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- FACADE STAGEPLAY
- Tue Aug 21 19 26 19 2012
- TRIP
- Where are the new wine glasses?
- MARK
- HERETICS
- GRACE
- What for?
- TRIP
- That should be obvious!
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- GRACE
- Oh God, Trip, don't turn this -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Uhp, he's here!
- MARK
- I KNOW YOURE IN THERE
- GRACE
- What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- TRIP
- No, he's supposed to be here now!
- MARK
- STOP HIDING FROM ME
- GRACE
- Trip...!
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- (MARK knocks on the front door.)
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Mark!!
- MARK
- SHROOM KING
- TRIP
- Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- HERETIC
- (MARK hugs trip.)
- TRIP
- Uh...
- TRIP
- Well come on in...
- MARK
- YOU DONT SMELL OF SHROOMS
- TRIP
- Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace...
- TRIP
- W -- w - what... n - no, uh, just stay here...
- MARK
- GET BACK HERE FOOL
- TRIP
- You don't agree...
- MARK
- ...SHROOOOM KING
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- MARK
- I HEAR FIGHTING
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- MARK
- BETTER NOT BE PLANS
- TRIP
- (unintelligable arguing)
- MARK
- OR HERESY
- MARK
- ...SO MUCH TACKY SHIT
- (MARK picks up a trinket 8.)
- GRACE
- Mark,
- MARK
- WHAT IS THIS
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- ...OH GOD WHERED YOU COME F
- GRACE
- Uh...
- GRACE
- Oh, ha ha ha!
- (MARK puts down a trinket 8.)
- GRACE
- By the way, -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- HERETIC
- GRACE
- Oh, do you like those sculptures? I used to be so into, uh, collecting -- (interrupted)
- (MARK kisses grace.)
- GRACE
- Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek)
- GRACE
- Mark, you're so sweet.
- (MARK kisses trip.)
- GRACE
- Well, come in, make yourself at home...
- MARK
- YOU TASTE LIKE HERETIC
- MARK
- EXPLAIN
- GRACE
- Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh...
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- TRIP
- Oh, Grace, no, no, h -- how can you say that?
- GRACE
- (little sigh)
- MARK
- NOT ENOUGH SHROOMS
- TRIP
- Ah, see, I knew he would like it! I knew you would like it, everybody does.
- GRACE
- (little sigh)
- MARK
- I HATE IT YOU HERETIC
- GRACE
- (little sigh) -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- W -- wait, wait, wait... uh, take a -- take a closer look... You have to let it soak in a little while before you say anything.
- MARK
- ...STILL HATE IT
- GRACE
- Uhh... I'm sure I -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Ah, thank you, I've been waiting for someone to say that!
- TRIP
- But wait, what -- uhh... what are you -- everything's fine...! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- ...WHAT?
- GRACE
- Oh but I really really liked what you said about my decorating... Besides, I'm going to redo it all this week, so...
- GRACE
- Mark, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- ...THE SHROOM KING APPROVES
- GRACE
- Y -- yeah, I've -- I've missed you.
- TRIP
- Huh, I just thought of something.
- GRACE
- What...
- TRIP
- There's something we need to celebrate.
- MARK
- SHROOM KING?
- GRACE
- What, Trip, -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Uh -- well, hmm, tonight is special...
- TRIP
- Mark, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
- TRIP
- Senior year of college.
- GRACE
- Oh... geez... -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- ...WAS I HIGH THAT DAY?
- TRIP
- Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration.
- MARK
- I DONT REMEMBER THIS
- GRACE
- Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend.
- MARK
- ...YOU WERE FIGHTING?
- TRIP
- Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that... -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Hold on...
- GRACE
- You think I'm...
- GRACE
- angry...
- MARK
- ...NO I DONT YOU HERETIC
- TRIP
- Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
- MARK
- BACKING AWAY NOW
- GRACE
- Ha, yeah, ha ha...
- TRIP
- Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- What...?
- MARK
- I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
- TRIP
- Mark, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
- MARK
- NO
- GRACE
- Oh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo...
- TRIP
- So, come on, I -- I want you to look at this! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- THIS IS HERESY
- TRIP
- W -- well, um, come take a look!
- GRACE
- Mark, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
- MARK
- I SAID NO PHOTOS OF MAINLAND
- TRIP
- Grace...!!! -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Now, now, Mark, in one word, what does this picture make you think of?
- MARK
- SHROOMS
- GRACE
- Oh, please, Trip, -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- No, no, that's not it --
- GRACE
- Yeah, that's a fine answer, I like that...!
- TRIP
- No, no... Mark, take another look, this says... what.
- GRACE
- How about oppressive.
- MARK
- ...HERESY?
- TRIP
- Well, the thing is, you see, this trip to Italy... it was our second honeymoon!
- GRACE
- What? Mark, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all.
- TRIP
- Goddammit, I was trying to find a way for us to spend some time together!
- MARK
- ...YOU LEFT THE ISLAND?
- TRIP
- (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Romance! It says... romance...!
- GRACE
- (little sigh) Mark, -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- IT CLEARLY SAYS SHROOMS
- GRACE
- Oh, God, please, no more talk about Italy tonight...
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- GRACE
- And I missed my friend's art show.
- MARK
- YES, MORE TALK OF THE KING
- TRIP
- Y - yeah -- n - no, uhh -- she wouldn't leave the hotel room!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- TRIP
- Alright, good, heh heh, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.
- MARK
- WHERE DID THIS TALK GO?
- TRIP
- You know what? It's about time...
- TRIP
- I fix us some drinks! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- FOR SHROOMS?!
- TRIP
- Uh, well, um, we need drinks!
- MARK
- OH
- MARK
- THAT WORKS TOO
- TRIP
- Yeah, yeah!
- TRIP
- Y -- yeah, uh, I - I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux!
- TRIP
- Top of the line, very rare, very difficult to acquire --
- GRACE
- God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.
- TRIP
- I'll take that as a compliment. Mark, what do you say?
- MARK
- BLAH BLAH SHROOM KING BLAH
- TRIP
- What? Oh, I, I thought you'd love that...!
- GRACE
- Trip our friend isn't as excited by your suggestion as you are.
- MARK
- IF ITS SHROOM FLAVORED, YES
- GRACE
- Mark, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
- GRACE
- Okay, Trip, that's what he wants!
- MARK
- NO BOOZE WORKS
- TRIP
- No, this is a special get-together, I want to open this wine, I'm not going to settle less!
- GRACE
- You seem perfectly happy settling for less when you sneak off to that crappy little sports bar down the street!
- MARK
- JUST POUR THE BOOZE
- TRIP
- What?!
- GRACE
- Don't think I don't know about your secret little hangout where you watch football and drink lite beer with lowly construction workers...
- MARK
- SECRET HANGOUT? HERESY
- TRIP
- How -- how do you -- how do you know about that --
- GRACE
- If only the guys at your high class poker games knew about that, huh?
- TRIP
- What -- you --
- GRACE
- Some habits are hard to break I guess.
- MARK
- I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
- GRACE
- Huh? What, what was that?
- GRACE
- Your goddamn sports bar...
- GRACE
- You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
- TRIP
- (little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- BE AN ACOLYTE KID
- TRIP
- Alright, yeah, fine...
- TRIP
- Goddamn italy...
- TRIP
- I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try!
- GRACE
- Oh, God...!
- MARK
- OH GOD DRAMA. DO NOT WANT
- GRACE
- Alright, you know what, Mark,
- GRACE
- I'm going to ask you something.
- TRIP
- Grace --
- GRACE
- Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
- MARK
- ITS SHROOM KING DAMMIT
- GRACE
- Mark, yes or no...
- MARK
- AM I HIGH?
- GRACE
- In a marriage, shouldn't you try to help the other person get what they want?
- MARK
- NO
- GRACE
- What...?!
- GRACE
- Oh, okay... fine...
- GRACE
- You keep trying to tell me you love me, Trip, that you're so romantic, but I know you're hiding something from me, goddammit!
- MARK
- DO WHAT PLEASES THE KING
- TRIP
- Oh, Jesus...!
- MARK
- HES CLEARLY CHEATING
- TRIP
- Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
- TRIP
- I can't stand frigging looking at you!
- TRIP
- What the... goddammit!
- MARK
- I KNOW, SHE'S A BITCH MAN
- TRIP
- What?! What are you saying to me?
- (MARK comforts trip.)
- GRACE
- What? Are you talking to me?
- MARK
- SHE A BITCH
- TRIP
- No!
- TRIP
- Mark, this has never ever happened before...!
- MARK
- NOW LETS GO SHROOMIN
- GRACE
- Mark, (annoyed sigh) Trip can just be so...
- TRIP
- Oh, we're talking about me again, are we?
- GRACE
- What?
- MARK
- OH GOD WITCHCRAFT
- GRACE
- Mark, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
- TRIP
- Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
- GRACE
- Admits that our marriage is not --
- TRIP
- Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)
- MARK
- ...SHROOM KING?
- GRACE
- Uhh...! God...!
- GRACE
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
- GRACE
- Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
- MARK
- FOCUS ON THE HERESY
- TRIP
- What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
- GRACE
- You tell me what to do, you don't -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- NO
- GRACE
- No?
- GRACE
- Ah, you disagree, see, that really helps us...
- GRACE
- See, Trip, you've always been this way, from the moment you proposed to me...
- MARK
- WHAT AM I DISAGREEING TO?
- TRIP
- Uhh...
- TRIP
- Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
- GRACE
- I get so upset when I think about it... God, I regret it so much...
- MARK
- TALK ABOUT SHROOM KING
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- Why did I let you convince me to give up painting?
- TRIP
- Oh, Christ... Mark, uhh...
- MARK
- WHY DO MY TRIPS END LIKE
- GRACE
- Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college,
- MARK
- THIS?
- GRACE
- you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art!
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- If it weren't for you, -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- YOU PRICK
- TRIP
- That's bullshit.
- GRACE
- Uhh...
- TRIP
- Look, let's switch the focus to Grace.
- MARK
- LISTEN TO THE WOMAN
- GRACE
- You know Trip, it's so annoying when you 'reminisce' about 'the early days'...
- TRIP
- What...?
- MARK
- CLEARLY SHE ISNT A HERETIC
- GRACE
- It was not a happy time, -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- No?
- TRIP
- Ah, you disagree, thank you, you just saying that helps us...
- TRIP
- See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- MARK
- ...HERESY?!
- TRIP
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
- TRIP
- You know, Grace, ever since I first proposed to you, almost ten years ago now...
- MARK
- YOURE GOING IN A CIRCLE
- GRACE
- Trip...
- MARK
- AND WHERES MY BOOZE
- TRIP
- Mark, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- WELL FINE THEN.
- TRIP
- Mark, -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- No, please stop taking sides, it's just going to make it worse!
- GRACE
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
- GRACE
- What makes me the most angry, Trip, is what you took away from me. -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip?
- MARK
- 8BALL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- (MARK picks up the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "I Doubt It")
- TRIP
- Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?
- MARK
- ...HERESY?
- (MARK puts down the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- Why?
- (MARK picks up a martini glass 3.)
- GRACE
- Mark, thank you. That helps me. -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- God, Mark, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God... -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- ...STEALING HELPS YOU?
- TRIP
- Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good! -- (interrupted)
- (MARK puts down a martini glass 3.)
- TRIP
- Uhh...
- MARK
- IM TAKING SHROOM'S SIDE
- TRIP
- Let's continue focusing on Grace.
- GRACE
- Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
- MARK
- NO
- TRIP
- They're vacations! Expensive ones at that!
- GRACE
- Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want.
- TRIP
- Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.
- MARK
- ...DO I HAVE TO BURN SOMEONE
- GRACE
- God...
- MARK
- IM GOING TO TAKE THIS AS YES
- TRIP
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both.
- GRACE
- I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything he can to avoid seeing them.
- TRIP
- Afraid of my parents?! My parents are idiots. -- (interrupted)
- MARK
- TRIP IS CLEARLY A HERETIC
- GRACE
- Yes?
- GRACE
- Ah, that helps him.
- TRIP
- What!? That's ridiculous. Why would I -- why would I be afraid of their stupid meatloafs and their tacky house and their crappy wine...?
- MARK
- CLEARLY THEY ARNT HIGH
- GRACE
- Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
- MARK
- ITS CLEARLY BAD
- TRIP
- Mark, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests!
- MARK
- IN BED. HAHA. SHROOM KING.
- MARK
- I HAVE THE PERFECT SHROOM
- GRACE
- Yes?
- TRIP
- Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us...
- TRIP
- See, Mark, her acting loving is the only reason I like our stupid parties.
- MARK
- OF COURSE IT DOES. SHROOMS
- TRIP
- It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
- MARK
- THEN HAVE MOAR PARTIES
- GRACE
- Yes?
- TRIP
- Ah, thank you, just saying that helps! -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Trip, maybe if you didn't try to 'convince' me of things, I might want them more...?!
- TRIP
- Oh, Christ.
- GRACE
- Why can't... uhh...
- MARK
- ...MUST I BURN YOU TWO?
- TRIP
- Okay, I've had enough of this bullshit!!
- TRIP
- Mark, I know what you're hinting at...
- TRIP
- about us...
- TRIP
- about our marriage...
- MARK
- YOU'RE BOTH HERETICS
- TRIP
- Do you really want the truth? Huh?
- MARK
- YES HERETIC
- TRIP
- Mark, -- (interrupted)
- TRIP
- Grace, huh?
- MARK
- EXPLAIN YOURSELF
- GRACE
- Yes...!
- TRIP
- Mark, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
- MARK
- HERESY YOU FOOL
- TRIP
- You've been pushing me tonight.
- MARK
- OF COURSE I HAVE
- TRIP
- And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
- GRACE
- Trip!
- MARK
- NO
- TRIP
- Mark, Quit interrupting me, let me finish!
- MARK
- NEVER
- TRIP
- Mark, come on -- yes or no...
- MARK
- NO
- TRIP
- Do you really think that...
- TRIP
- criticizing Grace...
- TRIP
- praising Grace...
- TRIP
- and what you said about saying 'yes' to the other person...
- TRIP
- that we're supposed to now understand something about ourselves from all that?
- MARK
- OF COURSE YOU ARE
- TRIP
- Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something?
- MARK
- YES
- TRIP
- Okay.
- TRIP
- Grace...
- TRIP
- uhh...
- TRIP
- I forced you to marry me, didn't I.
- TRIP
- When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and...
- MARK
- ...WOAH WHAT NOW?
- TRIP
- I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no.
- GRACE
- You manipulated me.
- MARK
- SHROOM KING FEEL AWKWARD
- GRACE
- And I never did anything about it.
- TRIP
- Yes.
- GRACE
- And here we are.
- TRIP
- uhh...
- MARK
- AT HERESY
- GRACE
- uhh...
- GRACE
- Oh my God...!
- TRIP
- Mark, I --
- GRACE
- I'm going to give you the truth too, Trip.
- TRIP
- What?!
- MARK
- HERESY?
- GRACE
- Trip...
- GRACE
- Through our whole marriage... I've let you dominate me.
- TRIP
- Dominate you...? What? I don't --
- GRACE
- As a kid my parents took care of everything, bought me whatever I wanted...
- MARK
- YOUVE CHEATEWAIT WHAT
- GRACE
- made decisions for me.
- MARK
- SO YOURE SPOILED?
- TRIP
- But Grace --
- GRACE
- Trip -- I've used you -- and our apartment full of expensive crap -- to hide.
- GRACE
- to hide.
- MARK
- DO I JUST NOT EXIST NOW?
- GRACE
- To avoid responsibility for myself.
- TRIP
- Oh, come on, don't --
- GRACE
- I can't avoid growing up forever, Trip.
- MARK
- YES YOU CAN LOOK AT ME
- TRIP
- Jesus...
- GRACE
- uhh...
- TRIP
- Jesus...!
- TRIP
- Mark, I, uhh...
- TRIP
- This changes everything...
- GRACE
- Yes, it does change everything.
- MARK
- BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO BURN
- GRACE
- I think it's over.
- MARK
- YOUR PLACE DOWN
- TRIP
- Grace, what --
- GRACE
- No!!
- GRACE
- It's over, Trip, don't you see that?
- TRIP
- Wha... I -- I just told you --
- GRACE
- You just told me something about us you should have said a long time ago:
- MARK
- ...THIS ISNT WHAT I EXPECTED
- GRACE
- You manipulated me into marrying you...
- GRACE
- And no, Mark, please...
- GRACE
- And about me...
- GRACE
- From the beginning, I've let you control me.
- TRIP
- Grace, I --
- GRACE
- No, Trip, this about me, and it's about us, but it's not about you...
- TRIP
- Not about me...? Hey, no, wait!
- GRACE
- Mark, I'm sorry. But thank you, you -- you really helped me.
- MARK
- ITS ABOUT SHROOM KING
- TRIP
- Grace!
- (Grace opens the front door.)
- (Grace closes the front door.)
- TRIP
- Grace!!
- TRIP
- Jesus Christ...
- MARK
- ...OK ONTO THE MATTER OF YOU
- TRIP
- I should have told her that...
- MARK
- HERETIC.
- TRIP
- I -- I could have told her that...
- MARK
- YOU ARNT GONNA CRY ARE YOU?
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