Pancake burger

An abomination before god and man
Pancake burger

Smoosh out half a paper plates worth of hamburger.
Season with salt and pepper to taste, if you're actually tasting it you're a real blood mouth carnist
Coat with some dollar store crap pancake mix. You don't want it caked on but you don't want the burger quote/unquote sticking to your hands.

Fry this baby and eat it without bread but with whatever low carb condiment you want.