summary of homestuck

>I guess I'd prefer the characters more if they were somewhat believable and didn't spend half their time saying 'Okay I am doing this and this is a plot thing and I have to go here to do the plot thing' and 'Right now that you've done the plot thing you need to go and do this next plot thing' and 'So I have to do this plot thing right? Why do I have to do this plot thing?' 'I know why you have to do the plot thing but I'm not going to tell you! You'll find out later from somebody who'll tell you about the plot thing, but only after you've done the plot thing' and just generally 'this is sburb and we are doing this and we are about to do this and etc.'

>It's almost like Hussie wants to rush us through an assembly line of pretty things on a conveyor belt and show us all the wonderful doodads he's made