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- >You are 4PP138100M
- >It's Day seventeen since you and all the other namefags from the Flutterape thread showed up in Equestria
- >inb4 rape games, because this isn't that
- >Fluttershy nearly died of heart palpatations when she spied the numerous human males all showing up at one time
- >Many of the local mares have been very genorous, renting out rooms and giving jobs to many of you
- >You all had one thing in common
- >None of you had a place of your own
- >Houses here were not something that were bought on a whim, or even rented
- >Usually ponies inherited them through passing family members
- >None of you could just build a home, your combined incomes wouldn't even cover the raw materials for a one room apartment
- >You rented an old shed on Sweet Apple Acres from Applejack, which was cool because you were close to best pone at all times
- >She also gave you a job, so you didn't get off the farm much
- >You couldn't help but want a place of your own
- >You get up from your too-small cot, and proceed to shit and shave
- >You then head out to the spicket-shower out back
- >There was no drainage, the water just kind of seeped into the ground, never to be seen again
- >You actually got to shower without Fluttershy watching today, which was nice
- >Most days she would watch
- >It unsettled you, but you had to be clean of yesterday's dirt
- >You head over to Applejack's main barn, and find her there
- >She hasn't worked up a sweat yet, which is off because shes usually bucked over a hundred apples by this hour
- What's going on, I thought your motto was "The early bird catches the worm"?
- >"Well, usually it is, but Rainbowdash flew by a few minutes ago sayin' there was sum' sortof competition being held in town square. She said the Mayor said it was 'Humans only', so I figured we could take the mornin' off and go see what its all about"
- >Something sounds fishy here
- >But less bucking sounded like fun
- >And maybe......
- Okay, sounds fun! Do you think APplebloom would want to go?
- >"Nah, shes off with her friend Scootaloo in their treehouse"
- >Rats
- >Oh well
- >You set off towards town with Applejack
- ......
- >You are now Raritan
- >Lady Rarity has been nice enough to rent her spare room to you
- >She is the elment of genorosity after all
- >You awaken to the smell of smoke, and when you open your eyes they start to water
- >Suddenly, a fire alarm trips and your ears ring from the blaring ring
- >Panicking, you rush into the kitchen to find Sweetie Belle attempting to cook a smoking black concoction in a frying pan
- >The writefag known as Slasher Science stands next to her
- >Judging by what he wrote in the thread back on Earth, you tryed to keep him away from Sweetie Belle, and kept an eye on him in general
- >Somehow he must've gotten in this morning
- What is going on here? And what are you doing here at
- >You look at your watch
- Six in the morning?
- SB: Well, Slasher came in and I asked him if he wanted breakfeast, and he asked if we could have some sweetieswirl, and i didn't know what that was, so we-
- >You've heard enough
- Slasher, please go back to....whatever it is you and Twilight do down in that basement. Sweetie Belle, why don't we clean up before rarity wakes up?
- >Slasher takes his leave, but not before he pushes a flyer into your hands without saying a word
- >...So creepy
- >The flyer says "Fluttershy's Ultimate Human Competition! Winner wins The New House Over Near Golden Oaks Library!"
- >Your own house?!
- >You had to go check this out
- >You and Sweetie Belle finish cleaning the horrid monstrosity that might've been Sweetieswirl just as Rarity trots down the stairs
- >You ask her to accompany you to the contest, and she agrees
- >You set out, rarity to your right, Sweetie Belle to your left, and Slasher Science tailing you a good fifty feet behind
- .......
- >You are now Picklehead42
- >Some random pony with carrots on her ass let you stay with her
- >You still have yet to learn her name, as she is not pickle-related
- >You had set up a stand in Ponyville Square that sold pickles, and did reasonably good business
- >Today, you took your magical pickle jar, which had acquired awesome abilities upon arriving in Equestria, and set out on the town
- >As you waltz down the road, Fluttershy comes up to you
- >"H-Hey Picklehead42! I was just wondering if you'd...uh..wanna give me that pickle..in your pants..?
- No, silly Shutterfly, your never going to get King Pickle! But I'd be happy to sell you a regualar pickle.
- >"Oh, uh, thanks anyway! Oh, and be sure to come by town square laster for the Best Human competition!"
- >She shoves a flyer in your hands, then flys off
- >You look down, and notice first prize is a new pickle-shack!
- >You jump on into the jar and climb out in Ponyville Square
- >Looks like things are just getting started
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