Homura Pretending to be Straight

I like the idea of Homura being so out of her mind after getting rejected by Madoka that she sucks a dude's dick

Mar 23
 leafbladie
 Yeah, that's great


 Kyubox Incubox
 Homura Akemi and heterosexuality are two things that never go together, I have shitposted this so often I actually believe it

Alright, so that bit about you saying how Homura and heterosexuality clash way too much with each other, and you liked the idea of Homura becoming out of her mind after being rejected by Madoka and sucking a dude's dick. I was curious, how would Sadistic Madoka react if she caused it. Would it be the point where she thought she went too far, or would it still be within what she desires?


First of all, remind me what Sadistic Madoka is

 Kyubox Incubox
 It rings a bell, but I don't recall where its from

Mar 24
It was that story you wrote where Madoka is secretly super sadistic and purposefully says things to make Homura think she's coming onto her, only for it to be revealed she was using innuendo to trick her

 leafbladie
 You wrote like 5 separate posts about her I think


I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

I KNEWWW ITTTTTT

I MEAN, I WAS LIKE

 Kyubox Incubox
 70% SURE, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING IN CASE I WAS WRONG

Mar 24
DAMN IT, I REALLY DO WRITE TOO MUCH BULLSHIT TO REMEMBER

 Kyubox Incubox
 ....Alright, let's see

Mar 24
Madoka pushes Homura to the breaking point. Unable to take the torment any longer, Homura vows to try and become straight because being a lesbian is suffering. Madoka is initially shocked since like... come on, this is Homura we're talking about

 Kyubox Incubox
 But then she realises that... come on, this is Homura we're talking about. There's no way she can actually become straight, so let's just watch her make a fool of herself

Mar 24
 Kyubox Incubox
 Sadistic Madoka gleefully keeps teasing Homura, which slowly pushes her into trying harder to become straight. Madoka slowly starts feeling like maybe she's going too far after Homura gets a boyfriend, but its so much fun bullying her (and because she doesn't want to admit she might actually lose Homura) she doesn't stop pushing Homura to become even straighter

Mar 24
It all comes crashing down after she accidentally walks in on Homura sucking her boyfriend's dick and she realises she's actually made Homura straight

And it just gets worse from there for her

Homura's already done it at least 3 times with her boyfriend and is used to it, and now that the secret's out of the bag Homura feels like there's no need to hide anything anymore

 Kyubox Incubox
 Cue her being sickeningly cute and lovey-dovey with her boyfriend constantly, always talking about him, and Madoka somehow walking into an incredible amount of Homura and her boyfriend doing it

Mar 24
To Madoka, this is absolute torture. Not only is it really annoying and really awkward, but she's completely lost Homura now. Her bullying has caused herself to be the bullied.

There's only one thing to do

Seduce Homura back

Unfortunately, Homura's heterosexuality makes her completely impervious to Madoka's charms

It starts off small with some flirting and double entendres, escalates to light touching and skinship, and then Madoka goes fucking all out and does ridiculous things that can only be seen as gay

And Homura doesn't get it

Its not even that she's not interested in Madoka's advances

She doesn't even realise Madoka's hitting on her

Homura has become so straight that she sees all of Madoka's antics as being Very Best Friends

Madoka is just straight up bullying herself at this point, throwing away her pride and even her sense of decency to try and make Homura notice her

 Kyubox Incubox
 Turn up on Homura's bed wearing sexy lingerie? Clearly its for a sleepover

Mar 24
Grab Homura's chest? Girls do that all the time right? Its just skinship!

 Kyubox Incubox
 Forcefully kiss Homura on the lips? That's just how friends greet each other overseas right?

Mar 24
Tearful love confession, begging Homura to come back to her and she's sorry for teasing her this whole time?

 Kyubox Incubox
 "Aw, I love you too Madoka. We're best friends!"

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 So cruel!


Madoka, on the brink of despair, must try and do one last thing to bring Homura back

 Kyubox Incubox
 Bully her like she used to, but even harder. Remind Homura of the past with the power of thinly veiled lesbian sex jokes

Mar 24
"HOMURA!" Madoka cries as she kicks the door open. "Take a look at my soaking wet pussy!" Madoka shows Homura a photo of a wet cat on her phone.

 Kyubox Incubox
 "Homura, have a taste of my delicious breasts and thighs!" Madoka says, pulling out a roast chicken

Mar 24
"Homura, want to eat out my clam?" she asks, presenting a tray of steamed clams

 Kyubox Incubox
 At first Homura just laughs it off and takes everything at face value

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Steamed clams, i thought you said steamed hams


But something old and ancient stirs within her! A feeling long forgotten, setting her heart ablaze! Her skin flushes hotly, her panties dampen moistly!

Madoka sees that its working, and its time for the final blow!

"Homura, the truth is that I'm a Homo! ....sapien"

Its the stupidest thing in the world

Homura doesn't care

She launches herself at Madoka, and Madoka is happy enough to have Homura back that she lets her go all the way instead of just teasing her

And so, the morning after

 Kyubox Incubox
 As Homura looks down upon a sleeping Madoka

Mar 24
All she can think of is

[JUST AS PLANNED]

Because

Of course

Its Homura Akemi

Of course she could never actually be straight

Of course everything she does is centered around Madoka

Only Homura Akemi can suck a guy's dick but still be a lesbian

 Kyubox Incubox
 Only Homura Akemi can get a boyfriend, fuck him for 3 weeks, all on the off chance it gets Madoka

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Beautiful


 leafbladie
 Admittdely, I was thinking since the song also talked about her sucking her own dick, you were going to have it be revealed her boyfriend was actually just her moving back and forth really quickly to give the illusion of her being fucked by a guy


Like, using time stop to move so fast that she creates a blur illusion? That'd be incredibile

 Kyubox Incubox
 But that would also mean Homura being smart enough to not suck dicks just to be a bigger lesbian

Mar 24
I want to imagine Homura purposely getting caught sucking dicks by Madoka and thinking "Ha, got you! I bet you really think I like dicks, just because I'm swallowing my boyfriend's semen right now!" like a fucking idiot

 Kyubox Incubox
 A literal fucking idiot, because she's currently fucking

Mar 24
That also sounds appealing

On one hand, the idea of her sucking her own and creating an elaborate illusion, or her just being straight up stupid

 leafbladie
 They're both fun in their own ways.


 Kyubox Incubox
 Compromise? Fuck a tomboyish/butch girl and either give her a dick or the illusion of having a dick?

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Sounds perfect


 leafbladie
 We could also have it e Kyoko and she was bribing her with snacks


 Kyubox Incubox
 Kyouko: You're saying you to go down on me?
Homura: Yeah, for snacks
Kyouko: Alright, how many do you want?
Homura: No no, I'll be the one giving you snacks
Kyouko: Fucking score!

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Lol


 Kyubox Incubox
 [25 minutes later, while sucking Kyouko off]
Homura: Wait somehow I feel like I got played

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 I like how Homura doesn't even consider herself worth having sex with so she has to bribe people to do it.


 Kyubox Incubox
 Kyouko: Maybe you should give me more snacks
Homura: ....Yeah, that sounds right

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Kyoko: Here's your snack in return *unleashes the beast*


I'm seeing it more like, Homura feels like she's more clever than she actually is. So she's bribing Kyouko as part of her ""master plan"" not because she needs to but because she feels like that's how its supposed to go. She doesn't even think about whether its necessary or not

I just, really like the idea of stupid Homura

 Kyubox Incubox
 I admit it, I like stupid girls. My favourite is when they lack common sense but that's it

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Yeah, stupid homura works so wll in contrast to how she is in the show. The idea of her being an idiot who stumbled through is kind of hilarious, and fitting since she failed nearly 100 times.


 leafbladie
 Though I also do enjoy self deprecating Homura who thinks she's worthless


 leafbladie
 Homura: I can't help but feel this deal is lopsided for some reason *she says going to town on Kyoko's dick*

Kyoko: Why's that?

Homura: Well, I'm doing something I don't like, and giving candy to you while doing it. Meanwhile, you seem to be enjoying it, and are getting paid for it.

Kyoko: Hmm, I guess that makes sense. Here, I'll even the deal. *forces her dick down Homura's mouth, and cums* There, no you get something sweet as well.

Homura: Thanks Kyoko, I'm glad you're looking out for me. *she says as cum drips out her mouth*


 Kyubox Incubox
 I'm liking this idea of homura having a poor understanding of the value of sex

Mar 24
 Kyubox Incubox
 Homura: I'm sucking your dick whenever you want, isn't that unfair?
Kyouko: But you get to have as much cum as you want, so its fine right?
Homura: [suspicious squinting as she tries to work this out]
Homura: I... guess....?

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Perfect


 Kyubox Incubox
 Homura: Now that I think about it, why am I paying you to fuck me again?
Kyouko: Well who else are you going to ask to do it? Mami's not going to do it, Sayaka's not going to do it, and you don't know anyone else
Homura: Sure, but I feel like fucking me shouldn't be something that *I* have to pay for
Kyouko: ...
Homura: ...
Kyouko: What about if I fucked you in the ass?
Homura: Of course I'd pay you to fuck me in the ass, I'm not some kind of scrooge!

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Homura: I'm the one doing all the workd during sex though

Kyoko: Yeah, but you're taking my cum from me, why should Inhelp you do that.

Homura: That sounds right.


 leafbladie
 For something a bit more dark.

Homura: I'm pregnant Kyoko, you're the father... mother... famother?

Kyoko: Alright.

Homura: Can you help support me and our child?

Kyoko: What, no way!

Homura: But you got me pregnant.

Kyoko: We did a business transaction, you gave me sweets, I gave you cum, what you did with the cum isn't my fault.

Homura: I see, I guess I'll have to find some way to support myself. Unfortunately I won't be able to do our standard agreement anymore, as I can't afford giving away sweets anymore.


 Kyubox Incubox
 Kyouko: Explain this to me again?
Homura: I'm going to make Madoka jealous by having sex with you, and then she'll be sure to love me!
Kyouko: Why not just have sex with Madoka then?
Homura: You idiot! I can't just walk up to someone and say "Hey, let's fuck"!
Kyouko: But... you literally did that to me though
Homura: Sure, but you only did it because I also said I'd give you snacks right?
Kyouko: .................................Yeah, sure, that's right

Mar 24
 Kyubox Incubox
 Homura: I'm pregnant and you're the father
Kyouko: Wait hold up, when you think about it the father is actually your boyfriend right?
Homura: But isn't that you?
Kyouko: No no, I'm PRETENDING to be your boyfriend so that's different
Homura: But... I don't actually have a boyfriend?
Kyouko: So your baby doesn't actually have a father
Homura: [starts counting on her fingers, for some reason]
Homura: That makes sense, thanks Kyouko

Mar 24
Man, that reasoning is actually hilariously creative

Mami: Somehow, I get the feeling that Kyouko and Homura are an item
Sayaka: What makes you say that?
Mami: I saw Homura sucking Kyouko's dick
Sayaka:
Sayaka: Okay, but that could mean anything

Mar 24
Lol

I mean technically Sayak's right

 leafbladie
 As they aren't actually an item, it's just an elaborate ruse


 Kyubox Incubox
 The rusiest of ruses!

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Kyoko: *currently fucking Homura in the vag*

Homura: Wait, if you cum there, I won't be eating it, doesn't that mean I should reduce the amount of sweets I'm paying you for today?

Kyoko: You vagina has lips, right?

Homura: Yes?

Kyoko: Then it's a mouth swallowing my cum. If anything, I should be paid more since this area is harder to fuck than your mouth.

Homura: Alright, I'll increase the amount of sweets given today by 25%


 Kyubox Incubox
 Hitomi: [kicks down the door]
Hitomi: GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GI- oh its just Homura and her boyfriend, never mind. Pardon the intrusion

Mar 24
 Kyubox Incubox
 Homura: Wait why am I still paying you for anal then?
Kyouko: Your ass is still connected to your digestive system, so it technically still counts as you consuming semen
Homura: Even if it never reaches my stomach?
Kyouko: [blows her load]
Homura: ....No wait, I feel your cum around where my stomach is so I guess you're right. Sorry about that, I'll add a little bonus as an apology

Mar 24
 leafbladie
 Damn, Kyoko really knows how to shoot one off


Mami seems like she'd be weak to peer pressure, because she's so lonely

 Kyubox Incubox
 So I'd like to see her get roped into something she knows is real stupid because she can't say no

Mar 24
Maybe Kyoko convinces them to fuck Homura with them. She says since she's providing 3x the cum, she should get 3x the sweets, while not letting Sayaka and Mami know about the sweets

 leafbladie
 Of course, I'm worried about the health ramifications of a Tiro Nut Finale going off in any orifice