#This file contains custom messages for death events.
#You can specify as many messages as you want (within reason) for each death type.
#Just be sure each message is on a new line under the appropriate label.
#When a player dies, a random message from the appropriate label is chosen.
#Accepted variables:
# - %d holds the name of the dead player.
# - %a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
# - %i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
#Custom item names may be defined in the 'heroicdeath.items' file.
:Drown
%d drowned
%d is swimming with the fishes
%d took a long walk off a short pier
HAHAHA! Silly %d! You're not a fish you dummy
%d just got a lungfull of water.
%d decided to go outside for a swim. And stayed out.
Ocean: 1.  %d: 0.
%d forgot he can't breathe underwater
%d thought he was whale. But even whales need air.
:Cactus
%d died to a cactus
%d poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
%d hugged a cactus! Bad plan.
%d looked more like a pincussion after running into that cactus
%d just turned into a human porcupine. A dead one that is.
Welcome to the Cactus Hugging Society, %d
:Fire
%d burned to death
%d forgot how to stop, drop and roll
Today's special: %d, extra crispy
%d didn't start the fire, but couldn't stop it either
%d was baked
%d is feeling hot hot hot
%d suffered a bad case of sunburn
%d just cooked! Well done %d. Or should that be, %d, well-done?
%d spontaneously combusted
:Explosion
%d was blown to smithereens
%d doesn't understand TNT fuses
%d accidentally the TNT
%d apparently has an explosive personality
%d exploded
%d went out with a bang
May %d rest in pieces, many pieces.
%d just lost a game of Minesweeper.
:Creeper
%d was creeper bombed
%d hugged a creeper
%d just learned that SSSSSssss is for %a
What was green, silent and deadly? The %a that just blew up %d
Quick %d! Dodge that Cr-  Ok never mind.
%d can start picking up the pieces again. Of his own body.
:Spider
%a's eight legs were better then %d's two.
%d just met the not-so-friendly SpiderMan. Without the man.
%d was tangled up in a %a's web.
%as. Even worse then headcrabs, right %d?
%d just took an eight-legged beating.
%d just developed a very bad case of Arachnophobia
%d was webbed by a %a
%d is now the winter food of a %a
:Skeleton
%d just got sniped.
%d just got boned by a randy %a
%d got his bones rattled by a %a
Awesome! %d caught an arrow! With his face.
%d tried to dodge arrows Matrix-style. And failed.
%a is not William Tell. %d just found that out the hard way.
%a just opened the %d hunting season
:Zombie
%d was ripped apart by a %a
%d got their face ripped off by a %a. Well, it's an improvement.
%d just got their brains eaten.  Not like anyone would notice, but still.
Well that's a no-brainer. %d just got killed by a zombie
Oh come on %d. How did you NOT see that %a coming?
It's slow, it requires your brain, and it just killed %d. Good for you %a.
%d just got zombified.
:Wolf
%d was mauled by a %a
There's only so much poking with sticks that a %a will take, %d
%d must have played with too many pigs before punching that wolf.
%d should know never to wake sleeping dogs. Same goes for friendly wolves.
Looks like a dog, behaves like a dog, but rips your face off when its mad. Thats what %d just found out.
Well, %d just got killed by a wolf. I hope he learned that "petting"  isn't the same as "punching".
:Fall
%d fell to their death
%d took a leap of faith
Dear %d, there is this thing called Gravity. Don't try to abuse it, you won't win.
%d just took a dive off the high diving board. No water.
%d missed the water on his way down
Famous last words: %d: I bet I can make it across that canyon.
%d just learned that even soft grass can hurt like concrete.
%d cratered
%d just left a human size crater in the countryside.
%d tried testing gravity out
%d turned into a pool of blood and crushed body parts
%d - Gravity Test - Satisfactory
:PVP
%d was just brutally murdered with a(n) %i
:Void
%d fell into the Gap
:Monsters
%d was killed by an angry %a
%d pissed off the wrong %a
:Lava
%d was killed by lava
%d became obsidian
%d took a bath in a lake of fire
%d went swimming in the wrong kind of liquid
Molten rock is hot, isn't it %d.
%d just drowned in the hot tub. The very hot tub.
:Other
%d died from unknown causes
%d was killed by Herobrine
Wait what. How did %d just die...
:Suffocation
%d suffocated
%d dug his own grave
%d just caved in
%d put himself six feet under
:Dispenser
%d did not need a dispenser there.
%d got shot by a dispenser.
:Lightning
%d got electrocuted.
%d has an electrifying personality.
%d made a suitable ground.