[14:31:56] MYTH Akari: help my roommate is dancing some weird dance she dubs the misaka dance while making edible riceballs
[14:32:07] MYTH Akari: Is she autistic
[14:35:26] MYTH Sengoku: I wouldn't know; I just got here haha
[14:36:06] MYTH Akari: This all started because I got wasted and tried to propose to her after my model bf dumped me for a pal saying "it was less bitching, more anal"
[14:36:20] MYTH Akari: trap*
[14:36:39] MYTH Akari: at least she cooks food for me so this is comfy living
[14:38:39] MYTH Akari: She is really pretty though, so I don't wanna ruin her expectations but she thinks I'm ga-well I don't think I can think of anyone who wouldn't be into those tits.
[14:38:46] • MYTH Sengoku writes this down for a future news article
[14:38:51] MYTH Sengoku: Tell me more~
[14:39:16] MYTH Akari: my fragile heterosexuality is crumbling more than a weeb when he sees the new cute anime trap.
[14:40:22] MYTH Sengoku: Interesting... do you like living with Miss Misaka despite her quirks?
[14:41:43] MYTH Akari: Every minute I spend with her only makes me want to ruin her body more. She's quirky, if not eccentric so it is a bit odd, but she's really just a giant dork at heart.
[14:41:51] MYTH Akari: Also not bad at cooking so there's that
[14:43:06] MYTH Sengoku: This could make for a future love story for the next article! Thank you for your cooperation, and don't worry. I'm not the media; I only report the truth and nothing but the truth.
[14:43:22] MYTH Akari: However, if I go for her, I'm afraid my past relationship issues will rear their fangs. Some people just can't deal with a bit of nagging once in a while.
[14:43:56] MYTH Akari: Or y'know complaining when they spend half their paycheck on strippers instead of chilling with their gf
[14:44:10] MYTH Akari: ..Honestly if I go for her I feel like that latter bit will go away.
[14:44:19] MYTH Akari: ..She doesn't leave the house much.
[14:44:21] MYTH Sengoku: I assume this "past relationship" was with a male, correct?
[14:45:31] MYTH Akari: Yeah, I've never really thought about switching sides until now. Mainly because I didn't know how to have sex with girls. With dick, he just does most the work.
[14:46:18] MYTH Akari: I'd only switch sides for her anyways, so idk if I'm really a bisexual?
[14:47:15] MYTH Sengoku: Well...if you want my take on it, I think you should hit it off with Miss Misaka. Sure, she may not have--well, let me not say that since I don't know--it'll be a new experience for you and probably better than you being an accessory for a man who doesn't care.
[14:48:08] MYTH Akari: Other reason I'm considering it is because some chick apparently invented a way for 2 girls to have kids. I've always wanted a few~
[14:48:55] MYTH Akari: some news article anyways, she said she did it for her daughter. That's kinda wholesome I guess
[14:49:15] MYTH Sengoku: You should do it. Follow your heart and not society as they say sometimes
[14:50:21] MYTH Akari: Oh I really don't care about society, I have a nice IQ so as far as they're concerned, I'm the genius daughter of an important diplomat.
[14:51:13] MYTH Akari: On the other side of the family, well that's another story.
[14:52:21] MYTH Akari: Ahh but can't forget the super model status too, I swear I've dated at least two celebrities. Sorry if this feels like a humble brag, but these are just the generic exploits.
[14:53:23] MYTH Akari: Honestly I'm kinda glad my roomie doesn't care about that shit as long as she eats, invents, or is high.
[14:53:56] MYTH Sengoku: No no, keep going; this is great for the news I have to publish later on
[14:54:16] MYTH Akari: Hmm, dunno if I wanna talk about my mother's side of the family
[14:54:29] MYTH Akari: that could erm, have a few repercussions on society
[14:56:04] MYTH Akari: So if I tell you it, it can't be published
[14:56:39] MYTH Sengoku: I'll leave out that part then, but do tell
[14:56:57] MYTH Akari: I'm not trying some cliche threat or anything I'm just saying it'll set up your death flag quicker than the anime mom hairstyle.
[14:57:10] MYTH Akari: Hmm so from what I know
[14:57:20] MYTH Akari: my mother's side of the family is a bunch of psychics
[14:57:36] MYTH Akari: I'm sure you might've heard of the term "contracters" right?
[14:57:50] MYTH Sengoku: Yes, I'm familiar with that
[14:58:13] MYTH Akari: It was used in an article exposing the military of using some crazy implants to artificially produce people with powers, fake espers if you will.
[14:58:45] MYTH Akari: Essentially they're a bunch of espers that take on mercenary work, apparently I come from a long line of them.
[14:58:53] MYTH Akari: Papa doesn't know however.
[14:59:59] MYTH Akari: My abilities make my clothing, and for some reason only my clothing super super hard. Like it's bullet proof, and you're gonna need to be fucking built + have esper strength powers in order to get past it.
[15:00:40] MYTH Sengoku: I'm surprised you weren't made Psychic leader for your abilities, but do go on.
[15:01:02] MYTH Akari: However, I'm vulnerable if anyone gets a good shot at my face, unless I'm wearing a mask.
[15:01:37] MYTH Akari: Honestly apparently they gave it to a 10 yr old because the old one got knocked up. Misaka tells me the other mother wants to name her child uwu or something dumb like that.
[15:01:46] MYTH Akari: I'm p sure she got beat for that.
[15:02:16] MYTH Sengoku: So I have a question about your ability if I may be so bold.
[15:02:42] MYTH Akari: Shoot.
[15:05:36] MYTH Sengoku: You said that your ability is to fortify your clothing and lots of strength is needed to get past it. Does the same apply for things like esper attacks that aren't exactly physical?
[15:07:48] MYTH Akari: Dunno, you tend not to run into other espers on these types of missions due to their scarcity, but the only one that was relatively dangerous was a sand manipulator in the desert.
[15:07:55] MYTH Akari: He could erode stuff
[15:08:27] MYTH Akari: so no bullets or knifes, and I couldn't use my grappling wire either.
[15:09:33] MYTH Akari: From what I do know, they said my ability was some kind of molecular manipulation ability and if I practiced enough, I could actually pull some haxy shit.
[15:09:38] MYTH Akari: But that's no fun~
[15:09:54] MYTH Sengoku: Interesting...
[15:10:06] MYTH Akari: I still practice it though, just to see what I'd be like at full power
[15:10:40] MYTH Akari: since theoretically I could bypass the laws of physics even moreso than esper abilities normally do.
[15:12:17] MYTH Sengoku: That's pretty scary; I really think that you should've been the Psychic leader due to your abilities
[15:13:23] MYTH Akari: Oh yeah, imagine being able to do the thanos snap on a much smaller scale
[15:13:34] MYTH Akari: ...that sounds oddly entertaining though hehe
[15:14:46] MYTH Akari: Anyways I use dragons because I was supposed to use them in self defense, since my father was unaware I was already capable of that
[15:15:16] MYTH Sengoku: Ahh, that makes sense then
[15:15:30] MYTH Sengoku: Wouldn't want unwanted attention because of your power
[15:18:33] MYTH Akari: That's kind of the point of keeping it a secret. I plan on showing Misaka eventually, especially if our relationship becomes like an actual thing.
[15:19:57] MYTH Akari: No but if this gets out, there's gonna be several people in black trenchcoats aiming their powers at you. I'm very very serious about this.
[15:20:44] MYTH Sengoku: Don't worry. Since you told me beforehand, I won't share the information you just told me
[15:20:52] MYTH Akari: we use them for anonymity alongside masks but it just makes me practically impenetrable.
[15:21:26] MYTH Sengoku: I work under Acera for the time being so...
[15:21:45] MYTH Akari: except for stuff like electricity although apparently I can cancel that if I apply my powers. So I guess it's matter manipulation but only with cancelling.
[15:22:43] MYTH Akari: Who's acera? I haven't gone near their house since Misaka said fights break out regularly
[15:23:50] MYTH Sengoku: You don't know Acera?
[15:23:56] MYTH Akari: Nope.
[15:24:04] MYTH Akari: Weird name, but cute enough.
[15:25:04] MYTH Sengoku: Huh...that's odd. Usually, she's the first person you'd go to for league related stuff, but whatever. She's my boss and the Steel leader. She's really nice.
[15:25:10] MYTH Akari: Oooh I forgot to mention that I do modelling b/c I'm pretty ofc but if I didn't I'd probably be in school doing w/ever dad wanted and that's super lame.
[15:25:31] MYTH Akari: See, when I hear "really nice" I get suspicious
[15:25:43] MYTH Sengoku: She's...a tough person to say the least
[15:25:47] MYTH Sengoku: No pun intended of course
[15:26:16] MYTH Akari: since Misaka said her mother was the chick that invented the enhancements and the 2 girls having babies thing.
[15:26:36] MYTH Akari: and digging around told me she does human rights violations up the ass
[15:26:46] MYTH Akari: which is concerning but there's benefits I guess.
[15:27:08] MYTH Akari: and it's not like that's not half of Africa so we can let it slide!
[15:27:57] MYTH Sengoku: I haven't seen the other members since I just arrived...a few days ago, I think?
[15:28:15] MYTH Akari: I'm more surprised Misaka's a member
[15:28:18] MYTH Sengoku: I did see Acera's significant other; she's a bit...intimidating.
[15:28:40] MYTH Akari: oh right, I'm assuming she's the one with the wife.
[15:28:50] MYTH Sengoku: That's right
[15:29:20] MYTH Akari: how intimidating is she actually
[15:29:22] MYTH Sengoku: Beware of her wife though. My informant did a background check of her, and she's pretty scary.
[15:29:48] MYTH Akari: actually I'm sure misaka's met her so let me ask her while you fill me in otherwise
[15:30:49] MYTH Sengoku: So far, the only thing the informant has told me is that some unlucky guy got bodied by her wife after losing his virginity to Acera.
[15:31:13] MYTH Akari: Understandab-wait how did that happen?
[15:31:58] MYTH Akari: Misaka says she's a bit scary but apparently it's to keep Acera in line since apparently she's pretty fucking bad.
[15:32:01] MYTH Sengoku: Details weren't really disclosed to me
[15:32:24] MYTH Akari: How autistic is she
[15:32:24] MYTH Sengoku: I could ask them later, but I doubt there's much more than what he already told me about the incident.
[15:32:31] MYTH Akari: please don't tell me she's worse than misaka
[15:32:43] MYTH Akari: wait no, she tried to name a child uwu she's easily w o r se
[15:33:04] MYTH Sengoku: Haha she does have her quirks as I've heard.
[15:33:28] MYTH Akari: I wouldn't be surprised if that crazy women experimented on her children either
[15:33:38] MYTH Akari: does she have any enhancements?
[15:33:59] MYTH Sengoku: I think she does, but I've never inquired. All I've been told is not to get on her bad side.
[15:35:03] MYTH Akari: Good to know I guess.
[15:35:31] MYTH Akari: Assuming from those news reports, it has to be some kind of physical enhancement
[15:35:42] MYTH Akari: I'm sure you've heard of a kyurem being punched into a hospital
[15:36:08] MYTH Sengoku: Oh yes, that did catch some global attention back in my home city.
[15:36:34] MYTH Sengoku: Shame about that Kyurem, but I was deeply impressed on who punched it.
[15:37:04] MYTH Akari: I'd be more concerned for the hospital but apparently it flattened the ICU
[15:37:06] MYTH Sengoku: Although, coming to find out that it was Miss Acera was none too comforting for me.
[15:37:06] MYTH Akari: so it
[15:37:14] MYTH Akari: isn't like they weren't basically dead.
[15:37:29] MYTH Akari: aside from the staff
[15:38:58] MYTH Sengoku: We didn't hear much about the staff as we did the Kyurem being punched.
[15:40:30] MYTH Akari: Anything else?
[15:41:25] MYTH Sengoku: Not really; when it happened, everyone went into widespread panic so much so that many of the small details were left out
[15:41:45] MYTH Akari: I was talking about myself...
[15:42:01] MYTH Akari: But you could tell me about the staff if you're out of questions.
[15:42:09] MYTH Sengoku: Oh. Let's see...
[15:42:37] MYTH Sengoku: I'm assuming you don't know anyone else with enhancements?
[15:43:25] MYTH Sengoku: I heard there were quite a few in this organization or so my informant cautioned.
[15:43:32] MYTH Akari: No, been hearing some rumors about a task force being made to take down the "more harmful" ones
[15:43:49] MYTH Sengoku: Huh...
[15:44:08] MYTH Sengoku: Haven't heard of this before
[15:44:45] MYTH Akari: If I ever join it, blame my father needing a spy and risking his oldest daughter. He'd do something like that.
[15:44:59] MYTH Akari: Not like I'd have a problem outside of risking my life.
[15:45:29] MYTH Akari: he wouldn't know the stuff I've done and probably be worried though.
[15:46:47] MYTH Akari: It's scary how he could be so worried and yet try and pull something like that.
[15:48:02] MYTH Sengoku: He doesn't seem like the overprotective father over his daughter from what I'm hearing from you.
[15:48:45] MYTH Akari: I'm sure he feels some sort of love for me but in the end he has 8 children.
[15:50:05] MYTH Sengoku: Eight?
[15:50:14] MYTH Sengoku: Were you close with your siblings at all?
[15:50:37] MYTH Akari: some close some distant
[15:50:43] MYTH Akari: depended on their mothers
[15:51:17] MYTH Akari: In essence I never felt too loved, and grew up this way.
[15:51:40] MYTH Sengoku: Awww, I'm sorry to hear that.
[15:51:41] MYTH Akari: Ironic, considering I'm making the most when he croaks.
[15:52:54] MYTH Akari: You'd think the middle children would get ignored, but that's when he had his first sons
[15:53:09] MYTH Akari: after 3 girls, I can bet he was elated.
[15:54:40] MYTH Sengoku: To think your father had 8 children though...
[15:54:54] • MYTH Akari shrugs
[15:55:05] MYTH Akari: mistresses, man.
[15:55:22] MYTH Akari: I don't like cheating as a result, naturally.
[15:55:50] MYTH Akari: Perhaps I want children so I can show my father what a loving family looks like.
[15:56:18] MYTH Sengoku: That's admirable of you.
[15:56:32] MYTH Sengoku: "Akari: The Paragon of a Loving Mother"
[15:56:56] MYTH Sengoku: A perfect title for an article on the newspaper
[15:56:58] MYTH Akari: I'd say it's selfish, you'd normally want children for more noble reasons and not to be petty.
[16:09:52] MYTH Akari: what do you think~
[16:10:07] MYTH Sengoku: I still think that's pretty noble of you.
[16:12:04] MYTH Akari: Interesting, most people tried arguing with me. I do believe with the right person, I'll be a good mother at the very least, so confidence isn't an issue~
[16:20:19] MYTH Akari: I know I'd be a bit too serious though, which isn't bad~
[16:29:18] MYTH Akari: So, what do you got on the staff?
[16:31:03] MYTH Sengoku: Let's see...
[16:31:12] • MYTH Sengoku looks through his notebook
[16:31:32] MYTH Sengoku: There's that Dark leader who lost his virginity and got sent to the hospital 5 times
[16:32:00] MYTH Sengoku: I'm sure you can guess who was responsible for that act.
[16:33:03] MYTH Sengoku: Ummm....there's the pop-star Kanon Shirayuki. Heard she's got some kids and has a close relationship with someone else in the league.
[16:34:59] MYTH Akari: Oh I heard about that, apparently that was a spin off of karen taking the kids.
[16:35:10] MYTH Sengoku: Oh! Here's someone interesting. My informant is really wary of talking about it. "Risa Amarante: Threat Level 100; Avoid at all costs." I've heard she's got some power; killed some zombie butler guy that was supposed to step in for the Dark leader while in the hospital.
[16:35:57] MYTH Sengoku: I...would be careful around her as they told me that she's super dangerous when provoked.
[16:36:08] MYTH Akari: er how dangerous?
[16:36:13] MYTH Akari: if she
[16:36:33] MYTH Akari: has some sort of manipulation ability then I get the idea but if it's bullets then it's w/ever
[16:37:50] MYTH Sengoku: Not sure; I've only been here for a few days so I haven't really had a chance to ask.
[16:38:17] MYTH Akari: I'll see eventually
[16:38:26] MYTH Sengoku: Anyways, there's this girl who's the Ghost leader who dresses like a maid. Apparently, she lives with the dangerous woman and runs a bakery with her.
[16:39:10] MYTH Akari: misaka said she actually is a maid
[16:39:13] MYTH Sengoku: Then of course, there's the Ice leader who also got bodied by someone in the league. Possibly Kyurem's owner.
[16:39:31] MYTH Sengoku: Oh, she is? I'll just update my information real fast then.
[16:39:45] MYTH Akari: also that acera girl has some perv sister too
[16:39:57] MYTH Akari: I'll stay far away from any sources of stds tyvm
[16:40:12] MYTH Sengoku: Oh, that must be Lisa. Yeah, Lisa. Stay away from her at all costs.
[16:40:26] MYTH Sengoku: I've heard she's done some crazy shit.
[16:41:18] MYTH Akari: alright
[16:41:22] MYTH Akari: anything else
[16:41:39] MYTH Sengoku: Aside from that, there's Bear Grylls reincarnated aka Arthur, the Water Gym Leader. He's a major ladiesman and wants to get laid several times over. Stay away from his also as a psa to all women everywhere.
[16:42:20] MYTH Sengoku: Courtesy of your reporter, Roy~
[16:42:39] MYTH Akari: I'll pass that onto Misaka who's in the middle of eating food next to me.
[16:43:14] MYTH Sengoku: Moving on, there's a doctor, but he's more like a drug dealer or so I've heard. His name is Linus.
[16:43:49] MYTH Sengoku: I don't know what to make of him to be honest. He seems nice when he isn't trying to cure you with his questionable treatments.
[16:46:39] MYTH Sengoku: There's also some dangerous girl named Lilith, a model named Sora, and Clara is the ringleader.
[16:46:57] MYTH Sengoku: That's all the information I was able to obtain. I don't know much else about the other leaders.
[16:59:02] MYTH Akari: hmmm
[16:59:22] MYTH Akari: what do you mean by ring leader?
[17:01:19] MYTH Sengoku: She's not bound by any type so I'm led to believe that she's the champion of the league
[17:05:06] MYTH Akari: ahh
[17:11:16] MYTH Akari: oh misaka fell asleep and is cuddling me
[17:11:17] MYTH Akari: nb
[17:22:02] MYTH Akari: It's a lil bit of a shame she won't see my actual hair color for a while.
[17:39:20] MYTH Akari: It's a really nice color though :D
[18:08:28] MYTH Akari: Ok see I called her adorable but now she's woken up
[18:08:29] MYTH Akari: Help.
[18:10:42] MYTH Sengoku: I wish I knew how
[18:11:51] MYTH Akari: I want her nakeddddddddd she's so cute when she's not prim and proper :(
[18:11:58] MYTH Akari: ...Fuck I really am catching feels
[18:14:36] MYTH Akari: Help :[
[18:16:25] MYTH Sengoku: Embrace those feelings, Miss Akari
[18:21:28] MYTH Akari: I'm embarrassed to say that I'm not wearing anything under this big shirt outside of a bra because of her turning me on though....
[18:28:24] MYTH Akari: ;-;
[18:29:25] • MYTH Sengoku keeps egging her on to embrace her feelings
[18:29:52] MYTH Akari: I'm embracing them as best as I can if I was this wet from touching myself to her sleeping.
[18:33:53] MYTH Akari: after being up for 5 minutes then sleeping on me again, and now waking up hopefully for good now-nevermind sengoku you know what I forgot?
[18:34:05] MYTH Akari: this big dummy thinks we're getting married and she's horny
[18:34:21] MYTH Akari: I'm not ready for this
[18:34:34] MYTH Akari: she's noticed the stains....
[18:37:25] MYTH Sengoku: Maybe she thinks you got out of the shower?
[18:37:45] MYTH Akari: she smelled them ;-;
[18:37:51] MYTH Sengoku: Well then....
[18:38:38] MYTH Sengoku: I have to go and meet with the other news anchors for the reports today even if they are pretty pretentious and insufferable.
[18:38:50] MYTH Sengoku: This is Sengoku signing off. Have a wonderful day~