Remove Chechen (Bat Pony Roll Story)

>A loud alarm blared, and a bat pony stirred underneath the thick sheets of her bed.
>She groaned, twisting in her spot until she realized that the alarm wouldn't stop.
>Before she could throw the blanket off of her, it levitated upwards and stuck to the ceiling.
>From out of the wall, a laser shot out and disintegrated the blanket into ash.
>A loud speaker near the bat pony squacked to life.
>"MOSINA! YOU MUST GET DOWN TO MEETING ROOM, IMMEDIATELY!" it screamed, nearly deafening her.
"Alright... alright! Shut up the alarm, already. I'm coming."
>"IS EMERGENCY. THERE IS CHECHENS!"
"Chechens?!" she said, startled.
>"GET HERE, NOW."
>With that, the speakers died out, but the alarm throughout the building continued.
>Mosina jumped off the bed and did a 360 backflip, only to continue spinning in mid air until she collided with the ceiling.
"Dammit!" she said, rubbing her head, pushing off from the ceiling and towards her dresser.
"They broke the gravity thing, again."
>She took a hairband from her dresser and fitted it over her head, tying her mane into a ponytail.
>With a little push off her dresser, she floated over to the door of her room but didn't open it fast enough, smashing into it painfully.
>After a small struggle, she got the door open and floated down the hallways, towards the meeting room.

>"Mosina! Are you heading to the meeting room?" a voice called out to her right.
>A bat pony with a messy, turqoise mane greeted her.
"Yes, Speck. We must get to the room, top speed!"
>She took a pose and grabbed Speck, pushing off of her towards the meeting room at the end of the hall.
>Speck went screaming backwards, her butt colliding with Aux's face.
>Finally, Mosina entered the meeting room.
>There, a large TV screen that took up an entire wall displayed nothing but static.
>Several chairs lined the room, facing the screen.
>Mosina sat down at one of them.
>"MOSINA! IS URGENT!" the voice from before screamed from speakers by the screen.
"What's going on, General Strel-"
>"BIG CHECHEN FLEET IS APPROACHING STATION. YOU MUST MEET THEM LIKE HAMMER ON DIRTY CHECHEN GLASS SERVING SPOON."
"Affirmative!" Mosina said, throwing a salute at the staticy screen.
>Before she could get up, however, the seat she was on sprung upwards and flung her towards the ceiling.
>She slammed into the metal surface, cursing in pain.
>"AM SORRY. STATION WAS CRAFTED BY DIRTY EQUESTRIAN ZEGROES."
>Part of the ceiling above Mosina opened up, and she was sucked in through transportation tubes.
>After screaming the entire way, she was deposited into a large hangar.
>It stretched for several hundreds of feet in each direction, and many different types of space craft were parked around the entire room.
>Several bat ponies flew around the hangar, readying ships for deployment.
>Some ships were already being piloted into air locks to be sent out into space.
>However, in front of her, a spotlight shone on her one and only.

>Mosina pushed off the wall and towards the space ship.
>In large letters, a logo sat at the front of the blocky vehicle, displaying "КрAз".
>Painted underneath the logo were the words, "NO LIKE CHCHNS".
>The spaceship was very bulky for a fighter, but it definitely got the job done.
>Underneath each of the wings sprouting from its sides were a wide array of guns and missiles.
>She lifted the lid of the cockpit and entered, sitting herself down on the large seat.
>She ignited the engines, and the ship roared to life.
>She almost came instantly to the powerful throbbing of the engines.
>Some bat ponies directed her, waving glowsticks.
>However, Mosina stepped on the peddle hard, forcing her ship to ram the doors of the air lock in front of her.
>Her superior КрAз ship smashed through the dirty Zegro station walls and into the space beyond.
>Far into the distance, however, a giant fleet of beige ships approached.
>Battleships that were the size of skyscrapers slowly made their way towards the station behind her.
>A voice began to speak through her radio.
>"GO, MOSINA. FOR THE GLORY OF THE MOTHERLAND!"
"Yes!" she screamed. "Red Leader, reporting in!"

>A few other fighter ships fell into formation with the КрAз.
>"Red Specktacular, reporting in!" Speck's voice said through the radio.
>"R-red Trap, reporting in!" said the voice of Hekesuh.
>"Red Mango, reporting in!" said Echo.
>The sound of crying filled the radio for a brief moment.
>"...That would be Aux!" Echo confirmed, shortly afterwards.
>Several other bat ponies reported their presence, and the formation was complete.
"Full throttle! Let's meet these Chechens and teach them not to mess with us!"
>Mosina floored the gas and her КрAз sped forwards, traveling at 20km/s.
>Soon, the Chechen fleet was close enough for them to make out the hundreds of Chechen fighters flying around the battleships.
>A good section of them turned towards Mosina's small fleet, gathering into formations.
"Aaaaah!" Mosina screamed, slamming down on several buttons on her ship's controls.
>The gatling guns underneath the КрAзs wings ignited to life, ripping apart all Chechen ships in front of her.
>Missiles shot out, seeking more fighters and exploding against them, reducing them into metal scraps.
>Her formation broke, and all of the bat pony fighters met the Chechens in a fierce dog fight.
>Lasers collided with Mosina's ship, but the glorious armour of the КрAз proved too strong for them.
>Explosions rang from every direction, the Chechen fighters unable to best the bat ponies.
>Large turrets from the looming battleships tried to take them out, but they couldn't track the fast bat pony ships.

>"Aux is in trouble!" screamed Hekesuh through the radio.
>Quickly, Mosina tracked Aux's position and found seven bogeys on his tail.
>She drove the КрAз towards them, firing a volley of missiles.
>Four of them exploded in a glorious flare of dead Chechen fighters.
>Mosina pressed down on her machine gun's triggers, shredding another two of the fighters in half.
"I only have one missile left!" Mosina screamed.
>Aux made an indistinguishable noise on the radio.
>Something that sounded between crying and an orgasm.
>He probably was cumming buckets.
"Hold still, so I can lock onto this Chechen!" Mosina ordered.
>As the ships stabled, her ship locked onto the last fighter behind Aux.
>She fired her last missile, and watched as it exploded the Chechen.
"Yeah!" she exclaimed.
>However, a random missile came out of nowhere, streamlining towards Aux's ship.
>She could see a word printed on the length of the missile.
>It read "kill".
"Aux!" she exclaimed.
>The missile collided, and Aux's ship went up in flames, before crashing into a Chechen fighter and then into one of the battleships.
>"Aux is kill!" Speck's voice said through the radio.
"Noo!" Mosina screamed in agony.

>The battle raged on, however, and several bat pony fighters began to fall victim to the superior Chechen numbers.
>It became clear what Mosina had to do.
"Comrades! The time has come to unleash our most powerful weapon!"
>The radio remained silent.
"Those of you who want to survive should head back to the station, right now!"
>"Affirmative!" several voices responded.
>"I... we salute you, Mosina!" Echo said before departing the battle.
>Soon enough, all of the signatures of her surviving comrades began to retreat.
>Mosina, however, aimed the КрAз towards the center of the Chechen fleet.
>Making sure all of her fellow bat ponies were out of range, she sighed, closing her eyes.
>She pulled back the glass box of a red switch on her ship console, flicking it afterwards.
>The КрAз hummed, and a compartment underneath the ship opened up.
>A large bomb lowered itself.
>It was purple, and had tiny bat wings attached to it.
>Her eyes flared open, hundreds of Chechen fighters trailing her.
>With a loud cry, she slammed her hoof down on a final big, red button below the red switch.
>It read, "REMOVE CHECHEN".

>In the distance from Echo's ship, a bright light erupted.
>The entire Chechen fleet became engulfed in a ball of light.
>Echo threw a salute.