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- >Just another day in Equestria.
- >As you sit on your recliner about to fall asleep, a knock on the door is heard.
- >You stand up and walk over after stretching.
- >When you open the door you see Fluttershy with a backwards hat on.
- "Uhhh... What's up with the hat Shy?"
- >"Nigga you dissin on my s-swag?"
- "What?"
- >"You aint deaf nigga cause you can hear my pussy flappin from three miles away."
- >What the fuck?
- "Why are y-"
- >"Aye shut the fuck up for a second my nigga, I got somethin to say. So I was just walkin down the street mindin my business when all the sudden this nigga Big Mac be whistlin at me. Now I aint some kinda crusty old skank about to bend over and gobble up his meat with my turkey, so I slapped him across the face. He ran away cryin like a bitch."
- >You do not know how to respond.
- >"What bitch you just gonna stare or you gonna suck my clit already?"
- >She turns around and sticks out her ass, presenting to you her winking clit.
- "Fluttershy what's happened to you?"
- >"The fuck you mean? I've always been like this nigga! Straight up worst flier in Equestria but hardest nigga from the underground ya feel me?"
- "I don't... How do I word this?"
- >"Just fucking say it pussy ass bitch."
- "You're acting ignorant as hell."
- >"Shiiit Anon. We need to get you to Twilight to get that head checked mah nigga."
- >She grabs hold of your shirt and pulls you out of your house.
- >As you are lead by her you see Rarity talking with Spike.
- >"Aye Spike. Is yo little ass dick spiked too?"
- >"You bet your drenched ass pussy lips it is."
- >She giggles.
- >"I wouldn't even fuck you."
- >She looks away and then back at him.
- >"Alright maybe I'd fuck you once."
- >SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
- >Rainbow swoops down and walks beside you.
- >"Sup Anonybitch. Sup Fluttercunt."
- >"Whatchu want ya faggot?"
- >"Dayum girl just tryna check up on a cunt! But if you don't want me here then I'll split."
- >Fluttershy nods at her.
- >"Yeah you best be gettin that crusted cooch the fuck outta my face."
- >"Whatever bitch eat my rainbows."
- >She flies away.
- >This is actually scary.
- >What is Twilight gonna be like?
- >As if on cue, you look forward to see Twilight's Library.
- >The door swings open and tons of smoke comes out.
- >Your first thought would be that her tree was on fire.
- >But then she stumbles out with bloodshot eyes and a goofy smile on her face.
- >"Whassup mah nigga Shy?"
- >Oh jesus fuck no.
- >"Nothin much bitch, take a look at Anon though. His head aint workin right or some shit."
- >Twilight grabs you by the face with her magic and pulls you a little too close to her own face.
- >"Nah Shy I don't see nothin wrong with him."
- >Finally something good to come from this da-
- >"Except that he aint FUUUCKED up!"
- >Flutters puts a hoof in the air, "Woo! Party at mah nigga Twilight's tree!"
- >Tons of ponies swarm to the tree and push you inside.
- >Within minutes the entire tree is full and now you are being handed a blunt by Twilight.
- "N-No thank you."
- >You try to move but she pushes you against a wall with her magic, making you hit your head on a shelf.
- >"Get smacked the fuck up or get cracked the fuck up, your choice."
- >She brings the blunt up to your mouth with her magic and you suck in.
- >Blow it right back out on her face.
- >She drops you and groans as she rubs her eyes.
- >"Damn nigga you bout to make me go blind n shit fuck you!"
- >You manage to make it past the ponies twerking and grinding on each other and outside before you're tackled.
- >Turn over and see Pinkie Pie there on you.
- "Pinkie! Please tell me you're okay!"
- >"I aint okay unless you okay. Now lets get you okay baby."
- >She bends down and pushes her lips onto yours.
- >You push back and she comes off of your lips.
- >"I want you to pound my pussy like the game for little kids. I want you to bop it twist it pull it bitch. I want you to hulk smash my meatlocker with your rooster."
- >She tries to pull off your pants and you knee her in the stomach, making her roll over in pain.
- >"Fuck you nigga! Probably gonna give me some fuckin ulcers or some shit ughh..."
- >All you do is shake your head before leaving the scene.
- >This is fucking insane.
- >How did this even happen?
- >Before you can think about it any longer, a rope trips you.
- >You turn to see Applejack with her hat sideways.
- >"Shit Anon Ah thought you was one of them niggas tryna steal mah apples. But ayye ayye..."
- >She comes a little closer.
- >"You wanna buy somethin?"
- >She wheels a cart forward and it's filled with every drug you've ever seen before plus more.
- "No!"
- >You start running home.
- >Applejack screams can be heard in the distance, "Ah aint no stupid ass with them used needles and shit, come buy some!"
- >Rainbow flies down beside you as you are running.
- >"Yo shit you be runnin so fast your feet blurrin like sonic the fuckin hedgehog nigga!"
- >You don't respond to her and continue running.
- >"Oh I see. The silent treatment is what a nigga deserve for bein so nice to a bitch. Fine then! Fuck you and your bigass forehead faggot!"
- >She flies off into the darkening sky.
- >Finally you make it home and lock the door once you're inside.
- >The sun just goes over the side of the mountain and the moon comes up.
- >Holy shit was that crazy.
- >You grab your head as you walk up the stairs.
- >Then you go into your room and lay in your bed.
- >As you lay there you think aloud.
- "What the fuck was up with that?"
- >"I don't know mah nigga but now that we alone we can rut and I'll be spittin out babies like a bunny."
- >You turn your head and see Fluttershy there.
- >She plants a kiss on your lips and delves her tongue deep into your throat.
- >As quick as you can, you kick her off of you.
- >She hits the nightstand with her head and is knocked unconscious.
- >Fuck.
- >This crazy ass planet.
- >You climb back in bed and then a groan is heard.
- >"Shit nigga my head hurt more than that one time I drank all that apple cider for real son..."
- >Before she gets up, you knock the lamp down on her.
- >A shatter noise is heard and then nothing.
- >Finally you can get some sleep without being bothered by
- >Fucking Niggashy.
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