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Hanayui no Shou 20-1E

Jan 24th, 2019
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  1. Disclaimer: While I usually try to turn Utano's Engrish into other languages to try and keep the comedy aspect, it's impossible in this scenario. Words in [brackets] are words said in English.
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  3. A ban on foreign languages - 1
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  5. [Hero Club room]
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  7. Yuu: So I thought it was lettuce for sure, but it actually turned out to be cabbage!
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  9. Mit: Eh!? Does that actually happen? Those two are completely different even if they look a little similar.
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  11. Tak: I can see that happening with broccoli and cauliflower, though.
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  13. Mit: That wouldn't happen either. Ahaha.
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  15. Uta: Heeheehee...
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  17. Its: Utano-san, what's with you? You keep gazing at Mito-san from the shadows with a kind smile on your face.
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  19. Uta: You see, Mii-chan is [talking] so [frankly], I'm moved. She really hit it off with the people here.
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  21. Its: Now that you mention it, I can see that. A while ago she would occasionally use polite speech even to people of the same age.
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  23. Uta: It's proof of how her [heart] has [opened]. And I'm [so very happy] about that! Mii-chan, great job!
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  25. Mit: Wah, that surprised me. Utanon, what was that all of a sudden?
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  27. Uta: I was talking about your [friendly] sight looks so [cute], [precious] and [heavenly]!
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  29. Its: Eh? Did you say that? Precious? Heavenly?..
  30.  
  31. Tou/Sum: ...
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  33. Kar: Tougou, Sumi, what's with you? You keep staring at Utano from the shadows with really scary faces.
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  35. Tou: ...Unfathomable!
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  37. Kar: Eek!?
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  39. Sum: I've put up with this for a long time, but I can't handle it anymore.
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  41. Gin: Hm? What's with you two... Eek!
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  43. Tou: Today, me and Sumi-chan will finally say a few good words to Shiratori-san!
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  45. Uta: [What]? To me? [Okay, come on]!
  46.  
  47. Tou/Sum: That's it!
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  49. Nat: ...What is?
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  51. Sum: It's wonderful that Mito-san is fitting in with everyone, but why are you getting worse, Utano-san!?
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  53. Wak: Getting worse? Utano, are you... ill with something?
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  55. Uta: Eh? Is that supposed to be a [joke]? I'm always [feeling good].
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  57. Tou/Sum: This is what we're talking about!
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  59. Nat: ...Again, what exactly?
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  61. Sek: Alrighty, Natsume-san, it's dangerous here, so let's go over there.
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  63. Tou: Shiratori-san. I've been meaning to ask you this for a while: why do you use so many English words?
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  65. Uta: Ah, well that's because I'm American.
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  67. Tou/Sum: Whaaaaa!?
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