Ponyzord 2: Revenge of the Fallen

 >You are Anon, and you're the best damn horseback rider in the goddamn world.
>Except now you're not on your world.
>In fact, you have no idea where you are.
 >You're in the middle of a field somewhere.
>A small white horse introduces herself to you, "Hi! My name's Sweetie belle! What's your name?"
>You punch the diminuitive equine in the face.
>"Sweetie! Get away from him! You don't know where he's been!"
>Another marshmallow horse comes and levitates the smaller one away.
>You shouldn't have drunk that second bottle of draino.
>You pick yourself up off the grass and decide to follow the talking hallucination.
>"Oh, now look what you've done! He's following us..."
>The white horse seems to disapprove of your presence
>"Shoo! Shoo!"
>She tries shaking a stubby leg at you, but you're only slightly scared.
>She gives up and continues walking down a dirt path.
>You reach a town filled with these pastel coloured ponies.
>The white pony gets to a large, obnoxiously decorated building.
>"Go away! Shoo!"
 >You've had enough of her.
>You punch her in the face.
>She's out like a light.
>You look around for more horses to punch.
>A purple one looks quite distracted by a book that it's reading.
>You walk over to it.
>"Oh, hello! My name's Twilight Sparkle. What's your na-"
>You punch her in the face.
>She goes down faster than a lead hooker on payday.
>A yellow pegasus flies over to you.
>"T-that’s n-not very nice, m-mister!"
>Cue winding up for punch.
>She flinches and squeals.
>You stop...
>She looks up at you.
>As soon as she thinks you're not going to hit her, you punch her full force.
>You pick up the book that the purple pony was reading
>"Humans and you: A guide to mating"
>How convenient.
 >You walk through the marketplace, leaving a trail of unconscious ponies in your wake.
>You reach a southern, orange pony.
>"Well howdy, sugarcube! That's an awful weird way of saying hello!"
 >You punch her in the face.
>She doesn't even register.
>"Well golly! If you wanted to buck, you shoulda just asked!"
>She turns around and presents herself to you.
>A problem you can’t solve by punching it?
>You need a minute to think.
>You try again with a different vantage point.
>You punch her again.
>It goes straight into her cunt.
>Of all days to trim your nails.
>Waggle Applejack around, because she's really light.
 >"Yeehaw!"
>She likes it rough.
>She's clamped down on your wrist.
>You're pretty sure you read about this in a fanfic once.
>You start punching her flank with your other hand in an attempt to shake her loose.
>She lets out heavy moans, enjoying the fist-based spanking.
>Suddenly a Pink Pony approaches from the distance.
>"Ooh! That looks like fun!"
>The pink pony turns into a pink blur, and suddenly your free hand feels warm and wet.
>You look down.
>You have a pair of colourful boxing gloves.
 >You wonder how many of these ponies you can fit on your body.
>You head back to the purple pony that was interested in mating.
>You take off a shoe and shove your foot into her.
>She moans slightly.
>Your foot has gained +3 magic points
 >You're heading back to the white pony, when a rainbow blur lands in front of you.
>"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY FRIENDS?!"
>Ooh, she's feisty.
>She will make a fine foot accessory.
>You swing your foot back and cunt punt her hard
>She orgasms instantly
>she is cum on insertion
>You waddle back to the white pony's house
>She's still on her front step
>You pick her up, with some difficulty, due to the squirming ponies on your hands
>You position her over your head when she wakes up.
>She looks around and realises what's going on.
>"No! I wanted to be the tail! I never get to be the tail!"
 >You ignore her pleas and lower her onto your head.
>The heads up display lights up.
>"WHITE RAPEZORD ASSEMBLY COMPLETE"
>You assume your role as the white ranger, the gary stu of all the Rape Rangers.
>Suddenly you get a transmission
>"GOLDAR HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN CANTERLOT! ALL RANGERS ASSEMBLE!"
>You spread rainbow's wings and take off, foot first.
>Sure enough, a winged monkey is attacking the mall.
>"GOLDAR WANT POP TARTS!"
>That fiend!
>The first rapezord is battering him with the dragon dildo, but to no effect!
>This must be a powerful enemy!
>You activate your gary stu powers and charge up your chest laser.
>Twilight and Rarity channel their unicorn power into you.
"RAPE LASER... FIRE!"
>A gigantic rainbow holographic penis flies out of your chest and into Goldar's ass.
>He orgasms so hard that he flies all the way back to the moon.
>The day is saved, and the pop tarts are safe.
>You get invited to canterlot castle for celebratory drinks.
>You get hammered with the first rape ranger.
>[SCENE MISSING]
>You wake up in a field.
>"Hi! My name's Sweetie Belle! What's your name?"