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- 14:58:17: <Folgorio> lol
- 14:58:18: <Folgorio> a bird
- 14:58:20: <Earthworm|Away> http://www.smogon.com/forums/member.php?u=74771
- 14:58:20: <Folgorio> just got
- 14:58:24: <Folgorio> inside this room
- 14:58:25: <Folgorio> what do i do
- 14:58:26: <Folgorio> help
- 14:58:29: <Folgorio> it keeps crsahing
- 14:58:30: <Ginku> lol
- 14:58:31: <Folgorio> into the windows
- 14:58:33: <Folgorio> WTF
- 14:58:36: <Folgorio> my cat
- 14:58:36: <Folgorio> asnfmjas
- 14:58:40: <pi_face> throw a rock
- 14:58:42: <Earthworm|Away> open the door
- 14:58:43: <Ginku> I had a bird in my house too once
- 14:58:44: <pi_face> it will be super effective
- 14:58:44: <Earthworm|Away> wide open
- 14:58:48: <Ginku> it was annoying
- 14:58:52: <Earthworm|Away> and then chase it in that direction
- 14:58:53: <Ginku> how big is it
- 14:59:08: <Earthworm|Away> lol nvm if i remember right
- 14:59:09: <pi_face> or throw a cube of ice
- 14:59:12: <Earthworm|Away> you wont be able to chase it
- 14:59:17: <Earthworm|Away> it will be insane and flying everywhere
- 14:59:17: <pi_face> should also work
- 14:59:33: <Earthworm|Away> thats what happened when my cat brought a live bird inside last time
- 14:59:50: <Ciele> I was always told that a bird flying into your house
- 14:59:58: <Ciele> was a warning of death to someone you know
- 15:00:10: <Ginku> that didn't happen to me
- 15:00:23: <Ginku> but yeah what kind of bird is it
- 15:00:27: <Earthworm|Away> sounds like an old cieling's tale
- 15:00:37: <Ciele> it's not like I actually believe it
- 15:00:46: <Earthworm|Away> Yea. Right.
- 15:00:59: <Ciele> I don't believe in anything like that
- 15:01:13: <Earthworm|Away> do you believe
- 15:01:21: <Earthworm|Away> that it takes 7 years to digest chewing gum
- 15:01:34: <Ciele> I have no idea about that
- 15:01:44: <Earthworm|Away> well it doesn't
- 15:01:50: <Earthworm|Away> do you believe that
- 15:01:55: <Earthworm|Away> swimming after a meal is bad
- 15:02:04: <Ciele> it probably is
- 15:02:14: <Ciele> doing anything after a meal is...
- 15:02:14: <pi_face> i've heard that
- 15:02:19: <pi_face> showering after a meal
- 15:02:20: <pi_face> is bad
- 15:02:33: <Earthworm|Away> Eating less than an hour before swimming does not increase the risk of experiencing muscle cramps or drowning.
- 15:02:55: <Folgorio> lol
- 15:02:57: <Folgorio> guys
- 15:02:57: <Ciele> well drowning obviously wouldn't be likelier
- 15:03:00: <Folgorio> guess what happened
- 15:03:01: <Ciele> that would be absurd
- 15:03:09: <Folgorio> worm doesnt it increase the chances
- 15:03:10: <Ginku> it just flew out??
- 15:03:12: <Folgorio> of vomiting
- 15:03:15: <Folgorio> lol i wish
- 15:03:16: <Folgorio> -.-
- 15:03:18: <Ginku> lol
- 15:03:21: <Folgorio> ok my apartments like
- 15:03:21: <Ciele> did your cat eat it
- 15:03:24: <Folgorio> the normal floor
- 15:03:26: <Folgorio> then it has
- 15:03:28: <Folgorio> this curly stair shit
- 15:03:30: <Folgorio> up to the
- 15:03:31: <Ginku> the one in my appartment went into the bathroom
- 15:03:32: <Folgorio> pen house
- 15:03:35: <Folgorio> or w.e you wanna call it
- 15:03:37: <Ginku> and just stayed there for like an hour
- 15:03:40: <Folgorio> theres where the comp is
- 15:03:41: <Folgorio> and
- 15:03:42: <Earthworm|Away> wtf is a pen house
- 15:03:44: <Folgorio> pent house>
- 15:03:45: <Folgorio> idk
- 15:03:48: <Folgorio> how its spelled
- 15:03:52: <Folgorio> the top lfoor
- 15:03:54: <Folgorio> of an apartment
- 15:03:56: <Folgorio> thing
- 15:04:02: <Folgorio> like it has an extra room
- 15:04:04: <Folgorio> in the roof
- 15:04:07: <Folgorio> ? _ ?
- 15:04:09: <Folgorio> ANYWAY
- 15:04:11: <Earthworm|Away> o
- 15:04:12: <Folgorio> the bird
- 15:04:12: <Earthworm|Away> its penthouse
- 15:04:12: <Folgorio> got inside
- 15:04:15: <Folgorio> o
- 15:04:17: <Folgorio> its penthouse
- 15:04:17: <Folgorio> ok
- 15:04:19: <Folgorio> ANYWAY
- 15:04:23: <Folgorio> the bird
- 15:04:24: <Folgorio> got isnide
- 15:04:27: <Folgorio> and started
- 15:04:28: <Folgorio> like
- 15:04:30: <Folgorio> going berserk
- 15:04:32: <Folgorio> hitting everything
- 15:04:34: <Ginku> hahaha
- 15:04:34: <Folgorio> in its path
- 15:04:38: <Folgorio> sparing no wall from his wrath
- 15:04:39: <Ginku> what kind of bird is it
- 15:04:42: <Folgorio> idk
- 15:04:44: <Folgorio> it was like
- 15:04:47: <Ciele> it was using brave bird
- 15:04:47: <Folgorio> a little hummingbird
- 15:04:48: <Folgorio> but
- 15:04:49: <pi_face> wow strong
- 15:04:51: <Folgorio> no long beak
- 15:04:53: <pi_face> already knows brave bird
- 15:04:55: <Ginku> lol the one in my house
- 15:04:55: <Folgorio> yea
- 15:04:57: <Ginku> was a pidgeon
- 15:05:01: <Folgorio> LET ME FINISH
- 15:05:02: <Folgorio> my story
- 15:05:04: <Folgorio> anyway
- 15:05:07: <Folgorio> i was telling you guys
- 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> into the windows
- 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> WTF
- 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> my cat
- 15:05:24: <Folgorio> [10:59] <@folgorio> asnfmjas
- 15:05:29: <Folgorio> they heard
- 15:05:29: <Folgorio> like it seems
- 15:05:31: <Folgorio> the flapping
- 15:05:32: <Folgorio> or smthin
- 15:05:34: <Folgorio> and they came
- 15:05:36: <Folgorio> running here
- 15:05:40: <Folgorio> then the orange one
- 15:05:43: <Folgorio> jumped onto this thing
- 15:05:52: <Folgorio> and when i stood up to go check it out
- 15:05:55: <Folgorio> he came running down
- 15:05:59: <Folgorio> so i looked in the shelf thing
- 15:06:01: <Folgorio> and it was empty
- 15:06:03: <Folgorio> so i ran down
- 15:06:05: <Folgorio> and there he was
- 15:06:08: <Folgorio> staring menacingly at me
- 15:06:09: <Folgorio> with the bird
- 15:06:11: <Folgorio> in its mouth
- 15:06:14: <Folgorio> os i chased it around
- 15:06:16: <Folgorio> for a few seconds
- 15:06:18: <pi_face> poor bird
- 15:06:21: <Folgorio> and got him to remove the bird
- 15:06:22: <Folgorio> but
- 15:06:24: <Folgorio> like
- 15:06:28: <Folgorio> my apartment
- 15:06:31: <Folgorio> has a sliding ddoor
- 15:06:33: <Folgorio> and the bird
- 15:06:38: <Folgorio> decided to smash itslsef repeatly into it
- 15:06:41: <Folgorio> whilst on the ground
- 15:06:45: <Folgorio> so i got a paper towel
- 15:06:47: <Folgorio> and tried to grab it
- 15:06:50: <Folgorio> but it kept
- 15:06:52: <Folgorio> going berserk
- 15:06:54: <Folgorio> whenever i tried
- 15:07:00: <Folgorio> it was weird i had
- 15:07:04: <Folgorio> never grabbed a bird b4
- 15:07:08: <Folgorio> and then i evnetually got it
- 15:07:11: <Folgorio> and threw it down
- 15:07:17: <Folgorio> the 3rd floor
- 15:07:20: <Folgorio> cause i thought it could fly
- 15:07:22: <Folgorio> but it could only like
- 15:07:24: <Ginku> ...
- 15:07:25: <Folgorio> hover
- 15:07:25: <pi_face> LOL
- 15:07:29: <Folgorio> so it just like
- 15:07:32: <Folgorio> slowly crashed
- 15:07:33: <Folgorio> into the floor
- 15:07:40: <Folgorio> nah jking it just flew away
- 15:07:44: <Folgorio> but that wouldve bene kinda funny
- 15:07:45: <Earthworm|Away> lol
- 15:07:48: <Ginku> rofl
- 15:07:54: <pi_face> xD
- 15:08:04: <Earthworm|Away> golforio =]
- 15:08:05: <Earthworm|Away> =]
- 15:08:05: <Earthworm|Away> you did it
- 15:08:14: <Folgorio> i saved its life
- 15:08:16: <Ciele> golforio is a hero to all birds
- 15:08:16: <Earthworm|Away> the bird will live happily ever after
- 15:08:20: <Folgorio> i have named it
- 15:08:22: <Folgorio> skarmory
- 15:08:25: <Ciele> lol
- 15:08:26: <pi_face> kacaw
- 15:08:26: <Folgorio> for its effort and values
- 15:08:31: <Folgorio> he will never be forgotten
- 15:08:35: <Folgorio> among this channel
- 15:08:39: <Folgorio> skarmory -- the fallen hero
- 15:08:45: <Ciele> add it to the topic
- 15:08:49: <Folgorio> lol
- 15:09:02: <Folgorio> actually theres a
- 15:09:08: <Folgorio> mosquito thing
- 15:09:11: <Folgorio> stuck to my window
- 15:09:16: <Folgorio> but idc enough 2 save it
- 15:09:18: <Folgorio> it will die of hunger
- 15:09:20: <Ginku> wait actually
- 15:09:24: <Folgorio> i am now a bird trainer
- 15:09:25: <Ginku> how much of the story did you invent
- 15:09:27: <Folgorio> no longer a bug catcher
- 15:09:30: <pi_face> ywah who likes bugs
- 15:09:30: <Ginku> just the end or the cat thing too
- 15:09:31: <Folgorio> only the end
- 15:09:36: <Ginku> ah ok
- 15:09:38: <Folgorio> it flew happily ever after
- 15:09:41: <Folgorio> it was full of
- 15:09:49: <Folgorio> dust + cat ahir
- 15:09:50: <Folgorio> also
- 15:09:56: <Folgorio> when it crashed into the sliding door
- 15:09:57: <Folgorio> after
- 15:10:00: <Folgorio> it was in the cats mouth
- 15:10:03: <Folgorio> there was some
- 15:10:04: <Folgorio> weird liquid
- 15:10:06: <Folgorio> in the door
- 15:10:12: <Folgorio> im guessing it was cat saliva but idk
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