Cafde's Quest for Satisfaction

cafdes quest for satisfaction

Cafde woke up late as usual. "Good morning Michael 'Cafde' Reilver!" greeted Cafde's mom. "Shut the fuck up mom, I need my coffee first!" he exclaimed as he struck his mom across the face with his dick. Cafde then left to go to Starbucks, with Cafde Jr. still swingin' in the breeze. He lives in rainbow ride from SM64. After triple jump wallkicking into Starbucks, Cafde goes up to the waitress. "I'll have the usual, bitch" The waitress brings out a triple extra small french vanilla cappucino with extra cream and sugar with a twisty straw. "Thanks" said cafde, who took the coffee and splashed it in the woman's face. She proceeded to lay down and let cafde lick it off of her face.

After returning home, Cafde's mom greeted Cafde again "Welcome home, Cafde! Get any world records today?" Cafde rewrote his life and took a sip off coffee "Yes, but im not satisfied" said the coffee. "I concur" said cafde as he slapped his mother in the dick with his face.

Cafde then sat in the middle of a forest contemplating about life, like Shadow the Hedgehog. "Gee, it would be nice if I could be satisfied with something I did" Suddenly Cafde was teleported into space 50 years ago. He met a red spunky hedgehog named Red the Hedgehog. He was superfast and cool and drank coffee. "I'm a speed runner" said red, grabbing forcefully onto Cafde's dick.

Cafde was back in Starbucks. Inside, he saw a cute girl drinking tea. Cafde sat down next to her and came up with his best pick up line. "Tea is fucking gay, coffee is way better. Wanna fuck?" They proceeded to have sex in Starbucks. Except the cute girl actually turned out to be Red the Hedgehog 50 years in the future!!!!

"OH my GAWD!!!" exclaimed Cafde. He was satisfied.

The end.