Unique XP awards you've earned:
800  Edith's dolly               Returned Edith's dolly to her.
750  crack bomber                Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
650  oil baron                   Refined and sold some gasoline from the refinery.
600  matter compiler             Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
550  Scrap Heap                  Turned the Scrap Golem into a heaping pile of junk.
500  yeti babysitter             Babies of any species are just as annoying. Good job, though.
500  Tentacular                  Was it worth it? Really?
500  holy hand grenade           That rabbit's dynamite!
500  brundlechud                 Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
500  electrical engineer         Restored power to the Slagtown subway station.
500  shoggoth tunnels            Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
500  agnes' secret               Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
500  bad lieutenant              Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
500  gun dealer                  Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.
450  null's salvation            Destroyed all the Shoggoth spawn for Null.
450  WOPR                        Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game.
400  siege survivor              Survived the assault on Precinct 13.
400  nodachi                     Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
350  apotheosis                  Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
350  egg harvest                 Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
300  talkradio                   Killed the insane racist talk radio host.
250  cousteau                    Explored the abandoned sealab.
200  munitions supply            Supplied with munitions by Null.
200  Usagi Yojimbo               The rabbit died. And dropped a hosaka daikatana.
200  belly of the beast          Wading through a horde of the undead.
200  furnace                     Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
200  chudhuntin'                 Killed a lotta chuds. Sold the meat.
150  intern                      Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
150  Roshi                       Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
150  charnold                    Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
150  orphan hunter               Killed a hundred diseased orphans for the Gein Foundation.
125  hitler                      Found the final solution to the criminal problem.
100  airlocked                   Died in the frigid hell of hard vacuum.
100  Rashomon                    Returned Ghost Dog's paperback.
100  demon killer                Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
100  moonshiner                  Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
75   Father Flannigan            Gave some orphans a reason to live.
50   heathkit                    Made a stoner's life a little easier. Good job, I guess?
50   drug dealer                 First one's free, kid!
50   dreams of before            Was it all just a dream?
You've had 40/109 unique experiences, for 13150/41040 XP.
You probably have others too! Check out 'achievements', 'travels', and 'kills'.
kills
Unique XP awards you've earned:
400  murdered a player clone     Aren't we all just clones?
400  slaughtered a controller    Found a controller and slaughtered it.
400  killed a stalker zombie     Found a stalker zombie and killed it.
400  slew a rock turtle          Cowabunga!
400  junked a junker             Worth five cents at your local recycling center!
400  slaughtered a large stormfr Mega Sore-Ass
400  neutralized an adult dino   Tyranosaurus Reich
400  defeated a giant ant guard  Overpowered the ant queen's guards.
400  executed a tortuga corsair  Found a tortuga corsair and executed it.
400  slew a karnivore senior     Found a karnivore senior and slew it.
400  neutralized a mutant footba Found a mutant footballer and neutralized it.
400  wasted a hister beetle      Found a hister beetle and wasted it.
400  neutralized a sky pirate gu He was no Vyse.
400  dispatched a sky pirate eli Drachma would be proud.
400  smashed a silicate treeman  From life to loess.
400  slew an ashbeast            Found an ashbeast and slew it.
400  slaughtered a raider boss   Found a raider boss and slaughtered it.
400  dispatched a mutant firefig Found a mutant firefighter and dispatched it.
400  neutralized a mold beast    Found a mold beast and neutralized it.
400  slew an arachnotron         Shot at an arachnotron until it died.
400  murdered a karnivore punk   FUKKED WIT DA KARNOVORES
400  slew a mutant bootlegger    Found a mutant bootlegger and slew it.
400  murdered an ice yeti        Found an ice yeti and murdered it.
400  executed an arachno queen   Found an arachno queen and executed it.
400  offed a jigsurgeon          Found a jigsurgeon and offed it.
400  banished a Great Old One    Purged an ancient and evil entity from this plane.
400  chopped a treeman           Tore down a treeman. TIMBER!
400  offed a nullianac           Found a nullianac and offed it.
400  offed a mall boomer zombie  Found a mall boomer zombie and offed it.
350  neutralized a drilliac      Found a drilliac and neutralized it.
350  offed a grindroid           Found a grindroid and offed it.
350  slaughtered a toxic freak   Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it.
320  killed a grizzly            Found a grizzly and killed it.
320  wasted a glass tree         Found a glass tree and wasted it.
300  slew a tentacle raper       In porn, this would be impossible before it had its way with you.
300  killed a basilisk           Monster.
280  neutralized a tentacle spaw Found a tentacle spawn and neutralized it.
280  offed a macromite           Found a macromite and offed it.
270  murdered a deep one         Dagon will not be pleased with you.
250  executed a hepcat           So hip, daddy-o.
250  wasted a phagelab zombie    You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, thriller
240  executed an adolescent dino Found an adolescent dino and executed it.
240  slaughtered a freak citizen Found a freak citizen and slaughtered it.
240  slaughtered an invading roc Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it.
240  dispatched a rock leech     Found a rock leech and dispatched it.
240  wasted a boomer zombie      Found a boomer zombie and wasted it.
225  slew a shoggoth spawn       Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it.
220  dispatched a satanist nun
200  exorcized an apparition     Found an apparition and murdered it.
200  scrapped a scrapbot         Think of it as recycling.
200  neutralized a romper        Found a romper and neutralized it.
200  slew a tankboy              Found a tankboy and slew it.
200  slaughtered a yeti          Found a yeti and slaughtered it.
200  neutralized an arachno      Found an arachno and neutralized it.
200  slew a war veteran          Found a war veteran and slew it.
200  offed a lobstrosity         You're gonna need a LOT of butter.
200  executed a crocodile        Found a crocodile and executed it.
200  killed a necropolis zombie  Found a necropolis zombie and killed it.
200  chopped a chutney           Killed a chutney. Ya bleedin' birk.
160  offed an otaku miniboss     Found an otaku miniboss and offed it.
160  murdered a necropolis treas Found a necropolis treasure hunter and murdered it.
160  dispatched an angry soda ma That fucking soda machine had it coming.
160  murdered a giant cave spide AHHHHH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS
160  neutralized a spammer       Your quest for perfect hair must go on.
160  snuffed a crackfiend        Found a crackfiend and snuffed it.
150  killed a giant rat          Found a giant rat - projects - Apartment 318 - #5751 and killed it.
150  dispatched a mime           Found a mime and dispatched it.
150  exorcised a poltergeist     An invisible man, sleeping in your bed
150  neutralized a deep zombie   Found a deep zombie and neutralized it.
150  slaughtered an armordillo   Found an armordillo and slaughtered it.
150  executed a bully            Found a bully and executed it.
120  dispatched a sailor         Found a sailor and dispatched it.
120  executed an island native   Found an island native and executed it.
120  slaughtered a giant rat     Found a giant rat - projects - Apartment 210 and slaughtered it.
120  murdered a giant rat        Found a giant rat - projects - Apartment 305 - #5849 and murdered it.
120  slaughtered a nippoacolyte  Found a nippoacolyte and slaughtered it.
120  neutralized a giant rat     Found a giant rat - projects - Parking Garage - #1266 and neutralized it.
120  murdered a racist           I'll getcha neegras!
120  killed a mall zombie        Found a mall zombie and killed it.
120  murdered an alligator       Found an alligator and murdered it.
120  executed a zombie           'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night...
120  offed a redneck             It puts the lotion on its skin.
110  murdered a nippoinitiate    Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it.
100  gibbed a turkey             Just like the pilgrims did.
100  snuffed a mutant shark      Jawsome!
100  wasted an assaulting gangla Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it.
100  executed a DeadBot          Found a DeadBot and executed it.
100  snuffed a large rat         Found a large rat - projects - Indoor/Outdoor and snuffed it.
100  offed a large rat           Found a large rat - projects - Indoor and offed it.
100  slew a large rat            Found a large rat - basement and slew it.
100  neutralized a vampire bat   Found a vampire bat and neutralized it.
100  dispatched a chuman guard   Found a chuman guard and dispatched it.
100  offed a mountain pass bandi Found a mountain pass bandit and offed it.
100  wasted a radscorpion        Found a radscorpion and wasted it.
100  slew an ITLAPD pirate       Sent an ITLAPD pirate to Davy Jones' Locker.
100  dispatched a sea chud       Beware the wrath of Grath!
100  wasted a red chud           It's like a chud. Only red.
100  dispatched an otaku kid     WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?
100  offed a porcuswine          Found a porcuswine and offed it.
100  murdered a tusker           Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog.
100  slew a babymomma            You dun tuk her bebby away!
100  offed a beefalo             Mmmmm.... ribwich.
100  slaughtered a chobo         No sigrits for him!
100  slew a crackhead            I just wanted a rock...
80   slaughtered a pregnant teen Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it.
80   offed a nerdling            Found a nerdling and offed it.
80   killed a cave chukka        Found a cave chukka and killed it.
80   murdered a caiman           Found a caiman and murdered it.
80   executed a nipposervulant   Found a nipposervulant and executed it.
80   killed a chud               Found a chud and killed it.
75   killed a chestburster       Get away from her, you bitch!
75   snuffed a pirate            Found a pirate and snuffed it.
75   executed a projects thug    Found a projects thug and executed it.
75   executed a yacatisma cultis Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it.
75   murdered a carnie           Found a carnie and murdered it.
75   dispatched a clown          What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement?
75   slew a sewer beetle         Found a sewer beetle and slew it.
75   neutralized a chukka        Found a chukka and neutralized it.
70   slaughtered a cave bandit   Found a cave bandit and slaughtered it.
70   offed a gangland citizen    Found a gangland citizen and offed it.
60   neutralized a chobo (sharpt Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it.
60   wasted a bat                That guy was driving me bananas. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
60   slew a slagtown monkey      Who is the alpha male now?
50   neutralized a static squirr Found a static squirrel and neutralized it.
50   uprooted an ivy patch       Found a psychic plant and uprooted it.
50   executed a jungle monkey    Found a jungle monkey and executed it.
50   snuffed a bull stingray     In memory of the Hunter!
50   dispatched a chomologist    Found a chomologist and dispatched it.
50   neutralized a Sharpton Proj Found a Sharpton Projects Small Rat and neutralized it.
50   dispatched a molegull       Found a molegull and dispatched it.
50   neutralized a rattlesnake   Found a rattlesnake and neutralized it.
50   neutralized an escaped pris Killbot found him.
50   euthanized an old fart      Found an old man and murdered it.
50   offed an orphan             -agnes fuck you
45   offed a neo-vicky           Found a neo-vicky and offed it.
40   snuffed a cave spider       Found a cave spider and snuffed it.
40   slew a communist soldier    Found a communist soldier and slew it.
40   oppressed a hippie environm Like maaan, there's no time for your hippie bullshit.
40   murdered a chuman           Found a chuman and murdered it.
40   slaughtered a sentry droid  Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it.
40   offed a wild dog            Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!!
35   dispatched a mountain ram   Found a mountain ram and dispatched it.
35   neutralized a stoner        420 KILL POTHEADS EVERY DAY
35   slew a cave slug            Managed to kill one of them...
35   slew a vulture              Found a vulture and slew it.
30   killed a robot monster      Found a robot monster and killed it.
30   murdered a bunny            Found a bunny and murdered it.
30   slaughtered a hentai nurse  How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
30   neutralized a small rat     He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers!
30   killed a crack baby         Found a crack baby and killed it.
25   neutralized a gatekeeper    Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it.
25   snuffed a satanist          Found a satanist and snuffed it.
20   dispatched a consumer       There's just no joke funny enough.
20   killed a hospital patient   He's out of his misery.
20   dispatched a juicer         Made juice out of a juicer.
10   slaughtered a citizen       But... his stuff.
5    murdered a kitten           You wanker.
5    murdered an offspring       Found an offspring and murdered it.
You've had 158/278 species killed, for 27110/50144 XP.
You probably have others too! Check out 'achievements', 'travels', and 'journal'.
achievements
Unique XP awards you've earned:
800  bad ass!                    You're a baaaaaad motha.
800  slayer of cerberus          Down, boy.
750  explorer!                   You've been all over the place.
600  eureka!                     Discovered a manufacturing process.
500  dedicated player            You've accumulated over a full week of solid play time! Thanks for playing!
500  mad scientist!              Made a reputation as a mad scientist.
350  basement dweller            Fell victim to crowbar's trap.
300  mount kilda                 Not as impressive as scaling Fisty.
250  bounty hunter               Iced ten bounty targets for Fat Ratzo.
250  freakbane                   Zed's dead, baby.
200  ghostbuster                 You are seriously not afraid of no ghost.
150  budd dwyer                  Hey man, nice shot.
150  con artist                  Talked a citizen out of some money.
150  hobbyist                    Spent your time collecting a bunch of mementos.
100  cowcatcher                  Hit by a train!
100  curly moustache             oh he's so pringles
100  cop killer                  Offed a cop.  You hard mothafucka you.
100  air supply                  Brought the gate trooper his favorite album.
100  the furnisher               Used your surroundings to finish the job.
100  soylent feast               Nothing beats the home made stuff!
100  finish him!                 Executed fifty fatalities.
75   sky pirate                  stole an aircraft and sold it for scrap
75   conet                       Intercepted the conch shell transmission.
50   ray parker jr.              When a fridge asks if you're a god, you say yes.
50   giblets                     Showered the area with gibs.
50   breeder                     The miracle of childbirth!
50   he-man                      Smashed a cinder block with your BARE HANDS.
50   Andrew Meyer                Got brutalized by the police.
50   crocodile hunter            Went for a swim with a bull stingray.
50   The R Crumb                 Like a couple of dang spider monkeys..
25   samurai                     crazy fuckin' ninja
25   david motari                That was mean.
13   Pope Hugger                 Crocodylus Pontifex
10   kitten killer               Didn't think of the kittens, wanker.
5    macgyver                    It's a little recipe I use in emergencies.
1    emo                         lol.
1    bukkake                     Received a Japan-style shower of friendship.
1    candiru                     Shared your urethra with the candiru fish.
1    skipper                     Skipped a stone across the water.
1    ruptured                    Ruptured the very fabric of the world. Way to go!
1    retroactive autoabortion    Took the easy way out. Coward.
1    cherry popper               Devirginized someone.
1    golden shower               Watering for sport.
1    etiquette                   learned in the way of ETIQUETTE
1    the clap                    Contracted an unfortunate social disease.
1    griefer                     Killed another player.  You big tough manly man.
1    whore                       Sold your body to the night.  ROXANNE!
You've had 47/196 achievements, for 7040/29766 XP.
You probably have others too! Check out 'travels', 'kills', and 'journal'.
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travels
Unique XP awards you've earned:
150  discovered the USS Barack Obama
150  found the necropolis gate
125  found stormfront island
100  visited the refinery
100  found the necropolis 'el'
100  climbed on mount fisty
100  explored birchwood heights
100  found the adamant canyon west
75   explored the berkeley psychic institute
75   visited the cloning research facility
75   found the frozen wasteland
75   discovered mount kilda
75   explored spaceorg HQ
75   reached the scrapwoods
75   visited 990 lambda way
75   explored the skullcano!
75   found the camp benjamin
75   found the gulf of stockton
75   explored the beneath tortuga
75   found the rodger young
75   visited the glass mesa
75   discovered Fry's
75   reached the sea of dunes
75   found the tortuga island
75   discovered shipwreck cove
75   visited the new clearwater sewer system
75   visited the sky
75   found devil's towers
75   explored the macero north
75   explored the CNS Chow Yung Fat
75   reached Coventry island
75   explored the southern necropolis
75   landed at macero
75   reached the pirate ship
75   discovered the necropolis floodplain
75   visited the labyrinth
75   found the necropolis' heart
75   explored the Lurleen estates
75   explored warehouse
75   visited vault 4
75   reached the crashed C130V
75   visited the subterranean colony
75   visited the crater forest
75   found the aphotic grotto
75   visited the dam interior
75   discovered Dragon Gulag
75   reached the screaming chasm
75   discovered the ashen valley
75   explored the infested deeps
75   reached lanyard court fire station
75   discovered phil's diner
75   discovered the suburban home
75   visited birchwood
75   discovered the nukem academy
75   reached the screamer base
75   explored the takotech ruins
75   found the forest trail
75   discovered the bradbury basement
75   found kakuri monastery, basement
75   visited the hellbore
75   visited the acres
75   explored the sealab
75   discovered the watery fissure
75   visited the open prairie
75   visited remote church
75   found weezer dam
75   discovered the luskentryan mansion
75   explored the luskentyre plateau
75   discovered the canyon's depths
75   explored the adamant canyon east
75   explored the weezer village
75   explored the LB3
75   discovered the sub-sewers
75   visited the underground river
75   reached the ocean cliffs
75   found the underground mine
75   visited the cave complex
75   discovered the toxic dump
75   visited the mall
75   explored the maze
75   reached glowstiller
75   explored Weyland-utani building
75   discovered the maas subway
75   found new clearwater
75   visited the sewers
75   explored the wasteland
75   visited our dear lady of lust
75   visited the subway tunnels
75   discovered botany bay
75   explored the martinez hills
75   found the mountain pass
75   visited the village of lurleen
75   explored the abandoned highway
75   discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor
75   found the decrepit farmhouse
75   discovered the mountainside
75   visited maas-neotek
75   explored Edith's house
75   found the country road
75   found the chemical plant
75   found kakuri island
75   discovered the bay of freedom
75   visited the north beach
75   found sharpton interior
75   explored the sharpton projects - exterior
60   discovered the crater rim
50   reached rostok
50   found princeton general
50   visited final rest home
50   visited the shoreline
50   visited gangland
25   discovered the bombed-out building
You've had 112/141 places explored, for 8535/11035 XP.
You probably have others too! Check out 'achievements', 'kills', and 'journal'.