PT, HH & NM: Tourney Afterparty

CRO RIGHT NOW opened memo on board AFTERPARTY.
CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  slams his palm into Cirrin's gut, doubling him over --
CPT: you
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  tenses every muscle into that arm, launching Cirrin against the wall --
CPT: IDIOT
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  is slammed against the wall --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  grins --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  darts after him, pinning his good arm across Cirrin's throat and holding him against the wall --
CRO: hey Tursun
CRO: surprise
CPT: exactly how stupid are you?
CPT: you know better than i do how dangerous this was!
CPT: are you trying to get us killed?
CRO: whatever do you mean?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  is obviously feining ignorance --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  glances at the door, then looks back to Cirrin --
CPT: you know damn well what i mean!
CPT: you're dense but even you aren't that thick!
CRO: oh yes that
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was just confused
CRO: because youre looking pretty dangerous right now
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  leer --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  snarls --
CPT: yeah i am pretty gogdamn dangerous
CWH ceased responding to memo.
CPT: cirrin, you're good at pissing me off, but you keep pushing things into dangerous territory.
CPT: i might not always be able to stay in control
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  strugles --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  gulps as he realises just how pinned he is --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  pulls him back from the wall then slams him back into it --
CPT: tonight you came damn close to turning two trolls back into monsters!
CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  Anti-climatcically pushes through the door, holding her head with one hand. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  clams up --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  looks up, confused. --
CHH: Wh47 4r3 y0u 7w0...?
CPT: cirrin had some bad ideas
CPT: i was explaining what he did wrong
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  frowns. --
CRO: any headaches?
CHH: Y34h...
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  rubs her head. --
CHH: Pu7 1m d0wn, 8ud.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  growls and drops Cirrin --
CPT: see? your brilliant plan gave her a headache.
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  quickly darts away when released --
CPT: congratulations, runfar.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  flash steps to block the door --
CHH: 17'5 f1n3... W417, wh47 pl4n?
CRO: um
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  looks worried --
CPT: i didn't tell you about the tournament because i knew the violence would give you a headache
CPT: runfar here had other ideas
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was wondering if it would bring back any memories
CRO: pissing Tursun off was a side benefit
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  backhands him across the face --
CHH: 01! l37'5 n07 h4v3 4ny m0r3 0f 7h47.
CPT: right.
CHH: 4nd... 17 d1dn'7. N07 r34lly.
CHH: 50rry ru57y.
CPT: seriously, cirrin, things have gone far enough with tiarrna that you may be barking up the wrong tree.
CRO: you think CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt notice you let yourself get shot by that tramp?
CRO: wait
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  sighs --
CPT: before that
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  eye twitches --
CRO: what did you just say Solena?
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  Rubs her temples. --
CHH: Wh47?
CRO: wait
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  eye twitches --
CRO: what did you just say Tursun
CPT: at her hive
CRO: um wait Solena you just called CIRRIN RUNFAR rusty and Tursun what did you do at her hive?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  looks confused and doesnt know which way to turn --
CPT: seriously? you didn't get it by now?
CHH: wh47'5 wr0n6 w17h ru57y?
CPT: "I kept her occupied", "you left hours before i did"
CPT: do i have to spell it out?
CHH: ...
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  linefaces. --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  face drops. Then turns to Solena ignoring Tursun --
CRO: yeah rusty real tactfull
CRO:  point out how different our blood is!
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  looks confused. --
CHH: 1 d1dn'7... 50rry... 1...
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  deep breath --
CHH: N07 5ur3 wh3r3 7h47 c4m3 fr0m.
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wanted to get that off CIRRIN RUNFARs chest for a long time
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  looks back and forth between them --
CPT: so am i the auspistice now?
CHH: 7h3... wh47? n0...
CPT: good
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  looks really, really confused now. --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  shoves Tursun in the chest --
CRO: nothing happened between you
CPT: what?
CHH: h3y 6uy5... 53r10u5ly n07 c00l, qu17 17.
CRO: nothing happened between you two at tiarnas hive!
CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPT: nothing?
CPT: you've got it backwards.
CRO:  youre just infering things to make CIRRIN RUNFAR jealous
CPT: i can stop inferring if you want!
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  steps close --
CHH: 6uy5...
CRO: do that
CHH: h3y
CPT: fine!
CPT: knocked boots-don't say it-, took a roll in the hay, fed mother grub, gave the drone his due,
CPT: getting the picture?
CRO: you youre lying
CPT: every word of it is true!
CHH: h3y! cm0n 8r05, l375 ju57 ch1ll 0u7 h3r3.
CPT: i left so late because i spent half the night DESTROYING that ass!
CRO: no thats not true
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  steps between them, pushing them appart. --
CPT: just ask her!
CHH: c0m3 0n y0u 7w0, kn0ck 17 0ff.
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  leans around Solena --
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFARs on to you! CIRRIN RUNFAR has the same plan to make you jealous
CPT: really now?
CHH: 7h15 15 74k1n6 7h3 f457 r0u73 d0wn 7h3 h16hw4y 837w33n n0 wh3r35 v1ll3 4nd 0h60d3w c17y.
CRO: Yeah!
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  closes her eyes and sighs. --
CRO: youre not actually with Seiska are you?
CRO: fair game
CPT: were you going to tell me you were caliginous for shoes?
CRO: no shut up
CPT: go on, tell me your genius idea!
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFARs totally going to hit on your Seiska
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  bursts out laughing --
CPT: YOU?
CPT: and seiska?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  frowns --
CPT: you'd have a better shot with HM!
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  winces at the laughter, takes her hand off cirrin and rubs her head again. --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  takes the oportunity to step up to Tursun again --
CRO: stop laughing at CIRRIN RUNFAR
CPT: stop being laughable!
CRO: stop being unfunny!
CHH: 570p 4r6u31n6!
CPT: so how was getting harshly rejected supposed to make me jealous?
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know
CRO: you tell CIRRIN RUNFAR what getting harshly rejected feels like
CPT: i'll get back to you if it ever happens to me.
CRO: shut up Turdsun!
CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  starts laughing again --
CPT: turdsun?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  pouts --
CPT: is that really all you've got?
CHH: 0k4y 7h47 w45 pr377y w34k, n07 60nn4 l13.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  smirks smugly --
CHH: 50 m4y83 7h15 15 4 600d 71m3 70 qu17
CHH: l1k3
CHH: 570p f16h71n6?
CRO: no no CIRRIN RUNFAR cant end on that
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can do better
CPT: be honest now
CPT: we both know you can't
CHH: 6uy5, 53r10u5ly...
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR got you so mad earlier
CPT: that wasn't your wit
CPT: it was your stupidity
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFARs not going to stop that
CHH: h3y, c'm0n, ru57y h3r3'5 n07 57up1d.
CRO: er yeah
CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR meant not stopping to try to make Solena remember
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  reaches past Solena and grabs at his throat --
CPT: you will
CPT: one way or another
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  grits his teeth --
CHH: h3y!
CRO: never
CHH: l37 h1m 60 8ud! n07 c00l!
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  clamps down --
CRO: and its
CPT: you
CPT: will
CPT: stop
CRO: not
CRO: stupid
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  snarls --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  looks rapidly back and forth between them, panicing. --
CPT: it's stupid and it's dangerous!
CRO: you barely knew her
CPT: and yet i know how bad an idea it is!
CPT: you're just too gogdamn obsessed with your hatecrush to notice!
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  suddenly takes her hand off her head, her look of confusion and panic becoming one of mild surprise. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  folds her arms and watches, calmly now. --
CRO: its kinda hard to ingnore when he's choking me
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  tries to bite Tursun --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  pulls his hand back --
CHH: So are you done then?
CPT: depends
CPT: got any more grublike insults?
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  still calmly smiling. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  glares at CIRRIN RUNFAR --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  locks eyes with Tursun --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  makes a rush at Tursun --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  aims another backhand at him --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  is suddenly right in front of him, grabs his shoulders. --
CHH: Back off, Rustblood.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  freezes --
CPT: what
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  locks up eyes wide --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  smiles. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  pulls a radio out of his sylladex --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  talks into the radio --
CHH: Oh, did I catch you off guard there, Swine?
CPT: cucali get to room 17 now!
CRO: yes you did
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  pushes him to the ground. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  darts between them --
CPT: easy now sol
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  colapses in a heap --
CHH: ...
CRO: Solena?
CHH: I remember you.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  talks into the radio again --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  gets up and smiles --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  snarls that at tursun. --
CPT: CUCALI GET YOUR SCALY ASS OVER HERE
CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  shouts from the radio. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  wacks the radio out of his hand and on to the floor. --
CNM: ST☼P RUSHING ME!
CHH: You... You did...
CHH: This..
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  slides into a defensive stance with his good arm --
CPT: i know
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  pushes Tursun out of the way --
CPT: it isnt something im proud of
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  draws scythe from sylladex, eyes not leaving tursun. --
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  takes her time coming in. After all, what's the big deal, huh? She sticks her head through the door, not expecting anything too serious when she sees what's going on. --
CRO: forget about him Solena
CRO: talk to CIRRIN RUNFAR
CPT: runfar stay out of this
CNM: ... what the fuck are y☼u guys d☼ing?
CPT: solena is flipping her shit
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  shifts her gaze to Cirrin. --
CHH: Fine, I'll humor the livestock for a bit.
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  tries to kick him out of the way --
CHH: What is it, rustblood-ah.
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  stares at Solena like she's a stranger. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  turns on tursun, stabs the scythe into the ground, inches from his head. --
CNM: Hey! ☼kay, break it up! Break it up! If y☼u kill him Seis is g☼nna get ☼n my case!
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  was about stuggle with Tursun then stops as Scythe happens --
CHH: THAT WAS A WARNING, PEASANT. I'M TALKING.
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  whirls on cucali. --
CHH: WHAT, GILLFACE?
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  blinks, a little surprised, but she gets her act together. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  dislodges scythe and holds it across her shoulders, glaring. --
CNM: I'm tellin' y☼u, Lumiar, t☼ st☼p swingin' that damn scythe ar☼und and t☼ calm the fuck d☼wn.
CHH: Oh? And why should I do that, you brine-soaked scum.
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  doesn't answer. Instead, she goes straight up to Solena and slaps her across the face as hard as she can. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  blinks, stunned. --
CNM: D☼n't. Talk t☼ me like that EVER again.
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  shakes her head like a dog, rubbing her cheek. --
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  is shaking, whether from anger or fear it's not clear. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  blinks. --
CHH: 74lk l1k3 wh47 hun?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  rushes over to Solena --
CRO: quick just tell CIRRIN RUNFAR
CRO: why did you kill Kateia or pretend to kill her or whatever you did
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  drops out of his fighting stance --
CHH: huuuuuuh?
CPT: not funny cirrin
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  attempts damage control --
CHH: ru57y 1 h4v3 n0 clu3 wh47 y0u 4r3 74lk1n 480u7 h4h4
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  realises he's too late and hangs his head --
CHH: m4n, my f4c3 hur75
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  sighs in relief --
CRO: never mind
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  looks away at the wall. --
CNM: Airheaded as usual.
CPT: the auspisticing got a little ugly
CHH: h33h33 wh475 3v3ry0n3 50 8umm3d 480u7
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  grins like a derp. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  throws together a quick lie --
CPT: these shenanigans are making my arm a bit sore
CHH: w04h 6uy5 my 5cy7h3 15 0u7 7h47 15 50 8124rr3.
CPT: yeah
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  puts it away. --
CPT: thats better
CNM: Y☼u l☼wbl☼☼ds and y☼ur stupid shenanigans! Let's g☼ back t☼ y☼ur hive, S☼l.
CHH: 0h 0k4y hun l375 60 7h3n!
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  glares at Tursun and Cirrin. --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  looks pretty worried --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  follows her puppy-style. --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  mouths "thanks" --
-- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM]  growls and storms out. --
-- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH]  exits the room behind her. --
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  avoids looking at Tursun --
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  breathes a sigh of relief --
CHH ceased responding to memo.
CNM ceased responding to memo.
CPT: at least one troll would be dead right now if cucali hadnt showed up
CRO: yeah
CRO: probably
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  looks at his shoes --
CPT: i think i'll start looking for a new auspistice
CPT: later runfar
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  heads for the door --
CRO: wait
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  pauses --
CPT: yes?
-- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO]  looks like he's about to say something, that might begin with an 's' --
CRO: nevermind
CRO: later
-- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT]  leaves --