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Toilet Paper Dating Simulator Source Code

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  1. ## Shame me ##
  2.  
  3. define y = Character("You", color="#1B5BFF")
  4. define t = Character("Toilet Paper", color="#959595")
  5. define d = Character("Developer", color="#FF0000")
  6. define n = Character("Narrator", color="#16B5C6")
  7. define pw = Character("Pennywise", color="#731717")
  8. define A =Character("Alex", color="#BE42B3")
  9. define Dio =Character("Dio", color="#DDE133")
  10. define ERROR = Character("ERROR", color="#FFFFFF")
  11. define Mario = Character ("Mario", color="#FF0000")
  12. define Luigi = Character("Luigi", color="#1FA201")
  13.  
  14. image Mario_bg_1 = "mario_bg_1.jpg"
  15. image Toilet Paper = "Toilet Paper.png"
  16.  
  17. image Luigi = "Luigi.png"
  18.  
  19. image Mario = "Mario.png"
  20.  
  21. image bathroom = "bathroom-background.jpg"
  22.  
  23. image living room = "living room.jpg"
  24.  
  25. image Hidden = "hidden.jpg"
  26.  
  27. image Sewer = "Sewer.jpg"
  28.  
  29. image Pennywise = "pennywise.png"
  30.  
  31. image Restaurant = "res.png"
  32.  
  33. image Dio = "Dio.png"
  34.  
  35. image Momma = "Momma.png"
  36.  
  37. image Outside = "Outside.jpg"
  38.  
  39. image e = "e.png"
  40.  
  41. image Dev = "Developer.png"
  42.  
  43. label start:
  44.     "So, due to there being fucking audio issues..."
  45.     "There is sadly no music... so... just enjoy without it."
  46.     scene living room
  47.  
  48.     "Today you sat down and played some Crossing Animal Horizions Island"
  49.     "You were paying up for Tod Mops's stupid debt"
  50.     y "Fucking Tod Mops being a bastard..."
  51.     n "The fuck you say you little shit?"
  52.     y "Nothing..."
  53.     n "Good, I don't want DCFS coming after me cause you swore..."
  54.     y "Ok, ok, shut the fuck up."
  55.     n "Ahem... anyway."
  56.     "Suddenly, you felt an urge of hell coming from your..."
  57.     "asshole."
  58.     "God dammit."
  59.     y "GOD DAMMIT TACO BELL, WITH THOSE SPICY TACOS... I COULDN'T RESIST!"
  60.     n "You ordered Taco Bell WITHOUT ME?"
  61.     y "NOT THE FUCKING TIME."
  62.     n "Ok, ok."
  63.     "You suddenly rush to the bathroom."
  64.  
  65.     scene bathroom
  66.  
  67.     "You start to take a massive shit."
  68.     "You start grunting and crying."
  69.     "You want to die."
  70.     y "Why did I buy those SPICY tacos last night?"
  71.  
  72.     "After you finish, you feel something wiping your ass."
  73.     "You aren't touching a thing, only gripping on the toilet seat cause of the diahrea."
  74.     "You look down to see Toilet Paper wiping your ass for you..."
  75.     show Toilet Paper at truecenter
  76.  
  77.     t "Hello, it is I... Toilet Paper..."
  78.     "You look at him and start to think... damn... that toilet paper looks so sexy."
  79.     y "Nice to meet you Toilet Paper."
  80.     "You start to blush..."
  81.     "The Toilet Paper notices..."
  82.     t "You got a nice ass."
  83.     "You blush harder... you can agree... you have a nice tight ass."
  84.     t "Maybe I should invite you to my place some time, I can protect you from fights in the stores."
  85.     t "All the ladies fight for me!"
  86.     y "Yeah... I had to punch a guy in balls for you."
  87.     t "Quarantine is some hell... isn't it?"
  88.     y "Mhm."
  89.     t "What day and time do you want to come to my place?"
  90.     menu:
  91.         "Sure, I got nothing else better to do":
  92.             jump continue_story
  93.         "Nah go fuck yourself":
  94.             jump Ending_Alone
  95.     label Ending_Alone:
  96.         y "I'm not dating a fucking roll of Toilet Paper"
  97.         t "Wha-?"
  98.         y "Yeah... fuck you."
  99.     hide Toilet Paper
  100.     scene Hidden
  101.     "What... ok then?"
  102.     "You got the Alone Ending..."
  103.     "Not the fucking song asshole."
  104.     return
  105.     label continue_story:
  106.         y "Whenever."
  107.         t "Ok, lets go now!"
  108.         "Now? It's 3 pm... you... got nothing to do."
  109.         y "Ok, lets go..."
  110.         jump sewer
  111.     label sewer:
  112.         scene Sewer
  113.         show Toilet Paper at truecenter
  114.         t "Do you like this place?"
  115.         y "Yeah uh... sure."
  116.         t "Want to swim in the sewer water?"
  117.         y "Uh... sure-"
  118.         t "You'll like it down here"
  119.         pw "If you come with me you'll float too!"
  120.         "Who the fuck was that?"
  121.         show Toilet Paper at left
  122.         show Pennywise at right
  123.         "Pennywise appears out of fucking nowhere..."
  124.         "God damn it."
  125.         y "Hello?"
  126.         pw "Hello there little child..."
  127.         menu:
  128.             "Who are you?":
  129.                 jump choice_1
  130.             "HOLY FUCK ITS A DEMON!":
  131.                 jump choice_clown_ending
  132.         label choice_1:
  133.             pw "I'm pennywise the dancing clown..."
  134.             t "The only clown here is that fucking forehead of yours."
  135.             pw "Fuck you"
  136.             menu:
  137.                 "You gonna perform a show for us or what?":
  138.                     jump choice_2
  139.                 "Lets get outta here...":
  140.                     jump choice_slipped_and_died_ending
  141.         label choice_clown_ending:
  142.             t "OH SHIT-"
  143.             y "WHY DID YOU TAKE ME TO A PLACE WITH A DEMON?"
  144.             t "I DIDN'T KNOW HE WOULD BE DOWN HERE!"
  145.  
  146.             hide Pennywise
  147.             hide Toilet Paper
  148.             scene Hidden
  149.             "Then you two broke apart... never to see eachother again..."
  150.             show pennywise
  151.             "You got, the clown ending."
  152.             return
  153.         label choice_slipped_and_died_ending:
  154.             t "Yeah, lets go..."
  155.             pw "Nuh uh, stay."
  156.             y "No."
  157.             pw "Yes."
  158.             y "No."
  159.             pw "YES."
  160.             y "NO."
  161.             pw "GOD FUCKING YES."
  162.             y "No."
  163.  
  164.             "You start running with Toilet Paper as pennywise chases you."
  165.             "You all of the sudden slip on a puddle and bust your head open."
  166.  
  167.             hide Pennywise
  168.             hide Toilet Paper
  169.             scene Hidden
  170.             "Pennywise feasts off your body while Toilet Paper runs to a new bathroom to live in."
  171.             "Atleast someone lives a happy life..."
  172.             "You got the slipped and died ending"
  173.             return
  174.  
  175.         label choice_2:
  176.             t "Yeah... what is it megamind?"
  177.             pw "I don't wanna dance."
  178.             "Wuss."
  179.             hide Pennywise
  180.             show Toilet Paper at truecenter
  181.             "Pennywise runs off crying... thank fuck."
  182.             t "Anyway... wanna sleep on the concrete?"
  183.             y "No thanks... let's go out for some dinner."
  184.  
  185.             label Dinner:
  186.                 scene Restaurant
  187.  
  188.                 show Toilet Paper at truecenter
  189.                 t "It was nice to take me out to this nice place..."
  190.                 y "Yeah, it's quite beautiful."
  191.                 t "Nobody has really done anything for me..."
  192.                 t "Well, nobody done this for me at all."
  193.                 menu:
  194.                     "Well, I guess I'm the first.":
  195.                         jump dinner_1
  196.                     "Hah, you lonely fuck.":
  197.                         jump dinner_2
  198.             label dinner_2:
  199.                 t "..."
  200.                 t "I'm heading of.."
  201.                 hide Toilet Paper
  202.                 y "Fuck."
  203.                 stop sound
  204.                 scene Hidden
  205.                 "Toilet Paper walks off to his house and dies from the sewer water."
  206.                 "You got the TP Dead 1 Ending"
  207.                 return
  208.             label dinner_1:
  209.                 t "Yeah I guess..."
  210.                 y "...I have a place I want to take you."
  211.                 t "Ok..."
  212.  
  213.             label outside:
  214.  
  215.                 scene Outside
  216.                 t "Wow... this is a nice sight"
  217.                 "You see that the Toilet Paper's tube is erecting..."
  218.                 y "Wow, you got a big one."
  219.                 t "Mhm."
  220.                 hide Toilet Paper
  221.                 "You then all the sudden fuck the toilet paper.... you don't know how, but you do."
  222.                 jump e
  223.  
  224.             label secret_ending1_ending:
  225.  
  226.                 scene e
  227.  
  228.                 "You walk into your house and all of the sudden..."
  229.                 A "Where the fuck have you been?"
  230.                 "Alex appears out of nowhere"
  231.                 show Momma
  232.                 y "I uh... had sex with a roll of toilet paper."
  233.                 A "You what...?"
  234.                 y "Yeah..."
  235.                 A "Well, get on my level... I'm gonna fuck Dio!"
  236.                 show Dio at left
  237.                 show Momma at right
  238.                 Dio "LETS GO FUCK"
  239.                 A "Indeed~"
  240.                 hide Dio
  241.                 hide Momma
  242.                 y "Show off."
  243.                 "You then go to your bed"
  244.                 menu:
  245.                     "END IT ALL":
  246.                         jump end_it_all
  247.             label e:
  248.                 scene e
  249.  
  250.                 "You walk into your house and all of the sudden..."
  251.                 A "Where the fuck have you been?"
  252.                 "Alex appears out of nowhere"
  253.                 show Momma
  254.                 y "I uh... had sex with a roll of toilet paper."
  255.                 A "You what...?"
  256.                 y "Yeah..."
  257.                 A "Well, get on my level... I'm gonna fuck Dio!"
  258.                 show Dio at left
  259.                 show Momma at right
  260.                 Dio "LETS GO FUCK"
  261.                 A "Indeed~"
  262.                 hide Dio
  263.                 hide Momma
  264.                 y "Show off."
  265.                 "You then go to your bed trying to rest... but you hear moaning all night."
  266.                 "So it was hard to sleep."
  267.                 "You wake up to the morning sun..."
  268.                 "Seeing the Toilet Paper at your feet."
  269.                 y "AH!"
  270.                 t "Sorry- got excited for today!"
  271.                 y "Why?"
  272.                 t "Go in the living room"
  273.  
  274.                 "You both walk into the living room to see"
  275.  
  276.                 show Toilet Paper at right
  277.                 show Dev at left
  278.                 d "PUT YOUR HANDS UP!"
  279.                 "You bo- you only reach your hands up."
  280.                 d "NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR I WILL SHOOT!"
  281.                 "You both don't... have any money..."
  282.                 d "Well, then I'm gonna have to shoot this Toilet Paper."
  283.                 "What- why the Toilet Paper? He could've chose anything else but... whatever."
  284.                 menu:
  285.                     "Sacrifice yourself":
  286.                         jump ending_sacrafice
  287.                     "Dio":
  288.                         jump ending_dio
  289.                     "Alex":
  290.                         jump ending_alex
  291.                     "E":
  292.                         jump ending_e
  293.                     "Do nothing":
  294.                         jump ending_TP_death_2
  295.                 label ending_sacrafice:
  296.                     "You jump infront of the bullet and sacrafice yourself."
  297.                     hide Dev
  298.                     hide Toilet Paper
  299.                     scene Hidden
  300.  
  301.                     "What the fuck- why?"
  302.                     "You were gonna have sex with an inanimate object anyway... so. E."
  303.                     "You got the Sacrafice ending."
  304.  
  305.                     "Game made by: Max O-O"
  306.  
  307.                     "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  308.  
  309.                     "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  310.  
  311.                     "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  312.  
  313.                     "Twitter: Joke4V"
  314.  
  315.                     "Thanks for playing"
  316.  
  317.                     return
  318.                 label ending_dio:
  319.                     y "DIOOOOO"
  320.                     Dio "YES?"
  321.                     y "Can you please help me?"
  322.                     show Dio at truecenter
  323.                     Dio "...I'm having a thing called, sex."
  324.                     Dio "So fuck no."
  325.                     hide Toilet Paper
  326.                     hide Dev
  327.                     scene Hidden
  328.  
  329.                     "What did you think was gonna happen?"
  330.                     "Dio was actually gonna help?"
  331.                     "Bruh, I never watched Jojo."
  332.                     show Dio at truecenter
  333.                     "You got the Dio ending."
  334.                     "Game made by: Max O-O"
  335.  
  336.                     "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  337.  
  338.                     "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  339.  
  340.                     "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  341.  
  342.                     "Twitter: Joke4V"
  343.  
  344.                     "Thanks for playing"
  345.                     return
  346.                 label ending_alex:
  347.                     y "ALEXXXX"
  348.                     show Momma at truecenter
  349.                     A "WHAT?"
  350.                     y "HELP!"
  351.                     A "No."
  352.                 scene hidden
  353.                 hide Momma
  354.                 hide Dev
  355.                 hide Toilet Paper
  356.                 "Wha- what?"
  357.                 show Momma at truecenter
  358.                 "You got the Alex ending"
  359.  
  360.                 "Game made by: Max O-O"
  361.  
  362.                 "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  363.  
  364.                 "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  365.  
  366.                 "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  367.  
  368.                 "Twitter: Joke4V"
  369.  
  370.                 "Thanks for playing"
  371.                 return
  372.                 label ending_e:
  373.                     y "E"
  374.                     d "..."
  375.                     d "E"
  376.                     t "E"
  377.                     show dio at truecenter
  378.                     Dio "E"
  379.                     hide dio
  380.                     show Momma at truecenter
  381.                     A "E"
  382.                     hide Momma
  383.                     d "You guys are fun... Imma go now... have a good one."
  384.                     hide Dev
  385.                     "The Developer left..."
  386.                     t "What...?"
  387.                     hide Toilet Paper
  388.                     scene Hidden
  389.  
  390.                     "You uh... what the fuck just happened?"
  391.  
  392.                     "You got the good ending I guess?"
  393.  
  394.                     "Game made by: Max O-O"
  395.  
  396.                     "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  397.  
  398.                     "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  399.  
  400.                     "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  401.  
  402.                     "Twitter: Joke4V"
  403.  
  404.                     "Thanks for playing"
  405.  
  406.                     return
  407.                 label ending_TP_death_2:
  408.  
  409.                     "You do nothing and the Toilet Paper gets shot."
  410.                     hide toilet paper
  411.                     hide dev
  412.                     scene hidden
  413.                     "Great fucking job."
  414.                     "You got the TP Death Ending 2"
  415.  
  416.                     "Game made by: Max O-O"
  417.  
  418.                     "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  419.  
  420.                     "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  421.  
  422.                     "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  423.  
  424.                     "Twitter: Joke4V"
  425.  
  426.                     "Thanks for playing"
  427.  
  428.                     return
  429.  
  430.                 label end_it_all:
  431.                     scene Hidden
  432.                     "You put on your long black shirt."
  433.                     "Your long black jeans."
  434.                     "And last but not least, the black nike shoes"
  435.                     "you lay down in your bed putting a bag over your head, and go to sleep."
  436.                     "Ending up sufficating yourself..."
  437.                     "You were willing to go to the gate..."
  438.                     "everyone else did too."
  439.                     "You got the 01010011 01110101 01100110 01100110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 ending."
  440.  
  441.                     "Game made by: Max O-O"
  442.  
  443.                     "Stupidity by: Max O-O"
  444.  
  445.                     "Youtube Channel: Max OwO"
  446.  
  447.                     "Twitch Channel: Maxieboyowo"
  448.  
  449.                     "Twitter: Joke4V"
  450.  
  451.                     "Thanks for playing"
  452.  
  453.                     return
  454.  
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