hell stock market

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #878
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you know, watching this make me realize something...

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en36CXBFmuE

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgbvk67KQnE

what the fk is hell stock market is like?
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>most of the publicly traded stocks are sinner owned
>big chains are pretty stable since their owners aren't likely to get offed or can easily just replace them
>overlord companies always dominate everything, consistently the most valuable stocks
>imp owned businesses can be profitable like Wally Whackford if they just get the right talent behind it
>gun manufacturers are always high
>lots of variables in between for mid sized companies that can get nuked by an overlord
>probably full of hitmen that cause significant change when CEOs and execs get offed
>then again, every year there's a dice roll if the stocks stay as golden, or get nuked into the ground
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It just works
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I'd imagine it involves a lot more insider trading and probably things like

>Pentagram City Herald
>Stocks section
>Page 3
>"Valentino Prn Productions LLC sees huge surge after namesake owner announces plans to 'send about forty armed thugs over to my competitor's studio to break everyone's kneecaps', details still to come"
>"Some investors are choosing to ride out the storm and hold on to their stocks anyway, reasoning that while Val may have more thugs, his competitor's street muscle is better trained"
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>>42312234
>>42312272
these are interesting

>>42312256
of course