Megamind fucs TEH ONCELER inside his COKCLE and then THE ONCELER GIVES BIRTH TO KARKAT OUT OF HIS DICKHOLE AND THEN KARKAT VOMITS OUT HIS TWIN BROTHER DAVE. karkat get  pregnant with seven kids and the weight of his mpreg stomach breaks his dick. His twin brother Dave says “oh not lemme fix that for u -lenny face-” and then uses duct tape to fix karkat’s broken penis and then karkat gives birth by laying the fetus eggs into dave’s mouth and dave chokes on the baby eggs and died. Karkat mourned the loss of his twin human brother and then died too. But they came back as ghosts and karkat was still mpreg.Karkat was cursed to be forever mpreg with seven children and his dick was still broken, he scramed “HALP! I BIT OFF MY DICK!” but no one could hear him bc he’s a ghost now. Guy Fieri can hear him though because hes a ghost whisperer so hes like “oh shit. Karkat bit his dick off.” So then guy fieffetiri is like “i gotta help him” and shoots himself in the head to become a ghost and then he meets ghost mpreg karkat with a broken dick and is like “fuck i dont know how to fix this actually” and then he just takes karkat to flavour town and karkat is mpreg with seven MORE children. But dave is like no we gotta fix this broken dick somehow so hes like okay lets go fucking murder a doctor. Or a surgeon or some shit. So ghost mpreg karkat, who is pregnant with fourteen kids now, ghost dave and ghost guy firfifieri go to a hospital and kill a doctor and the doctor becomes a ghost and the doctor is like “i cant fucking treat ghosts dumbass what the fuck” and dave is like shit but he bit his dick off tho and the doctor is like “fuck shit okay oh god shit alright” and then he sucked karkat’s dick but acidentally swallowed the rest of it and now karkat doesnt have a penis and yelled “mY DICK FELL OFF” and now karkat is a woman. Suddenly the world doesnt feel so bad because karkat isnt mpreg anymore and is technically just regular preg. Except karkat is still suffering because he is pregnant with fourteen fucking kids. Hm. anyways megamind who originally offered the seed that birthed karkat came along and was like “fuck my son is a woman now but i still love and support him” and then magically touches all the ghosts with the tip of his dick while holding the onceler’s hand and brought everyone back to life with the power of love and then karkat suddenly shat out all fourteen of his kids simultaneously and dave is like “wahck.”  so all these premature little fuckers are just covered in shit now? Huh? Just a bunch of shitty kids? On the floor? On the fucking floor?yeah basically. The sights fucking revolting and everyone vomits in unison the babies giggle and make vomit angels. The babies are also trolls somehow even though everyone else in the group is human but theyre little grey fuckers with horns and theyre just squirming around making vomit angels covered in shit. Karkat begins bleeding out of his anus bc he just shat out fourteen fuckers with sharp horns and one of them is a shark somehow? The shark one is like “bitch im hungry” and just starts biting the shit out of their sibling with their fully grown adult shark fucking teeth. The shark eats all of his siblings and karkat must raise his one shark son now while permanently in a wheel chair from shitting out several kids. The shark kid grows up and becomes shark boy. You know, like from sharkboy and lava girl. Basically looks like uhhhh fuckuing uhhhhhh whats the guys name, Jacob from Twilight. Anyway. Yeah. he grows up and becomes TAYLOR LAUTNER and also sharkboy and ends up meeting the dream boy or whatever. And they fuck. Lava girl mpregs sharkboy (oh shit plot twist) and dream boy. Then Linus comes along is like “what if i wanna be mpreg too” and fucks one of his bully friends except the friend ends up mpreg not Linus. Linus keeps trying to get mpreg but all he ends up doing is making others mpreg and he cries and becomes a villain with lots of kids and responsibiltahs. He turns into uhhh fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh George Lopez robot guy and runs away to avoid paying child support or having to change shitty diapers. So all of Linu’s mpreg bully friends morph into one huge mpreg fucker and decide that they want to poly marry Karkat and Dave so they can raise their shitty kids together. And Shark boy is still pregnant and is liek what the fuck. Shark boy (PLOT TWIST) turns out not to be mpreg all along and actually just had a lot of lava girl’s cum inside of him that he had to shit out but as he was shitting out the cum (PLOT TWIST) he yelled “OH BABY A TRIPLE” and shat out three kids. Shark boy was still a fucking shark and also ate all of his siblings and he doesnt wanna deal with three kids so he takes two of the shit and blood covered triplets and pops them in his mouth. Lava girl walks in on him eating the baby and screams “WHAHTH THE FUCKIGN NUGTETS???” AND THEN VORES HIM WITH HER COCK AND HE MELTS INSIDE HER BALLS. And then her cock burps and she takes care of the one child left. TYhat one child? Grew uop to be Albert Eintstein. And that was the history of Albert Einstein’s childhood.