sign, in burnt-like letters)
			"About hot springs..." (This is also on the wood sign, in black letters)

Syrorin:		Don't you think that a hot spring resort looks like a maid cafe in a way?
			They say "Welcome back!" and the like.
Mu-chan:		A Maid Cafe?
			I only know about the maids in my house...
Levi-tan:		I'm sure it's about how they treat the clients as their Masters.
Jorm:			Isn't there any hot spring where you're welcomed by maids?
			They don't differ that much after all.
Syrorin:		Then, it would turn this hot spring into a place where they'd work to heal the broken wings of the heart of their Master.
			What would everyone do?
Jorm:			Let's see.
			First you'd serve some tea after he gets to the room, and tell him about the time the food is served and...
Syrorin:		Wait!
			Then there's no meaning in it being maids.
			Stick to the setting.
Jorm:			That's right.
			Then, first, I would pour him some sake after he changes into a yukata, and then draw a heart on top of his omelette rice with kepchup.
Syrorin:		That's it!
			That's where you put the moe-moe rock paper scissors, right?
Jorm:			Moe-moe rock paper scissors?
Syrorin:		If we're talking about maids, we're talking about moe-moe rock paper scissors.
			It's a game where, if Master wins, his excitement will be increased.
Mu-chan:		We don't do it at home.
Syrorin:		If Master wins, you should make him say "Ahh", and feed him yourself.
Jorm:			I see. That's very maid-like.
Mu-chan:		It's not.
Syrorin:		Also, if Master wins, you'll eat together, each one using one side of the chopsticks. (Ok, this line was really weird. Basically, she's saying that they'll both sahre the chopsticks, alternating, but one using the top, and other the bottom, so if you come with a better way to say that, please, change it).
Jorm:			Eeeh?
			I don't know about that last part.
Syrorin:		Come on, now.
			That's the main attraction of this service.
Jorm:			Is that so?
Syrorin:		Next is the bath, right? Bahamut.
Mu-chan:		Bath?
			Then, I should help him wash his body?
Syrorin:		Of course, wearing only your scales.
Mu-chan:		Eeeeh!?
Syrorin:		Don't "eeeh" me!
			He's paying a lot of money, you know?
			The least you can do is do it in your scales.
Mu-chan:		What kind of system is that?
Syrorin:		Then, here comes the moe-moe rock paper scissors!
			Let's increase his excitement even more!
Mu-chan:		Do we really need to?
Syrorin:		If Master wins, he'll have two maids washing his body!
Levi-tan:		Just like a harem.
Jorm:			I think he would be happy enough with someone helping him wash in the first place...
Syrorin:		If we don't make it this exciting, then it wouldn't be a Maid Hot Spring.
Jorm:			Wouldn't it be quite exciting anyway?
Syrorin:		Then, food, bath... what's next?
			What service can you think of, Leviathan?
Levi-tan:		Eh? Ah, well...
			Something you'd do at a hot spring... a massage?
Syrorin:		Oh! Isn't that nice?
			Then, we should do some ear cleaning! On a lap pillow!
Levi-tan:		Lap pillow?
			I was talking about a massage...
Syrorin:		If we're talking about ear cleaning, the lap pillow is a given, right?
Levi-tan:		But I never said anything about ear cleaning.
Syrorin:		It should be as Master wishes.
			After he relaxes and puts his head over your legs, you can start cleaning!
Levi-tan:		I used to do it for onii-chan, but...
Mu-chan:		You used to?
Syrorin:		Stop with the small talk.
			Of course we'll do it here too.
			Moe-moe rock paper scissors!
Levi-tan:		Eeeh?
Syrorin:		So, if Master wins, he'll be able to rest on your lap facing your body!
Everyone:		Eeeeeeeh!?
Levi-tan:		We can't allow Master's excitement to go further than this!
Syrorin:		I won't allow any excuses!
			We are talking about an excitement maid hot spring here.
			Master is paying a lot of money so the broken wings of his heart can be healed.
			If you're already complaining, this won't go anywhere.
Mu-chan:		Syrop, you're being weird.
			What's with that business fixation you have?
Jorm:			It's not like we are really making a maid hot spring like this.
Levi-tan:		And it's not like we're turning into maids either.
Mu-chan:		Let's go to sleep.
Everyone:		Good night!
Syrorin:		This idea would totally work!
			I'm not wrong!
			It would be really popular!
			After we're finished with the Defense Force duties, consider it seriously!
			Come one! Everyone!!