sp2 eps 13 eng

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KARA: When I was a child, my
planet Krypton was dying.

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I was sent to Earth
to protect my cousin.

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But my pod got knocked off-course

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and by the time I got here,

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my cousin had already grown
up and become Superman.

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I hid who I really was

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until one day when an accident forced
me to reveal myself to the world.

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To most people, I'm a reporter
at CatCo Worldwide Media.

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But in secret, I work with my
adoptive sister for the DEO

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to protect my city from alien life

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and anyone else that
means to cause it harm.

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I am Supergirl.

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KARA: Previously on Supergirl...

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I'm going back to Mars.

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Goodbye, J'onn.

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Goodbye, Miss Martian.

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And I just got me thinking...

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Maybe I can have it all.

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Darling!

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Kara Zor-El, I love you.

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First, let's set the mood!

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Candles!

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Who are you?

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Then, music!

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(PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)

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- What the hell?
- Next, flowers!

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And for the piece de resistance...

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The ring!

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Kara, sweetie, it's like I said.

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I'm your one true love, your soulmate,

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your one true pairing as the kids say.

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My name is Mxyzptlk and I
love you, Kara Zor-El.

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Uh... Uh...

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Tell me...

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Will you marry me?

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- (LAUGHS)
- ♪ I can show you the world ♪

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Hey. I don't know how
you got to this planet,

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- but she's with me.
- The other suitor!

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I didn't see you there,
tall, dark and bland-some.

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You're barely there, let
alone my romantic rival.

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- No!
- (GRUNTS)

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What...

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Invisible is a good look on you.

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Let's play to your strengths.

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Mon-El?

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Hey. Hey.

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I'm going to kill him.

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What did you do with him?

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Relax, he's just letting it
all hang out in the DEO.

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This is how it should be.
Just you and me, together.

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Without McGurk-El around.

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- ♪ Shining, shimmering ♪
- Stop! Stop.

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I don't know who you are or
how you got here, Mix...

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Mxyzptlk.

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It's spelled like it sounds.

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All right then, Mxyzptlk,

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just start again, and start slow.

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Where are you from?

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They call me the inter-dimensional
man about town,

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but it doesn't matter where
I'm from, sweet cheeks.

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- So let's get this knot tied.
- (GASPS) What?

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It's... Are you crazy?

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You can't just put
me in a wedding dress.

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Why not?

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It's Vera Wang.

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This is not okay.

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Okay. I'm sorry, I came on strong.

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I'm just enthusiastic to
finally be here with you.

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How do you even know who I am?

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(PLAYING VIOLIN)

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I watched you cross the dimensions.

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An eternity of lovelessness.

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There's no one like you
where I'm from, Kara.

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No woman as strong, or
independent, or as beautiful,

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or as brave, or as bold...

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Okay. Look. I'm flattered.

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But I'm not going to
marry you, Mxyzptlk.

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It's funny, I'm all
seeing and all powerful,

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but that's one of the few
things I can't make you do.

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That and make you fall in
love with me and/or stop you

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from killing yourself and/or make you
drink orange juice for some reason.

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Everything else, yes. But go figure.

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Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
you, but I'm just not interested.

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Don't be sorry, buttercup,
I know what you're doing.

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You're playing hard to get, which is utterly
charming and delightful, by the way.

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What? No. No. I'm not...

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You're flustered, confused,
your heart is racing?

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I have that effect on women.

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Let me tell you how this works.

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I chose you as my mate,

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and now I will wow you
with breathtaking feats

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of ardor until you fall
madly in love with me.

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And fear not, Kara Zor-El, you
will fall in love with me.

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Once you've been adored by all powerful
Mxy, there's no going back, see?

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Ciao, mio amore.

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(((( o ))))

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You've just been visited by
a Fifth Dimensional being.

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Wait, you've seen one
of these things before?

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Not here on Earth.

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On Mars, one of them moved

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the Xan'Xie Mountains halfway across
the planet during the Zook Uprising.

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Fifth Dimensional life forms
possess the ability to warp

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our reality to their own whims.

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Abilities that would appear, to all
intents and purposes, to be magic.

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On Daxam we had a zero tolerance
policy for those creatures.

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- You had them on Daxam?
- Yeah.

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And those guys knew how to party,

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but they're dangerous. Very dangerous.

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Agent Schott, scan the
archives for anything

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resembling Fifth Dimensional
incursions here on Earth.

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Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind.
You got it.

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Oh, hey. J'onn.

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We're ready to send your message
to Mars whenever you are.

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What message?

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On Earth it's customary to send
messages on Valentine's Day.

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We had a similar custom on Mars.

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It's too bad you can't call her.

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We Martians are a psychic people.

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All our communication
was through thought.

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But when we had something really important
to say, we would often write it down.

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On some planets, to write
something is to truly say it.

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I'm sure M'gann will be very
happy to hear from you.

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Thank you.

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(SIGHS DEEPLY)

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Hey. So, this Day of Valentine,

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is that something we're supposed to...

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-Maybe we should talk in private...
-Okay, private. This is good.

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(CLEARS THROAT) So, you and me...

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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Um, there was something
happening between us before

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- Mxyzptlk showed up.
- Mmm-hmm.

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And I really, really want to
get back to that. (LAUGHS)

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- Oh, yeah. Me, too...
- But first, I have to get rid of him.

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I mean, of all the girls in all the galaxies,
that the little imp had to pick you

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- to pursue you as his mate...
- But don't worry.

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Because before you know it, he's
going to be back in his dimension,

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and you and I, we can celebrate "The
Day of the Valentine" together.

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I promise.

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Black coffee, a sesame seed bagel,
dry, double toasted. Gross.

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-Thanks, Danvers. You know me well.
-Yeah.

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Oh... What's that?

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It's from my mom.

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It's kind of silly.

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She's always made such a
fuss about Valentine's Day.

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Here I am, 28 years old, and
she still sends me cards.

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I always wondered who bought those.
Let me see this.

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"Daughter, thank you
for being who you are.

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"You will always be my
star." Oh, my God...

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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I... Yeah, it's kind of cheesy.

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I mean, Valentine's Day's
kind of dumb, right?

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The ridiculous notion that you
need a manufactured holiday

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to prove that you care?

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It just proves that people are
patsies willing to throw away money

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on cheap chocolate and wilted roses.

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Makes me want to puke.

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I hate Valentine's Day.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Me, too.

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I knew we were right for
each other, Danvers.

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(EXCLAIMS) Would...

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Can I get another
Lallorian lager, please?

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- 'Cause Valentine's Day sucks.
- (SNARLING)

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(STAMMERING) Was this your spot?

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He says Lallorian lager is
for weak-minded idiots.

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Like you.

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Yeah... That is a very,
very valid point.

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So why don't I buy you gentlemen
something... Something stronger, right?

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- (GRUNTS)
- (SNARLS)

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Put the human down.

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Whoa.

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(GROANING)

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I hate bullies.

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Yeah, yeah. I do too.

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Thank you for bailing me out.

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Not that I needed it because
I totally had those guys.

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Oh, yeah. That guy probably would've choked
to death on your bones as he ate you.

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I mean, that... That was awesome.

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So... (CHUCKLES)

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I'm Winn...

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Lyra Strayd.

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So where you from, Lyra?

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Starhaven.

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I'm sorry. Star... Are you serious?

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That's the number-one
planet on my bucket list!

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My friend told me that Starhaven's
like most idyllic planet

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in the universe.

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Right? Like you gotta love any place
where the air smells like cinnamon.

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Smelled like cinnamon.

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Clearly your friend hasn't
been off-world in a while.

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The blight came and made
the air smell like death.

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"The hurt of one is the hurt of all.

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"The honor of one is the honor of all."

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It's a passage I translated from...

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The Book of the Ten-Pointed Star.

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My father read that to me every
night when I was little.

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Wait, are you serious? That's, like,

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the one Starhaven book I know.

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What are the chances?

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Have dinner with me tonight.

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Really? (STAMMERS) Like a date?

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You do owe me your life. So...

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Yeah, I guess I do...

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And it is Valentine's Day.

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Yes, it is.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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We gotta go!

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Move!

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Hey, boys. What's the hurry?

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You're wasting your ammo. You
know they can't hurt me.

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MXYZPTLK: But will bullets hurt them?

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- Mxy? What...
- Hello, blossom.

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(GROANING)

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- What are you doing?
- I saw this in a movie once...

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(GUN COCKING)

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No!

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- Thank you, Supergirl.
- (GRUNTS)

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Let the wooing begin.

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- Where is Mxyzptlk now?
- I don't know.

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He snapped away.

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I thought he was just after me,
but he almost killed those guys.

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He's a lot more dangerous
than I thought.

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Agreed.

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Agent Schott, have you found records of
human dealing with these life forms?

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Uh, yes. Actually, lots. If you just

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take from it what you will, but between
genies, djinn and leprechauns,

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I mean, humans have been documenting
contact with reality-bending creatures

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for centuries.

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And how did they slay them?

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- On Daxam, we crush them.
- What?

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No. Absolutely not.

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We learned the hard way that the only way
to deal with them was to kill them quickly.

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- Let me... Let me take care of him.
- No!

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No. We don't kill.

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I'm not going to let some
imp stalk you and live.

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I can take care of myself, Mon-El.
Let me handle it.

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Oh, hey. So we're going
to go non-lethal?

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- Yes.
- No.

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The DEO has some recovered alien
artifacts in a sub-basement storeroom.

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Maybe one of them can send Mxyzptlk
back to the Fifth Dimension,

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or at least suppress his powers.

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WINN: I'll have them brought up.

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Good.

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Fifth Dimension...

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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(SIGHS)

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00:11:36,176 --> 00:11:40,479
I can handle Mxyzptlk, but
it's Mon-El who's infuriating.

248
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:42,181
He has some grudge against imps.

249
00:11:42,215 --> 00:11:45,751
-Do you think Mon-El's jealous?
-(LAUGHS) Uh, no. Of Mxyzptlk?

250
00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:48,387
No. I mean, that would be crazy.

251
00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:56,062
Though Mxy is persistent.

252
00:11:56,096 --> 00:11:58,030
Yeah...

253
00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:02,435
Oh, hey! Why don't you take these
to Maggie? Maybe she'll enjoy them.

254
00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,303
Oh, um...

255
00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:05,404
What's the matter?

256
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,308
I need some advice
about Valentine's Day.

257
00:12:09,343 --> 00:12:11,277
Oh my God, it's your first
Valentine's Day with Maggie!

258
00:12:11,311 --> 00:12:12,612
That's so exciting!

259
00:12:12,646 --> 00:12:15,181
Oh. You have to go to Il Palazzo.

260
00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:18,551
The bolognese-stuffed
calamari is to die for.

261
00:12:18,585 --> 00:12:21,854
I'm sure they're booked, but Ms.
Grant was a regular, so...

262
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:26,559
Yeah... I don't need a reservation, Kara.
That's precisely the problem.

263
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:27,994
Um...

264
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,496
Maggie hates Valentine's Day.

265
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:33,065
Well, that's... That's kind of a bummer.

266
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:38,604
Look, I know. I know it's silly, but
after so many Valentine's Days alone,

267
00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:42,341
I was just finally excited to be in a
relationship where we could celebrate

268
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:45,311
all the cheesy stuff couples celebrate.

269
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,546
That's not silly at all.

270
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:50,716
I'm sure she doesn't really
hate Valentine's Day.

271
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:53,352
She called it a manufactured
holiday for patsies.

272
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:58,724
Okay... Okay, so the
trimmings aren't her style,

273
00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:01,794
but you can celebrate your own way.
What kind of stuff does she like?

274
00:13:01,828 --> 00:13:02,895
I don't know. Guns?

275
00:13:04,398 --> 00:13:06,165
Anything else?

276
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:09,135
Well, she loves scotch.
You know, that's, um...

277
00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:12,038
- Good.
- And, oh, she loves tiramisu.

278
00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:15,041
I mean, could eat it for
every meal, literally.

279
00:13:15,075 --> 00:13:16,776
It's like her happy food.

280
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,512
And she loves bonsai trees,

281
00:13:19,546 --> 00:13:22,915
which I know is totally random,
but I mean, find it adorable.

282
00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:25,184
That's all great. So why don't you

283
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:27,887
create a tailor-made
Maggie Valentine's Day?

284
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:30,723
And you can re-invent the
holiday for the both of you.

285
00:13:31,992 --> 00:13:34,794
Yeah. Thanks, Kara.

286
00:13:34,828 --> 00:13:35,961
(CAR CRASHING)

287
00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:39,131
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

288
00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,202
(GROWLING)

289
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:46,372
- Parasite!
- How is he still alive?

290
00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:48,107
I don't know. Stay here.

291
00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:06,392
Hey. I thought you were dead.

292
00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:07,927
You're the one who's dead.

293
00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:16,302
(GROANS)

294
00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,038
(GROWLS)

295
00:14:22,109 --> 00:14:23,175
Remember me?

296
00:14:30,884 --> 00:14:31,951
(GROANS)

297
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:37,849
Are you okay?

298
00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:40,427
I was going to ask
you the same question.

299
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,261
(GROWLS)

300
00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,599
Look! Up in the sky!

301
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,167
- It's a bird!
- It's a plane!

302
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:49,401
It's...

303
00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:01,914
Superman?

304
00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:05,184
Not quite.

305
00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:06,952
Mxy?

306
00:15:06,987 --> 00:15:08,154
Are you serious?

307
00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:11,023
Thought you could use a little
extra help, Supey-Baby.

308
00:15:11,057 --> 00:15:13,292
Um, hello. I was helping her so...

309
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,194
You? That's a laugh.

310
00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:16,962
You're lucky I flew in
when I did, Supergirl.

311
00:15:16,997 --> 00:15:19,565
I mean, do you think this fraud
could have helped you save the day?

312
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:20,966
What superpower?

313
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,602
I guess he could have leaped
over Parasite like a gazelle.

314
00:15:23,637 --> 00:15:24,079
Hey, that's...

315
00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:25,405
Oh, would you like
to see my superpower?

316
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:26,906
'Cause I will just rip you apart

317
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,908
with my bare hands right here
if you're interested in that.

318
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,910
Spoken like a true Daxamite.

319
00:15:30,944 --> 00:15:35,381
You're nothing but a thug.
I mean, this goddess,

320
00:15:35,415 --> 00:15:38,818
she requires a man who's equal
in her powers and wits.

321
00:15:38,852 --> 00:15:42,188
Who can come to her aid when
villains suddenly pop up.

322
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:46,392
Wait... Parasite... This was all you?

323
00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:48,194
Don't you... Don't you see
what he's doing here?

324
00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:52,765
He's creating havoc so that he can
play the hero and then impress you.

325
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,533
- What's wrong with that?
- (SUPERGIRL SIGHS)

326
00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:57,069
She's been slumming it with you for so long,
she doesn't realize what's out there.

327
00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:58,737
Why don't you just say your
name backwards, buddy,

328
00:15:58,772 --> 00:16:00,306
and just zap back to wherever
you came from, okay?

329
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,108
Wait, that's how you send him away?

330
00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:05,544
-Don't you even... You have a rat face.
-What is wrong...

331
00:16:05,579 --> 00:16:09,448
Stop. Stop. Enough. Mon-El,
get out of here. Go.

332
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:11,317
Me? What about him?

333
00:16:11,351 --> 00:16:14,486
I told you I was handling this, now go.

334
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,391
Fine.

335
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,261
I thought he would never leave.

336
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:24,563
Finally, darling, we're alone.

337
00:16:24,598 --> 00:16:27,867
What is it going to take to
get you off this planet?

338
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,636
It's like I said.

339
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:33,706
It's going to take two little words

340
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,608
"I do."

341
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,445
Or things will get very
bad for your world.

342
00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:50,210
Hey. I cannot believe you sided with
that fast-talking, nefarious twerp.

343
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:51,193
I did not side with him.

344
00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:53,615
You sent me away so you could have
private time with your stalker!

345
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:57,118
I sent him away so that he didn't
snap you off to Siberia, and plus,

346
00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:59,403
you were being out of control!

347
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:03,725
Oh... I'm sorry that I was busy,
uh, defending your honor.

348
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:07,362
I'm not some damsel in distress.
I'm Supergirl!

349
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,831
I can defend myself,
and more importantly,

350
00:17:09,866 --> 00:17:12,701
I told you I was handling it.

351
00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:15,804
Well, Kara, sometimes you're not a
good judge of what you can handle.

352
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:18,440
So... There it is.

353
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:20,041
- Really?
- Yes.

354
00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:22,244
Is that why you didn't tell me
that the secret to getting Mxy

355
00:17:22,278 --> 00:17:24,379
off Earth was to get him
to say his name backwards,

356
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,514
because you didn't think
I could handle it?

357
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:28,416
No, I didn't tell you that
because it never works!

358
00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:30,919
First of all, it's hard
enough to say it forward,

359
00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:33,522
and second of all, that guy is a
motor-mouth, but he's not stupid.

360
00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:34,756
You should have told me.

361
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:38,627
You are so hard on me, Kara.
Okay, but why not him?

362
00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:41,463
- I mean, that guy... Hey, hey!
- What? God!

363
00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:44,432
He conjured up a supervillain and
set it loose on National City.

364
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,135
Did you give him an earful?
No... No, no, no.

365
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,838
Because Mxy snaps his fingers, and
there's flowers in your loft.

366
00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:52,741
And he snaps his fingers,
and you're in Vera Wang...

367
00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:56,178
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God!
- What?

368
00:17:56,212 --> 00:18:00,248
- You're jealous.
- I'm... That is ridiculous.

369
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:01,816
- Oh, is it?
- You know what, Kara?

370
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:04,186
I knew you that you were a little
full of yourself, like, a little bit.

371
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,554
- Full of myself?
- But this is off the charts...

372
00:18:05,588 --> 00:18:08,456
- What do you mean?
- I'm not jealous. Okay? I'm angry,

373
00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:10,425
because you have an
unfair double standard.

374
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:13,161
Yeah. You're right, I don't hold
you and Mxy to the same standard,

375
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:15,463
because I expect bad behavior
from him, but from you,

376
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,799
- I expect much, much better.
- Oh.

377
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,868
- No, no, no...
- What?

378
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,103
You do not get to turn
this around on me.

379
00:18:22,138 --> 00:18:24,706
Because I'm the one in this
situation, at this moment...

380
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,941
Good to see you, Dana.

381
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,842
- that is supposed to be mad.
-You know what?

382
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:30,612
I thought you changed. I really did,

383
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:33,348
-but you are still the same macho...
-Oh, here it is.

384
00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:34,416
- Say it!
- Egotistical...

385
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,483
- Daxamite?
- Yes!

386
00:18:35,518 --> 00:18:37,352
- He's a Daxamite!
- As you've always been.

387
00:18:37,386 --> 00:18:38,753
Mmm-hmm.

388
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,355
-This was a mistake, you and me.
-Agreed.

389
00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:42,457
- We shouldn't have...
- Nope.

390
00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:43,892
Good.

391
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,030
- So, are you going to kill the imp?
- No.

392
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,402
Hey, pal. How's it going?

393
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:59,341
Oh, you know. Believe it or
not, I'm having a girl issue.

394
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:02,077
- Good timing.
- Hey. Hey, you're great with girls.

395
00:19:02,111 --> 00:19:03,578
They throw themselves
at you left and right.

396
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:04,913
Yeah. Not all of them.

397
00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:07,782
Aw, come on, hit me. I need,
like, a relationship pearl.

398
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,218
- Come on.
- Yeah. Uh...

399
00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:12,354
Things were a lot easier on
Daxam, when I objectified women

400
00:19:12,388 --> 00:19:14,189
and didn't care about anyone.

401
00:19:14,223 --> 00:19:16,658
- So...
- Okay.

402
00:19:16,692 --> 00:19:20,262
I feel you. Caring is,
like, the kiss of death.

403
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,474
What is in these?

404
00:19:21,476 --> 00:19:24,800
Oh! Only the coolest
alien artifacts ever.

405
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,402
Ah! We look with our eyes, okay?

406
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:28,770
See?

407
00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:31,406
Now, I know that the "E" in DEO
stands for, like, "Extra-Normal,"

408
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,543
but this... I did not know we
had stuff like this, dude.

409
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:38,980
What would this do to the imp?

410
00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:42,584
I have almost no Earthly idea,
but it tested off the charts

411
00:19:42,618 --> 00:19:44,119
on Fifth Dimensional energy.

412
00:19:44,153 --> 00:19:46,755
Now, the spectrometer needs to update
before I can do anything else.

413
00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:47,856
It's going to take,
like, six hours, so...

414
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:48,957
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
- Oh...

415
00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:52,227
So, meanwhile, I'm going to go be brave,

416
00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:56,731
and go to Valentine's Day
dinner with, uh, that girl.

417
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,567
- Godspeed.
- Yeah.

418
00:20:09,278 --> 00:20:10,345
Danvers?

419
00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:29,664
Hey, I was just about
to make my entrance,

420
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:34,602
but I can't without
the lights and music.

421
00:20:35,905 --> 00:20:37,472
You're not happy?

422
00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:40,342
I told you I hate Valentine's Day.

423
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:43,511
What part of that got
lost in translation?

424
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:48,016
I'm sorry, I just thought maybe
I could change your mind.

425
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,319
I have one pet peeve, Danvers,
and that's not being heard.

426
00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,723
Okay.

427
00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,691
- I'm listening.
- No, forget it. I'm outta here.

428
00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,093
Hey, no!

429
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,796
You don't get to just walk out, Maggie.

430
00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:03,365
This is a relationship.

431
00:21:03,399 --> 00:21:06,568
You're the one who told me not
to push my feelings down, so...

432
00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:09,070
Now it's your turn.

433
00:21:09,105 --> 00:21:10,472
(STAMMERS) You want to know?

434
00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:12,574
- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah, fine.

435
00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:16,745
When I told you that my parents were
supportive of my coming out, I lied.

436
00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:18,079
What?

437
00:21:18,114 --> 00:21:21,182
I had this friend when I
was 14, Elisa Wilkey.

438
00:21:21,217 --> 00:21:25,887
We'd hang out in her parents'
basement, watching horror flicks,

439
00:21:25,921 --> 00:21:29,157
and smoking cigarettes. I...

440
00:21:29,191 --> 00:21:34,696
She was the first girl that I knew that
I liked in a way that was different.

441
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,698
And I thought that she liked me, too.

442
00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:43,238
And so on Valentine's Day, I put a card
in her locker declaring my feelings,

443
00:21:43,272 --> 00:21:45,540
and asking her to the dance. Well...

444
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,578
She gave that card to her parents.

445
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,148
And then they called my parents.

446
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:55,250
And that's how I was outed.

447
00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:01,823
And then my dad kicked me out, and I had
to live with an aunt for three years.

448
00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:06,728
- Maggie, I'm... I'm sorry.
- Yeah, whatever.

449
00:22:06,762 --> 00:22:10,465
But I don't understand. Why didn't
you just tell me the truth?

450
00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:15,403
I didn't want to scare you. Okay?
I wanted it to be better for you.

451
00:22:16,872 --> 00:22:18,807
I gotta go.

452
00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:21,009
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

453
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:30,485
WINN: Hey.

454
00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,521
Hey, hey! I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.

455
00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:35,256
- Better have a good reason.
- I do.

456
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:40,028
I just got us reservations at
Saxon's, which, on Valentine's Day,

457
00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:43,364
is, like, harder than getting a
Hellgrammite to eat leafy greens, so...

458
00:22:43,399 --> 00:22:46,100
So we are set for 8:00. Um...

459
00:22:46,135 --> 00:22:51,139
And you can tell me about Starhaven, and
I'll tell you about growing up in Newark.

460
00:22:51,173 --> 00:22:53,675
And then I thought we'd get a nightcap.

461
00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:56,177
You know, just talk some more.
I just feel like, um,

462
00:22:56,212 --> 00:22:59,948
when dating, it's better to
get to know each other...

463
00:23:02,451 --> 00:23:04,652
I want you.

464
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,521
Yeah. That's good, too.

465
00:23:07,923 --> 00:23:09,691
(CLATTERING)

466
00:23:10,893 --> 00:23:13,161
Kill... Tip... Seize... Um...

467
00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:15,096
Kltpzy...

468
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,464
Kltpzyxm...

469
00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:17,765
Kltpzyxm!

470
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,133
What language is that?

471
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,803
It's Mxyzptlk spelled backwards.

472
00:23:21,837 --> 00:23:25,173
Maybe Mon-El was right. I mean, how
am I going to get him to say this?

473
00:23:25,207 --> 00:23:27,242
I hope Winn found
something that will work.

474
00:23:27,276 --> 00:23:29,210
- Where is he?
- He should be here.

475
00:23:29,245 --> 00:23:31,880
Most of the relics tested negative
for Fifth Dimensional energy,

476
00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:34,349
however, there was one
that might be of some use.

477
00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:36,718
J'ONN: Odd.

478
00:23:38,454 --> 00:23:39,854
Mon-El.

479
00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:40,955
Mxyzptlk!

480
00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:45,860
Show yourself, you smug,
grand-standing dandy.

481
00:23:45,895 --> 00:23:50,098
Oh, bummer sticks. It's just you.

482
00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,267
I've come to challenge you, Mxyzptlk.

483
00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,035
A Daxamite duel?

484
00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:55,470
I never had one of those before.

485
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,172
- For Kara's hand?
- Yes.

486
00:23:58,207 --> 00:23:59,240
- To the death?
- Yes.

487
00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:00,875
- I accept.
- Good.

488
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:02,744
- But first...
- Buddy.

489
00:24:02,778 --> 00:24:04,979
If we're going to take part in a
proper duel, we're gonna do it

490
00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:06,915
like the gentlemen that we are.

491
00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:10,184
What the...

492
00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:12,687
How do you like the duds,
Monsieur Hamilton?

493
00:24:14,657 --> 00:24:19,160
I'm a Burr man, myself. He gets
a bad rap, but let's be honest,

494
00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:21,629
he was the one who knew
his way around a pistol.

495
00:24:22,598 --> 00:24:25,366
Pistols at dawn! So revolutionary.

496
00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:27,368
I love it.

497
00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:31,172
So if I shoot you with this, you'll die?

498
00:24:31,206 --> 00:24:33,508
That is generally how
these things work, yes.

499
00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,310
But don't throw away your shot,

500
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,411
because you'll only get one.

501
00:24:37,613 --> 00:24:38,680
I only need one.

502
00:24:42,851 --> 00:24:44,152
(LAUGHS)

503
00:24:47,323 --> 00:24:48,790
(GROANS)

504
00:24:48,824 --> 00:24:50,892
Did you really think I would
hand you a loaded gun

505
00:24:50,926 --> 00:24:52,594
that could actually kill me?

506
00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:55,830
You Daxamites really
are thick, aren't you?

507
00:25:00,569 --> 00:25:02,804
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

508
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:14,382
You may have cut me off from
the Fifth Dimension, Daxamite,

509
00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:18,453
but I still know a thing or
two about the old fisticuffs.

510
00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:26,294
(GROANS)

511
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,663
Whoo!

512
00:25:29,632 --> 00:25:30,798
(YELLS)

513
00:25:33,502 --> 00:25:36,304
How could you think she'd ever
want to be with someone like you?

514
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:38,072
Why, you think she's gonna be with you?

515
00:25:38,107 --> 00:25:39,540
Face it, what do you've
got to offer her?

516
00:25:39,575 --> 00:25:40,875
I can give her anything.

517
00:25:40,909 --> 00:25:43,311
There's no contest between
you and me, and you know it.

518
00:25:43,345 --> 00:25:46,314
I'm a God and you're a loser!

519
00:25:46,348 --> 00:25:47,515
(GRUNTING)

520
00:25:47,549 --> 00:25:50,852
- You're a dead man.
- Strike that.

521
00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:51,953
Reverse it.

522
00:25:56,592 --> 00:25:58,593
I hear you're allergic to lead.

523
00:26:01,263 --> 00:26:02,397
Stop!

524
00:26:03,465 --> 00:26:05,133
- Kara.
- Sweetheart.

525
00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:06,801
This volatile maniac tried to kill me!

526
00:26:06,835 --> 00:26:08,670
It'll be better for all of
us once I snuff him out.

527
00:26:08,704 --> 00:26:10,138
I'll marry you!

528
00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:11,439
- You will?
- You will?

529
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:17,879
Yes, I've thought about
it, and you're right.

530
00:26:17,913 --> 00:26:21,683
You're gifted, brilliant, and
together we can do anything.

531
00:26:21,717 --> 00:26:23,217
Take me as your wife.

532
00:26:23,252 --> 00:26:26,320
Darling, you and I are going to
be the ultimate power couple.

533
00:26:26,355 --> 00:26:30,224
- Kara, no...
- He talks too much.

534
00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:31,659
Let's get this show on the road.

535
00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:34,996
I'll get our officiant, you want
the Pope, a Lubavitcher Rabbi?

536
00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:38,366
It would mean the world to me if I
followed proper Kryptonian custom

537
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,635
and got married on the
soil of my people.

538
00:26:40,669 --> 00:26:42,704
Kryptonian soil coming up.

539
00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:46,007
No. I meant... I meant the
Fortress of Solitude.

540
00:26:47,443 --> 00:26:48,509
I'll wear my mother's dress.

541
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:51,546
So meet me there tomorrow at noon.

542
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,047
I'll see you soon...

543
00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,418
Wife.

544
00:27:05,401 --> 00:27:06,468
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

545
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,036
Yes, I'm coming.

546
00:27:08,971 --> 00:27:10,238
Thank God you're still here!

547
00:27:10,272 --> 00:27:12,440
- Mon-El...
- It's not too late.

548
00:27:12,475 --> 00:27:15,710
Okay? You're right. You're right, okay?

549
00:27:15,745 --> 00:27:17,812
I'm jealous.

550
00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:22,117
I wish I could snap my fingers and
give you anything you wish for,

551
00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:24,452
and it kills me that he can do
that stuff for you and I can't.

552
00:27:24,487 --> 00:27:27,522
And I acted badly, okay? Very badly.

553
00:27:27,556 --> 00:27:30,725
But please... Please do not marry him.

554
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,761
I will be better for you...

555
00:27:31,763 --> 00:27:33,429
It's not just the
jealousy thing, Mon-El.

556
00:27:33,462 --> 00:27:36,130
It's the patronizing ego thing.

557
00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:38,666
I told you I could handle
Mxy, and you didn't listen.

558
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,101
I swear to Rao, I will listen, Kara.

559
00:27:41,136 --> 00:27:43,737
I will respect you, just please,
just give me another chance...

560
00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:45,305
I'm sorry. I can't.

561
00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,242
I'm marrying Mxyzptlk.

562
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,079
Kara, no.

563
00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:54,081
Look, I'm not in love with him,

564
00:27:54,115 --> 00:27:56,917
but it's the only way to stop
him from hurting other people,

565
00:27:56,951 --> 00:27:58,719
and from killing you.

566
00:27:58,753 --> 00:28:01,088
And you know what? He
makes an excellent point.

567
00:28:01,122 --> 00:28:04,792
He has limitless power that he can
use to help me fight for justice.

568
00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:07,928
We'll make a great team.

569
00:28:12,534 --> 00:28:14,435
I thought we were going to do that.

570
00:28:19,874 --> 00:28:21,542
We're too different, Mon-El.

571
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:33,287
I'm sorry.

572
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:44,832
(SIGHS)

573
00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:52,272
Alex?

574
00:28:53,575 --> 00:28:55,042
Hey, Kara. Alex around?

575
00:28:55,076 --> 00:28:57,044
I was looking for her, too.
She's not here.

576
00:28:57,078 --> 00:28:58,645
I was hoping I could see her.

577
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,882
I need to apologize. I acted
like an idiot last night.

578
00:29:04,018 --> 00:29:07,054
Look, I know Valentine's Day
might not be happy for you,

579
00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:08,689
but it means something to Alex

580
00:29:08,723 --> 00:29:12,126
to spend a romantic holiday
with someone she cares about.

581
00:29:13,895 --> 00:29:17,498
Maybe you might want to consider
making some changes for her.

582
00:29:21,703 --> 00:29:22,770
I gotta go.

583
00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:31,111
Kara, darling!

584
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:32,513
Where are you?

585
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,983
It's time! Kara!

586
00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:38,452
You said noon and here I am!

587
00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:42,222
- Kara!
- I can hear you.

588
00:29:46,394 --> 00:29:49,596
Where's the dress? The flowers?
The pigs in blankets?

589
00:29:54,202 --> 00:29:55,502
Ah...

590
00:29:56,437 --> 00:29:58,505
See, that's the thing, Mxy.

591
00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:01,642
I'm not going to marry you.

592
00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:02,535
What do you mean?

593
00:30:02,537 --> 00:30:05,113
I brought you to the Fortress
in case you got violent again.

594
00:30:05,146 --> 00:30:07,714
'Cause I didn't want anyone to
get hurt when I broke the news.

595
00:30:08,883 --> 00:30:11,218
It's not going to work between us.

596
00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:12,820
Ever.

597
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:13,921
But you said...

598
00:30:15,456 --> 00:30:18,826
- You don't love me?
- Love isn't making demands of someone,

599
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,994
or forcing them to marry you.

600
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,831
Love is putting someone
else's needs above your own.

601
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:28,135
So you brought me all the way
up here just to reject me?

602
00:30:29,971 --> 00:30:32,606
I think you're going to have to explain
your catastrophic lack of judgment

603
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,341
to your family.

604
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,109
What's that, Uncle Jor-El?

605
00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:40,314
If you have to hold Kara down till she sees
reason and becomes my bride, you will?

606
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,231
I offered you the world, Kara Zor-El.

607
00:30:57,265 --> 00:30:58,465
Anything you wanted.

608
00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:00,033
And you reject it all?

609
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:02,035
I could have made you a god, like me.

610
00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:07,674
(GRUNTS)

611
00:31:10,311 --> 00:31:14,948
I don't want to be a god, Mxy.
I just want you off of Earth.

612
00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:17,718
You don't get to tell me what to
do until after we're married!

613
00:31:19,787 --> 00:31:20,888
Sorry, Uncle Jor-El.

614
00:31:38,072 --> 00:31:40,274
You think this is the worst it can get?

615
00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:42,643
One snap and I'll crack
your world in half.

616
00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,244
Then where will you go, Krtonian?

617
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:45,679
I will hound you across the stars, Kara,

618
00:31:45,713 --> 00:31:47,014
until you admit that you love me.

619
00:31:47,048 --> 00:31:49,182
I'm done with this, Mxyzptlk.

620
00:31:49,217 --> 00:31:50,751
And I'm done with you.

621
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:51,852
You wanna get nuts?

622
00:31:53,087 --> 00:31:54,154
Let's get nuts.

623
00:31:56,324 --> 00:31:58,525
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Now
sealing the Fortress of Solitude.

624
00:31:58,559 --> 00:31:59,626
What are you doing?

625
00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:01,762
Setting the Atomic
Cauldron to self-destruct.

626
00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,330
The Atomic whatnow?

627
00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:06,700
The Fortress has one of the most
powerful fusion furnaces on Earth.

628
00:32:06,734 --> 00:32:08,568
I'm overloading the
Sunstones at its core.

629
00:32:08,603 --> 00:32:12,439
Okay, well, Kara. Let's
not be too hasty, huh?

630
00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:14,875
- Maybe we should...
- Atomic Cauldron fusion

631
00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:17,344
increased 2,000%.

632
00:32:17,378 --> 00:32:21,715
When the Cauldron goes up, it'll explode
with the force of a 400-megaton bomb.

633
00:32:21,749 --> 00:32:26,119
The Fortress is sealed so should contain
the blast, but anyone inside it will...

634
00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:29,323
- This sounds bad.
- You can't stop me from killing myself.

635
00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:31,491
It's in the rules.

636
00:32:31,526 --> 00:32:36,797
Okay. There's only room for one
crazy person in this relationship.

637
00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:39,733
Maybe we should just, um,
control-alt-delete this,

638
00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:43,070
and we can talk it over
with a cup of Thoni tea.

639
00:32:43,104 --> 00:32:47,507
Being with you would mean being at odds
every day with my heart, Mxyzptlk.

640
00:32:47,542 --> 00:32:50,043
I'd rather die in here than be with you.

641
00:32:50,078 --> 00:32:52,980
Atomic Cauldron detonation
countdown initiated.

642
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,548
Well, here's the thing.

643
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:56,216
I'm calling your bluff.

644
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,918
I don't believe that you'd
destroy all of this.

645
00:32:57,952 --> 00:33:01,054
Atomic Cauldron
detonation in one minute.

646
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:03,824
Okay, please. I'll do anything.

647
00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:05,258
Just don't die.

648
00:33:05,293 --> 00:33:08,895
I'm sorry. I'm not going to
tell you the cancellation code.

649
00:33:08,930 --> 00:33:10,664
So there's a code?

650
00:33:13,968 --> 00:33:15,435
I can't read this.

651
00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:21,441
Atomic Cauldron
detonation in 30 seconds.

652
00:33:21,476 --> 00:33:24,077
I don't have time to learn
your stupid moon language!

653
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,716
Please, Supergirl. I'm literally
begging you. Don't do this.

654
00:33:29,751 --> 00:33:31,518
I'll do anything. You want world peace?
You got it.

655
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,821
I can make that happen.
Just don't kill yourself.

656
00:33:34,856 --> 00:33:36,623
The world needs Supergirl.

657
00:33:36,657 --> 00:33:39,426
Fifteen seconds to Atomic
Cauldron detonation.

658
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:41,228
Please. Tell me the code.

659
00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:46,066
Push that one.

660
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,135
- Yes.
- That one.

661
00:33:48,169 --> 00:33:49,845
Five seconds to Atomic
Cauldron detonation.

662
00:33:49,847 --> 00:33:50,405
That one.

663
00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:52,939
- Uh... This one.
- Four.

664
00:33:52,974 --> 00:33:55,742
- That, that and that.
- Three, two...

665
00:33:57,612 --> 00:34:00,981
- Atomic Cauldron detonation canceled.
- Yes!

666
00:34:05,453 --> 00:34:07,287
No.

667
00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,156
You made me write my name backwards.

668
00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:13,827
Yup. On some planets, to write
something down is to truly say it.

669
00:34:13,861 --> 00:34:16,563
- You tricked me.
- No.

670
00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:18,765
No, I followed the rules.

671
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,100
If you say your name backwards,

672
00:34:20,134 --> 00:34:22,335
you go back to the Fifth
Dimension, no questions asked.

673
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:25,806
That's it, you nasty woman.

674
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,007
Now I'm gonna...

675
00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:31,244
No. It's started.

676
00:34:34,048 --> 00:34:38,652
I just wanted... I wanted
someone to love me.

677
00:34:38,686 --> 00:34:41,320
You can't force love, Mxyzptlk,

678
00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:44,053
you have to let it find you.

679
00:34:57,872 --> 00:34:58,872
My name's Ellie.

680
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:02,917
(EXHALES)

681
00:35:06,288 --> 00:35:07,355
WINN: Hey.

682
00:35:08,924 --> 00:35:10,725
Hey.

683
00:35:10,759 --> 00:35:12,327
Everyone is staring at me.

684
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:13,428
Let them stare.

685
00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:20,513
You... I mean, you look just beautiful.

686
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,572
- I didn't think you'd call.
- Why?

687
00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:30,378
Last night was, like, beyond
amazing on just so many levels.

688
00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:33,915
I figured it was a
one-time thing for you.

689
00:35:33,949 --> 00:35:36,217
An experience.

690
00:35:36,251 --> 00:35:39,921
I've never met a human that was
actually up for dating an alien.

691
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,792
Well, now you have.

692
00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:47,028
Look, I'm not... I'm not naive, okay?

693
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:52,600
I know that there are lots of people who don't
think that humans and aliens should mix.

694
00:35:52,634 --> 00:35:54,969
If we're being super honest,

695
00:35:56,038 --> 00:35:57,538
potentially

696
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,878
falling for an alien
is not what scares me.

697
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,082
It's falling for anyone.
Just have kind of

698
00:36:09,518 --> 00:36:12,253
had my heart trampled on a few times.

699
00:36:14,189 --> 00:36:15,256
Me, too.

700
00:36:16,558 --> 00:36:20,661
You aren't like some
experience to me, okay?

701
00:36:20,696 --> 00:36:26,734
You're a potentially real,
fulfilling, challenging relationship

702
00:36:26,769 --> 00:36:30,438
and that's just way too much chaos.
That's too fast...

703
00:36:30,472 --> 00:36:34,575
Whoo-hoo. Just gonna... Um...

704
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:38,046
What do you say we just...
We take it slow?

705
00:36:39,748 --> 00:36:40,815
Sure.

706
00:36:41,884 --> 00:36:42,950
Okay.

707
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:49,057
Slow.

708
00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:53,361
Take me to where you live.

709
00:36:53,395 --> 00:36:56,230
Yes, ma'am.

710
00:37:03,172 --> 00:37:04,238
Maggie?

711
00:37:23,392 --> 00:37:25,093
Wow, you're breathtaking.

712
00:37:26,462 --> 00:37:28,129
Maggie, what is all this?

713
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:30,698
It's your belated Valentine's Day prom.

714
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,967
May I?

715
00:37:39,908 --> 00:37:42,009
I'm sorry.

716
00:37:42,044 --> 00:37:43,578
So sorry.

717
00:37:43,612 --> 00:37:45,913
I was too busy nursing my old wounds,

718
00:37:45,948 --> 00:37:49,150
and I forgot to look at the
gorgeous woman in front of me,

719
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,985
and consider her feelings.

720
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:54,422
You deserved all of this as a
girl, the pomp and the fuss.

721
00:37:54,456 --> 00:37:57,658
And you deserve an amazing romance

722
00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:00,828
with the woman who's
absolutely crazy about you.

723
00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:04,232
Don't you hate all this?

724
00:38:04,266 --> 00:38:07,735
Alex, you're the one woman that
could make me like Valentine's Day.

725
00:38:14,076 --> 00:38:16,577
May I have this dance?

726
00:38:16,612 --> 00:38:18,779
Yeah... Yes!

727
00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:30,758
Hi.

728
00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:31,859
Hi.

729
00:38:32,928 --> 00:38:35,897
Can I... Thanks.

730
00:38:35,931 --> 00:38:40,601
(STAMMERING) Hey, I just
wanted to let you know that

731
00:38:41,603 --> 00:38:42,670
you're awesome.

732
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,173
No, you are.

733
00:38:45,207 --> 00:38:49,610
You out-tricked the most cunning
intergalactic trickster,

734
00:38:49,645 --> 00:38:53,114
and you did it your
way, without violence,

735
00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:55,616
which I never should have
doubted because you're...

736
00:38:55,651 --> 00:38:57,251
You know, you're you.

737
00:38:57,286 --> 00:38:58,786
Thanks.

738
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,588
I also wanted to say

739
00:39:02,057 --> 00:39:03,124
I'm sorry.

740
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,227
For acting like an ass.

741
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:09,397
I've been giving it a lot of
thought and I have realized

742
00:39:13,335 --> 00:39:16,404
that you are my Kryptonite.

743
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,539
- Me?
- Oh, uh...

744
00:39:18,574 --> 00:39:22,843
No, I mean, my feelings for you.

745
00:39:22,878 --> 00:39:27,281
I've never felt like this
about anyone in my life...

746
00:39:27,316 --> 00:39:31,719
I didn't know that there were this
many feelings to even be had.

747
00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:35,590
My emotions, I guess they
made me kind of crazy.

748
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:36,891
Yeah...

749
00:39:36,925 --> 00:39:38,693
I totally get it, yeah.

750
00:39:38,727 --> 00:39:42,230
Anyway, I'm really glad you're okay.

751
00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:45,733
And I'm really, really happy
that you didn't marry that guy.

752
00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:46,834
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

753
00:39:47,769 --> 00:39:49,303
Me too.

754
00:39:49,338 --> 00:39:50,404
Anyway, um...

755
00:39:51,773 --> 00:39:54,008
I'll get... I'll get out of your hair.

756
00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:57,144
Wait. Don't go yet. Please.

757
00:40:01,116 --> 00:40:04,885
I get that you were upset that I
wasn't listening to you and I...

758
00:40:06,221 --> 00:40:09,757
I tried really, really, really
hard to listen to you this time.

759
00:40:11,526 --> 00:40:14,128
And I heard that you...

760
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:17,265
You don't think that we belong
together, and I respected that.

761
00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:20,301
No, but Mxy wasn't the
only one I tricked.

762
00:40:22,771 --> 00:40:24,138
I didn't mean it.

763
00:40:25,374 --> 00:40:27,475
I just said it so you'd let me go

764
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,577
to protect you.

765
00:40:33,315 --> 00:40:35,383
Plus, he could have
been listening, so...

766
00:40:40,322 --> 00:40:41,455
Wait.

767
00:40:41,490 --> 00:40:44,225
Wait, so you didn't mean any
of that stuff that you said?

768
00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:47,962
Well, the first bit about
your infuriating male ego,

769
00:40:47,996 --> 00:40:50,064
that part I meant.

770
00:40:50,098 --> 00:40:53,668
- Okay, okay.
- (KARA LAUGHS)

771
00:40:53,702 --> 00:40:58,105
But the second part about
us not being a match...

772
00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,510
I didn't mean that.

773
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:06,614
Wow.

774
00:41:07,816 --> 00:41:10,751
No, you're good. You are good.

775
00:41:10,786 --> 00:41:12,386
(LAUGHS)

776
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,428
Well, you

777
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,798
got rid of Mxy...

778
00:41:23,832 --> 00:41:25,099
I did.

779
00:41:26,619 --> 00:41:28,020
That means nothing is...

780
00:41:29,671 --> 00:41:32,106
Nothing is stopping us.

781
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:35,260
Nope. Nothing is stopping us.

782
00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,830
Cont..