Unforeseen Consequences - For chaos!

“So! Now that we’re on the same frequency and you guys have your… extra limbs back, we can all agree that I got a pretty cool plan there, huh?”
>Cool? Cool?! Dude, it was awesome! Look at Luna and Celestia! We totally left them speechless!
>Of course we did! What did you expect?! We just parroted everything the dork told us about chaos, and harmony, and balance, and all of that stuff almost word by word!
>Well, yeah… but it sounded so much better when it came from our sexy mouth! Oh yeah! There was something I wanted to ask you!
>Shoot.
>Why did you brought us back to their crappy office?! Do you want to get shocked again?!
>Not gonna happen, dude. Not when Luna and Celestia are in our side and we have Starlight distracting Accord. So stop worrying and shut up! Luna is about to speak!

>“Eris, both of us are very grateful for what you have done tonight. Had not been for your actions, Celestia and I would still be under that spell.However, we cannot execute this plan, not in its current form at least.”
“Awww, shucks! You don’t gotta mention it! It was just cute little me… WHAT?! Oh, come on! My plan is perfect!”
>Oh, look! Celestia just teamed up with her sister. How… typical.
>“It is a very sound plan, I won’t deny you that, Eris. The problem here, is that we need to take Accord down first. Otherwise he will just use the elements and reset everything back to square-one. Besides, I recall Accord mentioning something about wanting to “hire” a certain friend of yours. I don’t want to pry but… maybe you would want to sort out that tiny problem first?”
“Meh! My little sidekick may look like a scaredy-cat, but trust me, she can hold her own… I think… Ugh! Fiiiine! We kick Accord’s butt first and then we do the rest! I just hope Starlight didn’t get tired of all this and ditched me. ‘Cuz then I would kick her little…”
>*KRAKOOM*
>DUDE! WHAT THE HAY?! WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSSION?!

>How the heck am I supposed to know that?! I ain’t a clairvoyant, y’know?!
>M-Maybe some of their machines blew up? Y’know, somepony down there screwed up and now the janitors have to bring a whole lotta bags to clean a buncha tiny pony bits.
>Stop filling my head with creepy things! That ain’t what happened at all! Not when the explosion came from upstairs!
>*DING DONG* *Don’t worry ma lads, this is juist a small incident relatit tae an employee’s contract. Nothin more. Oh, an security, please brin me the mare as soon as possible * *DING DONG*
>This was totally Motley’s fault, right?
>Of course it was, you idiot! Everypony could’ve deduced that! Heck, even our cute princesses think the same!
>Why do you say that?
>’Cuz Celestia is looking at us with a smug grin that would make the dork blush!

>“I think your little friend got tired of waiting for you. So, what do you say if we catch up with her and see how her interview with Accord went?”
>OH! THIS IS TIME FOR CRAZY ERIS TO TAKE CONTROL!
>No! This ain’t the…
>TOO LATE!
“You ask it, you get it, sister!”
>Tee-hee! What did you think of the super cool three-pony go-kart I just created! Isn’t it awesome?!
>I like the black painting and flaming skulls, but more than anything else, I LOVE how confused Luna and Celestia are.
>“Luna, I don’t want to worry you, but I’m starting to believe that Eris might have a few screws loose.”
>I know! Is like they’re just starting to realize that we’re absolute insane!
>I’m not… ugh, who am I kidding? Only a crazy mare would be friends with another voice in her head.

>Tee-hee! And guess what?! I’m still in control!
>“I am more worried about how long it took you to realize that fact, Celie. But at this point, Eris’ insanity is exactly what we need to save Equestria.”
“That’s right sister! Now keep your legs and wings inside the cart at all times! Or don’t, who cares?! You’re inside Eris’ wild ride now! The only rule we have here is the rule of cool!”
>Y’know I like freaking out princesses as much as the other guy, but… I’m almost afraid to make the question… why use the kart when we can just teleport?
>Who says we can’t do both?! I just wanted to get outta this lame office and what better way to do it but with the Eris way?!
>You got a point there… gosh, you actually got a point there… creepy. A’ight, just don’t go too stupid with it. Remember that we gotta stop at… uh… well, wherever the heck Starlight has taken her whiny butt to.
>Yeah! I know that! Just buckle up ‘cuz here we go!
>*KABOOM*

>Well done, Eris! That little stunt managed to put the princesses outta commission for a little while!
>I know, right! I wanted a couple minutes of… Hold on there! A’int you gonna say a thing about how it was stupid to blow up the office or some lame-o stuff?
>Nah! You’re still stupid but that was legit useful. ‘Sides, seeing the mighty princesses puking their guts out is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.
>D’awww! Look at Luna! Even when she went green and has puke all over muzzle she’s still trying to be all regal! “Eris… I am afraid that Celie and I still need to… re-adjust to teleporting. You shall be in charge until… urp!... until we regain our senses! BLERGH!”
>Oooh! I didn’t know you could puke a whole beagle like that!
>Meh! It’s their fault! Princesses got too used to use their freaky long legs to move around instead of magic.
>Who cares about that tho?! I wanna know where the heck we landed this time!
>Well, my blind and stupid self, if you actually look around, you’d know that we’re in some sort of dank warehouse.

>A what?
>Y’know the things where ponies store packed stuff. C’mon dude, we even worked at a couple those in our previous life.
>Don’t remind me. Those stupid night-shifts almost killed us from boredom!
>This one doesn’t seem like it has been used in a really long time tho. There are cobwebs everywhere, the boxes are all rotten and the shelves are rustier than the old man’s manners.
>Then why in the heck did we land here?! Ooooh! I know! You messed with my spell, dontcha?!
>Yup! And it totally worked!
>Really?! ‘Cuz I don’t see Motley anywhere in here.
>Just wait for it! Waaaaait for it!
>“HALT! IN THE NAME OF ORDER!”
>“Eat my dust! I’m not going back to jail!”
>Oh, I see! We were waiting on Starlight to enter the warehouse! Genius!
>Mhm! But that’s all! Just lay our sexy eyes on what she brought with her!

>Eww! Look at those guys! A buncha griffons dressed with cheesy red vests and yellow caps?! Who the heck hires security guards so un-sexy?!
>Accord or the brats, or maybe both. Who cares about those five weirdos when Starlight has the elements of harmony with her?!
>The elements? What you’re talking about, dude? The only thing Motley is carrying is that huge control-remote that the brats had.
>Gosh! How stupid can you get?! Look harder for chaos’ sake! That control has the elements of harmony encrusted all over it!
>Oh, yeah! Now I remember! The brats gave us those electric shocks with that thing, right?!
>Yes! That’s why we didn’t get shocked after you blew out the princesses’ office! ‘Cuz Starlight managed to ruse the three-stooges!
>The absolute madmare! Sucks for her that she just got cornered by the un-sexy squad tho. This could’ve been a great episode for the show.
>“Give up, pony! You have nowhere to go except to the re-educational center!”

>It’s a good thing that Starlight already noticed we’re here then. We don’t want her to do anything stupid… yet.
>Then why is she still looking scared?
>’Cuz she’s just playing around with these mofos!
>Ooooh! Clever girl!
>“Calm down guys! N-No need to do anything brash… or violent here! M-Maybe we talk about this like adults… or maybe I can give you some bits to go away?”
>A’ight! Starlight gave her piece, now is time for us to give ours… and you better know what this means.
>We’re gonna chaos their butts up, right?
>Of course! But this time, I’m the one who’s gonna be in control. So sit back and watch how a true professional in chaos does her job!
>Better hurry then, ‘cuz those guys are about to tear Motley into itty-bitty pony pieces.
>Not yet!

>“Your money is no good here, pony. Not when Accord may give us a raise of 2% for your capture!”
>A’ight, they showed their claws! Time for chaos, baby!
>Yaaaaaay! Wait… why are you transforming the warehouse into a twisted carnival? I like the style and all but, everything is happening BEHIND them! What’s the point of chaos if ponies can’t see it?
>And you say you’re part of me?! Please, dude! This is what us professionals call build-up! ‘Sides, I wanted to give Starlight to look cool.
>Oh yeah?! Then how comes that Motley hasn’t started to shoot magic like a cowgirl?! The only thing she’s doing right now is smirking!
>Exactly! Now Starlight only needs to tie up the deal!
>“That’s too bad. I really didn’t want innocent creatures to get harmed, but oh well! You can’t really say that I didn’t give you an option. Hit ‘em up, Eris!”
“Tee-hee! Oh, Motley! I thought you would never say it!”

>HAH! Did you see that?! Those poor guys didn’t even see what the heck happened!
>And now they can see the whole show! ‘Cause, y’know, they’re the show now and… ugh! I don’t really have a good one-liner for this one.
>Oh, come on! Y’know we need one-liners! That’s how you tie-up something as cool as this!
>I know! But a buncha griffons being forced to do the whole Live-Aid concert from ’85 ain’t exactly good writing material.
“DO THEY KNOW IS CHAOS TIME?!”
>Gosh darn it! That sounded like something the dork would say!
>Pffft! Yeah, but is better than not doing anything at all. You should be glad that you have me!
>Yeah, having an insane voice in your head that never shuts up is so cool. Sure, and our old-man is the coolest dude in Equestria.
>I bet he would come up with a cool one-liner. Unlike somepony I share a brain with.
>Whatever, dude, let’s check-up on Starlight. I’m dying to see how in Equestria she managed to steal the elements from Accord.
“I see you got a sexy new accessory with you, and it looks quite expensive too. You simply gotta tell me, where did you buy it?”

>“What? Eris, I haven’t used accessories since I was on my teens and had that… Oh! You are talking about this thing? Well, the Anons never let their eyes out of it. Figured out it was something worth stealing.”
“Nice thinking there, Motley! Just answer me a lil’ question that is not letting me sleep…”
>Whoa, dude, what the hay are you doing?! Why did you suddenly chained Motley outta the blue?!
>“Eris! Mph! What in Equestria are you thinking?!”
>Yeah, dude! Not even I would backstab somepony like that, and I’m the crazy side of us!

>Shut up!
“A couple things, actually! Pray tell, Motley, how comes that a little unicorn like you not only made the Anons look like suckers, but also managed to escape from a draconequus? Accord is stupid, but he’s not a lil’ wimp! So you better spit out the truth before I turn you into pony brochettes!”
>Was the lava pit filled with laser lava sharks necessary? I don’t like going full Bond villain, y’know?
>It totally is. This is the only way to know if this Starlight is the real deal or just a faker.
>I dunno, dude… Motley looks super angry right now.

>“Are you kidding me?! ERIS, PULL ME OUT OF THIS THING RIGHT NOW!”
“Tick-Tock, Motley. If I were you, I would start talking before getting the nastiest tan in the history of Equestria.”
>I didn’t know that ponies could sweat enough to fill a bucket, but here is Motley teaching us that anything is possible in Equestria.
>“I told Accord about how I used to run my town. He was thrilled and even those brats fell for my lies when I told them what the best way to weed-out traitors is! Then I took the elements when they weren’t looking and used them to escape! I swear on my kites collection that’s what happened!”
“I guess it sounds legit… no wait, it totally doesn’t! Tell me how you used the elements or I drop you into the lava!”
>“You think on what you want to happen and press the button!”
“So! If I want to, say, give myself a good shock, I only need to keep that in my cute head and press the big red button, right?”

>“YES! THAT’S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS! OH, SWEET CELESTIA, PLEASE JUST PUT ME ON THE GROUND!”
“Not yet! I still gotta test if what you say is truuuaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
>Dude… why?
>I dunno what I was thinking… but hey! Now we can be sure that Starlight is saying the truth right?
>Yeah… so, are you gonna pull the whole villain-shtick away or…?
>What? Oh, yeah! I almost forgot about it! There we go! Lava pit is gone and Starlight looks as good as new!
>Except she’s angry… but guess that’s her natural state by now?
“Hey, Motley…!”
>“Don’t say anything! Just… don’t! After everything I had to gone through, you come and pull this on me?! That’s it! After all of this is over, I will…! I will… ugh… I’m not even sure if this will ever be over”

“What are you talking about, Motley?! Of course it will! We have the elements and the princesses with us. What can stop us now?”
>“I was talking about my life, but… Don’t you think that the Princesses look a little too sick for doing any convincing?”
“Yep, but hey, I don’t really care! They are your problem now! I’m off to face Accord and his snotty brats!”
>D’awww! Just look at how worried Motley got!
>“Eris, I don’t really think that’s the best idea. You said it yourself, Accord’s power is nothing to sneeze at. I know this is going to sound crazy, but wouldn’t be better to fight Accord with the help of some other powerful beings? I don’t know, maybe we can find a couple alicorns who can control the day and the night. Like the ones behind you?!”
“If those two were our princesses, sure, Why not? I would even charge ponies to see the biggest match since forever, but the problem is, those two have drank Accord’s Kool-Aid for so long that they forgot everything about magic. I mean, I’m no expert, but I’d say that if they are still puking their guts out after a simple teleport then they ain’t ready to take on a heavy-weight champ like a draconequus.”

>“Geez! I thought you made them to literally vomit all of Accord’s brainwash, but if they’re like this after a simple spell… Alright, Eris. You go and do your thing and I will help the Princesses to make everypony sane again”
“It’s a plan then! Oh, and I think you’ll need this thing more than me”
>I’m getting more and more confused with this. Why did you handle Motley the elements-remote? I thought we were gonna use it to rekt Accord!
>Oh yeah, ‘cuz getting blasted by a harmony wave is what we should be planning to do. Just shut up, dude. I know what I’m doing.
>“Thanks! But… before you go… I don’t suppose that you can make them feel better? It would make my job much easier.”
“Motley, please, I’m a spirit of chaos. I don’t fix stuff, I twist them. Even if I wanted to, my magic would only make our green princesses to get even greenier”

>“Good point... I guess I will have to think on a good spell to stop their nausea. Okay, Eris, good luck and please, don’t hold back. I want Accord and the Anons to really get what is coming to them”
“Who do you think I am? Twilight?! Of course I will go ultra-violent on them! Now, go! You have a lot of fun and chaos waiting to let it go to waste!”
>Well, dude, now it’s only us now.
>Yup! And you better be ready to bring our A-Game, ‘Cuz I want those three idiots to get in a world of pain!
>WHAT ARE WE WAITING THEN?! WE GOTTA DO THIS FOR EQUESTRIA!
>AND FOR THE CUTE PONIES!
>AND FOR THE SEXY STALLIONS!
>AND FOR THE PRANKS!
>AND FOR OUR FAMILY!
>But most importantly!
>FOR CHAOS!
>FOR CHAOS!