Hayley is the fucking best

Tsaaq: She sat with her legs crossed while twirling her fingers in her purple hair. Her eyes staring down at her phone screen, she put the phone down and reached for a few fries on her plate on the coffee table. She shoved them into her mouth and chewed slowly then went back to looking at her phone.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he pulled up to the greasy spoon and entered through the glass doors, he scanned the diner as he always did and noticed a new face. He walked up- "Aye."
Tsaaq: Hayley looked up from her phone at him and raised her brow. "Hi." She said quickly with her mouth full then swallowed. "Uhhhhh who are you?" She asked, trying not to laugh. Her legs uncrossed so she could shift in her seat.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "Austin."
Tsaaq: "Ohh." She said with a blank face. "Okay." Hayley shrugged her shoulders and reached out her hands for more fries and brought them to her mouth. She swung her legs around onto the couch cushion and laid down. "Are you going to just stand around like a weirdo or are you going to sit down?" She questioned as she poked at her flat stomach.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he pointed to her leg- "Can't sit if you're takin up the couch doe."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: legs*
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes. "There's more than one couch." Hayley sassed, pointing her fingers lazily to the other couches.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged and grabbed both her legs before sitting down and setting them back down so they were across his lap- "Sharin is Carin."
Tsaaq: "Whatever, as long as I get to keep laying down." She said before she rested her hands over her stomach. Her head lifted a bit to look at him. "Soooo what are you doing here? You just come in here to hang out?" Hayley said with a raise of her brow.
Guest_AustinMonkeyxGuest_AustinMonkeyx Whisper: -he shrugged- "Sometimes."
Tsaaq: She scrunched up her nose and picked up her phone. "Don't you have friends?" Hayley asked.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "You're here too. So I could say the same."
Tsaaq: "I'm here because I'm hungry... And I do have friends, they're just doing stupid nerd shit." She retorted with a roll of her neck. "I'm stuck in talon hall all by myself without food or dick or anything." Hayley muttered as she sucked her teeth. "I'm bored, so sue me?"
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded- "Fair enough." -he looked around- "Hence not livin on campus."
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes again. "Good for you." Hayley said condescendingly. "Well it's because it's summer, nobody is around. Of course I'm gonna be bored."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded- "I ain't into the summer camp thing." -he shrugged-
Tsaaq: ((Are you roleplaying in another room with your character? Because that's against the rules.))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: ((No, im jus talkin in there.))
Tsaaq: ((Really?))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: (ya, n shes on brb.)
Tsaaq: ((Hope you guys don't mind if I sit in.))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: (go ahead)0
Tsaaq: "That's because being in summer camp is for nerds." She muttered. "But you're probably not there because you don't have any friends or something." Hayley started to laugh. "That's what it sounds like."
Guest_AustinMonkeyxGuest_AustinMonkeyx Whisper: -he shrugged-
Tsaaq: ((Brb.))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: (ok.)
Tsaaq: ((Back.))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: (ight.)
Tsaaq: She stared blankly at him and swung her legs around to sit up. "You're so good at conversations." Hayley said sarcastically as she hugged her knees to her chest.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "I'm a listner. Usually." -he looked around- "Thats what chicks usually want."
Tsaaq: "Um no, that's not what they want. They want a guy who looks hot and licks vagina." She corrected him with her brows raised. "That's all I want. I don't give a shit if he listens to me, I'm not listening to him either."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he looked at her straight faced- "Vagina."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded- "Yup you ain like most of the chicks aroun here."
Tsaaq: She shrugged her shoulders. "Yes, vagina. Slob the knob, cunnilingus, eat the box, licking pussy." Hayley listed dramatically. She furrowed her brows at him. "Because they're fucking stupid basic bitches." She scoffed.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged-
Tsaaq: "Ugh, you're so boring." She sighed, going back to looking at her phone. "No wonder you're at the bottom of the hot or not list."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "I don really care bout all that shit."
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes and kept them on her phone screen. "Yeah, I can tell, because you're boring."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "Well..i guess.."
Tsaaq: "Well I know." She said loudly.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "Yo kinda snappy.."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he sat back on the couch- "And loud."
Tsaaq: Hayley scoffed and leaned her body on the arm of the couch. "So?" She said as she glanced at him for a moment then turned away. "Are you gonna cry about it or some shit?"
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shook his head- "Nah. Just kind've...eh..makes you less hot i guess."
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes. "Tell that to all the guys I talk to." She said with a shit eating grin. "I think they'll disagree." Hayley sputtered her lips into a pout. "Plus, who gives a shit what you think? You're literally the third ugliest guy in school. Whether or not you think I'm hot means nothing." She giggled a bit.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "Good for you for likin to be used n stuff i guess."
Tsaaq: "Okay ugly, they're totally using me. Like I'm not playing them." She said sarcastically then laughed. "Whatever."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he smiled to himself- "So yo a chick wit the mindset of a guy den?"
Tsaaq: She scrunched up her face and turned her head to look at him. "Uhhh, I don't know. Maybe?" Hayley shrugged her shoulders again. "I just do me."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded- "Ight. Well thats kinda...ya i should uh." -he moved her legs and got up and sat on an opposite couch-
Tsaaq: "Can you be anymore of a whack bitch?" She asked in a monotone.
Guest_AustinMonkeyxGuest_AustinMonkeyx Whisper: -he shrugged and set his backpack down- "You gotta jus...learn to not speak man, have some silence." -he leaned back on the couch and closed his eyes-
Tsaaq: Hayley stood up and kicked his backpack across the room. "Fuck you, stop acting like such a whiny pussy and I won't have to threaten your masculinity." She went to sit back on the couch and stretched out. "God, everyone around here is so annoying." She whispered.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he sat up and leaned forward-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "You know how i said to not speak."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "And to have silence."
Tsaaq: "And I said stop being a whiny pussy." Hayley said with her eyes widening. "So why don't you do what you do best and shut the fuck up and shrug your shoulders like the little bit you are? Okay? Okay." She laughed. "You got me twisted sweetheart, I do what the fuck I want."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he stood up and walked right in front of her-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "Silence involves no speakin."
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes. "You would know you fucking pussy." Hayley started to giggle. "Ain't nobody afraid of your punk ass, I'm from New Jersey. We have the mob and Newark."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he walked over to where his backpack was and picked it up and walked over to a booth- "Ok."
Tsaaq: "Exactly you bitch ass, take your smelly pussy bullshit somewhere else." She said with a snap of her fingers and a roll of her neck. "No flex zone." Hayley threw her legs up onto the cushions again and snickered to herself in victory.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he turned back around from the booth and walked back over to her- "I jus gotta ask...is the yo a dude mindset cuz you had daddy problems or sum?"
Tsaaq: She shook her head. "Nope, I love my daddy. He's the best." Hayley turned to look at him and raised both of her middle fingers at him. "So why don't you fuck off and go rub your pussy? Faggot." She smirked.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "Nah, i ain got a pussy."
Tsaaq: "You act like it, you're acting like it's bleeding too. You need some tampons? I can ask one of the workers if there's any in the bathroom?" She tried to stop herself from laughing.
Guest_AustinMonkeyxGuest_AustinMonkeyx Whisper: -he stood there a bit confused- "Why you gotta be like dat? We both know yo the chick here and I don't get why you gotta be like..i ain know how to describe it."
Tsaaq: She raised her brow at him and lifted her hands. "Why do I have to be like what? Like a badass? Because I was born one. And all you can do is sit there and be mad about it because I don't give a shit." Hayley said with a toothy grin. "You probably can't describe it because you're a dumbass, you haven't had to say so many words in one conversation before."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "I was taught when u got nun to say, to jus listen. I don think badass is how i'd describe it.."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "I'm thinkin more of...yo like...a try hard chick...who acts like she gets it n shit..but im gettin a virgin vibe.."
Tsaaq: "I am definitely not a virgin." She said with a roll of her eyes. "Stop trying to psychoanalyze, sometimes what you see is what you get retard." Hayley said up and sucked her teeth. "And you're obviously an idiot so of couse you don't have shit to say, I know I'm a badass. It's called having self confidence you fucking waste of sperm." She rolled her eyes.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded- "Alright."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he grabbed a hold of his backpack- "Well. You enjoy your.." -he looked around- "Solitude n all that..n I'll leave ya to it." -he nodded and headed toward the door-
Tsaaq: "Bye faggot. Don't let the door hit your wide asshole on the way out." She waved with a grin then rolled her eyes. "Pussy." She whispered then dialed her cellphone and put it to her ear. "Girl, you should've heard the conversation I just had with this bitchass. All he did was cry. It was hilarious." She said to her best friend on the other line.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he stopped at the door and looked around the diner, it was completely deserted. There wasn't even a waiter at the counter-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he walked back over to where the girl was sitting and grabbed her phone from her ear and chucked it at the wall- "The calls gunna have to wait."
Tsaaq: Hayley stared blankly at him and got up from the couch. Not even bothering to check her phone that probably wasn't broken, she went to one of the tables and picked up one of the chairs and swayed with it for a moment. She looked to him and walked up to him, swinging the chair in the direction of his abdomen and repeated this motion.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he took each blow as she hit him before throwing a swift kick at her legs in attempt to knock her to the ground-
Tsaaq: She fell down, dropping the chair with her. "Oh now you're big and bad you fucking bitch ass?" Hayley got up and attemped to give him a swift kick in the nuts. She went to pick up the chair again then turned to walk away.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he got up and pulled her back by her hair putting her in a headlock- "Are you done yet."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he tightened his grip around her to try and contain her there-
Tsaaq: Hayley flailed in his grasp for a minute then furrowed her brow and turned her head to look back at him. "Why don't you go pull that tampon out of your asshole and lick it clean before you shove it into your pussy?" She retorted as she slid her hand between his arm and slowly reached to put her fingers up his nose to pry out of the hold.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he tightened his grip around her as he felt her fingers go up his nose and pushed her up against a wall-
Tsaaq: She bounced on the wall and threw her head backward into his then kicked her legs backwards as she tried to free herself from his grasp. "Ooo when I get out of this, I'm gonna go to jail. Because I'm gonna fucking kill you." Hayley said through gritted teeth.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he wasn't letting up, he'd been in many fights before since childhood so he knew most of what he was doing. He pinned his body on hers so that she was pinned to the wall- "Are you gunna stop."
Tsaaq: "Fuck you, you started it you retard." She replied with a scowl. "Fuck this." Hayley said aiming her leg to kick between his legs.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -his eyes widened as he took the kick, he let go of her and held his crotch- "Damn. A chick that can fight."
Tsaaq: She fell to the floor and stood up to hover over him. "Yes, a fucking chick who can fight." Hayley said with her brows raised. She sauntered past him and picked up her cellphone to examine the damage. Her eyes narrowed at him. "So now you know not to fuck with me."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he took a deep breath and stood up and put out his hand- "I apologize."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shook his head-
Tsaaq: She raised her brows again and looked at his hand. "You're forgiven." She muttered curtly as she put her hand on her hip and went to sit on the couch yet again.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he walked over and sat next to her, he sat down slowly and looked at her-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "Is your phone ok."
Tsaaq: "I don't know, the screen looks okay but the inside might be fucked up." She shrugged her shoulders and turned the phone back on. "If it's fucked up, I don't know what I might do but it won't be pleasant." Hayley whispered.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he reached down into his backpack and grabbed out 20 dollars- "Here." -he handed it to her- "I'll just give you 20 each day until you can get a new one."
Tsaaq: She rolled her eyes. "Stop it. If it's broken my dad or my brother can pay to get it fixed, plus I have insurance." Hayley muttered. "But give me that twenty, I consider it asshole tax for starting a fight with me." She reached her fingers out to take the bill.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: "So then...we good."
Tsaaq: "Yeah we're good." She sighed and put the twenty in her short short's pocket then crossed her legs. "You can sleep soundly at night."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shook his head- "You're one tough cookie."
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Tsaaq: She looked up at him and raised one of her brows. "I am tough, but I'm not cookie." Hayley said with a smirk.
Tsaaq: (No*))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "I like cookies."
Tsaaq: "Everyone likes cookies. They're delicious." Hayley retorted with a tilt of her head. "But I'm more of a cheesecake person.))
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shook his head- "Nah nah, cookies over cheesecake." -he half smiled-
Tsaaq: Hayley furrowed her brows at him and screwed up her face. "What are you high?" She asked with a scoff.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shook his head- "I just..ain never had cheesecake."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he shrugged- "When i was a kid, i thought it was literally a cheese cake...like a cake of all cheese..n that sounded nasty..so nah."
Tsaaq: She slowly shook her head while he spoke. "You're ridiculous. It's not literally cheesecake, oh my god. This has to be a joke." Hayley whispered with her eyes widened a bit. "Cheesecake is like the best thing to ever happen to this world."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nudged her- "I said when i was a kid, jus ain got aroun to tryin it yet."
Brylie: -Brylie pulled her car into the parking lot and shut off the engine. Shre reached over and grabbed her purse before sliding out, locking her doors behind her. She dropped her keys down into her purse before walking into the diner. Once she got inside she quickly glanced around the diner sending any familiar faces a smile before making her way up to the counter. The line was rather short so that was a plus. Once it got to be her turn to order she looked up at the menu board before looking back down at the person behind the counter. "Can I just get a medium cucumber and banana shake?" She pulled her wallet from her purse and handed over the appropiate bills and slid her wallet back down into her purse, stepping aside to wait for her shake-
Tsaaq: Hayley shook her head at him again. "Well you need to." She said with a small laugh. She watched Brylie walk into the diner and bit her lip and lowered her head a bit.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he saw her mood change- "Why you look all..ashamed or sum.. Is it cuz i ain had cheescake?"
Brylie: -Once they finished her shake she gently took it and turned to heard towards the couches, taking a seat. She looked between the two as she took a sip of her shake and crossed one leg over the other. "Hello." She sent them both a small smile and took another sip of the shake.-
Tsaaq: "Hey." She waved at Brylie then sputtered her lips. "Shut up. I'm fine, okay Dr. Drew?" She said to him. "And you still need some cheese cake."
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded his head acknowledging her presence before reaching oer to shake her hand- "Aye, I'm Austin." -he looked back to Hayley- "Alright alright, you'll pay."
Brylie: -She extended her hand out to shake Austin's before pulling it back to rest against her cup. "I'm Brylie, nice to meet you." She then looked over at Hayley before back at Austin. "How are you guys?"
Tsaaq: She flashed her a smile and nodded her head. "Yeah I'm doing pretty okay, I'm gonna go this jackass a slice of cheesecake... I'll be right back." She nodded her head in Austin's direction then got up from the couch to go up to the counter.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he smiled to himself and shook his head before looking back up- "I'm doin alright, Nice to meet you as well Brylie."
Brylie: -She nodded her head slightly at Hayley before sending Austin a faint smile. She lifted her cup to her lips again and took another sip. "It's pretty empty in here tongiht. I'm a bit surprised."
Tsaaq: "Hello?" Hayley called out with a roll of her eyes and waited for the worker to come out. Her hand pointed to at the slice of cheesecake at the display, she slid the money on the counter and took the slice and sat back down handing Austin the slice. "Here eat this." She said in a demanding tone. "How are you doing and shit?" She asked Brylie with a shrug.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he looked at the cheesecake- "You ain want any?"
Brylie: -She watched as Hayley delivered the cheesecake to Austin before looking back at her shrugging her shoulders a little. "I'm good. Just been doing things to keep busy." She lifted her cup to her lips again taking another sip.-
Tsaaq: She curled her lip at him. "Uh, yes?" Hayley sassed as she took a fork and stabbed it into the slice and put it in her mouth. She looked to Brylie and shrugged. "Yeah the summer has been pretty boring so far..." Hayley trailed off then swallowed.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he watched her instantly take some of the cheesecakes before looking back and forth between them taking back his fork to eat the cheescake.-
Brylie: -She nodded and shifted in her seat a little. "I agree. Everyone is at that camp or whatever." She shrugged a little. "But no one realy talks to me anymore, so I normally just hang out with my sister."
Tsaaq: "Oh..." She said awkwardly. "Well everybody kind of sucks anyways so why would you want to talk to them, right?" Hayley said as she stuck her fork into the cheesecake again.
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -his eyes widened- "Bruh, the cheesecakes fo me remember." -he looked at brylie- "Even though i don know you..why don no one talk to you?"
Brylie: -She nodded her head with a small laugh. "I have to agree with you there. I just think it'd be nice for people to care about other people other than theirselves for a change but I know that will never happen." She then looked to Austin. "I made some choices that people didn't agree with." She lifted her cup to her lips taking a sip-
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he took a bite of cheesecake- "Like what?"
Tsaaq: She pursed her lips at Austin and looked away. "Yeah that probably won't happen I guess." She whispered. Hayley's eyes widened as she looked downward as he and Brylie spoke.
Brylie: -She shook her head slightly. "I'd really rather not talk about it. It's in the past and that's a good place for it to stay." She smiled at him slightly before looking at Hayley. "Have you been out to the camp place?"
Guest_AustinMonkeyx: -he nodded and finished the cheesecake within 3 bites-
Tsaaq: Hayley finally lifted her head and let out an exhale of relief. "Yeah I was there yesterday. It's hot and all my brother did was complain about why I was there and shit." She answered. "It was pretty and all but you know, I wouldn't work there. I would party there or something but I'd never work there. What about you?" Hayley explained then looked to the empty plate. "Ugh damn it, you finished it."