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- Disclaimer: While I usually try to turn Utano's Engrish into other languages to try and keep the comedy aspect, it's impossible in this scenario. Words in [brackets] are words said in English.
- A ban on foreign languages - 1
- [Hero Club room]
- Yuu: So I thought it was lettuce for sure, but it actually turned out to be cabbage!
- Mit: Eh!? Does that actually happen? Those two are completely different even if they look a little similar.
- Tak: I can see that happening with broccoli and cauliflower, though.
- Mit: That wouldn't happen either. Ahaha.
- Uta: Heeheehee...
- Its: Utano-san, what's with you? You keep gazing at Mito-san from the shadows with a kind smile on your face.
- Uta: You see, Mii-chan is [talking] so [frankly], I'm moved. She really hit it off with the people here.
- Its: Now that you mention it, I can see that. A while ago she would occasionally use polite speech even to people of the same age.
- Uta: It's proof of how her [heart] has [opened]. And I'm [so very happy] about that! Mii-chan, great job!
- Mit: Wah, that surprised me. Utanon, what was that all of a sudden?
- Uta: I was talking about your [friendly] sight looks so [cute], [precious] and [heavenly]!
- Its: Eh? Did you say that? Precious? Heavenly?..
- Tou/Sum: ...
- Kar: Tougou, Sumi, what's with you? You keep staring at Utano from the shadows with really scary faces.
- Tou: ...Unfathomable!
- Kar: Eek!?
- Sum: I've put up with this for a long time, but I can't handle it anymore.
- Gin: Hm? What's with you two... Eek!
- Tou: Today, me and Sumi-chan will finally say a few good words to Shiratori-san!
- Uta: [What]? To me? [Okay, come on]!
- Tou/Sum: That's it!
- Nat: ...What is?
- Sum: It's wonderful that Mito-san is fitting in with everyone, but why are you getting worse, Utano-san!?
- Wak: Getting worse? Utano, are you... ill with something?
- Uta: Eh? Is that supposed to be a [joke]? I'm always [feeling good].
- Tou/Sum: This is what we're talking about!
- Nat: ...Again, what exactly?
- Sek: Alrighty, Natsume-san, it's dangerous here, so let's go over there.
- Tou: Shiratori-san. I've been meaning to ask you this for a while: why do you use so many English words?
- Uta: Ah, well that's because I'm American.
- Tou/Sum: Whaaaaa!?
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