Depressed
single
virgin
in debt
no education
no job
no car
feel self concious around my own friends
practically unable to have a good time at parties/clubs etc.
Awkward around women
ADHD
I hate my english class
I am convinced that I will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman
I am convinced that I will never have sexual contact with a woman
I procrastinate endlessly
I am going bald
I have had hemorhoids for the past 5 years
I have a dependency on marijuana
I'm out of weed
My house is being sold and I may have to move back in with my parents
I want a cigarette
I have no balls.
I'm worthless.  Utterly worthless.