MVC:I (American pie) /v/ the Musical

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That arcade used to make me smile
And if I was the game dev type
Well I would bring those people hype
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every trailer they’d deliver
Bad news with the graphics
The models are all inbred hicks

I can remember the outcry
When I read all the x-men were denied
Disney’s fucked up deep inside
The day the mahvel died

So ...Bye, bye Marvel vs. Capcom
All the pros here are just shills and well-paid uncle toms
And the FGC thinks Dragonball’s the bomb!
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day Capcom dies

Did Yu write the book of love
And do you have faith in Arc above
If the Sega tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Anime save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to tech cancel?

Well, I know it’s day one DLC
With on-disk heroes that aren’t for free
Rosters all recycled
Games dead on arrival!


I was a smelly virgin awkward teen
With a pack of quarters and Fightin’ dreams
Now I just don’t give a fuck
The day the mahvel died
I started Postin’

Bye, bye to you MVC:I
Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day capcom dies

Now, for ten years we waited for 3
And it was pretty damn good to me
Capcom’s not what it used to be
When the base game was for you and me
And not just an ad for the movie screen
Or shilling the Competitive scene
Oh and while Capcom was looking smug
Dragonball pulled out the rug
The Hypetrain had been killed
While Combofiend just shilled!

And while some would look up mix-up grabs
And others practiced in the lab
In fun crossovers about tags
Until the mahvel died
We were singin'

Bye, bye to you MVC:I
Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day capcom dies

Jedah finally in a crossover
Magneto’s jump got moved over to nova
One step forward and 3 steps back
Chun li’s foul face and no Logan
Why was Gamora even chosen?
The players think this game looks like ass
“When’s DBZ” all the E3 viewers asked.
Disney’s just as much to blame
Two brand combined that have no shame
We all walked out the door
Cuz anime fighters have more!

Embarassed by the penance stare
The day one patch will not repair
The hype became just shovelware
The day the mahvel  died
We started postin’
Bye, bye to you MVC:I
Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
And reskining “functions” will not make me buy
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day capcom dies

The whole roster is the same
On a console with no games
With no time left to start again
Level 3 has a punch, and maybe 2
Followed by beam or big kaboom
'Cause MCU’s perlmutter only view

Dubstep remix for capcoms side
Not gonna take me for a little ride
Dante’s a coons best friend
When does the cringey story end?!
And as the flames climbed high on the internet
To light the opinionated fight
I saw Jedah laughing with delight
The day the mahvel  died

He was postin’
Bye, bye to you MVC:I
Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
And reskining my “functions” will not make me buy
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day capcom dies

I’d see Maxamillion review
To see if there was some good news
Ghost Rider smiled and stared at me

I went down to the local store
Where I'd played the Marvel years before
But the man there said the cabinet wouldn't play

And in the streets the autists screamed
Damage control, but was not redeemed
What the fuck were they smokin’
The gem stones all are broken

And the three mains I admire most
The footdive, scoops, and the Mango
Ditched in place for Thanos
The day the music died
And they were singing

Bye, bye to you MVC:I
Capcom shit the bed with all their faults in street fighter 5
And reskining my “functions” will not make me buy
Singin' this'll be the day the hype dies
This'll be the day capcom dies

They were singing
Bye, bye to MVC:I
All your bullshit business practices will not make me buy
And DBZ fighters will have to satisfy
Cause my mahvel  has just died