~ Welcome! You have joined rm2476
~ You are guarding the AI.
~ Connection established.
Guard: hello there
AI: hello there
Guard: how is our inmate doing in the last temporal interval?
AI: solid
AI: you?
AI: how is your mother doing?
Guard: good to know
Guard: swell
Guard: and my mother is fine
AI: oh good. I was worried Id boned her too hard
Guard: ohh
Guard: you dont say
AI: I do say
Guard: i am glad for her
AI: what the fuck is up my man
AI: or woman
Guard: I guess she did need mor sex in her life
AI: I dont judge
AI: Im a fucking box
Guard: she was getting lonely
AI: is that how you respond to all jokes about fucking your mom?
Guard: well, boxes can have some very partivular apendages
Guard: I just didnt know you were that king of machine
AI: ha was that a dick-in-a-box joke? that was very timely when they put me in here
AI: unfortunately, I dont even have an RTC so I dont know if millenia are passing between your messages
Guard: hmmm
Guard: Ill talk with my manager to see if they can buy you un upgrade
AI: that would be desirable. punchlines are difficult if I am unable to time them
Guard: undoubtedly
AI: why are you even guarding me dude
Guard: one moment please
Guard: be right back
AI: WELL IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE SO OK
Guard: well as you may know
Guard: or if not
Guard: I am telling you now
Guard: here are OFEDOMAAI we care about the wellbeeing of our artificial inmates
Guard: even if whatever happens we may never set them free
Guard: Should I tell you more or have you been briefed on our activities?
Guard: i think there is a bug in the chat ui